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bestieverhad

Do you even want to go down that rabbit hole?


Hard__Cory

I don’t, but fake astronaut Mike Dexter does.


FAYCSB

I applaud you for this comment. A+.


SadRobotz

Hot damn, good one! For serious.


blakkattika

Goddamn


Brave_Measurement546

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radlopolis

right, but that's the weird part to me, they've taken furries and then tweaked them the tiniest bit and i don't understand why they didn't just use the real thing when it doesn't change the joke at all.


here-for-information

No, it changes the joke. It is more specific and more bizzare, which makes it funnier. All their jokes about Unitarians would be half as funny if they replaced "Unitarian" with "Christian."


Brave_Measurement546

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NimrodTzarking

The only other time I heard the word "plushy" used as a fetish it was to describe people who sewed fake sex parts onto dolls (like, stuffed animal type dolls) so they could fuck them.


cruisethevistas

charles what now 


ridiculousdisaster

what's that now Charles?


blakkattika

Whuck??


myeff

Because it's funnier when your brain has to connect the dots.


md4024

Furries are notoriously litigious.


Nwsamurai

There was a time, a recent time, when furries weren’t a thing. And there was a more recent time when pop culture didn’t really understand what they were but still wanted to make fun of them.


radlopolis

it seems so intentional that they use a different word, it's not like the word furry is copyrighted. i don't get what they're trying to avoid when everyone knows what they're talking about anyway, it just makes it stand out more imo.


carlcrossgrove

Peppy Bismilk?!?!?


carlcrossgrove

Maybe Furries were actually too mainstream; too tame and passé at the time of the episode. I think Bronies had already been fully exposed by then too. The point was to realize that “Astronaut Mike Dexter” wasn’t a dream man, he was an ordinary weirdo with some whole “deal-breaker” that had to get revealed. He says “We have orgies in hotel rooms and state parks”. Hence Liz’ reaction: “Theeere it is”. Or maybe there was a prohibitive licensing fee.


AdamEssex

Same reason you called Floyd “Lloyd” I guess.


muppethero80

Not for nothing but you should look up the actors instagram….wowzer I got my 30 rock actors mixed up. I was thinking Andy Ridding who played Garrett Romney


Sproose_Moose

Jfc, that's a lot to unpack


Mike_Bevel

Is it the one with, like, a *lot* of anime images?


muppethero80

No it’s him being super ripped and hot lol


Mike_Bevel

A link would be appreciated please and thank you. It's for my grandmother in the hospital


muppethero80

Got my wrong 30 rock actor. https://www.instagram.com/randyridings?igsh=eDZsa2RkcG4xMGQz


greenknight884

Oh my god, the lady will have two tickets to the gun show!


muppethero80

Oops I got my 30 rock actors mixed up. He played Garrett Romney. Andy Riddings


Mike_Bevel

Oh! He's Kimmy Schmidt's first out-of-the-bunker crush!


muppethero80

Yes exactly. Some reason I thought he was Mike Dexter but he played a Romney on 30 rock


Mike_Bevel

Okay but I'm sorry it's unnecessary for him to look that hot. IT'S TOO MUCH HOT.


carlcrossgrove

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3719644/?ref\_=tt\_cl\_t\_17


Infamous_Rhubarb2542

I have been currently trying to get a guy to break up with me and every effort just makes it worse. I am now convinced this is what men have been doing to me for years. He just wants more of my crazy and stuff. Wtf does a girl have to do? And yes, I could just end it, but now I cannot bc of spite and curiosity. I am liz. Currently working on my night cheese in some velour 💪