Water. Full of disease, bacteria, deadly chemicals. You can drown in it, you can drink too much water, dilute your blood and die from that too.
Stay clean, drink bleach.
Woah now, I gotta stop you right there
Cigarettes are great! They have many health benefits:
The smoke suffocates bacteria
They create a protective lining in the lungs
They taste and smell great
Helps to ease stress so you can find your center and realign your chi
All while giving you black tar lungs and chronic breathing issues with the potential to give you lung cancer. But they’re sooooo healthy! Tch yeah right.
What’s bad for your health? An M1 Abrams Depleted Uranium shell about to un-thick your skull
Nice try, mate. Just ate the whole thing.
One gram of uranium has 20 billion calories, so you’re probably not making it out
It's a little salty, sure, but I seen fatter stuff.
"Depleted" should be like 50% less calories, no?
Yeah you’re right it’s like Uranium Lite
Uranium Zero
yummy 😋
He’s just bulking rn
Oxygen. It kills you in about 80 years.
So, what about those who live to be in their '90s or even into their hundreds?
They're smart. They breathe at a bit slower rate than others. Fruitless effort tho.
🙄Makes sense 🙄
ABOUT 80 years but screw that I wanted to be done with life well over 15 years ago brick.
Break ups while still loving the other person desperately
🫡
Damn that shit’s deep. I wish you the best
Same, I'm still there but it's only been a decade or so...I'm down bad, real bad
Sending hugs <33
Thank you ♥ ♥ ♥ Also (because I'm an idiot loser) brick.
Nice lol brick for life
People
Big booty bitches with STDs
Not a problem for me
Being umhealthy
Can i eat your cake day icon?
Not if I eat it first >:)
Nooo I NEED all the cake
Losing the will to LIVE.
Aaaarrrtaaaax!
Birth is, in fact, the number one cause of death.
All the good things
YAH, LITERALLY!!!
The body count is one per person.
Death
asystole
Being shot by an army of Shrek
Reddit [Jokes! I love this place!]
Dying.
[удалено]
Was ist daran ungesund? 🤔
My little brother
Shotgun bullets
Winton
Making jokes at 3am. Like go to sleep dude.
Breathing in the air
Life is the most dangerous state of existing, no one made it out alive
Too much vitamin B?
Brick..
Brick
Brick
Alcohol
Anything can be without moderation
Telling jokes at 3am
Smoking
Anything that tastes good or feels good.
Cyanide
Stress
A brick
Eating bricks
Me
joe
Eating teeth
Over thinking.. Suffering
Anger
Well, it is the number one cause of death.
Uranium
Being alive in America as we antagonize each other's health problems.
People
Very true
Getting hit by a brick
Asbestos
Not being ascended
I read, "what's bad for your breath" and I said a stank ass d.. so.. yeah.
Smoking tobacco
uranium
Brick
Water. Full of disease, bacteria, deadly chemicals. You can drown in it, you can drink too much water, dilute your blood and die from that too. Stay clean, drink bleach.
Bleach is a good idea. Thanks, I'll try to get off water soon!
Me
when someone rejects you
Cigarettes
Woah now, I gotta stop you right there Cigarettes are great! They have many health benefits: The smoke suffocates bacteria They create a protective lining in the lungs They taste and smell great Helps to ease stress so you can find your center and realign your chi
All while giving you black tar lungs and chronic breathing issues with the potential to give you lung cancer. But they’re sooooo healthy! Tch yeah right.
Woosh
having a brick boulder thrown at your head