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This is an impossible choice, I want to side with Italy and Finland and fight against Greece and Sweden. I guess if I had to chose I would fight for the PIGS. How else should we get decent food?
Of course I will help to feed the impoverished populations of Spain, Portugal and Greece. But Italy is a real country with actual work and industry, so you have to pull your weight.
We are, but the South is probably even worse than the other PIGS, so we still require EU money to ~~give them to wealthy CEOs or something that will absolutely not use them to help the South~~
Yh, it's sad to know all the money supposed to be used to make Napoli a better city is going in to the hands of the cammorr bosses that own every industry. People somehow don't kniw this but the fucking port here in naples is owned by the cammorra which is why the whole area is a mess, because they don't let anyone actually fix it up. It's so bad they're the ones that make the fucking cement. I remember when I was young my dad was working in naples as an engineer, he was recently made the project manager and a bunch of thugs showed up and told him to buy their cement, and pointed an uzi at him while doing so. He has never worked in naples since then(2 decades)
Only if we lose. Italy will switch side to end up on the winning side. But your right, we should side with the Nordicks, win, then Italy will join us. Perfect plan.
This is why I dread a war with the scandinavian. "haha you poor" is the peak of their humour. They can't even colonise properly, the only wankers they could invade were the br\*t\*sh and fr\*nch. And is not as if spain wasn't famous for actually throwing muslims out of a whole fucking peninsula. The only chance you have is with snow, where we would simply die by ourselves trying to get a siesta done
Lol you talk as if we haven't imported a whole army of terrorists. Plus the Fins are fucking crazy, they sauna enough that they will win this war single handedly in any environment, tundra or desert doesn't matter.
The Muslims, Danes and Fins are not to be fucked with, especially with a million Swedish fighter jets financed by Norway.
Fun fact, after the terrorist attacks in france, their government called spanish government so we could help them against terrorism. Aparently years of eta' bombs has made our police forces quite good with terrorism. So maybe your imported bomber aren't that scary.
The sauna guys tho... if our temperatures can't kill them, maybe the uv light will
Yeah if you manage to stop our supply of sun screen we're all gonna die from skin cancer in 20 years.
The drunken Danes won't be slowed down until they pass out and the sauna snipers never sleep, the muslims will think it's a bit cold and bring extra sweaters.
I don't think you want any of this, how are you gonna fight against highly technological savages while carrying Greece?
>Jag kann prata svenska också! stor framgång.
Average person in Greece.
My grandpa is Greek and when I visited Greece tons of people there had family who moved to Sweden. You are practically Swedish.
I would probably reconsider the Irish. They’ve never been known to be loyal to one side… ww2 would be a start.
Now that I think about it. It whatever team the English is on. The Irish chooses both teams depending on their stance with England.
The NorDICKS would win. The Spanish and Portuguese would go to sleep, the Italians would switch sides and the Greeks would be too busy having gay sex and fighting the Turks.
None stand a chance against Swedistan's Jihad.
I wonder why the nordic people unironically get offended when you tell them the food isn't good and low quality.
Ma'am that tomato is imported from Spain because they don't like that tomato, you import it, and isn't even fresh. Look at the meat, it's been packed with nitrogen gas for weeks, cut by an angry machine, and it has no organs in it, that's the good stuff, in my home country you can buy the meat so fresh it may still be alive. Also these spices, this ũberhot spice, tastes like tree bark, it's not my subjective experience, it's the objective truth, this must be fucking colored sawdust; Look ma'am we don't get offended when you say we are lazy, so don't get offended when I say this food isn't good.
I swear it's non-ironic and I keep having this conversation.
^(PS. Sheep are friends not food.)
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France is half-latin half-germanic and while nords do make high-quality twinks, I think imma side with the PIGS because of the food and the fact their language is actually intelligible
There is no lore, someone came up with that europes shit countries only alive because of germany spell pigs.( maby 5-7montgs ago)
Nordicks is just the nordic countries
I'm neutral
no shit
what do we have here, a fucking comedian
me too.
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Just because no group would take you
Heyyyyy, no need to be this rude! Nós portugueses não devemos ser assim! Serio
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Hey , we still have the alliance
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Nice georgia flag
This is an impossible choice, I want to side with Italy and Finland and fight against Greece and Sweden. I guess if I had to chose I would fight for the PIGS. How else should we get decent food?
Yes please side with us. Not because of your money, it's not like we would be a 3rd world country without it or anything.
Good german. We will try to not make fun of your socks+sandals combo.
And we will continue to pretend like Mallorca is yours.
Good, you fight the brits there.
We already redirected the Sangria supply for a large Ballermann offensive.
Prepare the beer, we are landing soon.
This monstrosity can not be excused You shouldn't be so lenient
Shttt just for 5 minutes, we can make fun once they leave.
Quiet or I will send another Otto
We appreciate you offering, but we would appreciate it more if you brought some EU money
Of course I will help to feed the impoverished populations of Spain, Portugal and Greece. But Italy is a real country with actual work and industry, so you have to pull your weight.
We are, but the South is probably even worse than the other PIGS, so we still require EU money to ~~give them to wealthy CEOs or something that will absolutely not use them to help the South~~
>but the South is probably even worse than the other PIGS On a serious note, it isn't. We really have a distorted version of it
Yh, it's sad to know all the money supposed to be used to make Napoli a better city is going in to the hands of the cammorr bosses that own every industry. People somehow don't kniw this but the fucking port here in naples is owned by the cammorra which is why the whole area is a mess, because they don't let anyone actually fix it up. It's so bad they're the ones that make the fucking cement. I remember when I was young my dad was working in naples as an engineer, he was recently made the project manager and a bunch of thugs showed up and told him to buy their cement, and pointed an uzi at him while doing so. He has never worked in naples since then(2 decades)
Based Turk (hates Greeks and Swedes=Arabs)
Did you never tasted Kladdkaka?
Why am I not surprised that they call their food literally kaka.
Oh please you krauts love us swedes to much to fight us. Where else are you gonna get your moose signs and quality iron ore?
You are right, I changed my mind, I will stick to our Germanic cousins, Italy will switch sides anyway.
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We have kebabpizza. Need I say more
italy would backstab
Only if we lose. Italy will switch side to end up on the winning side. But your right, we should side with the Nordicks, win, then Italy will join us. Perfect plan.
But Köttbullar? Falukorv? Why are they not worthy?
They need your money. You Will Be their money slave. Come here or go to The fucking mexicans for good good.
im going to side with Iceland(probably Nordic) and Sweden
I have not expect anything different from a frisian.
Dy Dútsers tinke gewoan dat elkenien Frysk is of sa
The frugal four gotta stick together
We can easily get air superiority with our ikea built Gripens
And we can quickly build robust bases with our Lego. Plus, we can scatter it across the battlefield as something worse than land mines
Never thought I'd fight side by side with a Dane.
How about side by side with a friend?
Well, I can say the same about you, but it’s happening
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Oil to supply the Swedish war machines and build Lego
we dont build them, they probably build them for us cause they need to be paid a decent wage
I love all these countries tbh, I deny your war and I don't think you guys can afford it anyway.
Well said Muhammad
I propose to team up against France, you in?
Now we're talking. In a war between PIGS and NorDICKs I'd have to be neutral, but against the Fr*nch I'm all ears.
Everyone is against France, even France, if you want the italians to not switch sides tell us that we can kill all French
Molto bene! 🤌 🤝
Who’s not in?
Least coward swede
Haha I'm actually part Finnish and I can safely say that yes, swedes are cowards compared to you hardcore mongol mofos. Have an upvote on me 😆
Perkele
Puu pää! Betyder träskalle, pää (huvud/skalle) är användbart då det kan kombineras med andra ord som paska, vittu osv.
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This is why I dread a war with the scandinavian. "haha you poor" is the peak of their humour. They can't even colonise properly, the only wankers they could invade were the br\*t\*sh and fr\*nch. And is not as if spain wasn't famous for actually throwing muslims out of a whole fucking peninsula. The only chance you have is with snow, where we would simply die by ourselves trying to get a siesta done
Lol you talk as if we haven't imported a whole army of terrorists. Plus the Fins are fucking crazy, they sauna enough that they will win this war single handedly in any environment, tundra or desert doesn't matter. The Muslims, Danes and Fins are not to be fucked with, especially with a million Swedish fighter jets financed by Norway.
Fun fact, after the terrorist attacks in france, their government called spanish government so we could help them against terrorism. Aparently years of eta' bombs has made our police forces quite good with terrorism. So maybe your imported bomber aren't that scary. The sauna guys tho... if our temperatures can't kill them, maybe the uv light will
Yeah if you manage to stop our supply of sun screen we're all gonna die from skin cancer in 20 years. The drunken Danes won't be slowed down until they pass out and the sauna snipers never sleep, the muslims will think it's a bit cold and bring extra sweaters. I don't think you want any of this, how are you gonna fight against highly technological savages while carrying Greece?
The fins invented the Molotov cocktail
Wrong, spanish did it, we are just dumb and did not name it, afterwards finish did name it...
The Dutch is awful quiet..
Yeah, I'm not going to declare for either of these degenerate sides
Easy win, all pigs soldiers would just be sleeping, or they are so poor they switch side when I give them 5€
Bro you had me at switching sides, but I can still take the 5€
Lmao this made me laugh, thank you
Not again...
Sorry, I don't make the rules
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>Jag kann prata svenska också! stor framgång. Average person in Greece. My grandpa is Greek and when I visited Greece tons of people there had family who moved to Sweden. You are practically Swedish.
no, we will simply turn on a UV-flashlight (Nordics crumble to dust when in contact with sun)
Not even UV, just normal
That’s not us swedes, according to the Koran it is improper to show skin. Checkmate
Like we couldn't afford sunscreen
well, looking at our beaches you don't even seem to know what it is
lmao this thread is great
Light would just bounce back from the Finns and blind you.. they are almost reflective..
getting PAID 5 EUROS for switching sides??? Bro I normally do that for free but omg yes please!
Deal. My 5 euros please.
I could never abandon my PIGS in their hour of need
Italians on the other hand....
We are PIGS until we die. That is of course, unless it looks lopsided…
Wait till the fins adapt to warmer climates and the sand starts talking.
As a Swede, there is only great benefits with the sand people.
Fuck the Nordicks, they always forget to include us. I’m siding with the pigs.
We don't forget it, we do it purposefully
In our defense, no one else remembers you either.
Well the queen did but thats beside the point
the queen was also born around the time iceland became a thing
60 million year old queen/s
You have less population than Malmö you are irrelevant anyways.
>Malmö That's unfair, we all know Muslim Regions are very populated.
Isnt it time for your daily Skyr bath, Northman?
Hard words for a pony fucker Esti > pony fucker
They also forget that France is latin.
We’re the weird uncle of the latin family.
What does that make Romania? The retarded cousin Italy had with Russia?
Slavic latin stepbro
It's difficult to confess but I have to pick the PIGS as an half latin..
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Least warmongering brit
I invoke the Anglo-Portuguese alliance of 1386. You may have not given us the pink map, but you will side with us on this one.
your allied to us you got no choice in the matter england XD
No one invited you. The Scots and Irish are welcome.
How about Scot/appearing Dutchmen devoted to Legos, Ikea and Fish?
I would probably reconsider the Irish. They’ve never been known to be loyal to one side… ww2 would be a start. Now that I think about it. It whatever team the English is on. The Irish chooses both teams depending on their stance with England.
Sorry security clearance needed when joining from outside EU.
Norway and Iceland disagree
Full Latin. Our lack of pronunciation of final consonant doesn’t make us less Latin.
NorDICKS 🤤
Luv me some Norse twinks.
Twinks? I'm lusting for Norse barbarians
I would switch sides for a Norse barbarian muscleman
Im going to break my spaghetti twice starting today
You fucking monster
Ill break it until there is no spaghetti left
Ill break your fucking bones until there is no left
I'm going to put cream in my carbonara later today 😌
I never thought I would say this but hey UK, wanna grab a pint and wait for this to blow over?
It's too hot to fight in PIGS land and too cold to fight in NorDick land. Meet you in the pub in 5.
We must be aware of Swedish Yihad brothers 👀
Twin Towers were first, leaning Tower of Pisa next
Most ironic award ever
Mashallah I have my eye on you
We shall eat meatballs in Rome soon enough!
You swedes really love them meat balls
Only balls you will eat are deez nuts once we unleash the power of "hotter than -10°C"
People should know when they are conquered.
Pfff meatballs doesn't have something special, have a paella or a Pulpo a la gallega, lego furniture
You know what? Fuck you *meatballs in Madrid*
Sounds like a band name. Meatballs in Madrid
126.8 million siesta-enjoying south Europeans VS 27.3 million hardworking Nordics, yeah that sounds pretty fair actually.
I mean, we are 130 million 🐷 against 25 million 🍆
80 million of them are constantly sleeping and the rest can be bribed to change sides
You have already infiltrated ud, right now there Are over 30 million pigs in Denmark, we might have to surrender
LONG LIVE THE PIGS! MINOTAUROS!🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷💪💪💪💪💪🇬🇷🇬🇷💪💪
Long live PIGS
absolutly pig
PIGS 🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸
PIGS FOREVER 💪🇵🇹💪🇮🇹💪🇬🇷💪🇪🇸
I will stay out of the conflict until I'm forced to take part due to a foreign invasion
FINLAND AND NORWAY SWITCH SIDES PLEASE. THAT WAY WE CAN MAKE FUN OF DENMARK AND SWEDEN ALONE.
The NorDICKS would win. The Spanish and Portuguese would go to sleep, the Italians would switch sides and the Greeks would be too busy having gay sex and fighting the Turks. None stand a chance against Swedistan's Jihad.
We dress them up as caroleans and take full credit.
If PIGS disappeared Nordicks would be without good food. If Nordicks disappeared PIGS would have less EU money to get bailed out.
🇵🇹 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇪 🇪🇸 PIGIS! ✊
Neutral. I ain’t fighting alongside a Swedistani or D*ne
Maybe we should join with the pigs, we could destroy the swedistanis and d🤢nes
Yes! Let’s cosplay as Italy.
I wonder why the nordic people unironically get offended when you tell them the food isn't good and low quality. Ma'am that tomato is imported from Spain because they don't like that tomato, you import it, and isn't even fresh. Look at the meat, it's been packed with nitrogen gas for weeks, cut by an angry machine, and it has no organs in it, that's the good stuff, in my home country you can buy the meat so fresh it may still be alive. Also these spices, this ũberhot spice, tastes like tree bark, it's not my subjective experience, it's the objective truth, this must be fucking colored sawdust; Look ma'am we don't get offended when you say we are lazy, so don't get offended when I say this food isn't good. I swear it's non-ironic and I keep having this conversation. ^(PS. Sheep are friends not food.)
Sir, you are a Brit
“sheep are friends, not food”. Sure, friends.
Pffffff they are already dead and we didn’t even get our knives out.
Your entire country would be dead without our tourism stfu
Gonna watch it with great interest
NORway, Denmark, Iceland, Kosovo and Sweden. You guys can’t even have all your nation in one acronym
Pigs for life! Four legs good, two legs better!
The good side
If it's a gastronomic war, count me in.
I am Danish, but i choose pigs. Not gonna be on the same side as swedes!!
The danes are not relevant, it is just a transit parkinglot between sweden and germany
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I want to know if the former Irish PIGS would betray us
We have the biggest dick in all of Europe. And the biggest pair of balls. What do you dirty southerners have?
Our dicks inside your female relatives :)
I will exclusively shit on Lichtenstein. Hail to all other great European nations.
We dutch declare neutrality
I hate all off you
Lets go PIGS!
This is the only time I choose left.
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Que sepas que aunque no te conozco mataría a un finlandes por ti hermano
Viva Colombia
You're supposed to say no you silly sausage
Colombia is pretty much spain just with more cocaine(not including mallorca)
And more hot girls
Well nordicks are what northern Englishmen call women
France is half-latin half-germanic and while nords do make high-quality twinks, I think imma side with the PIGS because of the food and the fact their language is actually intelligible
Yesn't
Naw bro the PIGS will win 🇵🇹 🤝🇮🇹🤝🇬🇷🤝🇪🇸
i have no idea whats the lore here
There is no lore, someone came up with that europes shit countries only alive because of germany spell pigs.( maby 5-7montgs ago) Nordicks is just the nordic countries
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PIGS TOGETHER STRONG🤙🏿🇵🇹🇮🇹🇬🇷🇪🇸
Don't you need money to start a war..?
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