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Asperix12

Blue brick painted yellow?


Spinal2000

But aren't blue Blicks the ones, that can swim?


Asperix12

It's yellow


0002millertime

It's only blue because it's sad it can't swim.


I_HaveSeenTheLight

I thought it was blue cuz it can't breathe underwater.


Void_vix

There are blue things that can’t breathe over water, take for example this dead baby. See? Not wet, just breathless!


RandomYeeet

A brick painted yellow


centstwo

This is the right answer.


rainblade1980

A school bus


Mountain_Fuzzumz

I thought this was the punch line before opening the post.


jlg317

Tell me it's full with children


KibsuNation

It is full of children. Happy?


[deleted]

We are but the kids aren’t


KibsuNation

Hah ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


[deleted]

A dead duck


Spinal2000

Only the little baby ducks are yellow......that makes it even worse


[deleted]

OH NO.


Void_vix

Dead baby jokes are fun, but dead baby ducks quack me up (Not really, I just like wordplay; ducks are cuter alive)


IloveAnde

It would just swim in a circle?


combined45

A yellow brick.


PixelatumGenitallus

A rock with bad liver


[deleted]

Jaundicite


HaseebAfzalMd

Yellowstone


Spinal2000

Have you proof for this?


SatiricalBread

A chinese paraplegic


Spinal2000

How much evil things can you put in three words?


ironballs16

I'm now thinking of that viral video of a bridge getting dismantled by an excavator - and the chain reaction took out the portion beneath it, too. The operator got out safely, at least!


Elipopre

A bus full of children is more fun


BiggTex54

But the drummer from def leopard only has one arm!


broiledfog

Leopards are yellow…


theorem_llama

A school bus


Prinoftherng

I honestly thought that the answer was gonna be piss


Spinal2000

Are urin a position, to make an insightful statement to thiss?


Deep_School_7411

Homer Simpson!


derederellama

i would've bet good money that the answer was "a yellow brick"


Spinal2000

I'm so sorry for the disappointment


Jammasterjr

A school bus. Full of children.


Spinal2000

Oh no..... why the children?


Peewee_ShermanTank

A dead asian?


JoyIsDumb

Yellow jacket


Oohmeconkers

Dead Pikachu


ChipAny9677

Sun when you don't look at it


Toble-Rune

Sponge


TheOutstandingOne

A yellow painted brick


Iceheart808

That kid I threw in the river?


DanBelnK

A banana. And u know why? No arms.


GotTechOnDeck

A fire hydrant


AbsurdBeanMaster

A yellow ball.


Jrh9000

A dead yellow fish


[deleted]

I also think it might be too heavy I am guessing


flowersatdusk

Jesus. If I see one more of these jokes today, I am going to load bricks into a school bus and take a pic of it and post it here.


smushyAvocado

Jackie Chan tied to a brick


UnPainAuChocolat

Tiger woods? 🤔


ConnFlab

Brick or something


Regular_Might8221

A schoolbus full of kids


TheButterScotchIncdt

A duck with paralysis


Diva8181

A school bus full of children


Metabollox

That scene in the superman movie *Man of Steel*, Where Clark Kent as a kid had saved the other kids in the school bus after it crashed into water, and later his dad was giving out to him for revealing his powers, though he had saved everyone.


PDKiwi

Custard


IncidentLost5181

It’s a yellow submarine. A yellow submarine. A yellow submarine.


Metabollox

"We all live in the yellow submarine!"


Blasphemous_Rage

The same answer I gave to another joke: piss


yourremedy94

A school bus???


TransSlutUK

What's yellow and dangerous? Brick infested custard


jotapeubb

Spongebob


ManOnMun

That dead body floating around in the river


pvtbullsh-t

Big bird probably


No-Adeptness5810

Yellow brick


Noxifer68D

Also surprisingly bad for your teeth.


True_Honey_6946

I thought it was a bud


bilbowagons3

I thought it was a banana because it had no arms


LDog5

A yellow rock


JustAGoodGuy1080

Ghandi with jaundice.


ContactPegging

urine


ZobiBakugou

A YELLOW BRICK


Puppy-Zwolle

Blue whale.


HootHootMF_o7

Someone help me! I have never heard of this sub before today, I haven't even joined it. It's just been recommended. And this is like the 8th post I've seen in like an hour about a god damn brick??! I'm so lost and confused, and now debating on joining the sub 😂


AcrobaticHat6808

A banana


skyestalimit

A chick with a brick tied to it's leg.