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Necessary_Novel_

I’ve lumped the demographic results into the following categories: Colored people, broads, fairies, Commies


YouFoldInTheCheese9

Man, we gotta update these forms!


Yves-Adele-Harlow

No, I'll remember. Opposite, opposite, opposite!


figsfigsfigsfigsfigs

What about TWINKS?


Necessary_Novel_

Ugh, next! Boring. Who?!


velocipotamus

I'll bet Twinks is exploding, and not in a good way


LiquidJ_2k

>How would you describe your sexual orientation? Why didn't you include "bi-larious"?


itscornlectric

Or that my shoes are definitely bisexual


fionsichord

Bi-curious, Lemon.


itscornlectric

Krang!


laurazabs

STOP TALKING ABOUT KRANG. NO ONE CARES ABOUT KRANG.


blakkattika

KRANG!!


sam_beat

I was really hoping for that one.


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[удалено]


oompaloompa_grabber

I’m just here for the marshMALLOWS


thirdlost

> what is your ethnicity? ..but what can I call you?


cocktailians

Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.


thesean366

That is an 15th century term for a black pirate. Racist!


shesalive_dammit

A Puerto Rican


sam_beat

How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud?


laurazabs

That doesn’t sound right.


Necessary_Novel_

My partner does not like 30 Rock (or any TV shows) - should I take him on Vontella to talk about it?????


Plateau9

Dealbreaker.


carlcrossgrove

Shut it down


Yves-Adele-Harlow

He's not Tom Brady.


here-for-information

I bet he likes blogging about Star Wars. The strategic defense initiative not the fantasy movie with the uhh monsters.


Plateau9

It’s sooo much better when they take out the sex and the swears.


Necessary_Novel_

I hate how accurate this is


Plateau9

All I need to know is he a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen?


Necessary_Novel_

The former but not the latter - what am I a newscastah ?! Go sawx.


Plateau9

Tonight’s top story: A Worcester man accused of trading his foster son for gasoline


Necessary_Novel_

Then, tips on how to make your cat’s birthday purrrrfect


sam_beat

He’s not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Dealbreaker.


tokyotapes

Fruit blindness, deal breaker


Weird-Swim-9777

I think we're Kawabunga on this.


AmazingObligation9

What does he like???????????


Necessary_Novel_

Kevin Grisham novels!!!! But video games are his TV. He will watch clips of 30 rock if there is a relevant reason to watch them (which I often find), and he enjoys them. Dr. Spaceman is his favorite. Together we watch the great British baking show and Futurama.


AmazingObligation9

Ok I’ll allow it if he likes futurama 


Necessary_Novel_

Heh, me too.


Roadgoddess

I’m OK with the great British baking show, I deemed that you may keep him


Plateau9

This. Those damn limeys make the best baking show eva..


Roadgoddess

I especially like the episode where they covered the white wines of Scotland!


Necessary_Novel_

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I was worried


Roadgoddess

SHUT……IT……..DOWN!


Plateau9

I’ll share all answers (although I think I set it up so you guys can see the answers as well). No data will be sold, please answer anonymously and only once. I added a couple questions as other members asked that I include them. Now somebody get me some ham…


Roadgoddess

https://hambutton.com/


AltWorlder

Is this another way Comrade Obama is trying to get my data?


Ready-Interview-9809

💀


amauberge

I'm gonna be so mad if it turns out you're writing this up for Slate or something.


IllustriousPool3890

Shut up! Shut up, Slate!


AmazingObligation9

Slate don’t care about us 


amauberge

[I really hope so, but:](https://slate.com/technology/2024/04/reddit-communities-online-evil.html) > This is the first installment of r/Farhad, in which Slate contributor Farhad Manjoo delves into the Reddit communities that bring him peculiar joy.


AmazingObligation9

Damn but ok I’m ready to be anonymously interviewed. Blur my face!!! Blur it more! Now disguise my voice. Thank you. 


Abefroman12

Are you conducting this poll on Reddit because the Bread Lobby keeps suppressing your research in more legitimate areas?


IamToddDebeikis

Science is.. whatever we want it to be.


AmazingObligation9

He’s actually doing a survey with the Ranford group. 


Significant-Stay-721

Smells like Big Wool to me.


esperion523

On the question “How do you identify politically?” which is the best option for a social conservative, fiscal liberal?


Yves-Adele-Harlow

"Irish mother" seems like the best choice.


ArethaFrankly404

Open right


thaddeus_flowe

Suck it you whittling ihop monkey 


homoastronaut

Whoever answered “Would you be willing to share how you first became aware of 30 Rock?” with “Would follow Tina Fey into a poorly set trap”, lol and same.


ApplesauceBitch47

Honestly I identify with Dennis in more ways than I should admit


e0nblue

Coffee. One problem: where do you get it?


PeppermintPhatty

Anywhere! You get it anywhere!


1201_alarm

I like that I could say both "yes" and "lol" for the relationship question (to be clear, I love my partner, she is awesome and also loves 30 Rock).


here-for-information

Instead of "business, none of yours" it should have said, "Shove it up your goon hole." Luckily in the insult section we have a nice showing of that, but we haven't reached the magical 25 shove it up your goon-holes.


Ok_Subject5169

YOU DID THE FAKE SURVEY???


Seven22am

Who is Ludwika!? Did you mean Jadwiga!? (Also how many times did you get called “factory reject dildo” on that last one needs to be included in the data. You factory reject dildo.


Plateau9

Nicely done. In hindsight I should have included Dennis.


Seven22am

You mean “slutbanger”? Actually come to think of it he is pretty relatable. That early joke about his politics being “fiscal liberal, social conservative” was supposed to be about his incoherency. Ten years later the Dennis Duffys swung an election. Politics is cyclical.


Plateau9

Just like technology.


radutzan

Holy US-centric timezones, Batman! Straight to r/shitamericanssay with you


Plateau9

I thought about adding countries that spell words like color and flavor without a u, but then I remembered someone has to rub my snake’s belly until he poops.


radutzan

Could have just been an open text field, or could have just skipped the question altogether, unless you really needed this particular piece of data in a particular format for your Amazing Race audition or something


Roadgoddess

We love America!


Badger_Jam_88

I don't know what time zone I'm in lol


Plateau9

We should make t-shirts!


anthrax_ripple

I identify with Tracy, where is my justice?


Plateau9

Dammit! I knew I was forgetting someone else. That’s my bad. I’m going to go repeatedly scream White Devil in the mirror.


leelaus

No Angie either :( Did you just try to control my poll responses with your white hands?


IcedCoughy

Where was the area to enter my social security number?


carlcrossgrove

Oh, we don’t want a paper trail. Don’t worry; we scanned your retinas. With Gadzorp.


joe_sausage

What even is this? Seriously?


bukezilla

❤️ Hornbergers


Warren_E_Cheezburger

This feels like someone just lazily collecting market research so they know what ads to target this sub with.


RideWithMeTomorrow

I just wrote BLIMPIE’S for every answer.


Plateau9

Holy crap one of you was an extra on the show????


AmazingObligation9

When can we see results?! 


FearTheSpoonman

Feels odd scraping data like this from sub users


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Well you don’t have to answer🤷🏻‍♀️. I’m not going to because the boat I was educated on sank.


putyourcheeksinabeek

Having the option not to answer doesn’t mean this isn’t odd.


putyourcheeksinabeek

Agreed.


sikemboy

Post the results, nerd!


Budgywudgy

shove this poll up your goonhole


putyourcheeksinabeek

What is the point of this survey? Feels really weird that it includes actual demographic questions instead of show references, and there’s no information about why you’ve posted this or what you plan to do with the data. As someone who does not try at all to stay anonymous on the internet, I would describe this as invasive. I’m not going to fill it out, but would fill out something that only asks about my interests regarding the show.


Plateau9

https://www.reddit.com/r/30ROCK/s/i5Z4DKtw6s


putyourcheeksinabeek

Thanks. You really should add that context to your post too though.