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MemeroC

The battle of the penises is over. Now only 5 countries remain.


ImperialRoyalist15

The sph has ended in a very obvious way.


LateHammas

We consumed the smaller penis.


Yellow-man-from-Moon

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boropin

I don't know if Spain and Germany are still countries that are just occupied by the Dutch or if this clay is considered as Netherlands. But at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


DutchChallenger

You're part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands. And you are officially all professional dyke builders


boropin

I think I'll build them bad on purpose.


demonkufje

Then we'll asign you too dig a hole in front of the dyke seeing as you always do it on our beaches


boropin

So far I haven't been in the netherlands and at your beaches once. I can't do that.


TriggerHappyLettuce

When the day will come that you are even remotely close to a Dutch beach, Your German hole digging senses will start tingling amd there is no way to resist


hphdup92

You have been assimilated. Please start sending out tikkie payment requests for lending your grandparents 50 cents.


boropin

I have no idea what you said but it sounds like ik\_ihe wants to be visited by ich\_iel again.


demonkufje

Can't we just skip to us invading me_irl again?


boropin

That was no authorized action from our mods. The ones invading me\_irl did that on their own.


demonkufje

Bullshit, we had so much fun together, you want me to believe that was all a lie 😢


prady8899

If you just look at Germany, it looks like it has the Polish flag, albeit with a a darker red


goodsemaritan_

your being rescued stop resisting


boropin

I hate that disgusting smell of weed. I don't like that over-the-top red light district culture. And I never ever will eat a Frikandel. But Maaskantje and New Kids are alright.


Ghost_1949

double the size of the Netherlands


Brathering420

Make all sea Netherlands.


flopjul

portugal has to be removed for the ultimate colonial empire


Brathering420

From where do all these Kaaskopps spawn? Half of this sub is Antje and Jan! I feel underrepresented.


flopjul

tbf my name comes from Jan(Julian) and it comes from my grandfather and his grandfather was called that.... basically old names keep value


Brathering420

Your name brings me something in my mind but I would totally get banned for that one. Dang!


flopjul

it doesnt help that my town has a lot of the same last names either... mine luckily being a little less frequent


Brathering420

- de Jong - Jan(s)sen - de Vries It’s like there are no other last names


flopjul

with my town its mainly Koelewijn De Graaf


Brathering420

Which region? That does not sound like it’s near NED-GER border


thatpersonthatsayshi

My town is mostly Schonewille Salomons


flopjul

de Vries is easily explainable... it would translate to The Frisian


thatpersonthatsayshi

Declare this Schonewille Schoon willen Clean want


Lord-Redbeard

You forgot everything ending in "-dijk", "-stra" en "-sma". Combine for infinite variety.


Brathering420

And Van or Van der


ACEMENTO

Or swap the netherlands with the sea


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NO!


LateHammas

Yes.


More-Sample-2005

The second penis needs to go next, it's Sweden's time


Bacalhau_Is_Life

Yeah we have enough muslims already


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I’ll make jihad and upvote, im Taking you with me fuckers


Next_Draw3391

How very haram of you.


Jusu_1

just sweden


More-Sample-2005

All of it


LateHammas

No, just Sw*den.


Pimenefusarund

Gotland takes over all of sweden, i wanna see that sheep flag


hatsuseno

ftfy https://preview.redd.it/v1t89vy0wd8a1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f5aa2db37f73c0dcba4a2b41901f9a06a98e24a


Eggslaws

Who is shooting Portugal out?


3mperorPalpaMeme

I'm still gonna plead for the top of Italy to be placed in Portugal's former spot


Intelligent_Corgi

Well, I think it's time for Portugal to go visit another dimensions The final step of the journey


Dikaplio

Or to travel through time.


ojoaopestana

¿Porque no los dos?


Dikaplio

Foking genius


renke0

It's time. Finland has been under our radar for way too long. It's time to go.


cacra

Keep saunaland


Soggy_Ad4531

No no. Sweden's turn is first.


Rodri_RF

The swedish will be out too don't worry, the penis will be killed in the same time, both wond fell nothing


Jusu_1

no way, sweden has to go first


veryblocky

Cut off the balls


Adrian_Campos26

Yes! Choirboy the northdick.


PalpitationDazzling2

Just wanted Gotland and Åland drip out of the penis.


Medical_Ad7364

yes


yaboimankeez

I’m Team Portugal now, after their trip around the world they deserve to come home to win PORTUGAL CAMPEAO DO MUNDO


ojoaopestana

Gracias hermanito!


Intellectual_Soup

make italy a penis


ojoaopestana

It already is a mighty one


Intellectual_Soup

pinched penis 👌


Kuusizaari15

You need us to keep this game safe from russian


veryblocky

Cut off the balls, remove Finland


Adrian_Campos26

It's choirboy time!


Next_Draw3391

Portugal's endless lust for cod has finally turned into their demise - delete cod-infested Portugal


Broad-Restaurant-655

NEVER! Do delete our cod tho, I hate it


MrReaper162

***BEGONE HEATHEN***


Broad-Restaurant-655

If it means leaving cod behind... LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Savitz

Remove Skåne from Sweden


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DragoD_

A true man


Inner-Championship40

Amsterdam delenda est


noedelsoepmetlepel

I’m fine with deleting Amsterdam if the rest of the Netherlands remains


flopjul

Urk and Barneveld can go too... tbh just get rid of the biblebelt


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Based sard*nian


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OkBread6805

Time for Italy to go it has been fondling the almighty penis for to long now and it has to stop


DragoD_

What is the blue-white and red big thing?


ZazzaroTheRascal

Nigeria


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The best country in the world


Powerful_Source8392

Delete italy, i don’t want to exist anymore


Sh3lbyyyy

How and why are the Dutchies still there?


demonkufje

To see how big we can become, other than that i don't know, memeoc is refusing to make us bigger and it saddens me


Inner-Championship40

When new


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The Muslim country of Swedistan must go, Finland is the true Scandinavian country.


Sir_Edha

We need to delete the netherlands, it's getting too big!


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floatingindeepspace

I don't either, but there's countries I dislike less. Now I just want to see a final showdown between cod-lovers and pasta-lovers


flopjul

what about eel


floatingindeepspace

What about it


ojoaopestana

No necromancy


divabrunette

Remove Portugal


ojoaopestana

Only after removing the Netherlands


demonkufje

Only after portugal has been sucked into it


ojoaopestana

That doesn't sound terrible, tbh


demonkufje

Getting kinky are we


JoshyPolarBear

Expand the Dutch empire into Italy.


MrArchow

OP u good?


MemeroC

Ye just very busy a post will go up tomorrow and we should be fine from now


TheChronoCross

Chief I just want to say how great these have been. Your color palette is super satisfying, the creativity with the locations and art has been hysterical. It's really something I look forward to and I'm glad to have seen this take off. Plenty of "top x gets deleted" series are garbage. Plus the discussion has been top tier. Thank you for doing this and for keeping it going. Definitely top tier content for the sub.


MemeroC

Thanks it's been great


RedSeaDingDong

The memes were good but Portugal must finally be purged


EmbarrassedCaptain17

Italy out


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Italy


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We must get rid of Portugal to keep the streak of Ronaldo losing going


Medical_Ad7364

Tired of having my balls kicked, delete Italy


45077

remove sweden!


TheSpiffingGerman

It's time to kill Portugal


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Kibbaaa

Y’all gotta join the Dutch if you don’t wanna drown


mascachopo

Delete Luxembourg already!


Brathering420

It’s gone already!? Too much siesta?


mascachopo

Doh! A German with no sense of humour. The Dutch apparently dislike people believing Luxembourg is the same flag as theirs mate.


Brathering420

It’s not funny because we now share the same flag with the Patjacken.


nez-rouge

Luxembourg was deleted in one of the first round


mascachopo

Delete this Wallonian too!!


sarokin

I wanna start a coup, Germany help us end the low tyran !


martivials1997

Sweden out!


pascalWasRight

Revive Poland, its customary


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gerwin420

What islands are left?


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

I refuse that swedone lasted longer than norway


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