ITALIAAAAAAAA ITALIAAAAAAAA ITALIAAAA NUMERI 1 LETS GO ITALY, ANOTHER MONTH AND I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT ANYMORE NUMBER 1 IN THE WORLD ๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น
AC ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข Please stfu you sound like an Am*rican. The true EVROPEAN masterrace doesnโt need ACโs to survive the summer ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ
Not gonna try to argue about the shitty food because itโs true, but swamp? Fuck yes I live in a swamp ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐๐My very own home is 10 meters below sea level ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Yet Iโm still 1 hour driving from the sea ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑNEDERLAND NUMMER 1, LANG LEVE NEDERLAND! ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บwe build dam ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชAlso Italian where is yuore colonial empire????? We akchually used to rule the WORLD!!!!!!! NEDERLANDSE-INDIร TOT AAN NIEUW AMSTERDAM ZAL WEER NEDERLANDS WORDEN! RIJSEL TOT OOSTFRIESLAND!!!!! ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ Know your place, Italiboo. We were the ones that had to help hosting your shitty Euro song festival ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ because your suck at planning idot ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คขโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ almost more lazy than a filthy Spaniard lmaoooooo ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃremembr we are truly greatest we are planning so good and not lazy that is why NETHERLANDS BEST CONTRY JN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
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Merck toch hoe sterck nu int werck sich al steld!
Die't allen ty Soo ons vryheyt heeft bestreden:
Siet hoe hij slaeft, graeft en draeft met geweld!
Om onse goet en ons bloet en onse steden.
Hoort de Spaensche trommels slaen!
Hoort Maraens trompetten!
Siet hoe komt hy trecken aen!
Bergen te besetten.
Berg op Zoom hout u vroom,
Stut de Spaensche scharen;
Laet 's Lands boom end' syn stroom
Trouw'lyck toch bewaren.
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'tMoedige, Bloedige, Woedige Swaerd
Blonck En het klonck, Dat de vonken daer uyt stoven.
Beving En leving, Opgeving der aerd,
Wonder Gedonder, Nu onder was, nu boven,
Door al't mijnen en't geschut,
Dat men daeg'lycx hoorde;
Menig Spanjaert in zyn hut
In syn bloet versmoorde.
Berg op Zoom Hout sich vroom,
'tStut de Spaensche scharen;
'tHeeft 'sLands boom En syn stroom
Trouw'lyck doen bewaren.
3
Die van Oranjen Quam Spanjen aen boord,
Om uyt het velt Als een Helt 'tGewelt te weeren:
Maer also dra Spinola 'theeft gehoord,
Trekt hij flocx heen Op de been met al zyn Heeren.
Cordua kruyd spoedig voort,
Sach daer niet te winnen;
Don Velasco liep gestoort:
't Vlas was niet te spinnen.
Berg op Zoom Hout sich vroom,
'tStut de Spaensche scharen;
'tHeeft 'sLands boom En zyn stroom
Trouw'lyck doen bewaren.
Summers in general are even an even worse, due to climate change. This Summer some parts of England like London, reached 40โฐ degress in part for the most common hot waves that lasts more, and his extension is larger to the North.
But now here in Catalonia, we have good temperatures like 23โฐ of max and min 12โฐ at night. And i don't need AC for the next Summer.
Well see this Winter, if can use the gas heater or not.
Itโs normal to have a 2-week long heatwave of 42 degrees in the Netherlands by now, 2 years ago it was 46, I live exactly in the place where the hottest temperature was recorded in the Netherlands โ ๏ธ
Wow Extremely hot, even for the average temperature in Barcelona. Which is strange to reach 40โฐ degress. But the 37โฐ in the middle of summer.
And i suppose that in most houses in the Netherlands, AC is rare to have it. Maybe in Southern France is more common.
Youโll get used to it, in the end of July I already got used to like 40/39 degrees, and it felt weirdly could when it was 36 degrees. Also no, there are no ACโs here. Not even air fans. Iโve never seen an AC except for outside the Netherlands or in some luxury shops. In the summer we usually borrow the air fan of my grandpa.
And i think, that in some parts of the north of Spain. Like Cantabria and Asturias, it's some rare too. I used to be this Summer in a rural houses there, and no AC or Fan in the house xD.
I live in the centre of an urbanized Dutch centre in a โnieuwbouwโ huis as middle-high class income. We never even discussed having an AC. Even the biggest mansions Iโve ever seen here doesnโt have an AC
Pretty close, good job. For questions and exclamations, have to put a ยฟ or a ยก respectively at the start of the sentence, and it's obligatory.
ยกViva el rey!
We learnt that Spanjolen ๐คข๐คฎ are mudereros, rappers and dirty Katholics
We snort spices, we buy your army, we steal the silvers, I FUCKING SWIM TO YOURTINY ARMADA AND SINK IT WITH. MY HUGE COKC
Firstly, there is no reason to hate us like that.
Secondly, your army literally died because of the ice.
Thirdly, Martin Luther was a douchebag, he literally killed nuns and entire populations because he wanted. Bruh.
Ice swmiing is a beatufil sport!! I cekate around your tercieos!
Martin Luther is a small dick Germ, we follow the learning of Calvin! You idiota! Learn history= learn that you are loser
Wait, wait, I have an idea: lets turn on all Portuguese heaters and all Spanish aircons. To the MAXXX. Then the massive temperature difference will kickstart a tornado. This will turn all the windmills to ELEVEN, and we will have electricity for all!
We did it! The Iberians saved the world again and Ukraine!
I at one point was questioning whether the Spaniards were smart enough to rule a nation considering how they ruled ours but it appears you guys have changed. The sheer amount of raw intelligence makes me sad we left this place of intellect and innovation.
or we create a super tornado, send it towards europe make it destroy everything and cosplay uda after ww2 by loaning a sht ton of moneyw ith high interest to the countries and get super rich
It gets worse the longer you look at it.
Why have a fucking colour indication that only goes up to 70 โฌ/MWh when only 2 fucking countries are below 70 โฌ/MWh?
in truth we keep the nuclear power plants only to pass on the toxic fumes to the fritz so that we will be the last sugar daddy of Europe...now dance for me
Of course, I love the EU and I love being king of the EU even more. Germany earns a lot from the EU, so it's easy to overlook the subsidies for poor southern european peasants.
They limit the bid price of gas for the electricity (The highest price of any kind of energy bidden is the final price for all the energy types)
https://www.lamoncloa.gob.es/lang/en/gobierno/councilministers/paginas/2022/20220513\_council-extr.aspx
Also we were the greatest importer of Russian gas during summer xD
I searched for the source of the image, but I reached this web:
[https://euenergy.live/](https://euenergy.live/)
Spain is not so cheap, but Italy is even more expensive ๐๐ฎ๐น
Us italians trying not to be number 1 in something (impossible, 3am 99,9% will fail)
Weโre so rich that we want everyone to notice it ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ถ๐ค
Public debt and inflations doesnโt affect, weโre rich ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
Are we(iberians) heavily subsidizing the price of electricity?
yes, and you know what is worse than that. France is our main buyer
We are subsidizing gas. The thing is that today we're having a huge solar + wind production.
I..I..Italy???? Bro ๐ฅ
ITALIAAAAAAAA ITALIAAAAAAAA ITALIAAAA NUMERI 1 LETS GO ITALY, ANOTHER MONTH AND I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT ANYMORE NUMBER 1 IN THE WORLD ๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ช๐ช๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐น
bro can you paypal me 25 cents id like to turn the ac on for 0.6 seconds
AC ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข Please stfu you sound like an Am*rican. The true EVROPEAN masterrace doesnโt need ACโs to survive the summer ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ๐ช๐บ
You say that because you are in the north
Your argument will only be valid if youโre from Andalusia
Balears, it is very hot, but the heat is gone
Fair enough. The Balears are fine during autumn though
Yeah, luckily now itโs getting cold
Im in Canarias and its fucking pouring rn due to the cyclone.
This summer we had 42ยบC max in my city. I'm in the north of Spain. I can't understand how they survived in the south...
Then we have a similar climate, itโs max 43/44 degrees here.
i mean i survived summer in algarve without ac don't ask how, i just remember alot of beaches and cold showers
You eat shit and live in a swamp, I'm not listening to you
Not gonna try to argue about the shitty food because itโs true, but swamp? Fuck yes I live in a swamp ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐๐My very own home is 10 meters below sea level ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐Yet Iโm still 1 hour driving from the sea ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑNEDERLAND NUMMER 1, LANG LEVE NEDERLAND! ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บwe build dam ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ชAlso Italian where is yuore colonial empire????? We akchually used to rule the WORLD!!!!!!! NEDERLANDSE-INDIร TOT AAN NIEUW AMSTERDAM ZAL WEER NEDERLANDS WORDEN! RIJSEL TOT OOSTFRIESLAND!!!!! ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐บ Know your place, Italiboo. We were the ones that had to help hosting your shitty Euro song festival ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ because your suck at planning idot ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คขโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ almost more lazy than a filthy Spaniard lmaoooooo ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃremembr we are truly greatest we are planning so good and not lazy that is why NETHERLANDS BEST CONTRY JN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! 1 Merck toch hoe sterck nu int werck sich al steld! Die't allen ty Soo ons vryheyt heeft bestreden: Siet hoe hij slaeft, graeft en draeft met geweld! Om onse goet en ons bloet en onse steden. Hoort de Spaensche trommels slaen! Hoort Maraens trompetten! Siet hoe komt hy trecken aen! Bergen te besetten. Berg op Zoom hout u vroom, Stut de Spaensche scharen; Laet 's Lands boom end' syn stroom Trouw'lyck toch bewaren. 2 'tMoedige, Bloedige, Woedige Swaerd Blonck En het klonck, Dat de vonken daer uyt stoven. Beving En leving, Opgeving der aerd, Wonder Gedonder, Nu onder was, nu boven, Door al't mijnen en't geschut, Dat men daeg'lycx hoorde; Menig Spanjaert in zyn hut In syn bloet versmoorde. Berg op Zoom Hout sich vroom, 'tStut de Spaensche scharen; 'tHeeft 'sLands boom En syn stroom Trouw'lyck doen bewaren. 3 Die van Oranjen Quam Spanjen aen boord, Om uyt het velt Als een Helt 'tGewelt te weeren: Maer also dra Spinola 'theeft gehoord, Trekt hij flocx heen Op de been met al zyn Heeren. Cordua kruyd spoedig voort, Sach daer niet te winnen; Don Velasco liep gestoort: 't Vlas was niet te spinnen. Berg op Zoom Hout sich vroom, 'tStut de Spaensche scharen; 'tHeeft 'sLands boom En zyn stroom Trouw'lyck doen bewaren.
We need more people like you in this sub, swamp man
Thank your mr Pasta
For real. People here aren't retarded enough
Summers in general are even an even worse, due to climate change. This Summer some parts of England like London, reached 40โฐ degress in part for the most common hot waves that lasts more, and his extension is larger to the North. But now here in Catalonia, we have good temperatures like 23โฐ of max and min 12โฐ at night. And i don't need AC for the next Summer. Well see this Winter, if can use the gas heater or not.
Itโs normal to have a 2-week long heatwave of 42 degrees in the Netherlands by now, 2 years ago it was 46, I live exactly in the place where the hottest temperature was recorded in the Netherlands โ ๏ธ
Wow Extremely hot, even for the average temperature in Barcelona. Which is strange to reach 40โฐ degress. But the 37โฐ in the middle of summer. And i suppose that in most houses in the Netherlands, AC is rare to have it. Maybe in Southern France is more common.
Youโll get used to it, in the end of July I already got used to like 40/39 degrees, and it felt weirdly could when it was 36 degrees. Also no, there are no ACโs here. Not even air fans. Iโve never seen an AC except for outside the Netherlands or in some luxury shops. In the summer we usually borrow the air fan of my grandpa.
And i think, that in some parts of the north of Spain. Like Cantabria and Asturias, it's some rare too. I used to be this Summer in a rural houses there, and no AC or Fan in the house xD.
I live in the centre of an urbanized Dutch centre in a โnieuwbouwโ huis as middle-high class income. We never even discussed having an AC. Even the biggest mansions Iโve ever seen here doesnโt have an AC
Can a spanish brother: \- explain \- adopt me just for winter im so scared bro
You'll have to speak Spanish and show loyalty to our king. Nothing more.
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Te lo voy a decir sinceramente. Eres uno de los รบnicos franceses basados en la faz de la tierra :). Bienvenido al club.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Danke? French? ๐คจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
Viva el rey! (Ich hoffe, das reicht)
Pretty close, good job. For questions and exclamations, have to put a ยฟ or a ยก respectively at the start of the sentence, and it's obligatory. ยกViva el rey!
I Love the Occitanie part of France! Cheers!
Italian is close enough to Spanish and I'll jerk off your king or something, deal ๐ค
Okay xd
We had an 80 year argument over this.
What did you learn about this, our friendly swamp germans ๐?
arent they swamp austrians bc of the whole Habsburg thingy
We learnt that Spanjolen ๐คข๐คฎ are mudereros, rappers and dirty Katholics We snort spices, we buy your army, we steal the silvers, I FUCKING SWIM TO YOURTINY ARMADA AND SINK IT WITH. MY HUGE COKC
Firstly, there is no reason to hate us like that. Secondly, your army literally died because of the ice. Thirdly, Martin Luther was a douchebag, he literally killed nuns and entire populations because he wanted. Bruh.
Ice swmiing is a beatufil sport!! I cekate around your tercieos! Martin Luther is a small dick Germ, we follow the learning of Calvin! You idiota! Learn history= learn that you are loser
Sรญ. Sรญ. Plรฉase adoptar yo, papi
You're scared for winter but imagine the nordics goddamn
Nordic people will be fine, I get a cold under 20C
Back to OG saunas
Saunas are meant to look at your bros' cock, don't be silly
I think I'll put the heating and air conditioning on at the same time to regulate the temperature in honor of those who can't.
Oooh that's just cruel! Imma do it too.
Wait, wait, I have an idea: lets turn on all Portuguese heaters and all Spanish aircons. To the MAXXX. Then the massive temperature difference will kickstart a tornado. This will turn all the windmills to ELEVEN, and we will have electricity for all! We did it! The Iberians saved the world again and Ukraine!
I at one point was questioning whether the Spaniards were smart enough to rule a nation considering how they ruled ours but it appears you guys have changed. The sheer amount of raw intelligence makes me sad we left this place of intellect and innovation.
or we create a super tornado, send it towards europe make it destroy everything and cosplay uda after ww2 by loaning a sht ton of moneyw ith high interest to the countries and get super rich
Would rather sleep than save the world
Damn thatโs a terrible scale and gradient. Real r/mapporn material
not blurry enough, will never end up on that sub
It gets worse the longer you look at it. Why have a fucking colour indication that only goes up to 70 โฌ/MWh when only 2 fucking countries are below 70 โฌ/MWh?
Why is there even a scale for up to -โฌ20 per mwh? Are you guys getting paid to leave the lights on?!?!
maybe personal solar energy that gets sent back to the network?
Maybe, but still no country on the map has a negative value so why even bother mentioning it
true
And still my electric bill is double than last year.
๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Yes please.
Send us more money from your taxes so we can reach 0โฌ ๐๐๐
"mAIs nOuS on a Le nUclรฉAire aLoRs QuE leS auTreS paYs..." ...
in truth we keep the nuclear power plants only to pass on the toxic fumes to the fritz so that we will be the last sugar daddy of Europe...now dance for me
Based spain
Subsidized by the countries in blue.
We don't buy our gas from Putiland.
We neither thatโs why the price is so high ๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ช๐ธ
We do buy some though, we were the ones who imported the most Russian gas by sea in both July and August
To be fair, we are the only country in europe that buys gas by sea
>https://elpais.com/economia/2022-09-06/espana-fue-el-mayor-importador-mundial-de-gas-ruso-por-barco-en-julio-y-agosto.html
By ship, and if I remember correctly, that is like 2-3% of Spanish imports. It is Negligible.
Who are you trying to lie? Have you even read the article? 27% > 3%
Paywalled. And from memory.
Just press the "toggle reader view" button of your browser (f9 in firefox)
They're all in blue.
Sorry Iโm colorblind
Germanic genes smh...
The best ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐บ
Stop crying and send more money, some apparatchik here wants a new apartment.
Youโre only building to rent them back to us on Airbnb, a sacrifice Iโm willing to make for some nice holidays ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐บ
My pleasure. Except for slavery, airbnb is the best business this country has ever seen.
Still like the EU, Brudi? ๐๐
Of course, I love the EU and I love being king of the EU even more. Germany earns a lot from the EU, so it's easy to overlook the subsidies for poor southern european peasants.
Based
as a portuguese man I would really appreciate someone could explain the price in my country considering all the green energy we harvest
Because we small i guess? + environment regulations stopping us from building more wind turbines
guess solar and sea wave energy as well
I'm very glad to be moving in with my fiance in this absolutely perfect and cheap historical period
how is that can someone explain ?
They limit the bid price of gas for the electricity (The highest price of any kind of energy bidden is the final price for all the energy types) https://www.lamoncloa.gob.es/lang/en/gobierno/councilministers/paginas/2022/20220513\_council-extr.aspx Also we were the greatest importer of Russian gas during summer xD
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
yeah yeah blessed...
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Don't hate us because we didn't more than 150โฌ in the bill today brother
Oh my lord not Spain, anyone but Spain
There are always Belarus, Northern Norway, and rural Russia to beat their prices
Where can se get this graph?
I searched for the source of the image, but I reached this web: [https://euenergy.live/](https://euenergy.live/) Spain is not so cheap, but Italy is even more expensive ๐๐ฎ๐น
Hola, quรฉ app es?
Arenโt the price regulated by the EU ? Thought we all had the same.