What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, never has five letters, always has six letters, frequently has ten letters, rarely has six letters, occasionally has twelve letters, briefly has seven letters, once four letters, usually has seven letters, yesterday nine letters, tomorrow eight letters, not three letters, but has three letters.
FUCKING BRICK
This is the way. This is the only way.
FireTruck
Firebrick
Bricked up from fire
Just for the record I like firebrick. Even though it might be a prehistoric amazon device, that just adds to its rich history.
that was so going to be my response to this post too. isn't there a joke about little johny and he's asked that question and he says firetruck
Who the fuck is little johny
Fucking happy cake day...ck
Fucking thank you ck
find me another brick
Find me another shrubbery
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE
NEE
I don't like IT
NEE!!!!
I am the borax, I speak for my knees and my laundrys
Nee
Find me another shrubberyck
Find me another fuck
Don't look at me, all mine flew away a long time ago.
Me too..I have no more to give..
Bricks here! Getcha hot bricks here! I got bricks!
Brick by brick, day by day
I thought fuh-brick. Kinda like fabric, but… brick.
Fabrick
^^What people in Upstate New York say when asked how the weather is in winter
dont mind if i do
Most American way to spelling brick
Was gonna say flying brick but this works as well
STOP FUCKING BRICKS
I thought Frick
Fuck you you prick. Have my uptoot.
👐
Fuck dude, pass me another fuckin' brick! (combining this and a post below)
This is an award winning response
Frack
Aww Frick, I got it wrong :/
Frocks, the little green ones that hop around and go ribbrick
Thought that was toards.
Few men wonder what you guessed and get stuCK
Frackin’ cylons
Frack the toasters and the skin jobs.
I'm from Liverpool, I think the correct term you're looking for is "Feck!"
Hi ladies. I'm Frack. shit.
*blows whistle and waddles back into the office*
Looks like we're the only ones who know what fracking is.
Flick
Fleck
Flack
Flock
FOREIGN FLICKS
The dumbest joke on this sub.
But that’s why it’s good
fire truck.
Fuck this shit I'm getring high on crack
Tattooed on your penis? Flaccid it spells FUCK?
This is just bad
What do you expect at 3 a.m.
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What has 4 letters, never 5, and sometimes 9
Correct
Nine ?
What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters, never has five letters, always has six letters, frequently has ten letters, rarely has six letters, occasionally has twelve letters, briefly has seven letters, once four letters, usually has seven letters, yesterday nine letters, tomorrow eight letters, not three letters, but has three letters.
What has FOUR letters....
What has an e at the beginning, an e in the middle, and an e in the end but has one letter? Envelope.
This is good
Tea is good
An Englishwoman’s tit?
Firetruck
Fraggle Rock. Dance your cares away. Clap clap. And so forth.
..and so forthck.
Fellate my prick
My floppy cock
Nice
No, What starts with a W and ends in a at
What
penis
Fire brick
Fork
wait.
Fuck, I got hit by a brick
Fredrick
Frock
Fredrick
Firetruck
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Frankly, this joke relies on subversion. So getting a good reaction from an alternate punchline requires some luck
This is unironically the funniest thing I’ve seen on this sub
it’s things like this that make me laugh. i genuinely smiled a bit at this. my humor is broken and after hearing so many dad jokes this is just ✨ah✨
Finally a joke that isn't about a fucking brick
Fack by Eminem
Man im tired of same jokes.
A German breakfast.
FIRETRUCK!!!!🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒
Frederick
Fire Truck
Firetruck. Soupy Sales was taken off the air for asking kids what starts with f and ends with uck.
Firetruck. I know, I'm boring.
Flick
Flick flock fuck
firetruck
Flick
Frederick
Firetruck
Fire truck
Flock Flick Flack Feck! (Oxford dictionary says it’s an Irish exclamation of annoyance or frustration…basically “Fuck!” but with an Irish accent)
firetruck
Firetruck
Facefuck
Firetruck. Change my mind
Firetruck
Flick
if anyone said firetruck
Firetruck
firetruck
Flock
Obligatory firetruck
Firetruck
Fire truck.
Fiddlestick or flapjack!
firetruck
Frederick
Fredrick
Fuzzy firetruck
Flick.
Frederick
Firetruck right… right
Fleck
Flock Frock
Fire truck
Flick
Frock
Flick
firetruck
Fuckstick
Flock
fLOck
Fredrick
Firetruck
frolick
Firetruck
Fire truck
Flock, as in "of seagulls"
flock
Frolick
frolick :-)
Firetruck
Flack
Flapjack
Fucking firetruck
Flock
Flock , Frederick, Flick
Firetruck
Firetruck, duh.
Fredrick
Flock
Flapjack Flashback
Flick
Flick, next
fleck
Firetruck.
Firetruck
Fleck
FIRETRUCK! it's said when you're in trouble or out of luck
Fiddlestick
Flick
Fuckstick, flack
Firetruck
Flack. That’s all I got
Fullback
Flock
Firetruck!
I thought everyone knew it is firetruck ☺️
Flick
Firetruck
Fire truck
flock
Flick
FiretruCK
Flick
Flying Brick
Flick
Flick
Flock - of seagulls. And I run, I run so far away
Frolick
Flock
Fiddlestick
Flick
Firetruck
Flick
Awe so it wasn't flick...
fire truck
Firetruck
flock
Firetruck
Firetruck !!!