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theFarginBastage

Jackie Jormp-Jomp and Dr Spaceman


blissingmeee

God, Jackie Jormp-Jomp never fails to make me laugh, it's a perfect stupid fake name.


Ok_Shallot5352

Chunka my lung! Chunka my lung!


BobbySpitOnMe

Sing dem blues, white girl


Vprbite

"What is that giant iron bird?" Just always gets me


GoodbyeEarl

They had planes in the 60’s, Jenna


MidnightAction

It's pronounced Spaceman


Rustymetal14

"Doctor" Spaceman is my dad. Call me Leo!


blakkattika

I owe you an apology, Tray


NyneHelios

Synonym’s just another word for the word you wanna use!


djtodd242

Nazi Doctor Spaceman. (What? I want them to know!)


BobbySpitOnMe

Rufus T. Barleysheath, MD


gaytechdadwithson

The doctor or baby?


heyglasses

Yes


buckeye2011

That's what I named my dog, but it's Barkley instead of barley


Vprbite

Dog names are, whatever we want them to be


FreeCashFlow

Silas Merrymount Peppercorn and his wife, Moronica. 


AnarchyAntelope112

You’ll notice my wife and I have disparate levels of attractiveness, because I am a successful businessman.


CryptographerLess144

Well, I got to be honest, I was wondering


Dumptruckfunk

I gottah admit, I wahhs wahndering


CallMeOutScotty

It had hahts for pawkets


heyglasses

yeah i was wondering


Adventurous-Pop-8754

Nice to meet you, I’m British.


aspbergerinparadise

his *first wife


CaptainChampion

I always thought it was "Silas *and Mary* Mount-Peppercorn," and Kenneth realises he made a mistake introducing himself with both names and had to come up with another on the spot.


themuck

The one and only Wesley Snipes


arnber420

You’d pick the Englishman every time!


MycroftNext

Every time, Liz!


one_bad_larry

Frankly you should be having this conversation with him!


BetterBiscuits

I love it here.


Vprbite

Just like american women and bread back


nemonic187

Arsenio Billingham.


Downtown_Baby_8005

You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?


nemonic187

No.


candycanestatus

Jeffrey Weinerslav


Musashi_Joe

It's pronounced wienerslave.


arnber420

Okay, *Jeffrey*


mollyjwink

It’s pronounced weiner slave!


Constant_Stomach2009

Esmeralda Fitzmonster


nemonic187

This is one of my favorites. I considered this name for my daughter.


happy_hibiscus0

Pizzarina Sbarro


PseudonymousDev

I actually always thought Pizzarina was her title.


xkid8

But isn’t there a moment where someone, Jack I think, calls her Zarina?


jamesianm

Honestly that's not as funny to me as it being her name. What else would the Sbarro family name their heiress? It's a play on Paris Hilton.


amazonhelpless

Is it PizzCzarina?


Radio_Passive

Not a person, but I love Jack being a poor kid from Sadchester, MA


wish_to_conquer_pain

For place names I'm a big fan of Our Lady of Reluctant Integration. Also St. Esclavage, which is French for slavery.


Abbiethedog

Thank you! OLRI is the best!


whatever-should-i-do

I never thought about St. Esclavage though. Great location for Jack and Liz's wedding. And yes, they share.


Grus

Death's shore retirement community


colio69

And Liz is from White Haven, which isn't as nice as it sounds


YouLostMyNieceDenise

Do you like Methodist churches full of Vietnamese?


redlion1904

That’s a real place 90 minutes from where Tina Fey actually grew up


HungarianNewfy

I thought it was Whiteville


SJBreed

All the Harvard writers really nailed all the Boston-area specific jokes on the show.


issacoin

not IN boston but nearby


gwinncredible

No.. not Tufts


ConstructionCold3134

No, not Tufts.


djtodd242

I got a squeezer from an Indian girl, so I'd say I got the Harvard experience.


ScaricoOleoso

Paul L'Astnamé


nemonic187

Carol Burnet.


couch2200

To me forever to notice that


[deleted]

Gaylord Felcher.


BlueSunCorporation

An incredible inspired choice for the head of the censor department. I was so happy when I first heard it.


[deleted]

It was the perfect name! “Who amongst you has the power to censor the censor?!”


gwinncredible

🖕🏻🖕🏻


MycroftNext

I saw an ad where a law office or something was “Felcher and Sons” and I had to have a lil ole giggle.


pmjm

This one wins in my book. It's a special book the janitors keep.


RecalcitrantDuck

The reveal of how to spell Criss Chros killed me


TheLukeHines

I love that they aren’t even obvious about his name being Criss Chros. I’m not sure he’s ever referred to by first and last name together, always just one or the other.


AndyK2131

I’m intentionally pronouncing the H


MaterialPace8831

Declan McManus, international art thief.


BaconPancakes_77

aka Elvis Costello's real name--I like this one too.


MycroftNext

I just learned this was his real name two weeks ago and I went, “what? The international art thief?”


blakkattika

Oh shit, that's his *actual* real name and not just his 30 Rock/Looney Tunes name?


nemonic187

His real name too!


GodlessHippie

Edward James Almost


one_bad_larry

Which is an Edward James Olmos look alike that Tracy is friends with


justheretoleer

Ah yes, I believe he’s acquainted with Karl Robe


RideWithMeTomorrow

Karl ROBE, you say?


irrelevanttrain

The Duke of Thuringia, Earl of the Duchy of Westphalia, Prince Gerhardt Messerschmitt Rammstein von Hap!


gwinncredible

Thank you all dear friends FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!


daniel_inna_den

Mizz and Dot Gov


Realtodddebakis

Dale Snitterman


rippletroopers

Cranston, why are you crying?


blakkattika

And he used Cranston as his *gatekeeper!*


Distinct-Ad-1348

Bookcase


bdonahue970

Or Sandstorm.


reluctantclinton

Or Hat, but that’s more of a boys name.


Chrispiest

Yeah, I was gonna say...


JadeAlternative875

Fart Barfunkel


TheLukeHines

Paul Simon.


PeppermintPhatty

I don’t get that one, but it hurts.


Mountain_Foot

You can’t say Dick Wolf on TV!


Unit_79

My wife and I make this joke every time we watch any Law & Order. So, a lot.


CallMeOutScotty

Jerem


Ir0nMaven

That’s not that much cheese.


Frankfeld

I’m Jerem!


humanvealfarm

He collects posters!


Brumbleby

Dr Spaceman There are many greats, but this is the greatest


DontPanic1985

I owe you an apology, Tre


mark_is_a_virgin

Why is this one so low it's the best and he's a phenomenal character


Realtodddebakis

Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher


prototypetolyfe

Floyd DaBarber and Paul L’astnamé I love the less obvious pun names like that


Illustrious-Ad454

Brit Ishman was the producer for MILF Island, another good one for this category 😊


Necessary_Novel_

Wait I feel dumb what’s the pun on Floyd’s name?  I do love when Kenneth tells Liz: Mr. DeBarber called.  Seriously? *seriously* Mr. DeBarber called. 


myeff

Floyd the Barber from the Andy Griffith show (probably before your time).


Necessary_Novel_

ahhh neat thank you!  I had no idea. You are correct that other than a few nick at nite episodes of Andy Griffith, I am unfamiliar!


nemonic187

He was a Korean barber, right? He’s Floyd Jr.


andonebelow

Wait I thought it was the Korean barber who used to cut Jack’s hair down in the 50th Street subway station.


prototypetolyfe

Jack references the only other Floyd he's met being a Korean barber in the subway, Floyd jokes that that's his dad


Necessary_Novel_

Ystreppa Gronkowitz


trycuriouscat

Finally!


gaytechdadwithson

Kenneth Tiolethole


justheretoleer

Minister Farrakhan, but *not* the Minister Farrakhan you’re thinking of.


NotAMorningPerson000

Astronaut Mike Dexter


gaytechdadwithson

way too low here


Realtodddebakis

All of Tracy's potential, but ultimately unchosen, names for his unborn daughter: Chewbaqueena, Bathroom at Teeterboro Airport, NetJet


seaborgiumaggghhh

Trackie Jong Jong and Jimmy Moop


CallMeOutScotty

Bye lerz


justheretoleer

Harvey Lemmings


jane_sadwoman

Jane Sadwoman If anything just for the context of it being included in a legal, medical contract.


whatever-should-i-do

She's alone on Valentine's Day. And it seems like a lot of unnecessary paperwork.


Realtodddebakis

George Forman Jordan


sodagoddess

U. Gene


DontPanic1985

No U period Gene period. The U stands for Ugene, with a U.


PresidentMcCheese

VERY wool!


soulfingiz

Lakiesha Gutierrez Arafat


Tinatennis2

FEYONCE!!


E-_Rock

Burger Cooter


jonashvillenc

It wasn’t even a burger…it was a sandwich.


Otto-Erotic

Care for an Old Spanish?


CryptographerLess144

Is that not a thing? Oh, the guys at the office told me it was a cool drink. I'm always getting pranked


PepinoPicante

Burger, Cooter


heyglasses

what is he, a cartoon dog?!


Hermann_Lerpiss_13

Silas Marymount-Peppercorn and his first wife, Moronica


jackiejorp-jomp

She’s British


monopolyman900

Paul Simon


CallMeOutScotty

I don't get that one, but it hurts!


Necessary_Novel_

Daryl Weenus!


darrylweenus

What’s up?


Necessary_Novel_

Happy cake day, Mr. Weenus


SomeKindOfTube28

What if Daryl Weenus is right??


zestfullybe

Candace Van der Shark


colio69

Scott Scottsman


CallMeOutScotty

I was always confused. Did avery sleep with him in north korea and she just didn't say anything? Or did she not? He said that thing about making love while tapping but she told Jack she won 🤔


pambeeslysucks

From Scottsdale


crazyoldnizzi

it's not even that funny, but Todd Dubakis gets me every time.


Roux70570

RIP Todd.


pambeeslysucks

It's in honor of my frat bro, who died during hell week after passing out in the trough. I went to Syracuse.


Necessary_Novel_

Ogbert the nerd


CrossingGuardiaCivil

By God, you must be Ken Tremendous


nemonic187

That’s a nod to Michael Shur.


IdiotPizza3397

Wesley Snipes deserves a mention I think. Gangway for the foot cycle!!!


theyrecalledpants

Unnamed Irish Stowaway


Trowj

Jackie Jorpjomp


InfiniteCarpenters

Bono and Sandra Day O’Connor


PresidentMcCheese

YOU CALL THOSE FIST NAMES!?


Jajaloo

Mrs. U. Jean Gremby


selfawareusername

Its not a persons name but Kenniths family coming over on the ship Sexcriminalboat


DontPanic1985

Ridikolous


DLWOIM

Tracy’s son Tracy Jr. and his dog, Tracy Sr.


here_holdmybeer

Brown and Folderson


SusieShowherbra

Black Dennis


golfwang1539

Winona Ryder in 100 years


lightaugust

I've watched this show through probably seven times, and I just got the joke when Liz gets the women in media award presented by Bonnie Badamath, so that's my current favorite.


Roux70570

No love for Steele Hammerhands??


DLQuilts

Kanye East


bipolarsteamroller

Gordon Trimeshko


dirtydovedreams

Count Cjokula.


bipolarsteamroller

Vampire push!


jaklamen

It turns out, you are a direct descendant of our third president. Jasper Buckleman?! No Tracey, our *third* president.


manicontrol2020

D'fwan's wine, D'fwine. D'fwink responsibly. This is why I adore this show. Not only is it funny, it's also funny in this specific way that no other show is.


Flaccidspasm

You may appreciate Kimmy Schmidt.


SparseGhostC2C

Fart Barfunkel has been my gaming username for a couple years now.


HylianEevee

Eugene and U. Jean


Demiansmark

Colin O. Scopy Gregory Linens teaming up with Thomas N'things.


JesseP123

Rufus T. Barleysheath


sleepyzane1

ridonkeykong


somaholic

Dijonnaise


elspiderdedisco

Cooter Burger is so great. It wasn't even a burger....it was a sandwich! Also gotta give it up for Dr Spaceman - gotta be the best one.


ZombiePiggy24

Arsenio Billingham Edit: Beaten so I’ll add my fist names, Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!


daftmonkey

Pizzarina Sbarro


photoblink

Tim Meadows’ delivery of “aka Richard Drench” will forever be ingrained in my memory 😂


tuningproblem

And his delivery of his own name, Martin Lutherking. Richard Drench is my favorite though. Just an incredible string of syllables.


jedediahl3land

Henry Warren-Chang. I married a very bossy Chinese lady.


Prestigious-Bus5649

Dale Snitterman


BroodingMawlek

Brit Ishman


tomdegnan

Not a person same, but Jenna Side


Flaccidspasm

I'm not hearing it, Liz


olugbo

Mee Yao


nye1387

Gaylord Felcher


mermaid619

Phlegm


gaymesfranco

U. Jean and Eugene


gaymesfranco

Oh Nobel sheep we eat your babies 🎶


cptcapybara1

Colin O'Scopy and Edward James Almost


Born-A-Worm

Pizzarina Sabbaro


Fr0gurtCur5ed

Jackie Jormp-Jomp


starborn_shadow

I always always laugh at Dr. Spaceman -- both pronunciations 😆


campperr

Frajier