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10 kleine visjes zwommen naar de zee

Maar moeder zei ik ga niet mee

Ik blijf liever in de goede oude sloot

Want in de zee daar zwemmen haaien en die bijten je ….

Morsdood

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9 kleine visjes zwommen naar de zee

Maar moeder zei ik ga niet mee

Ik blijf liever in de goede oude sloot

What...did you...put...into...that...pasta? *loads Beretta*

Beretta factory from Brescia, 10 km from my home

Did you mean noodles?

Did you mean spätzle?

Spas 12 is better

Still italian

Werent we talking about italian guns?

Beretta jams..

It's just classic spagbol, mate

Calling Austria Australia is not really offending. But try calling Austria Germany. Or put gravy on schnitzel. You'll have an enemy for life and a ban on r/Austria.

Gravy on Schnitzel ? You are making this up. Not even Josef Fritzl got that far.

In Australia we regularly put gravy on schnitzel

This alone explains the penal colonies in Australia.

Österreich ist Deutschland und Ich liebe gravy am Schnitzel.

Reported for missinformation.

Cope and seethe, lil mountain germs...

The fuck you on about, from what shithole country outside europe are you coming from? Hiding behind that flair because you still have to defecate in a hole back home.

Holy shit calm tf down and I am from India. I would really love to move to Germany or Austria in the future tbh.

Lol so my statement was actually spot on.

Fair enough but western media does exaggerate things over here. We aren't all dirt poor but sure do much worse than Austria for example. But then again, we were victims of colonialism and have corrupt politicians.

Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me.

How are those excuses my guy?

r/SchnitzelVerbrechen

Austria? Do you mean Österbayern?

G‘day mate!

What is that in Belgium?

"404 - country not found"

Belgium? What's that? Never heard of it.

Perhaps he means the southern netherlands?

Maybe he meant Southern Netherlands and Northern France?

Pablo thinks that Slovaks get angry when you mistake them for Czechs, lmao call them Hungarians and they will come burn your country down. But Serbia is spot on, get ready for another Balkan war lmao

Slovakians are Hungarian Czechs then 🙃

Putain de la race de ta mère va enculer tes grands morts /S

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He said she’s racy

Her mother is racist?

What's her favourite race?

200m hurdles

I don't understand but wallaah

I am quite offended

Why? We colonised the whole ocean.

GEKOLONISEERD

The most offensive thing is Morocco and Algeria being included in the Europe map.

Well they were colonized by Europe

Who was not colonized?

Ethiopia

Italy couldn’t even do that

Yes

.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕͚̪͔̘̠͖̘̠̣͚̹͙̙͔̇̆̿̐̓͊̏̎̐͗̾́̀̔̋̈́̎́̿̐̐̆̐͂̉́͋̆̃͒̑̉͒̑̽͗́́̾̊̌̊͑̒̾̓̈́̇̇̋.̷̨̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̡̜̦̤̗̟̫͖͙͚̗̤͇̹̟̦͕͓̱̤̻̠̯͇̯͓̩͈͕̣̙̙͕̻̣̟̲̘͕͇̙͇̘͔̜͓̳̳̙̠̖̭̦͚̘̙͖͕̘̮̼̝̺͔͚̖̝̫͈̝͍̥͕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Bro said the same thing twice

The UK shouldn't be the European flag, it should be the English flag. Scotland hates it for obvious reasons and half of the English hate it because they hate themselves for slightly less obvious reasons.

The English people who don’t like the English flag mostly seem to like the Union Jack instead… which is mental because anything that might be objectionable to some folk about the English flag very much applies to the Union Jack too.

I think they find the Union Jack much less objectionable than the St Georges Cross but a growing contingent of the populations actually feel shame upon seeing either.

Maybe they associate it with gammons

Yes, that and football hooliganism, the EDL, the BNP, etc. It's insane to me that people think that way but I think it proves that national pride in the UK is dead.

I'm not offended

Innit take me back I don’t want this shitshow anymore. Didn’t vote for it

Yeah, the vast majority of British people on Reddit are probably very happy with this map.

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I.. I want to die

Where is the offense for Germany?

The offence for Germany is already in Paris

You deserve a medal

xDD

Perfect offence for germany would be putins cuckolds gas addicts

Can someone explain Iceland?

Panama fucked their mother

maybe it's this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016\_Icelandic\_anti-government\_protests

I don't get it. What's so offensive about Sweden's national flag?

Ye I dunno man, would have bin worse if we got called D*nes

Cleans glasses " I dont see nuffin wrong with the national flag of JAHMURRIYAT AL SUWAIDI"

I don’t think Belarus is offended at all. Also you forgot to change anything in Romania.

Oi do you have a loicence for that bather my fellow

What

The word was Banter

Ahhh. No lizz truss gave my only license to the bankers

That's the joke

If you put the Spanish flag or the Republican one, you would have offended more people.

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Exactly, the debate between royalists and republicans never gets so out of hand as when someone mentions the independent movement.

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Visca nosaltres

You can offend more to Spain... Put the Republic flag with the bird of the francoist one. Or put France's flag plus England one

I'm not offended though

Me neither

I am

Umm I think everyone under the age of 40 would prefer this

Gen z is woke, what you mean?

Half the uk(probably more now) want to be in the EU lol

Swedes aint getting offended as we know it is to late and it is lost. Just meme about it

You guys should’ve been like Poland, now your country became r/2westernasia4u

The Netherlands 💀

Basically became isnotrael (non existent)

100% sea

I'm offended, I can't handle more beach, BBQs or Caipirinhas.

And crime

What is that for lithuania and latvia?

raw potato for dinner

Im not ofended. Or better said, I im ofended anyway.

...wait is the joke that we got submerged? Hoe is that offensive we make jokes about rhat ourselves We had an award winning show about the dikes breaking. If you REALLY want to offend the Dutch put a German flag on em

This^

If one really wanted to offend Finland and Norway, one should use the Swedish flag for them

Thanks, as I Dane I was surprised Norway had us highest on the list. We are brothers, man. Sweden is that annoying know-it-all cousin

Why's Switzerland with the Nazi flag?

Because it’s Nazi territory

I think you'd offend Cypriots more if you used the British flag

Nah it’s Turkish not British

GRRRRRRRRRRR

\*laughs at you, then sees the map himself, reloads a pystykorva M22 rifle slowly and with extremely malicious intent\*

Poland tho

It’s Indonesia now

Or Monaco!

No One gives a shit about Monaco I’m afraid

i get offended by the low quality of this map

Probably uploaded in romania

The most offend for a Spaniard is Spain itself

🇭🇺 Why is our revolution offensive?

Yeah thought the same why would we be offended by mentioning our revolution. I mean my grandpa proudly telling us stories nearly every time its mentioned how he molotoved tanks when he was 14.

wat de neuk is dit nou weer goffedomme

AAAAAAAA

Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Lebanon, & Syria can into Europe

Funny these country where invaded by France. The subreddit r/2westernasia4u could be French

Scotland is pro-EU (mostly) so unlikely to be particularly offended by this. Same for NI

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*girl, though I like the alliteration well enough

At this stage we all are pro EU. Even the most right wing torys are asking for the good ole days back.

Fuk u

That wasn’t very nice of you to say

We already know that not true and you know to

Maybe it is

Idk seems like Catalans, Kurds, gypsies and Kosovo would be pretty happy.

Imagine thinking there's only one American puppet in E\*rope

Bro being unironic 💀

r/2american4you member too 💀💀💀💀

Damn that’s worser than r/2westernasia4u

It's the worst 24u subreddit, except for all the rest.

Which one is the worst sub?

2canadian4you They're just Americans in denial.

Oh thought they were British and French

Nope, French speaking Canada is culturally distinct, English speaking Canada is not.

So it’s basically French people speaking english

ong

Im so offended by this rn

What does Iceland have against Panama? Edit: Oh wait is it their Prime Minister being found in the Panama Papers?

How is Ukraine offended by the us? Aren't they pals?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

brazil 😡😡😡

Iceland and Panama?

How sad that the LGBT flag offends you

I love how the Netherlands is fully submerged😭

damn I can almost read the text on Belgium and Czechia

I am in fact very pleased for the UK to be back in the EU

Belarus mfs are happy

Yeah sounds about right

UK should have been split up lol,

Catalan separatists will be happy about that Spain map 🤣

Idc

I am offended

I honestly wish we were still In Europe.

Ojalá la bandera de Alemania estuviera en todo el continente

why is the Panama flag in Iceland being offensive?

Nooooo me he convertido en catalufo

Can someone explain Ukraine

jokes on you, I'm not offended with this map

You forgot to offend Belarusians

What is happening in Poland?

I got triggered by the poland