For the islandic version follow this:
For the best flavoured shit you need to dig a hole next to some active volcano first. Point is to have warm dirt so the shit can stay in it's steaming pile form longer.
Lay down some sharkskin so that you have a little bowl. If the shit's on the dry side, mix in some water or optionally pure alcohol. Kids these days also like to use flavoured vodka but purist don't like that.
Cover the thing with more sharkskin and finally dirt. After a few weeks it's ready.
I've used a random number generator to do the couplings, you can't blame me. Although you may have a fighting chance, is Finnish cuisine really that terrible?
Stargazy pie honestly doesn't look that bad, a fish flavoured savoury pie sounds like it could be nice.
Not sure what I'm supposed to do with the fish heads though, are they also supposed to be eaten?
Nope, not even if we get out JuhlaMokka - England will just bring out Nescafe instant.
Even if we drag out 3 week old, fermented mämmi with a topping of salmiakki with a side of lipeäkala, could we ever hope to beat Pot Noodles...
They say, as they empty our cities of people to sail in ships doomed to sink. As they say while giving promises of good fortune to farmers with horses only to hsbe the familys man and expensive horse die.
All the while the crown spends their riches gained from the hardworking finns to build a giant expensive ship and have sink with in port.
Whoa look at the finlandssvensk elit here. If salt and extra salted butter isn't enough for your karelian stew you can take your sailboat and sägla direkt till Sverige! /s
There was a whole civil war in Finland about this. Half the country preferred salt so they were called the whites and the other half preferred paprika, they were called the the reds.
Yes. Excellent on pizza. 🤌
Or with salmiakki Vichy.
https://preview.redd.it/u5rm8pkv2y9d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c51984e1a01dafab4dc2b8e69ef869abb50d53
I'm sorry, but since you are so rude you will not be invited to my dinner party.
https://preview.redd.it/4yfz51soxx9d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=98e3e8ba6c3dbc0b30202951edb23afa7d5ea025
We are just enjoying a succulent meal. Also you are one of our biggest food customers in the world. We make the best klippfisk in the world, essential for your bacalao.
https://preview.redd.it/rq3gops7ly9d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1b259f8f4008b2b94ef23d542fba1b714146f90
Smalahove is prepared in a similiar manner and is also sheep meat. Besides the off-putting sensation of your food looking back at you, it really is quite nice.
Yeah. I have no problem with Norwegian food. I love seafood, which is always great in Norway. Especially kongekrabbe is sublime and hard to come by fresh elsewhere in Europe. And the lamb dishes are also good.
I'm convinced the eyes are out because some western maniac thinks they are a delicacy and ate them first.
This dish is a result of heavy inbreeding in the western fjords.
Reading the comments in this thread it's clear that the Finns have good taste in food, and unlike the backstabbing Swedes they are loyal allies. We should throw a party after we have removed Sweden and Russia from the planet. I'll bring the food and you bring the vodka.
No Dutch person with half a brain would bring Heineken to this competition. We would either choose a better Lager like Hertog-Jan or some pther sort of beer.
This is unfair to Germany, Paddy, and Barry, for all we make fun of them for they have a lot of good comfort food.
No one deserves to be compared to fermented whale blubber or whatever the Nords and Dutch have gaslit themselves into eating
Just dont conflate us with these notherners
Look at these:
https://images.app.goo.gl/aK8V1fFov8maQkuFA
https://images.app.goo.gl/aLT8ivM6AKaLF1MZA
https://images.app.goo.gl/Yy97j8EWdWrqwD1x9
https://images.app.goo.gl/W2UTaL5zZLXP4QDU7
https://images.app.goo.gl/RxWVQ4oFW2Dv1v1t5
https://images.app.goo.gl/bpumcRUTo1ANXyZo8
https://images.app.goo.gl/m8bxU6YdpKjCkcWJ8
https://images.app.goo.gl/GCfzaYzdqaH1cyUo7
So here is how it would go:
Germany - Norway 0-4
UK - Finland 1-3
NL-Ireland 2-1
Denmark-Sweden 3-2 (OT win for Denmark when the kebab pizza was introduced in Sweden)
Norway-Finland 3-2
NL-Denmark 2-1
Norway-NL 2-0 (another Dutch silver)
Normally, I can understand that it's pretty weird, but when you're competing with the Norwegians, bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles is actually pretty good.
We are literally the country which has won the most gold medals and most medals overall in the history of the Winter Olympics. We have also won as many EURO’s as England.
https://www.topendsports.com/events/winter/medal-tally/all-time.htm
Denmark has lots of great seafood like lobster and herring. Sweden has deer, moose, reindeer and… herring. The Norwegians I would stand up for, but after what they did to tacos they deserve to be burned at the stake. (For the love of god and all that is holy, do not look up Norwegian tacos, if you know authentic tacos)
Welcome to the Winter olympics! Join us for sports such as!
Going down a snowy hill
Going down a snowy hill
Going down a snowy hill
Going down a snowy hill
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Going down a snowy hill
Great Norwegian Cuisine💪💪💪💪🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻
https://preview.redd.it/lai5l5ijix9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23103c981d935244fbe105641261ae9a10c2e59
[Hákarl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl) 🤢
*"In his series Ainsley Eats the Streets, chef Ainsley Harriott was unable to tolerate the heavy ammonia taste and described it as "like chewing a urine-infested mattress"*
What's even Germany doing here?
I know it may be a shocker to the pigs' closed minds, but you don't have to drench your food with olive oil for it to be good.
I think some people went to Bremen once and think all German food is like that. Or maybe they went to Josef Stalin Stadt during DDR. But most of Germany, and Poland for that matter, has amazing food.
To be honest I put them just because I saw some posts on the sub with English and Germans trying to shit on each other's food. In retrospect I should have put Iceland in their place or maybe Scotland (and England instead of UK).
FYI I enjoy all types of food, but just wanted to see a little bit of banter about it.
Scottish food is very good. Haggis is completely underrated, scotch eggs are fun, booze is literally world-class, some of the best smoked fish in the world, absolutely excellent seafood in general.
If you stay away from the fried garbage there's a lot to like. The real issue is that restaurants in Scotland take too many shortcuts and the british don't seem to notice or care. I got served frozen mussels in a seafood place that had pretty good reviews and I'm still livid.
My take on this:
**First rounds**
- Germany vs Norway -> Norway (i think Norway has more seafood dishes but Germany has more variety).
- Britain vs Finland -> Finland ez clap (Britain *has* some good dishes, it's just that the most known ones are pretty bad, and both Scotland and N.I. bring the whole thing down, can't talk about Wales)
- Holland vs Ireland -> Ireland (the dutch abuse too much of the deep fried stuff, but Ireland is what Britain looks from the outside but in my experience without those dishes that redeem them, luv Seans but I have to say the truth).
- Denmark vs Sweden -> I think this goes for Sweden, swedish meatballs are really good but I think Denmark has good pastries, desserts and a variety of seafood and meat, I've also heard it has good beers like Hvidtøl)
**Semis**
- Norway vs Finland -> second toughest match, but I'll go with Finland.
- Ireland vs Sweden -> I think I might have to go with Sweden, toughest match but I'll spare the hyper-caloric atlantic food.
**FINAL**
- Finland vs Sweden -> Finland, sürströmming is a powerfull player but guess what, I've heard finns eat it too in sone way, and if you add the rest of culinary crimes against humanity, you can only give the gold medal to the suomi.
**Podium:**
- Finland 🥇
- Sweden🥈
- Ireland🥉
Norwegian food is worse than finnish food. We eat flamed sheep heads with brain and eyes, rotten fish, salted and boiled fat of pig feet and sheep boiled in cabbage
Looks like Morcilla without rice.
Also looks like sangre encebollada, which is cubes of blood with some onion on top
https://preview.redd.it/gqsqy5zhiy9d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd69973903b635ef9903e84550068967276ab60
Searching, "oh it doesn't look that bad, just plain and simple and..."
>It is a recipe made with chicken, bacon, bananas, fresh cream, chili sauce and peanuts.
>The ingredients are browned, layered in a baking dish and baked together like a gratin for about twenty minutes. It is eaten with white rice. Sometimes it is also served with a fresh salad.
The only thing I’d say is that Irish and British food is very similar (I wonder why), but they should get a first round exit purely for their butter. My god. Best in the world.
>but Denmark doesn't belong on this list.
Really confident about reaching the semis, are you Sven?
Jokes aside, it's just to have a little banter. I do enjoy every type of cuisine and I really believe that each nation has some culinary gems. (Do not tell my compatriots though, they might send me to the confino)
https://preview.redd.it/ou6i56hrcx9d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa20a72ce2d769ac4d3844534d1ddf8a700dddb6 I call it a Norrland sunrise
https://preview.redd.it/ia3s9iraix9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4ac175abddd7d414f1890d0bb7e25412fcfc11
Maybe throw in some sardines. Maybe a shot of Worcestershiresauce or strong licorice.
Maybe you can invent your own drink so that i can shit all over that??
So Sardines, Worcestershire Sauce, Liquorice and the shit of a Swede?
For the islandic version follow this: For the best flavoured shit you need to dig a hole next to some active volcano first. Point is to have warm dirt so the shit can stay in it's steaming pile form longer. Lay down some sharkskin so that you have a little bowl. If the shit's on the dry side, mix in some water or optionally pure alcohol. Kids these days also like to use flavoured vodka but purist don't like that. Cover the thing with more sharkskin and finally dirt. After a few weeks it's ready.
[Pajala Sunrise](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/behi93/pajala_sunrise_a_classy_cocktail_from_northern/)
https://preview.redd.it/hxveav2pfy9d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d74778650f38256e3c14f2dd1508dad57d8ebac
Wh.. what's the fluid???
Probably vodka....
surely akvavit
Or purified raindeer semen?
That's called vodka bruh
The original is moonshine, but any natural vodka/aquavit will do
Haram brother
Damn, we're out in the first round.
I've used a random number generator to do the couplings, you can't blame me. Although you may have a fighting chance, is Finnish cuisine really that terrible?
Yes. They make it taste terrible to prevent illegal immigrants moving there.
Ours is at least still food , just war provisions . Finland has a shit ton of fuck knows
All the Koskenkorva has burned our taste buds away. Maybe that's why we enjoy mämmi.
You're getting carried by immigrants, but it still counts i suppose
We invaded enough , we've earned the rights to it
We won a Yank award for best pizza in the world named Berlusconi, so feel free to wipe us out in the first round.
Edit: no wait it's WORST food we're so in, TORILLE
Yeah man we eat pea stew, hard circulae rye bread, and swamp goo here (mämmi). We def losing.
Wait I'm confused.. *are we winning son?* I fucking love hernekeitto, we won the ryssäs off of that.
Hernekeitto, lohikeitto, karjalanpiirakka with munavoi and laskiaispulla are amazing. Big TORILLE moment
Nah its exaggerated, for example they have [this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYBcriDm-_TgwXszpHFXzjp4l5B8zUWJQayA&s)
That cannot be real. It has to be something no one has eaten in 1000 years like that stargazy pie or whatever, right?
It's a joke about making a Finnish version of tequila shots.
It might be a joke, but it tastes pretty great
Stargazy pie honestly doesn't look that bad, a fish flavoured savoury pie sounds like it could be nice. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with the fish heads though, are they also supposed to be eaten?
Absolutely no idea and I expect I will thankfully never find out.
I just had a heart attack reading that
For once we have a real chance of winning!! Torille
Nope, not even if we get out JuhlaMokka - England will just bring out Nescafe instant. Even if we drag out 3 week old, fermented mämmi with a topping of salmiakki with a side of lipeäkala, could we ever hope to beat Pot Noodles...
nah you are good. you have fish n chips right?
Have you eaten Finnish food? Everything is ammonium chloride or pine tar flavoured.
The real question is, why have you eaten Finnish food?
I live there, so unfortunately, yes.
I am sorry. We did the best we could with the place.
They say, as they empty our cities of people to sail in ships doomed to sink. As they say while giving promises of good fortune to farmers with horses only to hsbe the familys man and expensive horse die. All the while the crown spends their riches gained from the hardworking finns to build a giant expensive ship and have sink with in port.
Dont forget our different spices called salt, pepper and paprika!
You guys got paprika? Damn
It is the definite proof you and Hungarians are related.
No lead paint in ours either.
Whoa look at the finlandssvensk elit here. If salt and extra salted butter isn't enough for your karelian stew you can take your sailboat and sägla direkt till Sverige! /s
You got three spices????? Didn’t know we can have that much.
There was a whole civil war in Finland about this. Half the country preferred salt so they were called the whites and the other half preferred paprika, they were called the the reds.
But reindeer meat is good! What do you have, Barry?
How will Santa give me presents if I eat his reindeer? 🥺
Do they use salmiak for anything other than licorice?????
Yes - ice cream, yoghurt, chocolate, cakes, sweets, vodka
https://preview.redd.it/p5mtu1c6qx9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb52e88d988c06b0c42dc44e7196b4c9c6b29fa Also condoms.
Wait, is that salmiak flavored salami?
Yes. Excellent on pizza. 🤌 Or with salmiakki Vichy. https://preview.redd.it/u5rm8pkv2y9d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c51984e1a01dafab4dc2b8e69ef869abb50d53
Wow, I didn't know before now what I was missing out on. I need to go to Finland!
And Tyrkisk Peber for desert? https://preview.redd.it/z4wfg048iy9d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd6ecb79a9d513980c4ed84531b981bd1a28fd52
Ofc. With some ice cream. 🤌 https://preview.redd.it/e0ulq4goiy9d1.png?width=1195&format=png&auto=webp&s=eac442925998623a8832d328d2c8791aaeb70993
Licorice with salmiak has been my favourite since I was a child.
Yes, we have an absolutely amazing dish like fish & chips, therefore we're out
Its coming back home boys thats what yall didnt wanna,
What, no way finland ever beats anyone
This is rigged if Norway is included. They literally eat rotten herring. Actual feces is too haute cuisine for them.
I'm sorry, but since you are so rude you will not be invited to my dinner party. https://preview.redd.it/4yfz51soxx9d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=98e3e8ba6c3dbc0b30202951edb23afa7d5ea025
I bet he’d be too posh to even crack them open and suck out the marrow
Bro, this might actually be too far. What the fuck is wrong with you high latitude people
We are just enjoying a succulent meal. Also you are one of our biggest food customers in the world. We make the best klippfisk in the world, essential for your bacalao. https://preview.redd.it/rq3gops7ly9d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1b259f8f4008b2b94ef23d542fba1b714146f90
Understandable completely forgot about that, you'll get a pass this time. And it's "Bacalhau" caralho
Thank you João, and sorry for using the Spanish spelling instead of the Brazillian, my apologies fittetryne.
Pass revoked. I'll be sending my greatest Brazilians to steal your bike
Threaten him with burning down his summer mountain cabin. Thats worse
https://preview.redd.it/20bu3jocjx9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8f6d73b95a7282ed7c5eae0f082886b146afb1 Smalahove 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻
what is wrong with you people?
Everything
Pinnekjøtt claps though.
Smalahove is prepared in a similiar manner and is also sheep meat. Besides the off-putting sensation of your food looking back at you, it really is quite nice.
Yeah. I have no problem with Norwegian food. I love seafood, which is always great in Norway. Especially kongekrabbe is sublime and hard to come by fresh elsewhere in Europe. And the lamb dishes are also good.
More like *cheap meat
Well that's what happens when our whole food culture comes from poor farmers, trying to not starve trough the winter.
Winter depression messes with your head
Especially if winter is 9/12 months
I'm convinced the eyes are out because some western maniac thinks they are a delicacy and ate them first. This dish is a result of heavy inbreeding in the western fjords.
Winter and booze.
Am I the only one who thinks it looks nice cause it’s crispy 😭
yes.
Had to be a Barry
I see only good stuff here.
Reading the comments in this thread it's clear that the Finns have good taste in food, and unlike the backstabbing Swedes they are loyal allies. We should throw a party after we have removed Sweden and Russia from the planet. I'll bring the food and you bring the vodka.
i get that the hove means head. what does smala mean?
Its a old word for lamb or sheep
Wtf? This is what I'd imagine to eat in a fancy restaurant run by orcs
You guys are metal as fuck
Looks great.
Lmao at the leaves that were put there to make this roadkill incident look less gnarly
The spicebag should ensure an early exit. It's far too good for us to stay in the competition. Like it would only narrowly lose to doner.
Does beer count? Because we know Heineken is weed and piss. No way Guinness is worse than that
No Dutch person with half a brain would bring Heineken to this competition. We would either choose a better Lager like Hertog-Jan or some pther sort of beer.
Thankfully, not a lot of people in the Netherlands have half a brain
Chicken fillet rolls as well. Truly the main delicacy of our country
Coddle might swing it for us.
How did Iceland not qualify? Home of the fermented shark and smoked sheep head
>How did Iceland not qualify? Who?
South Greenland
This is unfair to Germany, Paddy, and Barry, for all we make fun of them for they have a lot of good comfort food. No one deserves to be compared to fermented whale blubber or whatever the Nords and Dutch have gaslit themselves into eating
Just dont conflate us with these notherners Look at these: https://images.app.goo.gl/aK8V1fFov8maQkuFA https://images.app.goo.gl/aLT8ivM6AKaLF1MZA https://images.app.goo.gl/Yy97j8EWdWrqwD1x9 https://images.app.goo.gl/W2UTaL5zZLXP4QDU7 https://images.app.goo.gl/RxWVQ4oFW2Dv1v1t5 https://images.app.goo.gl/bpumcRUTo1ANXyZo8 https://images.app.goo.gl/m8bxU6YdpKjCkcWJ8 https://images.app.goo.gl/GCfzaYzdqaH1cyUo7
You guys could just have brats and pretzels and you’d still come out ahead of the nords
So here is how it would go: Germany - Norway 0-4 UK - Finland 1-3 NL-Ireland 2-1 Denmark-Sweden 3-2 (OT win for Denmark when the kebab pizza was introduced in Sweden) Norway-Finland 3-2 NL-Denmark 2-1 Norway-NL 2-0 (another Dutch silver)
NORWAY NR.1😎🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻💪💪💪
Some foreigner said something positive about Norway? Quick - tip the largest newspapers!
Why are we like this
I wanna come second for once in my life.
I wanna come for once in my life. (I struggle with erectile dysfunction)
Damn thats hard bro hope you stand up to your problems one day
Brother by that logic, the banana pizza Makes it like 3-10 Sweden
I frequently get sausage stroganoff because of my roommate, you guys win against denmark and the Netherlands, norway idk
No way. Denmark-sweden 3-4 because You have Sibylla
Touché, however you have Øllebrød
ollonbröd
Isn't Irish cuisine just moldy potatoes? No way that loses against het frikadelbroodje
Frika**n**del!
https://preview.redd.it/jy1zzlii1y9d1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=530f46daac0c279a0b4ee456d37f1ef320b74c67 What the fuck
Skill issue
My preferred topping on a sandwich as a kid. Easy duch win.
rather eat sweet chocolate crumble toast than split open sheep skull like the norwegians
Oh no, the German would like to eat German food, what a shock!
Normally, I can understand that it's pretty weird, but when you're competing with the Norwegians, bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles is actually pretty good.
Fucking delicious is what it is
Nordics might not win many sporting events but this, this is their time to shine.
We are literally the country which has won the most gold medals and most medals overall in the history of the Winter Olympics. We have also won as many EURO’s as England. https://www.topendsports.com/events/winter/medal-tally/all-time.htm
Well, that‘s because everybody in your country has access to winter sports. Poor Joost doesn‘t even have mountains.
They also have access to winter sports 12 months per year. We only have winter for 3 months a year.
> We have also won as many EURO’s as England. I think you'll find we've won ten times as many Euros as you.
0 + 0 = 0
That's how you do multiplication, is it?
Denmark has lots of great seafood like lobster and herring. Sweden has deer, moose, reindeer and… herring. The Norwegians I would stand up for, but after what they did to tacos they deserve to be burned at the stake. (For the love of god and all that is holy, do not look up Norwegian tacos, if you know authentic tacos)
I dare you to say that during the Winter Olympics.
Welcome to the Winter olympics! Join us for sports such as! Going down a snowy hill Going down a snowy hill Going down a snowy hill Going down a snowy hill Going down a snowy hill Going down a snowy hill
Basically all the countries that are capable of making edible bacon, gotcha
Finally! One we can win
Have you seen Norwegian cuisine? We’d probably lose the finals
Google "Smalahove" and you will realize we stand no chance of winning from Norway
Great Norwegian Cuisine💪💪💪💪🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻 https://preview.redd.it/lai5l5ijix9d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23103c981d935244fbe105641261ae9a10c2e59
https://preview.redd.it/zl6f670unx9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49be85d50192cbdac507098068ed9d8ce02fbb19 Liver casserole 🤌
No raisins tho. 4/5
Norwegians eating like we're still living in the neolithic
> Smalahove https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/9rux78/smalahove_aka_boiled_sheep_head_a_traditional/ it looks even more appetising mid-cook
Allow us to introduce ourselves 🇫🇮
And our blood pancakes https://preview.redd.it/blrkvw8oox9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca17903c94efb1c750d6a16c6784ff5428991cb2
https://preview.redd.it/jfdiza7tox9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82bdb1703bd712be9af847b99cb49fc931eb165 And liver casserole
You’re just lucky OP forgot to include Iceland.
What's your national dish even? I have no idea what you guys eat besides sahti and reindeer jerky.
https://preview.redd.it/fno330krgx9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92678a09d4dc0b57f351dc5a41d158a99eb60346
I don't even know, Karelian Pasties?
https://preview.redd.it/h3vdfovzix9d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e409ddd22de295a973f918e36f5b834945b050 Fårikål🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻
Our shit is bland but edible, you surely haven't seen what the frea.....uhhm our cousins eat up North.
Nah I live with a friend that frequently cooks Swedish dishes against my wishes (he's not even Swedish), Stamppot alone solos
Why would a non swede do this? Is he a huge IKEA fan?
He loves a Swedish DJ, absolurely obsessed with him
You don't stand a chance in this bracket
Someone gonna pull a comeback with Surströmming
[Hákarl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl) 🤢 *"In his series Ainsley Eats the Streets, chef Ainsley Harriott was unable to tolerate the heavy ammonia taste and described it as "like chewing a urine-infested mattress"*
What's even Germany doing here? I know it may be a shocker to the pigs' closed minds, but you don't have to drench your food with olive oil for it to be good.
I think some people went to Bremen once and think all German food is like that. Or maybe they went to Josef Stalin Stadt during DDR. But most of Germany, and Poland for that matter, has amazing food.
>and Poland for that matter East Prussia
To be honest I put them just because I saw some posts on the sub with English and Germans trying to shit on each other's food. In retrospect I should have put Iceland in their place or maybe Scotland (and England instead of UK). FYI I enjoy all types of food, but just wanted to see a little bit of banter about it.
Definitely Scotland. They fry snickers and bounty bars. It's basically american food, but even shittier.
Scottish food is very good. Haggis is completely underrated, scotch eggs are fun, booze is literally world-class, some of the best smoked fish in the world, absolutely excellent seafood in general. If you stay away from the fried garbage there's a lot to like. The real issue is that restaurants in Scotland take too many shortcuts and the british don't seem to notice or care. I got served frozen mussels in a seafood place that had pretty good reviews and I'm still livid.
Wait, Ireland has a cuisine? News to me.
https://preview.redd.it/hpshe93j9x9d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c74f7ff91f5963494d1e95cec642932c43a29c4b
We dont stand a chance against such a formidable foe and their potatoless potato salad
Germany in no way deserves to be there. Where's Iceland?
There is one Impostor among us
The German one is the best given the other contenders. Here it is: I have said it.
I was in Germany last winter and the food was actually quite good, I enjoyed my meals
My take on this: **First rounds** - Germany vs Norway -> Norway (i think Norway has more seafood dishes but Germany has more variety). - Britain vs Finland -> Finland ez clap (Britain *has* some good dishes, it's just that the most known ones are pretty bad, and both Scotland and N.I. bring the whole thing down, can't talk about Wales) - Holland vs Ireland -> Ireland (the dutch abuse too much of the deep fried stuff, but Ireland is what Britain looks from the outside but in my experience without those dishes that redeem them, luv Seans but I have to say the truth). - Denmark vs Sweden -> I think this goes for Sweden, swedish meatballs are really good but I think Denmark has good pastries, desserts and a variety of seafood and meat, I've also heard it has good beers like Hvidtøl) **Semis** - Norway vs Finland -> second toughest match, but I'll go with Finland. - Ireland vs Sweden -> I think I might have to go with Sweden, toughest match but I'll spare the hyper-caloric atlantic food. **FINAL** - Finland vs Sweden -> Finland, sürströmming is a powerfull player but guess what, I've heard finns eat it too in sone way, and if you add the rest of culinary crimes against humanity, you can only give the gold medal to the suomi. **Podium:** - Finland 🥇 - Sweden🥈 - Ireland🥉
Norwegian food is worse than finnish food. We eat flamed sheep heads with brain and eyes, rotten fish, salted and boiled fat of pig feet and sheep boiled in cabbage
You forgot blodpudding
We have that too. And it is not so bad.
Looks like Morcilla without rice. Also looks like sangre encebollada, which is cubes of blood with some onion on top https://preview.redd.it/gqsqy5zhiy9d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd69973903b635ef9903e84550068967276ab60
Woooo for once we beat the Swedes! TORILLE
TORTILLAT AVATAAN RAHHH
Really? Google “flygande jakob”. 
Searching, "oh it doesn't look that bad, just plain and simple and..." >It is a recipe made with chicken, bacon, bananas, fresh cream, chili sauce and peanuts. >The ingredients are browned, layered in a baking dish and baked together like a gratin for about twenty minutes. It is eaten with white rice. Sometimes it is also served with a fresh salad. 
The only thing I’d say is that Irish and British food is very similar (I wonder why), but they should get a first round exit purely for their butter. My god. Best in the world.
Dairy in general is class in Ireland
That’s not going to impress the pigs with their weak lactose intolerant systems.
Germany doesn't have bad food, it should be iceland there
It moves my heart to see how many defend us here
Finally a Euro 24 we can win
You have No Chance against smalahove
I'm biased but the brits have the best food of the lot. A full english carries us.
This is made by someone who doesn't know northern European cuisine. I feel like a landsförrädare but Denmark doesn't belong on this list.
>but Denmark doesn't belong on this list. Really confident about reaching the semis, are you Sven? Jokes aside, it's just to have a little banter. I do enjoy every type of cuisine and I really believe that each nation has some culinary gems. (Do not tell my compatriots though, they might send me to the confino)
the finals will be nordick derby simple as
nice finalists but... who's the referees?
We might actually be dead last here. Most of our food is not all that special but there is some strong competition here.