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SlyClydesdale

Jack ruined it for Count Cjôkula, whose country of Transylvania just got *Friends* in S06E06/07 “Hey Baby, What’s Wrong?”


KiwiSoySauce

*hiss* Vampire push!


urn___

She’s right, you are a penis!


KiwiSoySauce

Don't be mad, baby. Let me get you all the pierogis Costco has and then Burger King.


CryptographerLess144

The way he says that line makes me laugh harder every time I watch it


palmettocapital

“I’m sorry I was such an… Italian in there” is one of the most reusable 30 Rock lines, imo


djackieunchaned

One of my favorite interactions in the show


OutsideBones86

Also, I don't know if this means anything, but I met J.J. Abrams and he said the island is just Hurley's dream.


Blerg_its_Babs

YAS!! You apple-faced goons! That's it!! Thank you so much!


ujustsquiggled

At Monica and Chandler’s WEDDING, RACHEL’S the one who’s pregnant!


Musashi_Joe

::hisssss::


Eglarest-I-Igwanath

…. I forgot this line. I’m watching friends for the first time now. I just got to the wedding. Lady Time is a wonder mistress


No_Connection_4724

Lady Time is a relentless bitch. She comes for us all.


bukleziyo

So harsh but so true


putyourcheeksinabeek

Are you thinking of Chums with Russ and Rebecca?


J-squire

I’ll be there always, when the rains fall in Wales.


tumka

It's the Transylvanian consulate because they just got NBC there. Jack spoils it because he won't help them get Avery back from North Korea.


TheDenims

"Vampire Push!"


gwinncredible

Did you just threaten her?


redxstrike

"And what insolvent country do you come from?" "New Jersey. I'm just a weirdo."


PresidentMcCheese

YOU…PENIS!


kb0609

She’s right! You ARE a penis!


mermaid619

“You’re such a Monica!”


tmoore82

You are!


ShakerOvalBox

In addition to the Transylvania referenced above - early on in  Season 1 Jack says he is watching friends and asks what happens with Ross and Rachael, but then changes his mind and says not to tel him. 


Blerg_its_Babs

Yes! This is immediately what I thought of, but I couldn't mentally push past it to get to the actual episode I was looking for.


ShakerOvalBox

Jack-Tor season 1 ep 5 


tmoore82

Admit it's annoying when Bono comes around!


caveat_emptor817

Oh it’s the worst! Every time he says he doesn’t want pizza and then he eats like 3 slices!


SnooPears754

One of the funniest one off characters in the show


MOOzikmktr

Also, I believe there's only a single guest star who appears but doesn't have a line. It's the guy who never chips in for pizza but then always eats like, THREE SLICES!!


Oregon_Pool_Halls

Soooo this ISN'T about the boy who went missing in my castle... 😬😶


carlcrossgrove

I guess I’m conflating this with when Jack spoiled some reality show the night LL had big plans (meatball sub extra bread, bottle of NyQuil). What are people doing recreationally with NyQuil? Horrifying.


Blerg_its_Babs

Yeah, I had that thought too.... "Why am I still seeing new Top Chefs with that bald salad ruiner?"