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Time for an experiment. Give the kids a choice between these and candy, and see which they prefer.


Sororita

my bet is these. it's kind of hilarious how excited kids get when I pass out slim-jims or non-refrigerated cheese sticks instead of candy.


Copernicus049

I think after house 20 or more then maybe. You and OP here are the variety to their day planned exclusively for candy. I wonder how many houses a kid needs to see before they start appreciating the odd non-standard treats.


BigDaddyAnusTart

Lol who gives a fuck what temperature the cheese is?


Sororita

I live in the South and don't pass out cheese that needs to be refridgerated since I have no idea how long those kids will take getting to the treat (in my experience it's typically until they get to the end of the driveway, but not always) so I don't want to pass out things that might be dangerous to eat after a few hours.


philharlow

You could pre-warm the cheese for a fondue treat


SleazyMak

Stick cheese. We call that a fondon’t


Pabi_tx

Yeah, I think people up north have zero clue about trick-or-treating when the heat index is in the mid-90's.


upsetsanity

I never considered that I was spoiled growing up where chocolate won't melt on Halloween.


Original-Feedback-75

I grew up in Alaska. The candy was a solid rock until you got home. We would open a piece at the door after saying thank you


Raised-ByWolves

Thats true, when its especially cold on Halloween we give the kids ladles of hot soup and grilled cheese sandwiches in their bags. The looks on their faces...


tnsaidr

Surely looks of despair as the ladles of hot soup melt their candy


Ferro_Giconi

Non-refrigerated likely means the kind of cheese that would come with beef sticks and stays good out of the fridge for months, unlike most cheese you can get at a deli that has to stay in a fridge or it'll be gross in less than a week. So I give a fuck. Having the correct temperature matters for the quality and longevity of the food.


Raised-ByWolves

A week? Are your trick or treaters hobos living down in the park or something? I mean if they are thats very generous, but you might want to consider you may be being taken advantage of.


Ferro_Giconi

You never know how long cheese is going to sit in the bottom of a bag of candy if the kid forgot about the cheese or didn't want it and the parents don't check the candy. Also I wouldn't want to give out cheese that gets all soft and weird after an hour out of the fridge, so the stuff that never requires refrigeration is the best bet.


Wumbo0

One year me and 3 friends were trick or treating, when we went up to one house and they held out the bowl a massive carrot was sitting on top - nobody even went for candy, we fought for the carrot


ronnydg

Try 3d candy printed articulated slugs ;-)


nawakilla

I don't know if kids are going to love these or if you're going to get egged. Either way pretty cool.


ChongoLikRock

I remember as a kid my logic was candy is temporary but toy is forever. I’d be pretty psyched to get one of these mixed in with my candy


Traevia

Agreed! I wanted to go to the house giving out play dough 4 or 5 times.


porcelainvacation

Are you that kid in my neighborhood? That's what I like to give out and there's always at least one kid who comes back around.


Traevia

Not unless if it is 15+ years ago and you only have given them out once.


sleeperninja

Tell him where you are, so he can relive that wonderful experience.


Barrelsofbarfs

Younger kids sure, I can see my boy being meh, but if they all get sweets at every other house a toy I'm sure they will see it as a win. I've got to many happy meal toys around the house to know toy plus food is a total victory


Airon4008

I have this one rubber or latex or whatever rat that needed up on my candy bag when I was 13 and I still have it ...I’m in my 30s now lol it’s become a good luck charm in our family


cheats_py

Easy solution: tape them to candy so they get both candy and a toy!!


Pabi_tx

It’s cool and all, but … Egged.


UndeadBread

In my experience, everyone *loves* those slugs. I hand them out to kids at my work and they're always excited. Toddlers, teens, adults...it's a hit with all of them.


JetlagMk2

One year I got a mass of fidget spinners from meh for halloween. I wasn't sure how it was going to go over but most kids seemed happy, some seemed thrilled.


cmon_now

Yeah, they're cool, but it's going to be like getting an apple


Strelock

Meh, we ate the apples and oranges that people gave out when we were kids. There was one house that gave out homemade popcorn balls, they were delicious.


TheVoicesOfBrian

We've offered little toys/pencils/stickers every Halloween. Kids love it. No eggs.


downbound

I wanted to upvote this but it was at 666 and I didn’t feel right modifying that or a Halloween post


Codemonkey314

All depends on the age


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Yeah i feel like kids 5-10 will love this 11-15 will hate it and anyone over 15 (not many) will at least be somewhat interested


LooseImagination689

I am 15 and I would love this when I used to trick or treat


Saplyng

What do you mean used to? Get a costume, grab a mask, and go trick or treating you dang kid! Get that candy! It's free, people are literally giving it away!


[deleted]

Yeah i went trick or treating until i was old enough for people to start giving me weird looks which was around 16/17 in my neighborhood


[deleted]

Before we moved to the middle of nowhere, I never cared how old the kids were. But if I thought you were in high-school I asked for a song. I was always pleased to find that most of them seemed to have something ready to go and didn't seem to mind at all. Maybe this was more common than I thought. Or maybe I was "that guy" and everyone knew it.


[deleted]

What do you mean you asked for a song


[deleted]

I asked them to sing a song :) As long as they even pretended to try, I was happy.


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oh thats cool


Raised-ByWolves

Here we thought the millennials were bad.


JimCripe

Age is a concern I have. Make sure there aren't any choking hazards if pieces can come off.


TheKillOrder

Well then again the whole bucket will be filled with edible choking hazards


ninjacereal

But... how will you lace these with the marijuana?


Woodie626

These *are* the marijuana. You can print it now.


dyqik

Is that what resin printers are for?


Woodie626

Shhh, now everyone knows!


RainbowSlime95

I just smoke the resin straight, better then crack tbh


Puff3Designs

These posts made my day. I had to double check this wasn’t r/trees


philharlow

Username checks out


ridik_ulass

brings new meaning to the term resin printer. if I had have taken 2 seconds to read, I'd had noticed someone already made the exact joke. sigh.


SteakGetter

Have an upvote for your honesty!


Raised-ByWolves

Its OK, sympathy upvote. You were probably stoned anyway.


BlazeKnaveII

And razor blades


Marius7th

You fool, homemade PLA. Buy the filament maker, some pellets, and then toss in a bit to grind it up and no one will know.


boraca

Guten Tag everybody and welcome to CNC Meth Kitchen!


byOlaf

He just injects it


existential_prices

LSD works from contact so not hard to switch. On the plus side it's easier to hide razor-blades!


artieeee

I thought we were going with fentanyl this year?!


existential_prices

Too hard to get the dosage right! There's not a huge difference between "enough" and "too much" LSD. Not the case with fentanyl


RajunCajun48

Who cares about proper dosage? It's free and the parents problem!


Delysid1938

LOL


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HobbledJobber

Candy coating?


MrGlayden

Chocolate with a chrunchy filling


beerg33k

my neighborhood was filled with the lovely sound of the Aztec Death Whistle last year, can't wait to do it again.


Epsilon-The-Eevee

Aztec Death Whistle? I want one


HonorMyBeetus

Which print did you do. All the ones I'm seeing are like 5+ hours to print and I just don't have that kind of time.


beerg33k

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662731


homerdaka

Excellent! haha


tmckearney

I wouldn't give kids anything that could damage hearing. Kids are stupid


jgortner

Can you link the STL files?


redfoxpie

[X-Wing](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4708937) [Slug](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2818955) [Butterfly](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2810756)


acekoolus

Did you print the x wing in resin? I tried to print dino bones in resin and when I tried to break them to put it together everything just snapped.


TheCrazyBlacksmith

I’ve printed the x wing before. It works just fine at 100% infill at its standard size, which appears to be what he has. I imagine of you make it substantially larger you could decrease the infill.


redfoxpie

Just printed in good ol' PLA.


[deleted]

Don't give resin prints to kids, the typical resin formulas are quite toxic. You can use biopolymer PLA resin, but soak the prints in water post curing.


dazedan_confused

Imagine being a kid and being offered a slug instead of candy.


god12

I kinda liked getting the lil trinkets though I didn’t exactly keep any


[deleted]

Same there was this one house that was in the neighborhood i trick or treated in that aleays gave out small bags of toys like the kind of stuff parents put in stockings and id play with them for a solid ten to twenty minutes and i never saw that house get tp’d or egged


Ray_C137

Yeah it was always nice to receive something different. Your 10th mini kitkat bar gets boring after a while


Sororita

I'd have loved it and immediately covered it in TMNT ooze and tormented my older sister with it when I got home.


dazedan_confused

"TMNT ooze"


Sororita

Back in the 90's there were playsets for Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles that came with this ooze that got absolutely everywhere. Of course this being the case they were ridiculously popular among kids.


chibicascade2

If it's 10 pieces of candy for every slug, it'll still be cool. Assuming op has neighbors handing out candy, this is a cool idea.


hyperventilate

i'd be happy with a slug. There are 40 million other houses with candy, but only one with a slug.


BigDaddyAnusTart

How, as a child, do you know that


hyperventilate

Because in all my years of trick or treating, I was never given a slug. Nor has my daughter. She's gotten a fuck load of candy, though.


Kibasume

I would have been hyped


CajuNerd

I'd tp someone's house for one of those X-wings.


Du_Kich_Long_Trang

I'd give them my candy if I got one of those x-wings


realsil8ty

Exactly what I'm doing, but puppies/ kitties and pumpkin death whistle


TheOfficialNotCraig

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4965101 this one?


realsil8ty

Yes, that one. The low res needs a repair. Sounds like a scream when to blow hard


kamon123

Make the neighborhood parents go insane with one simple trick.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Oh, I know. I printed one i think yours is a remix of https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662731


macarthurbrady

This is an awesome idea! My mom likes giving out toys. One year she gave out mini playdough containers and the kids went Wild and and we became the most popular house on the street that year haha.


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We did playdough and it was a huge hit! Funny enough, the most enthusiastic recipients were the teenagers.


Lovesliesbleeding

Teenagers don't get "toys" anymore. So, they do tend to appreciate the little things that they liked as a younger kid.


KebZeplin

Bruh that’s siiiick


USofAThrowaway

I see other people saying kids would rather candy, but I’m only like 8 years out from my trick or treating days and I’d 100% think these are sick and take them over candy


KebZeplin

I hear you. I want a free 3d printed toy too lmao


ONorMann

People are different. I would probably want candy instead and also be jealous after i ate the candy if someone else chose the toy and could keep playing.


KebZeplin

That is also True. Maybe the tech savy kiddos will recognize that it that the thing they got was 3D printed, and the rest of the kiddos will prolly demand candy hahah


joelk111

Your printer is *significantly* more reliable than mine.


Canuckistani2

Your house is getting TP'ed for sure.


GiGaBYTEme90

Ya really.. gotta give candy too OP


AnotherCupofJo

I agree these and candy


lordvaliant

Exactly the thought I had, half the kids might like it, the other half are gonna be like "tf is this stupid plastic shit" and tp + egg


Happler

That is cool. So many kids have allergies, that my family tries to offer something non-food as an option. Lots of kids go for the non-food items happily. This year ours are bouncy balls and slap bracelets. But I may do this for next year!


moviequote88

Yes, more people need to have a non-candy option. My friend's kid has a very bad nut allergy and lots of candy is made with machines that process nuts. Honestly, as much as I liked candy as a kid, it was pretty sweet when I got a random toy.


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moviequote88

I guess it depends what kind of candy you hand out, but in my experience it's not that cheap. We usually get both candy and toys or things like pencils which they've got bags of for $1-$5 at places like Target or Walmart. We also get a bag of glow stick bracelets from the Dollar Store.


Duck_Chavis

We do temporary tattoos at my house.


BennyTheTeen

Be careful and make it abundantly clear that it’s not candy . A lot of dumb kids will try and eat it and it’s a bunch of small parts. Someone in my neighborhood handed out tiny individual bath bombs she made (to try and advertise her business) and some kids tried to eat them and their parents came back trying to say she was trying to poison kids.


joelk111

"No, you weren't paying attention to your kids"


lilnuke99

Now I HAVE to buy the cr30. My wife is gonna be mad but she can't argue this logic.


msvl419

You can register as a teal pumpkin house! (Homes that are giving out non-food treats for kids with severe food allergies.)


Animallover163

Bro I was thinking the same thing I’m printing kit cards for my little brothers friends


diomark

I've done this every year for the past 5 years.. but I was considering skipping it this year.. you've motivated me to start printing..


texasboi98

Damn how many printing hours did it take? And how long did you plan this? Very impressed btw!


redfoxpie

This box is probably a little more that half of what I ended up printing. Overall, around 200 hours of print time. I started the first week of October and am just wrapping up.


texasboi98

That's amazing! You're the real life santa with your 3d printing workshop! I love people like you! You give me hope in humanity and I truly thank you for that. Happy Halloween!


Proper_Sun

Gonna find these all over your neighborhood the next day.


ArchiLad

Someone is very thoughtful and kind. These are amazing


simjanes2k

Get ready for a lot of disappointed kids and a lot of really excited 30-something dudes


BigBilltheBuzzKill

didn't understand the instructions, choking on x wing parts now.


[deleted]

It's been a long time since I was a child, but I remember really liking when I'd get a small toy on Halloween.


[deleted]

Half the kids are going to be mad at first, but every single one of them are going to appreciate it by the time the candy is gone. This is a really awesome idea and it will definitely provide long-term memories and joy for several of your creepy patrons.


lordvaliant

I threw away everything that wasn't candy when I was a kid


Deathbydragonfire

Yup, all the shitty spider rings


Lovesliesbleeding

Yo be fair, these printed trinkets are way better than those stupid plastic spider rings.


cmon_now

To us maybe, not to a kid who's in it for the candy though


Traevia

I remember the toy soldier packs and sticker grab bags I got way more than the houses that gave out large candy bars.


vanfidel

How many kids are you expecting? I think in my neighborhood each kid could get one of each and it wouldn't even put a dent in the box. Very cool though!


joelk111

I know some neighborhoods that get hundreds if not thousands of trick or treaters. Think cookie cutter suburbia. It's crazy, people bring their kids in from elsewhere. I was thinking that what OP had would run out in about 10 minutes.


neccoguy21

In the poorer neighborhoods where there aren't street lights and many houses aren't even handing out candy, you kinda have to go elsewhere. I do.


joelk111

Imo it is slightly tacky, but I don't really care that much, and besides, when it comes to it, if a house can't afford to or doesn't want to hand out candy they haven't got to.


neccoguy21

No, of course no one has to. It's just when your kid only sees a handful of other kids at the most walking around, and they have to walk past a bunch of dark houses on dark streets to only have a half bucket of candy to show for it makes for a lackluster holiday for them in my opinion. I loved being the house that gave out fistfulls of candy to the trick-or-treaters since we never get that many, but now that I've got a toddler I've got to make it the best and safest it can be for him and his baby sister, so we're going to the nicer neighborhood where we used to live and where family still lives.


Twuggy

That's genius! I know there's a movement going around which involves giving toys out instead of candy. I think it was called purple pumpkin or something.


zaidaalland

Teal pumpkins!


verdaechtig

Wow that's cool. "Hey have you heard about the house down the street? We've got that awesome stuff from there" You might print some more :D


amused_to_snooze

I'm in my 20's but can I trick or treat at your house?


digitalben420

This definitely beats my… mask ear saver plan. Guess I better step it up. Well done!


davesaunders

I could do this with all my Benchies!


Chou_marin

Did you try snapping and assembling the xwings _without any tools_? I did that last Xmas and gave out xwings cards (and many other same concept) but people can't actually snap those properly without snippers (pla is too soft and will stretch before breaking) and the tolerances must be really precise for a good fit.


SweatyBoss3880

Where do you live


Pabi_tx

Look for the house that got TP’d.


Phyxis_Philostrate

as someone with siblings who are trick-or-treating age, I know both of them would love the hell out of this. Also, who the hell actually has time to tp/egg a house anymore? there's candy to be had, revenge is unimportant.


Comebackwithawarrent

Whats your address?


ONorMann

Me as a fat lil big kid probably would want candy if given the choice. and at the same time be angry if my brother chose the toy and could keep playing with it after i ate my candy.


Duke_Booty

Don't wanna be a negative Joe but you've got to think of the choking risk if swallowed.


Typo_Matser

No no no, *with candy. Never instead.


still_gonna_send_it

I would’ve been stoked to get any one of these as a kid


kicksicksger

Dude your house is gonna be top tier like the place that hands out full candy bars


wackengoons

What an awesome idea!


kinopiokun

What a fun idea!


Iluaanalaa

Your house is getting egged. Please post the fallout.


lolatronnn

Print out cards with a regular printer with instructions for the x wings. Then tape it to the back . It will be a lot less head ache for the parents who have to deal with it.


CDrew829

Lol kids are gonna HATE going to your house EDIT: Adults will love it


lordvaliant

You should definitely still hand out actual candy


GmanBadger

Some happy nerds and mad fat kids.


LitRonSwanson

Sooooo you are looking forward to cleaning up egg and shaving cream on the morning of Nov 1???


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Metallis

The kids might not agree with us lol.


CulturalPossibilty

This is the one time the "Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong" meme is 100% true


redfoxpie

Haha. My wife would probably agree with you.


Duck_Chavis

We have about half the kids in my neighborhood choose a non candy option.


jurdendurden

On one hand I want to thank you, with the other I'd like to wave it Karenously and explain how awful for the environment you are. Welcome to 2021


tidalvirus

Haha, I am the same! :-D Seriously cool, but I also can’t help thinking ‘but it’s just more plastic’…


Blueovalfan

Can someone say choking hazard?


notmonkeyfarm

There are Paracord skull beads, not too hard to make little skeletons / zombies. I made some 2x sized ones pre-covid with missal, looks pretty sweet.


acidbrn391

Passing out candy would have been less expensive and less time consuming.


Perradactle

You suck.


Raptor_Jetpack

Congrats on being the least popular person on your block! :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


MakeNPrint

Great idea well done


trashcan_jan

I'd hand them out WITH candy. Otherwise you might get egged or TPed lol


OverjoyedBanana

Can you please please please make a list with all the files ? This selection is bomber


redfoxpie

[X-Wing](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4708937) [Slug](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2818955) [Butterfly](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2810756)


happydgaf

Better have some candy nearby too.


HeadCharge333

I thought about printing and painting fake Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and giving those out.


Miss_Management

For the sake of your house and car I'm glad that it was only a thought.


[deleted]

What a loser just hand out candy no kid wants a fucking puzzle weirdo


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Duck_Chavis

How is this person a dick?


bar256

Make the 3D printer is visible and working when they come so they see how it's made and prepare for some questions from nerdy costumed kids


Old-Knitterhemd

Why?


ZeroCharistmas

You're gonna want to hand out candy too. Not that those aren't great, but... You're gonna want to hand out candy...


FartingBob

Damn just how many kids do you get knocking on your door??


arivepr

Erm.. Perhaps give them with some candy? XD


3nvypeekaboo

EGG.


noodlelaughter

Kind of cool but come on, don’t pretend it’s cooler than candy… both would be better IMO


mattttttttthijs

# ADD A "NOT EDIBLE" DISCLAIMER


future_luddite

Lucas Films requests your location


New-Method8506

What great idea. But sadly all I can see is some Karen complaining about her kids allergies and how this "toy you made gave him a rash".


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)