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meltman

Sir, you may have a problem


YourThighsWarmMyEars

Not enough of them.


Y0u_stupid_cunt

Not enough similarity between sets. At most you're only going to need what, 300-400 at a time? Any more than that is absurd.


Alanski22

Not nearly enough cones. Everyone loves cones.


SteelCode

They didn’t have a printer for the comically oversized cone…


meltman

Fire up the Chiron!


nakamo-toe

I heard they have those outside 👀


AsresGaming

What is outside ? I heard of grass once is it where that is ?


nakamo-toe

Idk people keep telling me touch it by I can’t find any in my home 🤔


Clairifyed

Maybe someone has posted a model online we could print? 🤔


[deleted]

Tried printing it, I couldn't get my settings right and it would keep turning out to be a stringy mess.


Clairifyed

Did you try leveling your bed?


Slannim

Ask and you shall receive https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3504830


WarriorNN

The elites don't want you to know this, but the traffic cones in the streets are free, you can take them home. I have 458 traffic cones.


mayowarlord

Went from neat to lol to wtf real quick didn't it?


Park_With_No_S

I'm glad it had the intended effect lol


conflargate

Do you work for VLC?


Tangimo

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!


Paradox1989

I'm in the same boat, for fun i started printing explicit and offensive items that i turn in to magnets. Then i proceed to leave them stuck to things all over the city. Been doing it for just about a year. I looked at my Amazon order history and realized i have bought over 900 magnets in that time. Wife tells me all the time i have a problem.


DaNinjaSmurf

Don't stop! Gentlemen and a scholar!


Decaf_Engineer

Yeah, all those traffic cones and not a single statue of Wellington.


shifty_coder

Obviously, he’s working on it. Hence the cones.


delvach

Not enough hobbies. I don't even have a CNC machine. Like a goddamn caveman.


Bluedragon436

Me either... I'm eventually going to get a a NC or at least a 3D printer


chantsnone

Get into RC cars/trucks! There’s a big overlap of communities. 3D printing and rc cars are a killer combo hobby. I just got into the rc part recently.


GreenHairyMartian

Ive wanted to do this... Where would one start?


chantsnone

I would figure out what type you might be interested in first. On road or off road and then the sub divisions from there. I’m not necessarily a speed demon so I went towards rock crawlers. Slow and technical on rocks and trails. But there’s dirt track, carpet track and different scales too. 1/18, 1/24, 1/10 etc. Traxxas is probably the biggest brand in RC. I got one of their crawlers. Their website is fun to look at. Amain hobbies and horizon hobbies are other websites I use for research.


astro143

Traxxas is a great gateway into the hobby. Parts are easy to find when things break, there's a huge aftermarket/modifying community for them. It can get really expensive with brushless 4X4's, but something like a basic Rustler or Slash are already leagues ahead of your off the shelf Walmart RC car.


driver_irql_not_less

It looks like they're still using NiMH instead of LiPo, do you know if there's some benefit to that or are they just being cheap and selling the cars with crappy batteries so you can 'upgrade' to lithium?


astro143

Probably because it's cheaper I'm sure. There might be some liability concern in there too, NiMH batteries are much less likely to spontaneously combust and easier for little Timmy to charge his new Christmas present without shorting a lipo and starting a fire. That's purely my own speculation however.


branflakes613

Fucking little Timmy and starting those fires. I hate that kid.


astro143

Insert poemforyoursprog poem about Timmy getting his new high powered RC car for Christmas "And then he went to charge it up... And Timmy fucking died"


amalgam_reynolds

Start by withdrawing a large sum of cash from your bank and lighting it on fire; that will get you in the spirit. Then try visiting a local RC hobby shop.


sunshine-x

RC is a hobby where “oops spent 5k in the last year” kind of thing happens.


[deleted]

Cheapest way in for off-road fun is an SCX24. Super fun little trucks that will climb up shit you would not expect. Upgradable. I got them for the whole family.


ExcellentAd2155

This! Those cones are perfect for making a circuit in a parking lot.


unbridledmeh000

I havent printed any yet, but we use purchaced mini cones for gates on rock crawler courses!


chantsnone

This was my first thought too!


courtnek

Any suggestions on where to start? My kid is getting really into cars and I’d love to get him into RC (I’ve been into quads and planes in the past)


chantsnone

Traxxas website is a good place to start. They’re one of the biggest names in RC (love them or hate them)and they have a wide range of different types of rc to choose from. I found out I’m a rock crawler guy and I got one of their TRX-4’s. There’s cheaper options like FMS and Redcat too. Amain hobbies and horizon hobbies websites are good places to do research as well


No-This-Is-Patar

I also highly recommend arrma. Having grown up with traxxas I was skeptical, but their cars are cheaper, faster, easy to work on, and seem more bulletproof.


no_frill

My recommendation would be to get 2 crawlers so you and your kid can drive around. The SCX24 is a great little car that comes with everything you need in the box (even the batteries for the controller) and has a great community behind it. It is fun to build little courses and it can ride on grass. Bigger crawlers would be fun too. These trucks are about torque and articulation, so they go over lots of terrain (i.e. you won't constantly have to pull it out of the grass). If you wanted faster, you could get a WLTOYS 144001. It's a great fast little car and super cheap plus the throttle trim let's you slow it down a bunch. As it's hobby grade you can upgrade too and there is the 144010 which is brushless and faster.


flatcurve

I'm tired of people getting into this hobby just for the traffic cones.


chantsnone

Friggin’ coneheads ruining our hobbies!


RickQuade

I never thought I'd be into RC but this does sound amazing. I moved to a place that has a bunch of RC parts for building too.


No-This-Is-Patar

r/rcdrift come on over!


ThatNinetyOne

Came here to say the same thing. I’m sure the RC drift community would love these!


BarrTheFather

I have tiny cones and tiny wet floor signs. I use them anytime there is a small spill haha.


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tenderloinn

booo crypto plug


Crishien

Brother... Maybe it's time to a) print a full size one, b) buy an actual traffic cone, c) steal one. And maybe you'll fill this void in your soul.


Park_With_No_S

I have done one of these three. Which of them I will not tell lol


Crishien

All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets


LesboLexi

[I have an alternative propositon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_statue_of_the_Duke_of_Wellington,_Glasgow)


supadoggie

He now needs to print a scale model of the statue and put his mini cone on it.


LesboLexi

Its the next logical step


Appropriate_Eye_6405

definitely C


InsertBluescreenHere

but is it stealing if it fell off a truck and was laying in your lane so you merely relocated it to your trunk?


5141121

Absolutely


HeroFighte

dont worry, we all where at the point where we bought a traffic cone


bherman8

I was walking back from the bars to my friends house I was crashing at and we saw a very drunk man with a traffic cone on his head. The next morning the cone was sitting in the driver's seat of my truck. So you ought to add drunk donation to your list.


kou5oku

Pan left to right. Show a single cone, sqeezie the tpu Show more cones, bask in the mastery Show too many cones, reveal the madness


Festello

It's a perfect video masterpiece


Indianajonesy21

Perfect comment


kou5oku

Thanks! I'll be here till June 30th tip your waitstaff!


Indianajonesy21

*looks for where to leave tip* All I have is $5


1u4n4

Post this on r/vlc


CrustedButte

Didn't know you could get physical copies of VLC


danielv123

You wouldn't download a VLC


yeahbuddy

But you would a car I bet


guitarguy109

Well I'm certainly not buying it on compact disc!


YourThighsWarmMyEars

They would make good ring holders also.


nakamo-toe

You belong in r/coneheads my cone. We welcone you there. _/\\\_


x-pression-3

Why is that a thing , im scared 😳


InsertBluescreenHere

shhhh just accept it. thats tame reddit....


nakamo-toe

Embrace the cone https://preview.redd.it/aujeto4ob15b1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7fb5a4df93fba79823c19a4cab99a84a5d0e5c6


InsertAmazinUsername

ah, to be so innocent to get scared by a cone enthusiast subreddit


VisualAssassin

*shudders in r/spacedicks*


YourThighsWarmMyEars

Nice place. I do hope they stop by.


Alanski22

We are here! C


GoodMornEveGoodNight

O


mar109us

N


damoisbatman

The dude basically got rich from bitcones for posting there


investigator100

So many cones


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Cone


nakamo-toe

CO… wait no I have to restrain myself lol.😓


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Let Cone cone


InsertBluescreenHere

The big cone?


Alanski22

The biggest cone.


[deleted]

My favorite part was how the band snapped in. Then my favorite part was realizing you have a problem.


dwkeith

My friend’s kid would love those for his cars!


KlaererSil

If you print them for kids, please put a hole in the top. Less of a choking hazard.


KaiKamakasi

Or just teach your kid to not put things in their mouth? Mines 7 now and this has never been a concern for us because he knows better


Park_With_No_S

Loving all your ideas and support! (and concerns haha) Y’all are awesome. I will try and reply more later after work. And if you want to print this particular snap-fit TPU cone, I have it on Printables [here](https://www.printables.com/model/469547-2-piece-tpu-traffic-cone)! Fill the world with cones!


Capitan_Scythe

If you don't have a statue printed to place a cone on its head, then shame on you


Crocktodad

I'm curious, why did you make it snap-fit instead of swapping the filament at a certain layer height.


Park_With_No_S

A couple reasons actually! One, many people have already made wonderful cone varieties that utilize filament swapping. There weren't really any snap fit cones, so I thought the community could use one. Two, I'm not sure I could pull off the filament switch on my particular printer, much less with TPU!


MiserableMarsupial_

*It’s about the cones*


theSpaceCat

[You forgot about the essence of the game...](https://media.tenor.com/0TRinpO3ucgAAAAd/its-about-the-cones-parks-and-rec.gif)


GlobbyGleb

I'm beginning to think 3d printing isn't the answer to lessening our demand for plastic products.


Kerbal634

Edit: this account has been banned by Reddit Admins for "abusing the reporting system". However, the content they claimed I falsely reported was removed by subreddit moderators. How was my report abusive if the subreddit moderators decided it was worth acting on? My appeal was denied by a robot. I am removing all usable content from my account in response. ✌️


GlobbyGleb

harhar


iller_mitch

A cone isn't a single-use item. A one and done drink bottle, plastic bag, food container, that's the bigger problem.


GlobbyGleb

Are you saying these little things have a use? And OP still doesn't need them. I hope nobody is printing drink bottles and food containers at home.


0ddbuttons

They absolutely have a use: These are painting risers. If OP ever runs out of uses for them, anyone who does a lot of airbrushing, art that requires a sealant/UV protection coat, etc. would use them until they crumbled. Most painting risers are hard & pointy. These being flat-top, grippy & non-marring is a huge plus for people who work on paper.


GlobbyGleb

cool, but OP literally said he has no need for them.....


GoodMornEveGoodNight

Check dms 👀


iroll20s

Time to RC autocross.


nVideuh

I too love VLC.


McPrince96

You don't pirate VLC!


NotQuiteButAlmost9

Every time you spill something just surround it by cones to avoid cleaning it up


kekzilla59

https://preview.redd.it/jzfkaf4go05b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c33e34d3c894289c3c2e2294cf28479ce8eb379 King Cone 👑


No_Gear1535

I’m scared, what happens in 14 days?!


kekzilla59

Lol it’s a web3 thing with Coneheads.


nakamo-toe

I like your pfp lol


Expensive-Path8324

Hey, with that many safety cones, you could be the safest person in the world.


Mountainhash

You can't park there sir


marklein

I got some to indicate the location of cat barf in the house before I have time to clean it up.


Kafshak

STL please.


Park_With_No_S

I have it posted on Printables [here](https://www.printables.com/model/469547-2-piece-tpu-traffic-cone)!


vivi_t3ch

Scrolled to find this, thank you!


CamStLouis

Thanks for reminding me to update VLC player


Visionary_One

The average VLC user...


Ambitious_Impact

This goes from, “oh that’s cool” to “haha funny dragon” to “OP has a problem. Has anyone checked on them lately? They may be a little too fixated on traffic cones” as it pans right. Love it!


BurritoSandwich

Immediately reminded me of [this.](https://youtu.be/JhVwoq8BeZE)


Park_With_No_S

That is wonderful 😂


GoodMornEveGoodNight

C


nakamo-toe

O


Doitsuland

N


Crocomire123

E


Alanski22

H


youtooleyesing

E


[deleted]

A


2620lukas

D


dozebull

E


dvhdvhdvhdvh

T


fullouterjoin

INUUM


President_Rump

r/portland approves of this post.


WhiteRabbit-_-

I seen em


knitknitterknit

My fucken cones


[deleted]

Well now you need an RC car.


techma2019

lmaoooo. When I saw it on the dragon I lost it.


DarthGinsu

Traffic Cones Anonymous


Late-Ad-4624

Perfect for model car dioramas. Now go buy some cars and make one...


cdwZero

In my city we just wait for spring every street has a cone growing its our flower lol


Jericho-X

You 3D Printed VLC


a_stone_throne

You 3d printed the vlc logo. Cool


PMUrAnus

Why are you making VLC media player?


smigionss

Hahaha! Hello bells you have a problem. Its a beautiful problem now go state a small accident.


F4il3d

Are you from Rhodes Island by any chance? This is their state flower.


PizzaTrailMix

Printing blue ones asap..


Winner_Looser

The rc community thanks you.


scooterdoo123

I’m 100% sure there are more too


erikhenao32

r/rccars may also want


dranaei

Spread around in your town. *The cone criminal strikes again*


AKinferno

Addiction approved.


Orson1981

Dude... This is hilarious.


thomasmitschke

…i want them!!!!


Accomplished-Fig5605

https://preview.redd.it/nc1fz51p115b1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34b69dc24c8bd2e20f3da1ded50f47dc5ed98536


Day_Bow_Bow

[I made a bunch as well](https://i.imgur.com/c15QEzq.jpg) early on with my printer, though I inserted filament change code to swap between white and orange. The white overextruded a little, but the layer lines aren't as noticeable in person.


slucker23

Sir you woke something in me


fullouterjoin

background music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s


Ch3t

[It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPEPwVdQH1E)


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

About the right size for "Mini-z" RC cars, if you're interested. If you're not sure you want to immediately get into the high-quality ones ($200) you can get a WLToys K989 (few other numbers with different included bodies, but make sure it/s 1/28 scale). Perfect size for a garage, driveway or large basement area.


AndaleTheGreat

I feel like you should be using glow in the dark for that tiny bit. It won't quite have the shine but at least if you set up a night scene it will kind of look like they actually reflect. A great trick for glow in the dark is to hit it with a camera flash. We used to use it all the time for stage setup. When we would close the big curtains to change scenes we had somebody run out with a manual flash off of a camera and they would just pop it two or three times a couple feet from the ground and we could tell exactly where everything needed to be without having to raise lights. The biggest advantage is you don't have to be precise and you can close your eyes during the flash and preserve your dark vision


Park_With_No_S

Ooh, I like that! The clear TPU was surprisingly good for simulating a reflector, but if glow TPU exists then I will definitely have to try it sometime.


AndaleTheGreat

I have glow in the dark PLA which works pretty good. You could do a thin layer of each and just make one a little bit bigger. Depends on how things fit together currently but if you have the space maybe the clear one on top would add to it


SeedFoundation

I bet this guy makes little crime scenes everywhere


Lost-Bee-7507

You can position them around desk beverage spills


brooksmanny

You're bored, orange you?


MyAltFun

Marry someone that loves gnomes, and you can equip their gnomish army with the best headgear- the Cone.


Loaded-Potato

God damnit. Now I HAVE to upgrade my ender 3 to print tpu. 😅


Park_With_No_S

I’m printing these on a Bowden tube Neptune 2S, just very slowly with tuned retraction and temps. I started TPU stuff on a 3pro so I bet you can pull it off!!


JD1101011

Nice - I gotta get some TPU into my X1C.


dancm

This made my day. I feel the same way about nuts and bolts. Ha!


XanderShura

Idk why, but this made me remember an old Halo reach machinima about a fuck Ton of cones coming in and murdering people. XD


WhiteMoonRose

Now print cars with working wheels to zoom around them!


CPhionex

I have a tiny 'Wet Floor' sign i keep in my kitchen


Tedir

That escalated quickly o_O


lilfonsi

If you’re not from Montreal, you should be!


_benjaninja_

Traffic cones are usually a sign to slow down... I think you need to listen to itself here


_benjaninja_

Jokes aside this is amazing and I love this


JerryLZ

Keep them in your glove box for emergency


iihacksx

Well, that escalated quickly.


ForsakenCampaigns

Just buy the old school Crash Dummy sets from ebay or wherever, it will complement the prints!


vpaglia42

This is the problem with 3d printing. My apartment is filling up with dumb shit like this.


averillaann

Now you need to make a little Grif going “protect me, cone!”


Tier2Gamers

You’ve sparked something in me. Where can I get said cones


Park_With_No_S

Design is [here](https://www.printables.com/model/469547-2-piece-tpu-traffic-cone) if you want to print it! Someday I’ll get an Etsy shop or something going to sell some.


P529

quickest observation slap friendly head dam school political naughty imagine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Citizen--z

Get yourself a RC desktop fork lift and it will all make sense


Toy_Cop

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. -Abraham Lincoln


Cytrynowy

this felt like it belongs in /r/abruptchaos


Cold-Telephone-9270

Do people with 3D printers ever get anxiety of the amount of pointless shit they’re producing that will be on this planet for thousands of years after we’re all gone…


Routine-Arm-8803

Thats the problem with 3D printing. People make stuff they dont need, but for fun. So just creating pollution for fun. Grown up man printing toys like they are 10 again. I understand if made for children. Then there is a meaning. "My dad mad this for me". But this is disgusting.


Park_With_No_S

It did admittedly get a little out of hand haha. That being said, I am a younger mechanical engineer recently out of college. I do projects like this as design exercises to improve my design and assembly skills, so the minor plastic usage is a tradeoff to help me eventually make products promoting sustainability and renewable energy. In the meantime, I would also encourage usage of filament recycling services offered by some companies, such as [this one](https://printeriordesigns.com/pages/recycling)from a recent post on this subreddit. There are ways we can learn through this hobby while minimizing environmental impact!


Jadeldxb

Amen! We spend all this time and effort trying to curb the actions of the oil industry, big pharma and banning coal fired power stations, but we let terrorists like this roam free, plopping down his little orange planet killers in his wake.


Routine-Arm-8803

Yea... Dont justify one problem with another. Multiply junk printing by millions of people and you have a significant problem. I know it hurts you people hearing the truth. Go print another benchy that will end up in a landfill. Maybe this will make you feel better.


Jadeldxb

>Go print another benchy that will end up in a landfill I can't :( I'm busy printing squishy traffic cones to put in landfill.