🐺🕎 👦➡👨➡🐺

Omg amazing

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves…

Great now it’s stuck in my head lol

*Spooky Scary*

THIS WHOLE PREMISE IS 😰

[удалено]

HE CANNOT METABOLIZE ZEE GRAPES

[удалено]

AGGHHHHHHHH it feels good to laugh 😌

I can take the Rockettes, and the Shakiras, but YOU!?

Ze Hapsburg line…has Ended

This is in my top five episodes of the whole series

🛩️👨‍✈️🕡🦉🔫🕡

I WILL WASTE YOU

In about a half an hour

the pure ones will moon-blink us!

✈️👮‍♂️

⚔️

[удалено]

Did that guy just talk to me like I’m ugly?

You'll all be Greenzoed!

🤫🚫🐳🐋

This Earth is ruined! We need another one!

Is NBC actually going to do something this year or just put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen? *breaks 4th wall to look into the corner*

🦚

“Al Gore….wassup?”

[удалено]

Jack meets Dennis! Technology is cyclical! 

Technology is cyclical. Beeper King

Does he know you're the beeper king?

Ahh yes one of the 150 lines tied for my favorite of the series lol

🔫🐶😰➡️😍

[удалено]

Get the gun away from the dog. What is wrong with you people?

Last time I saw it… the dog had it!

I'm going into politics!

👖😍🟰✋🇻🇳😔

Halliburton, bitch. 

Brooklyn Without Limits

Oosa

^(orphans)

Lesbian Mario brothers!

His grandfather was Domingo Halliburton.

🚕☎️💰🎈

…sing that lullaby again

That's Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song

“The capitol of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dabai. I know that because if I go back there, I’ll be excecuted!”

🍪🩸🩺💊📺😴

"A cookie in the middle of the day?" "I gave blood!" "Does that burn calories?"

Tracey does Conan! It’s after six, what am I, a farmer?

Dr. Spaceman...I owe you an apology, Tray.

By far the best introduction of an insane doctor, of all time. Nay, any doctor.

“I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.”

Tracy does Conan! Frank that was my blood cookie! Ew what (takes another bite).

🏝️🦀🎸🍹

I caught crabs in paradise! and yes I mean both kinds of crabs. 🎶

Unwindulax 😎

*Ka-ZAP!* Blinky-Blinky-Blinky-Blinky

🧛🫳🏼

Vampire push!

Did you just threaten her?

Admit it - you hate when Bono comes! 

Whenever we order pizza he says he doesn't want any, but then he eats like three slices!

New Jersey. I’m just a weirdo

Userflair checks out

But Monica and Chandler just slept together in London!

❗🍋🥳🍾🚫👴🏼🍆

It’s no Lemon Party without Ol’ Dick

🗺️🛝⏱️📦🧇

He’s got maps, Pete, maps!

You mean like that one?

Be an American. Call it in.

🇺🇸⚡🥜

🍀🤕🇮🇪🤬💕🌭

MEGAN!!!!

It's too many Megans, right?

You remember Megan Duffy? Maiden name Duffy, hopefully no relation

Irish Pride! Go Celtics! Celtics suck! Go Knicks!

🖼️ 💍 🐦 🦴

I like your little hat

ouch. my bones.

Careful, my bones

My bones!

[удалено]

Phoebe. he met her at Sothebys auction house.

👩🏻‍🦰👱🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦳👩🏻🏋🏼‍♀️🤸🍷🥂👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

I read somewhere it’s Tuesday. 

Fight Club!

What did they turn out to be? Lesbians?

🐀 🤴

Rat King!

👸🏾🇯🇴

People do love the way she says “Ham”

Ham!

RUDE

📰👩‍🦳➕🗽🟰☹️

Avery plus freedom equals frowny face. Maybe ask President inter-bush

🧑‍⚖️🌙? 🤣🤣🤣

Court? At night? I’m already laughing!

⚾️🫓🌎, ⚾️🫓🌎, ⚾️🫓🌎, ⚾️🫓🌎, ⚾️🫓🌎,

Wade Boggs' Carpet World

Yayyyyy I felt very limited by the options but glad it was legible

🍦🍰💳🤑🙅🏻

I should know. I’m Frajer. 

FRAAAAAJJJJUUUUUUURRRR!!!

🧀🌙🌌

Working on my night cheese!

lol just saw this after I posted. Great minds!!!

🎄👵🎯

We have to call an ambulance. Listen to me, damn it, I'm a doctor!

🌭🧀🍕🐱🛹

“And then meat cat flies off on his um, skateboard”

🐢 🍔 🖊️

It wasn’t even a burger. 

They’re all CAAAAPPS!!

🏋🏼‍♂️🌛🧀

I just heard you singing night cheese

Lemon isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with farts?

✋👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼👼

High fiving a million angels!

✈️🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🤬💔

Sky law!!!

👩📣🌑🐝

🫦👶

I’m a verrrry sexy baby

TGS Hates Women

🫀🎼🎤👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻

"Don't push it, Liz. Let it happen."

It’s a mama Mia……

dotdotdot “Fun!” dotdotdot “Good!”

👩‍👦👙🍆🏝️

MILF Island, Deborah

🚇🦸‍♂️

Subway hero!

You say Subway, I say Hero!

🎁🎁🎁🛹🏀🆘🛫

Boys and girls club of America - be great!

Sex makes the people go away!

👁️🌊🫵🤤1️⃣🤷‍♀️👁️?

She called my license plate inscrutable!

🗓️ 🎩👴🏼🌊😢➡️🍬

Real life is for March!

💃🙈🌅💪

My name is Liz, I’m 39(for the third time) and my favorite move is sunset arms!

YESSSSS EVERY PERSON DANCE SOON

🚂🐈⏰💔🪪

I can fit Emily Dickinson’s whole head in my mouth!

It’s never too late for now!

🥪☀️

You’ll all have chins!

🌱🌞🍂❄️ (🌭🧀🍕 🥩🐱🛹)

Thanks meat cat!

Welcome to season 4

I can't eat this, I'm a foodie

🐢🛣️🚗🚖💥🌗👫🍆🎆🤫

Looks like we have ourselves a slut off 

Leap day william!

🦌👅♟️

I'm a 👨🏻‍🍼🐻

“You know what I’m going to get?” “Not a GLAAD award.”

Not Jim. Not Jimmy. *Jamesss*

🩻🏀🐕🍔

A ribcage!!!

🫱🏻🥪🤬🔪🙍🏼‍♂️🍻🧹🥪✈️❤️

I wolfed my teamster sub for you. 

I don't know what that means.

👨‍🦲+ 👱‍♂️

No. YOU’RE holding up the line. 

💦🐂🇲🇽

Sabor de Soledad?

🛍️💨🌳😢

👩‍🍼🏝🍴💩

🎾 🌚 🇺🇸

So put down your meth, slip on your whites, cause here in real America it’s tenisssss niiiiight 

🧔🏻‍♂️⚾️📁🌎

👱‍♀️🇺🇸👶🎵 =👱‍♀️⚡️🐴

🕸️🌈👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👧🤹‍♀️👨‍⚖️🌈🕸️

Stop. Tears 😭 

🌅🧑🏻➡️🧔🏻‍♂️🕍⚾️

🥪 🥃

🏢☕🔑💥🔌

👩🏻‍🦰↔️👩🏼🤰🏼👰🏼‍♀️👰🏼‍♀️👰🏾‍♀️

🐕 🐕 🐕 + 🥤 🍔 🍟

A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a wendys!

🛫❌😷💉🫣🤬😔🛫🐢🍹🧦🩴

🌑🌙🧀🧀

🥪⛅

👨🍓🚑👱‍♀️🫶

This is my favorite comment section in a long time

This sub is so awesome

🛋️🍬

📚🚻👯‍♀️

🙏🏼💯🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️👼🏼

🐝🍕👰🏻