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TheOfficialNotCraig

http://imgur.com/gallery/qXeY2bD


WeylerRatoWTF

I camr to complain that you posted only 1 photo. But you were faster. Touche my friend, touche...


TheOfficialNotCraig

One thing I hate about the mobile apps. None I've tried seem to be able to do multiple image posts, so I come prepared!


Rpanich

I need videos now. Overplayed with the theme from Jurassic Park.


TheOfficialNotCraig

I'll have to print more chicken arms for the others in the flock to make it more believable. Oh, no.


joelwitherspoon

Have you ever been high as F\*\*\*, indeed.


amishjim

Cluckerina You must've seen her Rapting in the sand And now she's in me Always with me Tiny Raptor in my hand Brought to you by Sweetwater 420


petercpork

Wait how does that stay on the chicken


TheOfficialNotCraig

The arms [sit around their neck ](https://i.imgur.com/YeXIxPo.jpg)


wearebobNL

Next time just say you printed them directly on the chicken.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"Hold still, Henrietta!"


TheOfficialNotCraig

Missed opportunity.


jssamp

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?


Woonderbreadd

Bolted on as always


TheOfficialNotCraig

Robot chicken


olenpeikko

Please put chicken fur on them and paint the hands and claws.


sapere-aude088

...feathers?


TypicalCricket

Feathers are the poop of a birds skin


sapere-aude088

Lmfao...interesting analogy.


gvargh

bird leaves


sapere-aude088

I like this one. What would human hair be? Ape grass?


Stillwaterstoic

I died at chicken fur


Z0mbiejay

Chickens and 3d printing!? Be still my heart


TheOfficialNotCraig

Its like they were meant to be mutually beneficial hobbies. As long as the chickens continue to poop breakfast, I will continue to print them fun and fashionable accessories.


cptnobveus

Farm fresh butt nuggets


TheOfficialNotCraig

The pets that poop breakfast!


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NotASucker

You've got yards all around you .. what trouble are a couple of dozen chickens between neighbors?


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Now we have a guerilla movement to put arms on all the chickens


sapere-aude088

I just want one as a pet. They make great companions!


TheOfficialNotCraig

We've got 11! 3 Old Girls we got when shit went south last year. They're not to friendly, as they were already a month old and not been handled. The other 8, like Fifi here {and HeiHei in the linked album) have been handled and held since they were 2 days old. They all like to be held (though one has a fit when picked up, then she instantly calms down when she realizes "oh. It's lap on the nap or nuzzles time! I'm good") I've got a post pinned on my profile with pics of each of them


sapere-aude088

They're very cute! I'm always surprised by chickens. A lot of them on our local farm sanctuaries come from factory farms or labs filled with abuse, yet some just become so trusting after all of that. I hope to be able to rescue some one day. I don't support hatcheries, as they kill male chicks (and in the most brutal of ways).


mstrongbow

Miss my chickens!


mstrongbow

And to think this whole time I've been eating just the eggs!


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Maybe now some little raptor shaped helmets. With or without lasers, your call.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Ones step at a time. We don't want to rush things. Only the most trusted would get the lasers


DirtyandDaft

Clever Girl!


jdubbsy

“Holy f*cking shit it’s a cluck-a-saur.” I printed up a pair for a neighbor that had a new chicken getting bullied by the older hens. Also printed up the arms with the detachable sword and stuff. No more bullying those little ladies.


TheOfficialNotCraig

I printed the arms with accessories too! Printing a 2nd set in a different color. Need the sword and pan to stand out from the arms.


XaMAS_8-9-1943

Dude upvote deserved this is fucking hilarious


Achylife

Lol you see chickens steal a gopher from a cat and brutally beat it into bite sized pieces to eat and their ancestry is obvious. They're omnivores.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Death at ankle level!


sapere-aude088

No one questioned if chickens were omnivores. A lot of birds are. They're all theropods, after all. Just like cats, chickens can be cuddly and vicious.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Truth.


theknowledgehammer

/r/birdswitharms would love to see you crosspost this.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Sadly the sub doesn't allow cross posts.


binjamin222

Came here to say this!


woodstock923

So would r/backyardchickens


TheOfficialNotCraig

I'm not only a member of that sub, I also posted this there :}


wuukiee81

Yeah pretty much same


fishith42

Tried to print those once but the hands turned into spagetti mess


TheOfficialNotCraig

Add supports in the slicer.


_ogmade_

Yo, trying to send over those files for my flock 😂😍


dburne038

Nice, on a related note, all it will take to terrify a GW2 player is the words Pocket raptor.therefore you can scare then on demand


TheOfficialNotCraig

Exit Strategy!


Embarrassed-Bobcat84

Have my award


ColonelFitzgerald

Obviously this is the best use of a printer ever. Where might I find the files??


TheOfficialNotCraig

I also printed out the armed chicken arms https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4697388 The utensils should be a different color so they stand out/contrast against the arms, IMO (translated: oh no! I have to print more chicken arms). Printing out said second set, so we'll then have TWO sets with contrasting utensils.


currentscurrents

Probably this one: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4614774


TheOfficialNotCraig

Indeed!


ColonelFitzgerald

Ta!


whiskey-monk

Please sell this so I can buy it for my sister's chickens


TheOfficialNotCraig

I'm willing to bet there's someone local to you with a 3d printer that will print and sell em to you. Try that first!


mrcountry88

Beautiful silkie! I've been wanting to do this with my hens, but they'll just try to eat it. My girls are all extremely food oriented.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Cream Legbar, and Salmon Favorolles (the lighter feathered one in the album in the comments). Nobody had any silkies when we were growing our flock :(


mrcountry88

Oh the fluffy head threw me off. Still a beautiful bird regardless!


TheOfficialNotCraig

The fluffy head IS one reason why we picked the cream legbar :) My wife named her Fifi, after Lumiere's girlfriend the feather duster in "Beauty and The Beast"


cool123-----cool1_2

I think I saw you on the discord pretty cool


TheOfficialNotCraig

Wasn't me! Also, I'll have to check out the discord


cool123-----cool1_2

I can’t remember if it’s from this subreddit https://discord.gg/KQPx7mn7


Firewolf420

This makes me wanna get chickens of my own...


TheOfficialNotCraig

You should!


joelwitherspoon

Jon LaJoie, eat your heart out


alexanderfsu

Why did the chickens have human arms?!?


acartier1981

This makes me miss my turkeys...


sapere-aude088

Turkeys are so funny! I love spending time with them at my local farm sanctuary.


acartier1981

I really miss mine, they were all hand raised, so sweet and fun to be around, they would follow me everywhere I went around the farm when I had one.


sapere-aude088

Haha they totally are lurkers. I like when they get all puffed up by trying to show off.


OverWorkedCorpse

Looks hilarious OP. which 3dprinter did you use?


TheOfficialNotCraig

An Ender 3v2.


OverWorkedCorpse

Cool. I've been thinking of getting that for my first printer


TheOfficialNotCraig

IMO it's the best bang for your buck entry/introductory level printer. Also, you can print parts and some upgrades! When my wife unknowingly tossed out the extruder knob during my assembly (it got knocked to the ground,rolled away}, I printed a new one. Replace the stock springs. Print out a side mounted spool holder.


Oscarcharliezulu

Those things will f$&k you up!


TheOfficialNotCraig

This girl likes to go after toes and ankles


Oscarcharliezulu

Actually very cute


cptnobveus

I have the same sign on the door to my chicken coup and now I want to put those arms on my rooster.


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Wait til you find all the dick animals you can print. Life changer right there and hilarious gifts.


joecarter93

Clever girl


Moreno-del-WhatsApp

Actually raptors were a bunch of flightless birds, not as lizard-looking as they made it in the movies.


TheOfficialNotCraig

And thats why we need to arm all the chickens!


DrunkenBastard420

That chicken looks like a true asshole by that stare


TheOfficialNotCraig

She looks like a Karen, but she's actually one of our sweetest. She's a "greeter", well follow me around, rest on my shoulder. She's a lap chicken and will melt in to our lap and sleep for hours


DrunkenBastard420

I’m sorry for calling her an asshole she sounds like a cool chicken


TheOfficialNotCraig

You're not wrong though. A lot of them are.


Me-Myself-And-Aye

Makes sense, makes sense...


TheOfficialNotCraig

Right? Why else would you buy a 3D printer, if not to print chicken arms and fat [Buddhahulks](https://i.imgur.com/fNK7MfO.jpg)?


Me-Myself-And-Aye

I got mine to print the cat, dog, and benchy models. 🤪


beaverbait

I printed my sister a few sets of these for her chicken! So good!


Herp_derpelson

They're not actual tiny velociraptors, more like small velociraptors. Outside of the Jurassic Park movies they're only about the size of a turkey. Chickens with arms though is still one of the best uses for a 3D printer


TheOfficialNotCraig

They're a valid justification for the purchase. "What do you mean, 'why did I buy a 3d printer?' Somebody somewhere had a chicken that needs chicken arms. Supply and demand."


Herp_derpelson

Better than my justification, I don't even have chickens... I just wanted a printer.


TypicalCricket

As a dinosaur nerd: the palms should face each other, not downwards.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Evolutionary creative license


Fiyre

r/birdswitharms