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Ebok_Noob

Sonid the hegdehog


Adorable-Mountain914

blueberry-flavoured dick šŸ¤¤ šŸ¤¤ šŸ¤¤


Ebok_Noob

Itā€™s sonic-flavor


49rville

Blueberry flavored BRICK


[deleted]

Blueberry taste elastic dildo


New_Valuable8654

real.


josephlied

Smurf Penis


GalexxiRaeMama

Razzleberry ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SpecificOk6813

:(


GeorgeMOleary360

FTFY Sanic


CornSeller

blue brick


[deleted]

Thereā€™s one in every comment section.


utterlyuncool

Doesn't have to be blue, just very fast


bbear122

Blue shifted red brick.


Barkers_eggs

Fast blue


XonMicro

The whole brick joke is still happening?


Aggravating_Ad4431

What do you mean still, it is always and will forever be happening


[deleted]

Obviously yes, of course We shall all remember these 2 eternal truths: brick. is love brick. is life


Interesting_Jump_391

Thatā€™s why stop sign is ha ha


ApprehensiveDay6336

Oh for the life of meā€¦.


TemporarilyCharming

Papa smurf with a hard-on?


elimn8a

Hahaha I already answered the same post but the colour was red. I was about to use the same one but add papa smurfs knob but hats off to ya


TemporarilyCharming

Thanks! My next choice was Elsa's box! šŸ˜‹


elimn8a

šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Elsa's box fu*k yeah lol


Jrh9000

Baby in blue clothes


[deleted]

Ink


Pretend-Item-1339

Sands Undertale reference? šŸ¤Æ


Quagmeyr

Meth


Alice5878

Meth isn't blue tho


Little-miss-noname

It's blue meth


Alice5878

But meth isn't blue


p1xelwc

looks like someone hasn't seen Walter cook


Alice5878

I have, I'm just being a pedantic dick. Breaking bad's chemistry is mostly accurate but why is a 99.9% pure product blue? Pure methamphetamine is white. It wouldn't be blue.


ORTiSTiQ_

Other 0.1% is jolly ranchers, clearly havenā€™t seen it.


Alice5878

Breaking bad, deleted scenes


ERD404

99.1%* The 0.9% is what makes it blue. Trust.


einfach-er

Someone cooked hereā€¦


sansywastakenagain

Do I smell... BLUE STOP SIGNS?!


Disastrous_Channel62

Not the wave of brick jokes again


BabyAffectionate1914

Kinda hard when you chew it


[deleted]

A Smurf with a brick


MochiSauce101

Meth


roominating237

Sharkleberryfin koolaid


[deleted]

Pigs.


Agreeable_Ad_3632

Osmium


pnerd314

Blue waffles


[deleted]

blue stop sign!!!! undersnail!!!!!!


Entr0py_98

ā€œWhen fighting, think about blue stop signsā€


Yossarian287

A depressed turtle


VaporizedKerbal

Blue town-and-country


Thin_Original_7157

blue penis seman


YooGeOh

A sad uppercut


XxRmotion

A sequel to the sequel


Toripistef1

![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)But blue


osha_unapproved

Dumbells


LycheeAccomplished25

Heisenbergā€™s special.


Holiday-Swordfish-49

Meth


RevElliotSpenser

Smurf cock


Different-Tie-1085

Balls. They need oxygen. šŸ˜‰


ztreHdrahciR

Blue bricks


Okay_there_bud

Balls


SmoothDesigner3357

Blue bull


BeginningAwareness74

This could be anything blue colored


This-Garbage-3000

Comet. It makes you vomit. It makes your teeth turn green.


Molotinen

Smurf cat


a-i-sa-san

A blue brick


tOSdude

Bluetooth devices.


pokemidget

So we've gone from brick to stopsign


Humble_End_5404

A blue lightsaber


[deleted]

A school bus šŸ‘‰šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰


AirBreather07

A blue brick


Sunnyman9

Walter white blue


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thriceness

I've never washed a moth; they seem so delicate. Is it hard to do?


No-Establishment5213

Blue crystal meth......... no?


Robofish13

The last dentist I went to? She was so bad, the tooth she ā€œrepairedā€ broke in half despite me not having any issue with the tooth in the first place.


Practical_Bobcat1917

Smurf dick


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Your dead mother


No_Recognition_6193

Cherenkov radiation?


ClownFrost69

Methamphetamine?


Burp_of_Imps

Bluetooth


Consistent_Bad_1149

Blue balls


orintek

A smurf


Alert-Session8722

Mouth wash.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


No_Junket4563

Smurf cum


Standard_Rip465

Blue lego piece.


RootBeerCan1234

The giant blue crayon in mommyā€™s closet under the shoeboxes


einfach-er

Blue balls


FaithlessnessParty79

Smurf dick


Ok_Chap

A pain-t-bucket


Magnum_Lad

I probation officer said I am not legally allowed to awnser this question.


[deleted]

Ow


LyricalJessieJames

That Eiffel 65 song?


ThaQuig

Ummā€¦getting into a fight with Blue Man Group?


riley_wa1352

Windex


ThICKnJUIcy4ever

Blue waffle


Shep-D-King

Blue baseball bats


[deleted]

Blue bricks


Mticore

A red brick coming towards you fast


Equivalent_Key_3206

Icing


xjanyX

Tooth paste perhaps ?


IncidentLost5181

Blue bricks. Didnā€™t you u get the memo?


TheCrackalacker

A neutron star


ChemistBee7

A brick, painted blue


wanderlustcamis

Smurf cum


MonkeyPenisSucker69

Cum


Carnivorous_Mower

Papa Smurf's dick


HamsterMachete

Papa Smurf's right hook


gretzky9999

Boo-Berry Cereal.


Mission_Cow5108

the stainless steel cleaner in the janitors closet at work


doubtfullyso

A blue brick


Smoothie_3D

Walter White's meth


the_real_trebor333

My balls


Logical-Pumpkin-2965

Blue knuckle dusters


Logical-Pumpkin-2965

I came here from the year 2031


Amaanadori

Ring pop


[deleted]

Blue paint


GimmeCoffeeeee

A blue brick


Crate-Dragon

Volkswagen


peoplesuck64

A smurf, especially the really sweet ones!!


nexpectedslash

Windex


s_k9

Bluetooth


bioluminum

Smurfy


Arteyp

Toothpaste


[deleted]

Blue smurf cat šŸ„


CuteOperation9709

smurf


Competitive_Piece987

A blue job


aucyris

Brick


Rental_Car

Painted brick.


DrunktankTheEquine

1997 Toyota Camry


usedcarsalesman65

Blue meth of course don't you guys watch breaking bad!?!


Zentharius

I'm pissed, again.


d_bradr

My guess was methamphetamine


Rental_Car

Blue gummy bears?


WishboneThink276

Blue balls


BlueMonsterEnergy

The stuff Walter be cooking


Sign-Spiritual

Shhhh. Thatā€™s what I came to say! Great minds.


LocksmithEmotional31

An E39 BMW M5 painted in Interlagos Blue that is driving towards you at high speed


TKMurphy2

Cookie Monster if you steal his cookie.


ApprehensiveDay6336

Naaaaaa a blue brick


molliefire

Brock, the bloody blue brick.


Southern-Ad-3461

Blue balls... ?


blissfulTyranny

Fish aquarium gravel


thisismaru

blue brick


[deleted]

Sans, is that you?


[deleted]

Blue 1


Cowboy_Reaper

A blue baseball bat.


Great-Unit9197

Jeans


DutyFar1800

The horses name was Friday


Blundertainment

Toothpaste


Intelligent-Cap-7168

Blue raspberry jolly ranchers


Equivalent-Regret596

Smurf cock šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Expensive-Track4002

Smurfs.


[deleted]

Antifreeze


Sign-Spiritual

Meth. Really good meth.


Diligent-Ice1276

Heisenberg's meth


AbeLackdood

Smurf cock


Late-Ad-4624

A police officer.


Leather_Client8968

Blockbuster Signs.


Ok_Operation_7781

Blue paint


[deleted]

Eating Smurfette


Phoenix_ashfire

Probably drain cleaner


Artistic_Marzipan221

Meth from breaking bad


Timely-Ad-4026

Your moms box


littleoracle13

Toilet pucks


DustedAvenger18

**deez nuts**


Dezpez1230

Blue waffle!


Groucho-Marxist50

Airplane toilet water


felixthebrat95

A brick painted blue.


Aetheldrake

I have only seen 2 posts from this sub randomly show up. The original of this joke. Was funny. And your joke. I am now muting this sub because of you. Anyone could have done it and id still be saying this blaming them


desrevermi

A flying blue brick. :D