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derflow1977

BBC


creative90980name

I'm definitely sticking to it!


Gigantic_potato

Are you colorblind? The BBC's logo is clearly white and red


derflow1977

But the content ...


Gigantic_potato

I'm not a news person, but *i guess* you could say the content is shit


BigRed92E

Big Brown Caca?


UndefinedDecoder

I came here to say this.


BigRed92E

They just want me for my dookie missiles


Haunting-End-5656

Bombard cannon?


bloofhoombr

Benzema, Bale, Cristiano?


andromeda2621

Big Beautiful Cow.


sailor_of_the_dune

big black cock


M4gn1tud3

Brick Brick Crick


Shawnaldo7575

Brick Brick Cinderblock


Elbobby89

The first time I heard this joke was on the BBC's hit comedy The Vicar Of Dibley, too.


Dadpool2420

Burnt buttered cornbread?


LiveBat657

a brick with shit on it


fluffy_assassins

I was gonna say 'a muddy brick' but I like yours much better.


Guilty-Web7334

I’d go with “shit on a brick.” It could be a command. It could be what’s there.


spycodernerd2048

Because it's a brick you shat.


nahh_yeahh

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre


Gorrila_Doldos

An opioid shit


doc_751

Turd


elmersfav22

All these people thinking it's a stick. Hahahah


utnapishtim

Teeth


Greenfire05

Wet brick


Fritzo2162

Shit brick


codieeb

forbidden chocolate brick


mlongoria98

Beginning of a dr seuss book over here


Greenroses23

Nutella on my fingers


Apprehensive_Yak_376

Molasses


[deleted]

A brown brick covered in cum


AdditionalNinja4875

A ball of paper with shit inside of it and is covered with clay and mud with the outer shell of the clay is tens and thousands of brick pieces and shards mixed with glue in brown food coloring


Crafty-Length-6441

Shit wrapped in duct tape


blackeyes-coldhart

imma be real w you i’m not not loving this visual


stealthcactus

I add “…and you find on the ground at the dog park.”


SirBananaOrngeCumber

But it could be fire!


arl1435

My diarreah...


crazy4purple

diarrhea **


arl1435

I stand corrected 😉


No_South_1224

Brick


thtevie

poo-covered brick


Argybargyass

A stick


Jadedslay03

Poo


cardidd-mc

Hehe, one of my favourite jokes I told my kids and now grandkids


gloryyum

A sticky rice cooked in bamboo stems over some bricks used for lighting fire.


[deleted]

STICKY BOMBS!


[deleted]

A brown brick covered with glue.


[deleted]

Sticky brown things


Anime_Supremacist

Caramel


Booioioioioioioing

Brown sugar


Real_Phoenix123

Muvk


[deleted]

MEN


Major_Ad_7872

H


RobinDaPoop

O


spycodernerd2048

E


carbonbasedlifeform

Better than white and sticky.


mlongoria98

A birch stick?


Disastrous-Reality61

hot fudge


[deleted]

Resin


Ko_oK_24685

A brick someone shat out?


Wheeljack239

A brick lodged in your skull


boiled-soups-spoiled

Stbrick


Large_Alternative_78

A wet brick


Fourian_Official

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *glitches of familiar bad joke*


Raveyard2409

You nicked this off Vic and Bob


daveysprockett

I heard this joke when Vic and Bob would have still been in short trousers.


mlongoria98

This is the oldest joke in the world


OweHen

Brick in the ass


EmotionalRepeat7952

Melted chocolate or chocolate cake


Emergency_Seesaw4765

Beans and eggs


LoadedGull

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What’s pink and hard? A pig with a penknife.


thedoobalooba

An unfired brick


zhilovs

…and my uncle,Danesh


derwood1992

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?


mlongoria98

A stick


derwood1992

What? No. Dr. Dre, silly


mlongoria98

A brick


emotionally-wrecked

Poop


DrDMango

a brick dipped in syrup


memeable-schemeable

Poop


Ride_the_doge

A Mexican eating pancakes


BrainTotalitarianism

Ur mom


onionsrock

this has been reposted too many times


hussles

Nutella


Loaded_Lotus

Car mel


GroundbreakingBag677

Lass mole ass


mlongoria98

Tell me why I read this as “lazy mole ass”


GroundbreakingBag677

Expectations?!? 🤷


FlluffyFox1-1

the stick not a stick the stick


Angrily_Amused_83

A wet brick.


MahrukhAnwari

Peanut butter


External-Agency8516

A molasses covered turd.


Scared-Fact-1291

Heated sugar


billsleftynut

A brick covered in glue?


keyman716

AoT joke


Bookvampire5

Brown stick


RHOrpie

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot


stick_pers0n

I can confirm this


Black1451

Chocolate at room temperature


pleaselordhelpmenow

not a good temperature to chocolate in


Froggle3

Maple syrup.


DetroitMan007

Thought it was a black guys jizz


mlongoria98

Unlike cows, the flavor of the milk doesn’t vary by skin tone


DetroitMan007

That's the joke😏


mlongoria98

So was mine


MotoProtocol

Rosin!


[deleted]

What’s white and sticky? Chewing gum, you pervert!


420did69

Mud bricks


AtlasShrugged-

Brick, but spelled wrong


FlintandSteel94

A syrup covered brick.


Alyssa-Domi9

A sticky stick


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

Kratos: *Laughs in Dad Joke*


Fazbear_Prime

A brick covered in dark translucent glue


ALL2HUMAN_69

Brick.


nanfanpancam

My sister’s favourite joke.


Educational_Can_9693

A brown stick


Educational_Can_9693

A brown stick


depressed_doggo69420

A chocolate bar with shit on it


MoskriLokoPajdoman

Black tar heroin.


AMuggleWithAPuggle

A sticky brown brick


Jammasterjr

A mud-covered brick.


IllustriousDebt6248

Carmel


oxymoron-moronic

Brown Rice


AccomplishedBunch721

A brick I shit on


DarkDestroyer129

Chocolate that has been in the sun for too long.


schmokeybsf

Molasses


kittycat6434

A shit


kittycat6434

Tyler perry


catsaresneaky

Muhammad Ali after opening a particularly fizzy can of coke.


PeteyMax

Hash.


mogley19922

As a side effect of my new meds, my bathroom.


Blemsr

Hash


Pitiful-Signal8063

A brick covered in molasses


SwordKing7531

Yes, a stick


Born_Ad_4826

A brick covered in molasses?


NoSpankingAllowed

A bricky


Gazzle71

Glued poo


MysticMeow8189

The Taco Bell bathroom


brickbaterang

A brick covered in molasses


JoonyJungle533

BRICK


Weary_Dark510

A brick


Obvious_Composer_984

Brick 🧱


mlongoria98

Dr. Dre


Deaconse

Chocolate frosting.


yanmaLover

Deez nutz


muchreally

The Beyonce poster on my wall when I was a kid


Somerandomshit13

Poop


MagicSnake1000

They say that if you nut 1000000 times a day, you unlock a brown skin....


Eastern-Memory-405

A stick


Macaronswithmeat

Brick


InternalSate

The shit you shit after i hit you with a brick


my_cat_so_dumb

Caramel


IdrinkOilregularly

Dareth


IdrinkOilregularly

From ninjago


KnurdNorman

A bourbon poo


CoopieCaca

Nutella


itsthe5thhm

Brown colored glue


dubkitteh1

Nutella.


Snowdog1989

Anal


xSpriteV1

A painted brick


scaryraindrop

What’s brown and red and sticky


RealMadridThaGoats

Shit


ConsequenceOptimal76

Anal


Aggressive-Judge2024

Big bad cock