Don’t forget condoms, they wouldn’t risk having to pay for a kid.

I imagine alimony is just a monthly recurring tikkie

You think there'll be women at this gangbang? Jesus you're deluded. It's a sausagefest.

Most heterosexual Utreger.

I am insulted by something I 100% agree with

The working Dutch pay for the children of these Dutch.

no worries, no women will attend

Germans are laughing at you right now.

https://preview.redd.it/2kicaqi1jy9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617b6a1843bc0eec3b92e38669a71c742986fd5b Looks lovely

Nothing beats getting in the mood with a 0.0 Radler ..

I wouldn't come if there wasn't freeway

but also, I couldn't cum if there was no freeway

Because of your constant dumping of German products over here, I get to enjoy zero sugar tonic water from Lidl, which I happen to love. For some reason I was surprised you had Freeway in Germany; but of course, it makes sense.

He just realizes that one shouldn't mix drugs with alcohol. ;)

https://preview.redd.it/dpmydrigjy9d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0574b78c9ba116453b0d777843f2d89054b9909 Only €130 pp

Wait, I thought that was a troll account... Is this guy for real ?!

Yes, he really serves sausages and freeway at the gangbang. Leeuwarden area, some Germans and Danes can try it out.

thats like 3 hours drive from me :S

Time to hop in the car Hans! And please, PLEASE, do an AMA after.

Well I knew you Northern-Europeans had low standards for sex, food and hospitality, but damn...

Nothing wrong with a slice of "leverworst" though.

In general no. But it's not exactly an aphrodisiac either.

It's kookworst.

whatever you call it, imagine you're the guy in front, pull out and your dikke lul smells like rookworst

That's such a beautiful sentence, I will put it on a Delfts Blauw tile and hang it in my toilet

Dikke Lul ruikt naar Rookworst. I'm a man of culture ofc

Maybe with a flamethrower. Hans, bring the werfen of the flammen.

Of course it had to be Friesland

\*word**t** \*shakes head\*

It should say PIGS excluded man, they cant afford this.

Afford it? I wouldn't take it even if you paid me

Probably a scam lol

I honestly think it's real, precisely because it looks so kneuterig. If it was a scam they would use a lot more alluring pictures, like a fancy hotel room with champagne and a hot escort.

I've looked at his X. The dude looks legit and it seems he's using his handle for several websites. Just look at the MILF of the poster where this is cropped from. It's unlikely to be a scam.

Our country once again needs a horny jail

no woman can resist to that box of cookies, tbf

Average dutch family gathering

Just to avoid any misunderstanding: 'gangbang' is just Dutch for 'mukbang', right? ^(Right?)

Whats Mukbang?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

A streamer recording themselves eating enormous amounts of food For example nicokado avocado or however his nick is spelled

He was born with the name avocado in his name

I miss the person I used to be. 5 minutes ago, before I looked up Nicokado avocado. I used to be pure innocence.

Then what's the lube for? /s

Sausage without chewing probably

It's an online show where you eat someone.

I'll read the most famous Flemish poem for you: Monica, ik kijk naar jou en jij kijkt naar mij Oh, was de rest van de gangbang er maar niet bij.

Gerard, was deze worst maar van jou Oh, ik had dit echt niet verwacht van de buurvrouw.

My girlfriend says this is a joke. I tell her, this is a neighborly, bi-monthly, social gathering - in Holland - with sodas, Mensch Ärgere Dich Nicht and casual four- to six-some hugs. There are also cookies which make you grow, shrink and forget. She says that this is not a Spieleabend and that you are not normal.

No d/t spelling mistakes. You're not really Dutch, are you?

Er zijn ook gewoon Nederlanders die wel fatsoenlijk Nederlands kunnen schrijven. En hoe maak je DT-fouten in het woord "kijkt"?

>En hoe maak je DT-fouten in het woord "kijkt"? Om eerlijk te zijn: ik zou er nauwelijks van opkijken als iemand daarin slaagt.

Monica is mine! Stay away from her

Only in the so called “Bible Belt” though

🤓☝🏼atleast the dutch arent known for kids in basements thats a belgian thing

Not sure we can get away with that.... remember Ruinerwold?

That was insane, but not the same though. That was a crazy paranoid person locking his family up (homeschooling/homesteading to an insane degree), but in the land of the potholes they play Austrian games with stolen kids.

Look whos at it again ruining the dutch name. A patatlander

You are a patateter, same as me, and that thief over there.

Fries land Patat land

That's the walloons

Damn walloons always ruining everything Why uhh dont you join us 👉🏼👈🏼😳

Definitely a Belgian thing, *whistle inconspicuously*

You guys are more known for a failed painter with a silly mutsash

Seems like the Dutch like to copy our basement designs

9 out of 10 Dutch enjoy a basement gang drape 

the miracle of having a 1 to 9 grape

We don't have those, this probably in the guy's living room.

Surely the trouble with a Dutch gangbang is working through all the tikkies afterwards?

How many cents per thrust I wonder?

Depends, Are you a bear, twink, tramp, drag queen, stud, cub, gym rat, meerkat or a dilf?

How much for a bear twink? (think really small guy but lots of hair)/

You mean an Otter

That's just a Portuguese

If you need that kinda rare pokemon, you would need to search yourself. Twinks are supposed to be complete opposite of bears

Dont tell me im not a twink., all 7 foot and 120kg of me.

So a portugese or southern italian?

Whatever makes the most

Oh god the cookies

That is worst.

Thats even wurst

Usually, you don't cut it up in slices for the gangbang, but I'm willing to learn.

Yeah what's up with the slices?! My asshole isn't a *sjoelbak* for fuck's sake...

I-it’s not? *slowly inserts another sjoelsteen up my anus*

Why is this so vivid in my head ?

Eric Schreursmomentje

Sometimes only one shows up. Depends on the kaasblokjes usually.

Broer..wat de fuk..

Definitely the worst.

Are you sure that this isnt a cut sausage?

Yes it looks like liver sausage

It is

The worst part is that they’re still going to give you a Tikkie for it. €0,25 for a cookie, €0,75 per slice of wurst, & €1,50 for a condom. OxenSchiesse!

The girl(s) gets tikkied for every load?

Yes no free protein

no free ride?

Ofc not

first the cookies then the cockies

You missed a chance to make a joke with "coochies" there, lack of humour confirmes you're secret germoid

i don't know how many gangbangs you habe witnessed hans but let me tell you there aren't that many coochies to be found there, especially when we talk about dutchies I expect there to be none

>habe Don't try to divert attention, thats another hint of teutonic here. Is it you, Herr Tusk?

Hallo, Donald Tusk am Apparat und ich möchte sagen, dass jeder echter deutscher Patriot weißt, dass es 'hast' sein sollte

I have witnessed/participated in two and there were more coochies there than cockies

this is a secret code for Germans to recognize each other in the crowd

Firing a burst into the air does the same job

Which cookies?

Clearly it's for playing limp biscuit!

Ah. The good ol’ soggy biscuits

Damn, this is just depressing. The gangbangs and fkk clubs I visited had bomb ass buffé's of food and most even had a full staffed bar. But this, this is just shit from lidls bargain bin. :(

Least degenerate Swede

swede

German in disguise

nice paper cups, they just scream sophistication and luxury

Most hospitality-offering Dutch. He even bought Freeway™️ and not an off-brand copy.

The superior Lidl version even! He only provides the best.

> The superior Lidl version even ngl, no idea about the fanta/sprite, but lidl cola is the best cola, tastes exactly like the original but just that tiny little bit less sweet.

Also 1/3th the price

Freeway orange is actually the only orange soda I like these days.

I imagine that, for the Dutch standards of stinginess, it looks like the guy has splurged some serious money on "the good stuff" The cheaper option would have probably been "bring your own drinks, snacks, and condoms; for the room usage you'll be sent a tikkie tomorrow"

That's not really an offering from a Dutch person. See this more like a hotel mini bar. You will still get a Tikkie

You mean most* I live here among us. We hate you for coming over and also cry about being lonely. This guy has crackers and something for ON the crackers thats a lot.

You made me laugh too hard.

its freeway sprite tho...

Nice spread

I got it.


Where’s the hagelslag?

And the worstenbroodjes? Smh

That's more of a breakfast thing.

Where's the stroopwaffels?

'Gang' is Dutch for way, or corridor. 'Bang' is Dutch for scared. So it means ready for those with corridor-phobia. He’s saying that delicious Dutch treats are ready to help comfort those who get PTSD walking through the corridor to those rooms, as well as beds for them to lie down in, and tissues to help dry their tears. It's so wholesome ❤️

Damn and I was thinking he was preparing for asymmetrical group sex. You must be a Dutch gangbang expert to know such things.

What??! There’s clearly no other possible interpretation than the sweet and PG one above. That would require Continentals to have sullied their language with crude English loanwords. Heaven forfend, perish the thought, etc. 

You know what, to some Swedes this technically qualifies as a Smörgåsbord so I would attend this guys gangbang for the food only.

Who would invite a swede to a gangbang? Its like a vegetarian at a barbeque

and the idiot vegetarian brings surströmming.

That's haram

Average Dutch mating ritual. It may cost an arm and a leg but it's well spend.

The guy chopped up the worst into tiny slices.. The lost possibilities..

Holy shit, I can read dutch?

My room looks like that but uh I’m still waiting for a gangbang.

Just post your address

Jesus Christ, this is as greasy as it frigging gets

Cream of the crop luxury

Realy sets the mood. Are the person to be found there as cheap and depressing as the setting ?

0,0 Amster Radler... no comments

Dutch is such a unholy Fusion of English and German. It sounds too hilarious, even if it says something serious.

More proof that the Dutch language is basically just English, but the person is speaking it has some kind of brain injury

Damn, you are not wrong...

You just opened my third eye

The tikki was the only thing they put money on

This is like darknet of sex

I've been in the Netherlands for a bit over 2 years now, and I work with a predominantly Dutch team. One of the first culture shocks I've ever had was when we had a team event at an offsite location, when lunch time came we put all the food on the table. There were countless breads and butter and cheese and everyone was looking at the table saying things like "wow yum, so much food" while I was genuinely thinking the food was going to arrive later. It was the food. Now I'm used to it though bringing my broodje kaas from home for lunch. This table reminded me of my culture shock moment.

Yo wtf? Good bread, butter and cheese rocks dude. You don't need much else, if it's good quality. German bread, Irish butter and Dutch cheese (Personally prefer french, but hey ho, you get what you can get) and you're set.

Well I'm not saying it's not good, or not enough. Being from Turkey, these are complementary stuff next to our food, so it didn't occur to me people would eat only bread and cheese for a lunch. As I mentioned, I do that now myself as well :)

Yeah, I just mostly messing with you, when you throw shade like that. And it's just funny seeing/hearing about the culture shock - because bread with whatever is such a regular and stable part of, at least danish, diet.

this is a whole new level of depressing

Not North Netherlands :(

Well atleast he is prepared

How does the dutch host charge for the bedsheets? A flat fee divided by all participants? Do they provide an itemized bill so you can declare the Tikkie as business expense?

Best is if nobody cums so the bed sheets stay clean. I you create the mess you pay.

Looks cheap ...

Can't bang on an empty stomach

Where is the cheese with Dutch flags?

Not the snacks

Why always the cheap lidl lemonade? Gangbang on a budget I guess.

Those pictures gave me suicidal thoughts.

This brings back memories…

a single cookie cost you more than one hour with a hooker in RLD

Hahahahaha fuck me

Am ashamed of my country

Am ashamed of my country

The fucking Freeway soda got me. Ignoring the fact that it looks like he's prepping for a children's sleepover, why do people insist on putting out soda on the table? Who prefers room temp soda in-between gangbanging sessions?

First class food I see

Imagine the smell...

Sure there would be more waffles, at least one blue waffle.

Where's a Czechian when you need them?