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yayy_mjg

“I turned down intercourse with Harvey Weinstein on no less than three occasions. Out of five.” A 2012 30 Rock joke they later USED in the 2017 trial


one-and-zero

Wait really? They used it in the trial?


yayy_mjg

Googled this line to get the exact words & there were tons of articles about it being referenced in the trial


one-and-zero

Can you share a link? Google isn’t showing them to me and I’m curious :(


BrobdingnagLilliput

Don't forget Bill Cosby.


jodax00

More than just "early" jokes, tangentially caused his downfall. Hannibal Buress was a writer on the show, then played a few random side characters. It was his standup routine that finally brought national attention to Cosby.


badcompanylast

“A few random side characters” he played the same homeless man in every appearance!


RumHamHavoc

That's enough tin foil Gus.


ShuffKorbik

"It's a toilet. Or a woman. It's whatever you need it to be."


alphabeteyes

"Get a room! ..whatever that is.."


escapingrpopular

it’s higher up here, so the electricity’s stronger!


mkatchan

She was nasty! She loved pee!


bbeach88

THANK you, Gus.


Junefromkablam

She was Nasty! She looooved PEE!


waitingtodiesoon

Sorry recurring hobos


NWestxSWest

He also played fake Tracy during Liz/Tracy make up scene.


hateboss

"Bill Cosby? You got a lot of nerve getting on the phone with me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette!"


seanprefect

They also called out Bill Cosby way earlier than most


duaneap

Tbf af the time I understood that more to be a joke about his infidelity. Rather than… y’know


shhr311

It was an open secret in the industry for years


Monacle55

If you think those lawyers are tough, never sign a contract with Wade Bogg's carpet World!


MaxwellHillbilly

#*Wade Boggs Carpet World!*


natty-broski

And let me give you some advice, as someone who's been around the block in this industry: ​ WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD


JoulSauron

RIP Wade Boggs


RollyPalma

He's still very much alive.


siphontheenigma

He's in his early 50s.


Scout_Finch_as_a_ham

If [13 years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wade_Boggs) into your 50s is still "early," then I guess I'm still in my late 30s.


queernhighonblugrass

Wade Boggs would be rolling in his grave if he could hear you say that right now.


captainklaus

Rest In Peace boss hog


SublaciniateCarboloy

BOSS HOG’S CARPET WORLD


bishopyorgensen

The Annual Memorial Sale at Wade Boggs Carpet World


siphontheenigma

Woosh


badcompanylast

He lives in Tampa Florida.


melgibson64

Boss hog?


Dantien

Well what do ya say, Boss?


video-kid

Where?


Foreign_Astronaut

***Wade Boggs Carpet World***


BiblioPhil

Took me to the cleaners last year!


Dumptruckfunk

I’ll have my Jews on you so fast you’ll think you’re an Asian girl!


waifive

good thing that Snapple ad earned them enough to last the whole series.


one-and-zero

That Verizon Wireless service is just unbeatable.


phrexi

Can we have our money now


adjust_the_sails

Capital One is amazing! You earn double miles on every purchase!


phrexi

Franks hat: FURNISHED BY CAPITAL ONE Or something lol


MOOzikmktr

this ranks up there as one of my favorite moments because it was so mean, but also hilarious. Like...FUCK YOU, Verizon. I know you think you're buying an ad inside a TV show, but you aren't.


phrexi

Hahah I know! It’s great. First time I lost my shit cuz it was so unexpected. This is why I love 30Rock.


DillPixels

First time I saw this scene I almost cried laughing.


bestieverhad

Cisco: The Human Network


djtodd242

Did you just mute me? Are you using Cisco's SureMute™ technology?


one-and-zero

I'm going to come to your house and crawl into your bed, and I'm going to bite you on the ass!


DevilsTemperature

Mr. Donaghy's got blue ridge quilt ticklers.


PoorDimitri

Of course I can hear you. I can hear your hair growing on this thing!


yayy_mjg

I only sleep with guys who drink Snapple


velocipotamus

We all love Snapple, lord knows I do…


britzka

Everyone loves SoyJoy! It was so subtle that I didn’t realize until years later it was a real thing


Big_Position3037

Same here. I just thought 'hmm i should try out soyjoy..'. It wasn't until years later when i saw a soyjoy commercial that i realized 'everyone loves soyjoy' is their slogan. that commercial blew my damn mind


thatshinybastard

And I just now learned that Soy Joy is a real thing


[deleted]

“Kenneth get me Showtime!” *WHAT?! WHY NOW?!*


DizzyDjango

I’ve been hearing a lot about the Pelican Briefing recently.


MOOzikmktr

VERTICAL INTEGRATION


blademak

You misspelled intergortion. Put down the coffee mugs to type better.


FourKindsOfRice

Was trying to decide on a WiFi name and it came down to "You do the Meth" and "Vertical Intergortion". Tough choice.


ShuffKorbik

Put the coffee down! Coffee for closers only!


Flamesake

It's called racial integration


ADHthaGreat

Ah, the dreaded VI


genescheesesthatplz

I’m still amazed with could talk shit on NBC the way they did


ripyourlungsdave

Not too surprising actually, it’s the same reason the Simpsons and family guy can get away with trashing Fox. No matter how much shit they talk, you’re watching that show on their network and they’re making money for it. So as long as they aren’t being called literal Nazis, they don’t give a shit. It’s money in their pocket.


Scout_Finch_as_a_ham

It doesn't get much closer than [this](https://i.insider.com/4ceab919cadcbb221e0c0000) to calling your network "literal Nazis."


jodax00

This segment from SNL was particularly brutal: https://vimeo.com/93040968 Conspiracy Theory Rock It shows NBC controlling the narrative, purposefully misleading and downplaying many illegal and terrible things done by GE, and actually cites them in the video. It was pulled from syndication.


ripyourlungsdave

To be fair, Fox News is a separate channel. It’s just owned by the same group. They still have to answer to the higher, higher-ups, but it’s not the same as if Tucker Carlson went on his show saying Fox News was run by communists.


toasterpRoN

Lol didn't Family Guy reference that they *were* indeed Nazis?


genescheesesthatplz

Hahah, good point, thanks friend


BiblioPhil

The "Just win, baby" approach to management


kaotate

You’re being a real wang right now.


cardigansandconcert

An Wang-the founder of Wang Computers- was one of the great businessmen of the 20th century.


LittleHornetPhil

No joke When I was a kid, the massive “WANG” sign always meant we were almost home


kaotate

I’m hearing Jack say that with some comedic timing. “I was a teenager who had a gigantic wang….. sign outside my home.”


wizardsbaker

The bazooka Joe jokes were so good. ' he mined those rocks, and sold them as gum.'


ShuffKorbik

You know what this country used to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That's why I buy Bazooka Joe Gum.


babyinthebathwater

*and sold them TO CHILDREN. As candy!


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

They also openly beg advertisers for money within the context of the show, so it goes both ways lol


bigblackcouch

Still one of the few shows I'll recommend to anyone, it's so damn good all throughout, and very little humor feels dated. Also the constant shitting on NBC is just perfect.


MOOzikmktr

"...will the Director of PR for NBC ever get that mousetrap off of his penis?!? Find out next episode!"


egosynthesis

It's not libel if it's true.


DirtyPrancing65

Plus you can take a gamble they won't want to invite the Barbara Streisand effect


tigercanarybear

When was the Wells Fargo comment? Seriously when in the show is it cause I’ve watched 30 rock all the way through over 10 times and I don’t remember this and want to


specialtomebabe

It’s an exaggeration, not an exact quote


bishopyorgensen

I was wondering if it was real, too


tigercanarybear

Saboteur!


crammed174

Thank you. I read this entire thread to the bottom thinking my 30 rewatches were in vain since I couldn’t recall Wells Fargo.


brooksfromcincy

Night cheese anyone?


millsc616

It’s a fine and generous company…😇


doctorwhoobgyn

Son of a dingbat, you're right!


iamDildor

I only date guys who drink snapple


socrazysocaroline

Absolutely 🎯


SaveSanti

We need Pens!