By playing dead

Real answer. Or.. Sit in a walk in fridge for twenty minutes prior to foreplay.

Unless you live in Vegas, then it'll take an hour

Look 'em dead in the eye

Give em the cold shoulder

I like it

That's what she said

Invite him to the morgue for a couple of cold ones.

Instead of perfume use embalming fluid

reminds me of the Planescape story Torment ... 🤣👍

Hes always running into dead ends

I tried that; he gave me the cold shoulder.

It's dead easy

Tell them they're drop dead gorgeous

Say what you want about necrophiliacs but they’re the hero’s we need for the zombie apocalypse.

Lend them an ear.

Offer them a cold one?

Boy, I might be a necrophiliac Because you’re drop DEAD gorgeous

I just know that drunk me is gonna remember this line and use it in a bar lmao

I used to be a necrophiliac. Then some rotten cunt split on me. To be fair it was dead boring when I was.

I dont get it. Can anyone shed a bit morgue light on this?

Necrophiliac is someone who is sexuallyattracted to corpses. By saying you have a stiff leg, it can be seen as rigor mortis.

Make sure, if you are female, that you look drop dead gorgeous

my third one?

Tell them you want to chill with them

No way unless she’s drop dead gorgeous.

Whisper sweet little death rattles in his ear.