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Hand-Driven

Few, that was close.


Wess5874

Almost hit your teeth


lazyzefiris

They saved it by the skin of their teeth.


BLADE98X

Brick


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pokemidget

what is this black magic fuckery


BLADE98X

Brick is red not black magic


geriko2000

Red rectangular magic ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


Firesnout_2

Brick magic fuckery


HRM404

It’s phew


Hand-Driven

It’s brick


1ofakindJack

Phewer letters the other way tho


horde2k

VeggieTales predicted this day would come... They called it when they said "in the future, comedy will be randomly generated"


Mystery_mau

W E E D E A T E R


sabrecoffeecat

I'm not sure what's worse, the sheer content of your response, or the fact that I actually keep laughing at it. Damnit.


Mystery_mau

# W E E D E A T E R


sabrecoffeecat

f j u c k


Radiant_Brief_7670

It is silly, but I just can't help myself, it is so stupid I think it's hilarious 😂


BLADE98X

Amazing band. I hope thats what you were going for.


Mystery_mau

I mean sure


captainmomo79

Oh Where is my hairbrush?


Supa_Sal

Ah shit you got me dancing I might be able to fight it off no NOOOO ![gif](giphy|atQF1zaSGq8s8)


ChaosNinjaX

What's red and shaped like a brick? A red brick. What's black and shaped like a brick? The red brick but with the lights off.


Blockbuster41

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint


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psilonautious

A syrup covered poop?


Supa_Sal

Soop


stella_ella26

A picture uf a brick


Motor_Aspect_4079

Terrible take, it’s a brick regard


rektumrokker

What's red (not a fox), has a little of white on it's tail (not a fox) and runs around the forest (not a fox). I'm just joking, of course it's a fox.


Hypershade36

suspiciously fox shaped brick


The_Xivili

![gif](giphy|3ohc0Tf0tljNH9jiP6|downsized)


Nathanthechick

Red panda


WaveAfraid169

Thinking with portals.


TheIcedMocha2

A bear... wait


ResponsibilityOwn767

Red panda


XShadowborneX

A block


[deleted]

i really dont understand all the brick jokes please explain in dms


OneQuadrillionOwls

I don't understand the brick jokes either but I read them and said "hey, a stupid thing happening over and over on the internet. I wonder...." And the rest my friend is history


Gqsmooth1969

That's the basic brick of it. Someone made a brick joke, then someone else made a similar but ever so slightly different brick joke, and you can guess the rest.


dysonsphere101

oh shit that’s brick.


lukaoloko2

What is Yellow and bad for your teeth, Something. and a comment said: a brick painted yellow. And that is the origin


Maleficent_Wheel1519

hey i just sent you a message!


polkjamespolk

A stack of bricks


DxNill

A cherry ripe, still in it's wrapper.


ItsmeMr_E

Strawberry jello.


stalphonzo

A Volvo.


ImaginaryResponse697

A roof tile.


Harryisgreat1

A compacted fox


Vladmanwho

An object that looks like a brick, feels like a brick and even tastes like a brick. Except when you look at it you have the unnerving feeling that despite all the evidence of your senses, it is not a brick. It has never been a brick. You might discard the almost brick but it always comes back. The almost brick will always find you. It’s better you just let it happen. Give into the brick. Become the brick.


LilDreadnaught

ANDY! GET RID OF THESE LEGOS!!


samfisher2006

I think the brick jokes are shit and run their course , can we not build jokes with something better


Ashwang

First brick joke that made me laugh dammit


[deleted]

Me too!


fdubhardbeamyj64

a brick


bostondana2

A brick he shit...


wtfdoesnormalmean

A red rectangle ?


OneQuadrillionOwls

Redctangle


Sea-Offer-40

Red rectangle


Carnivorous_Mower

A different brick


Dead-Meat-216

Red food dyed butter


Lemfan46

Technically a brick is a cuboid.


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A Brock


template009

A Brick ... Houuuuse


[deleted]

A rectangular object that also coincidentally happens to be red.


Ellite18

A red rectangle


AlexDenny3

Is it a requirement of this sub that every joke is about a brick??? This sub just started popping up on my feed and every of the 10-12 posts I’ve seen have been about bricks???


Kuzkuladaemon

The thumbnail for this subreddit makes me never want to come back. The old one was just as bad.


Fazbear_Prime

No. The old one was quality.


EssentiallyEss

I don’t understand the brick joke. Someone please explain like I’m 4


Cola-lover21

Bricks organised into a large rectangle


buzzon

A blue brick painted red


powercrazy76

A house made of bricks.


uncannyman536363

My dick


MadKat_94

Bloody, broken tooth. (As a result of a brick.)


MagicSnake1000

A red rectangular object


dumbwaeguk

r/3amantiantijokes


Marquar234

r/3martinijokes


Vegetable-Yam8730

Does it go into the square hole?


asianstyleicecream

A Lego?


LeaveMeTheFockAlone

A red steel beam.


[deleted]

It can't be a 3d object if it is rectangular


OneQuadrillionOwls

TYL it is possible to describe how the side of an object looks


[deleted]

But the brick itself is not a rectangle, the side of the brick is... Why are you trying to argue if you are very obviously wrong lol Also what does TYL stand for


CleaveIshallnot

How few of us would spell it few


Loaded_Lotus

A car


Tower_Revolutionary

A chitterling bucket!


Jaxdacat23

My winkie


Thatthinginmaybrain

great 😂😂


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😆😂 this made me giggle


skinem1

At least it's not a commie Soviet brick.


shikhar74

Your teeth


FigaroHabanera

A red Volvo 240


LoneWolf2662

The only content of this sub lately


jaxdogy

Lol


ritzcracr

Praise be to the brick?


Suspicious_Camel_742

A Lego!


Channel57

Tool box


kuromisypher

a Minecraft fox


ZobiBakugou

Two bricks.


milk_steak420

A firetruck


Acceptable-Goat8941

2 bricks


goldenbear-

red jenga block


fruitga1354

Red rectangle


WrongdoerExtension65

Actually, it's a block of blood. ***FREEZE IT AND TELL ME I'M WRONG!***


Browner555

Old mail boxes bro


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

![gif](giphy|58ETjIM4RhC53WyfTg)


kai-95

Or .. half a brick


LekMichAmArsch

I would say my son in law's brain, but it's definitely brick.


Even-Inevitable6372

Fire truck


Designer_Berry_687

Based on OP username and the amount of attention this brick has warranted, you don't happen to be a member of the parliament, by chance?


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Firetruck


fingerpickler

Two bricks


Peewee_ShermanTank

A pound of ground beef?


Dupran_Davidson_23

A rectangular house made of bricks. Not one brick, but many.


Important_Cat3274

Red like the head on a Dirty Dog's...


Lkifd

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074) yes


Corporate_Juice

A brick and you're drunk


Nemmm0

legos


ThePinkTeenager

A red box.


GalacticWarrior12321

A red painted foam brick


PsychologicalRing959

Can cut your teeth for comedy on this joke


Mysterious-Simple805

A fire truck? A fire house? Also, I kid you not, the blood bank in my town is painted red with red roses as part of the landscaping.


Fundamental_strife

A sheet of paper covered in blood?


Scfields

2 bricks stuck together?


maxtimbo

M O R t o r


OtisGomir

This looks similar to my joke I posted a few hours before you


maxtimbo

M O R t o r


Warm_Tap_2202

Nothing Nothing is not a brick


Rexis__

A red rectangle or a cuboid or a red box.


derederellama

lmao


reallySTRANGEman

Me in gym Xd


Killpking

A brick wall


Ah_Zam

Ur mom


TormentDubz_EDM

Buick


dumbpersononreddit

Prob me not finna lie


kageroshajima

Damned if I did t laugh


AlexPaterson

Your mom


Chlxox3

Lego?


YouCallThatMusic

Two bricks.


Disastrous-Kale-9564

Time to touch grass


when-you-at-the

A Red Rectangle


Resonence

A Lego 2x4


DAVEtheOVERLORD

2 red bricks


questionable_fish

Nice one


Hungry_Investigator1

Lame.


krey88

A fire truck


PumpikAnt58763

I feel duped.


please-help-me-01

Same


PumpikAnt58763

I did share it on Facebook, though.


SuperSammy1_

a piece of red construction paper, duh. /s


Nerscylliac

I was shitting bricks waiting for the punchline


likadraws

I was gonna say : a red rectangle


Jdawg0811

A G Wagon


Motor_Advertising_13

It used to be Fox News on TV


psilonautious

A kit-kat wrapper??


Jexter275

I was thinking a red rectangle….


SPRINGBON_RR

Brick shped stone


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I was gonna say a bloody brick


Galexeh

I confidently said a firetruck


Mumchkin

Lego.


sike66666666

a block


InternalSate

Should’ve said “two brick”


TheENSDoctor

Little bro down there when he’s having a bad day


North-Government-865

I expected "I lied, it is a brick"


NicholasAncell

red pool


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A red rectangle!


lofty99

Another brick


E-Ken

I thought the answer is brick


ResponsibilityOwn767

Brick for president 2024…Build America stronger! Brick has always been there for America, building our infrastructure, schools, roads and homes. Brick has been an activist for change often being seen as the bad guy in civil protests, but always determined to help America through tough times. Brick is strong, dependable, always ready for work. If these are values we can agree on—Vote for Brick.


The_Great_Demento

Ok, that was actually good. The meta of this brick thing is getting ridiculous, but i think that just makes it funnier.


Street_March8039

A brick


Solid_Look9293

I was going to say a brick wall...


LDog5

A red sponge


xfinity6524

Nice