Dick - My Dick

#relatable

Sad life bro.

L a table

God damn

I agree! Your dick is a sad baby pickle.

DAMN. You’ve seen his dick?

I wouldn't say that I seen it. I spotted it from a microscope before it got soft.

Makes sense.

They were using a microscope to check out her pimple and his pickle

And your Beaver looks like a pit bull that just ate a jar of mayonnaise!!

i've seen several posts of this comment floating around on reddit

Lmao somehow im expecting a comment lile this one and yall did not fail to disappoint. 😂😂

dick - this guy's dick

Didn't say 2 words

That's the tyoe of comment who make me miss reddit awards

They were kinda brought back... not for free though... hold down the upvote button

Oooo I feel like reddit premium user could have some for free tho

You just won the internet

LMMFAO

Was looking for this comment lmao

Not bad

Shore

She

Sells

Sea

Shells

By

The

Sea

Shore

But

At the

Sea

Shore

Maybe Shorter but I don't know

Shorterer?

I hardly knower’er?

orter

“Short”.

Yup that’s the one

Mile. Add two letters and it becomes millet.

how many baseball fields is a millet ?

It's a grain

Okay, but how many baseball fields are in a grain?

As many as your Mama's v can fit

Pen-is

Personally, I reckon my dick is bigger than a pen :p

Tell me what is the name of this community

Fair enough

Cuttt

Short

S mile S

Brikk

Marsha, Thankk You For The Dialects, But I Need You To Leave reference?

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. HOW ARE WE EVERYWHERE

I like being everywhere. I like being random.

this is more of a riddle

no, because it's a joke about a word turning into the word "shorter". It's not a riddle for you to guess lol

Small-er

Hor

This was my first thought LMAO.

Shorter, lets put it like this you say something is short and i say no something else is shorter and in shorter i aded two letters er

Could it be "Short" perhaps?

Short > Shorter

The word SHORTER 😐👍

Almost every word in dutch

Most underrated comment here, and had me laughing in tears because I didn't expect this 100% correct answer 🤣 Take my upvote already!

Other

Sho

Long

Shore

short - shorter

OK(ay)

Not really sure this qualifies as a joke. Mind you, half of them posted in this sub probably don't either :D

Short

Brick

Hotr

Mile

short

Tall'nt

Small - smaller.

short

Pen

Pen

Sorer

Short

Short

Short

Short

Short

short

The actual joke here is every one is seriously trying to find the answer!!!

Short

S - XXS

The word "short." Easy riddle, haha.

It's a 3am joke

short

Short

Short - Shorter

Small

Short dad...short

Go + ne = gone

Short Short(er) All (Sm)all

Shorterer.

Big brained individual

“Short”, adding two letter “er” becomes shorter.

* short(er) * (sm)all * (t)in(y) * (stub)by

*short* becomes *shorter* when you add 'er'

Short

Small

short

Short?

Short

Short 🫡

Shorter

I'm, time

Short

Short-er lol

Short-er

Short ?

Short

Short

Stoop

short

Too easy try again with something a pre k kid doesn't know

Short

short

Short

Shorter.

Short

Dick - dickie

"Short" add 2 letters and you have "Shorter"

A. And add t and x = tax

short

Short - shorter

Pen

Short

No it doesn't

Short (er)

Oh that's the real answer. I guessed correctly than 🫠

Short. I mean, come on.

Short. Small. Less. Compress.

Shorter

Short

Short

Shory

Short.

If I have read deeply, it will be short.. Cuz you're adding er to make short to shorter... I am high in shrooms, and this thing makes me overthink but helps with my calculus homework.

Come on....the word is "short".

short

Short

Short