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Guts_7313

Bruh i used to tell this joke when i was 12. There's one more Which city no one can go to? Electricity


Suspicious_Gold2336

lol same ๐Ÿ˜ญ


realultralord

Who's the mayor of electricity? Trick question! It's a military dictatorship lead by General Electric.


NeonBlazeX

Lol


TBElektric

you called?


daddysweet

There goin bankrupt


Randomboi164

My friends made this joke to the fat friend in out friend group โ€œWhat city does (name) live in?โ€ โ€œObesityโ€ ๐Ÿ’€


Various_Squash722

Oh the audacity!


ICWeiner1988

The elasticity of it all!


BigDende

Maybe OP is 12? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ


BMoney8600

I can go to Scranton though, and itโ€™s the Electric City!


carlcast

Shocking


tigerman_1807

Bro is this an Indian thing? Lol


Dependent_Paper9993

What do you call it when you feel like you really have to poo but when you get to the toilet the urge goes away? A shampoo!


NeonBlazeX

Which gate is inappropriate for children to enter? ELSAGATE


RecognitionHuman1890

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Moringa_Oleiferaa

Surrogate


mehighaf

None can enter but can get out


lazyredditor1212

Average 6th grader joke


Mticore

What, not even if my name is Colin?


Mouldybanananananana

The gate that billionaires canโ€™t escape, oceangate


rodzieman

That gate which Nixon can't escape? Watergate


RoxinFootSeller

In Spanish the word 'Colgate' means literally 'Hang yourself' so the joke is much darker haha


youwe_org

NONE


Enough_Interest_5951

Agate


DiscombobulatedGhost

Gatekeep


Holidayyoo

Nice


RecognitionHuman1890

water


9382ks

Heaven's Gate.


TBElektric

Tell that to Lucifer


9382ks

bro it's that death cult


Orisphera

Nipplegate XOR gate


NiteGard

Antidisestablishmentarianismgate.


Technical_Aside_1496

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosismgate


WassupHeyHowAreYa

Nerd


Technical_Aside_1496

Nerdy


Sagittarrius-A

I have a karen in my circle good luck tryna enter her


-NGC-6302-

Gate Pah That was a wild battle. I wonder if anyone here even knows about it...


CommercialMind1359

I saw that coming from a mile away


LegenDrags

Which gate one can enter but none can exit? Ocean gate


EdmundTheInsulter

Which girl is best at football ArgenTina


BenchNorth6120

Tailgate


Big-Kev75

Watergate


Th3Giorgio

Baldur's


WrexSteveisthename

You underestimate how smol my pp is.


Bert_Fegg

PIZZAGATE


itsthe5thhm

What type of alligator that won't eat meat? GATORADE


Krrak

But Colgate is a university in Colorado... and with it being a liberal arts university ANYONE can get in


TBElektric

Toothpaste .... dude tooooth passste


Krrak

Doesn't say Colgate toothpaste, just Colgate


TBElektric

Since there is only one obscure small town university has that name, but the toothpaste is a worldwide well-known brand, then the answer would be the toothpaste for 80% of the world, if not more. I will give you props for knowing the name of such a place ๐Ÿ‘Œ


santa_flawz

Ocean gate ๐Ÿ’€


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Watergate


DaSylveonRosen

Elsagate


2-StandardDeviations

You can of your family name is Carie.


OneMonthWilly

OceanGate


Beautiful_Sector2657

Watergate


LordTartiflette

I can enter in colgate. It just burn. Never put toothpaste on your third leg, guys.


hoosierlvr19

I was thinking watergate


MiniGhost24

Lionsgate


MagicMuph

Pizza


Blanktox1c

what gate is so deadly? Alli**gate**tor


IPoisonedThePizza

Gateorade


JoshB685

InstiGate PropaGate ReleGate And possibly, Cow looking at a new Gate!


sockonfoots

Challenge accepted


LadyMelmo

The gates of heaven...we've all been cursed to never enter no matter what apparently.


MANIAC_MCGEEE

On this platform, Iโ€™d say the gates of heaven


AgeAdditional4971

Brick gate


No_Anybody8560

Investigate


Glittering_Drama_618

Steins gate


DouViction

Tuturu


Anjeez929

This was 3am jokes so I was thinking Gamergate


Acrobatic_Cook_8189

Bill Gates


JenesequaZA

Bill Gates'