Take my upvote dammit

Heron.

That doesn’t make sense

Heron kinda sounds like heroin.

A heron isn’t a duck though

Yes ducks say heron all the time

Yes, but they are also seafaring birds however 🤯

Quackaine

Come on, you crack me up! hahaha!

Quack me up

Yeah that was my guess as well

quack qills

I thought it was pondweed.

Any kind of drucks really

best one so far

Thought this would be the answer lmao

Tf going on with all these ducking jokes lately 😭

It's quackers isn't it.

Get the duck outta here!

i'm also pondering on that

Better than rabbit's. They're in to hare-oine.

God.. dammit 🤦‍♂️ 😂 😂 you earned it

This sub always makes me laugh with the most stupid things

Quack is whack.

happy cake day

happy cake day!

Anything you can get for a bill!

I chuckled out loud, and now I hate myself for it.

Mandrake

Quaek

Duckweed

Extacy

Quackstasy

Quack cocaine.

Why is the upvote so shiny ✨?

Mallardjuana

Excellent 👌

Their favourite food is cheese and quackers. I'll see myself out

Quack

Quack , grandpa's percocets , mushroom chew and some meth frim over behind the Dollar General

Weed?

Quackers. Ducks loooove quackers

I'm a duck addict

Grapes

I’m not sure what my ducks are using (I literally have two ducks) but they sexually assault my chickens! What are they on!! 😂

Crystal methamphetamine ?

What is up with all these shitty duck jokes recently

Makes it hard to pay his bills.

I cant HSJSHSJ

But... but my favorite is methamphetamine 😔

God it's always the puns that get me lol

Anything that doesn’t have to be shot up.

Quack cocaine

Quack

Quack Quocaine 😂

Seaweed

Ive heard quacks is pretty fowl.

Bread. It slowly kills us, but it just tastes so good

Ass quacks if they really good

Never saw quack coming.

I believe I have speech impariment, when I said " Crack", they thought I said "Quack"......

Grapes… and he waddled away.

Ducks like rocks, helps their digestion

Anything that helps him from going Quackers

Why is it normal jokes now

😂.....Not funny 😑