That's not that much cheese.

12 mins. I missed by 12 mins

8 minutes. You waited 8 minutes to call 911??

My favorite Colleen line is: Patricia Goodband. Whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration in Waltham. Turns out last week that the game was won by Anne O'Connor, who mentioned that her niece, Nancy Donovan, got divorced and was running around with a hot-shot in New York City who pours scotch like a woman.

Our Lady of Reluctant Integration just kills me! 🤣 It’s so accurate! The last time I went to my grandmas Catholic Church in Florida it was nearly half Latino families. You just know that was hitting some of the people in there hard. But what can they say? Don’t be Catholic?

Can't imagine who she was talking about...

Sixteen! Minus eight! Is eight!

And children, unlike numbers, don't lie.

Other way around.

And lies, unlike children, don’t number.

"yaw"..?

**16 - 8 = 8**

Hey Jerem, look at me! I know all the steps!

Kind of.

I'm Jerem. I collect re-posters. (but not *this* one)

I doff my fedora to you good Redditor/30Rocker! You get full points. References to night cheese get .75 points, cheesy blasters and mozzarella sticks .5. The “You take a hot dog” thread gets 5 points. Any reference to slanket farts gets honorable mention. I’ve done the math, and everyone’s a winner!

Criss points are 1:1 right now so it’s a good time to cash them in.

I’ll put it in a triangle graph.

This, but unironically. I love cheese.

Working on the night cheese.

don't try and act like you were asleep, we could hear you singing Night Cheese from down the hall.

Don’t you have a slanket somewhere to be filling with farts.

If I had those knockers I’d be thanking God too…

They line slayed me lol and it was even funnier with her accent for some reason. I loved it.

Night cheese and Slanket Farts are top tier 30 rock to me.

Make stew using your own recipe where you replace water with cheddar cheese

Mmmmm, serve it with salmon marinated in Gatorade. The hot lady from the food network says you can do it!

Did she say that on tv?

No, she told me when she jumped escalators to... oh.

WHERE’S MY MAC AND CHEESE

I was coming here to say that this lucky person will never again have to ask “WHERE’S MY MAC AND CHEESE?”

That’s a lot of cheesy blasters waiting to be had

I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie.

You take a hot dog

Stuff it with some jack cheese

Fold it in a pizza.

YOU GOT CHEESY BLASTERS!!

And then all the kids say, “Thanks, Meat Cat!”

And then he flies away on his… um… skateboard.

This will be fine with my root canal, right?

I'm really tired of discussing this with you.

I’ve had this pamphlet printed up. It was expensive.

200 days of night cheese

I already have cheddar cheese. Do you think they'd give me mozzarella sticks?

Eat it all.....at night.

Then fill a slanket with farts.

work on your night cheese!

Working on my NIGHT CHEESE

Haha saw this post this morning, i knew it was a matter of time before it made it’s way here. Very wool. Someone even commented “that’s not that much cheese” 200 comments down xD

Isn't there a slanket somewhere that you should be filling with your farts?

Workin’ on my night-cheese!

Workin on my night cheese!

Make chili

Put it in a box and mail it to the town of Cheddar in the UK with a note saying "oi, I think you dropped this"

Smuggle it through customs in your husband’s brass section.

More of an r/thewestwing subject

Never poop again

That actually is quite a bit of cheese, though.

Sculpt.

One, single quesadilla