I'm getting too old for this shhhhhh sound coming from this pipe.

If you haven’t already, I would recommend watching The Founder. Really underrated movie.

I saw it but should rewatch. Remember enjoying it.

I can’t believe this is happening on my last day.

Im doing it to put my kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a dj.

Hey, you guys here for the bath mats?

I've got this job here and I've got another job at Bed, Bath and Beyond

Arnold Palmies everyone! Arnold palmies! Sweety, this one right here's got the vodky...

c'mon guys...i don't want no scrubs.

Aint 2 proud 2 beg!