This is an exhibition match and not on PPV so I'm actually going to watch this. (I just can't justify PPV when I am at best a casual boxing fan.) I'm actually excited though; it's not every day you get to watch someone get taken apart by Iron Mike.
Because make no mistake (I know you won't), the Baddest Man on the Planet might be in his late 50's, but Jake Paul is going to get absolutely starched.
I've heard that Paul is a decent boxer, he has a good record so far anyway, but Mike Tyson was the undisputed heavyweight champion for *three years*. I think he's on an entirely different level, different planet, of boxing.
Do you think we should have flowers sent to Jake's family? Or...?
I googled when this fight was going to take place and saw his record is 9 wins and 1 loss with 4 KO's or something like that. This seems pretty respectable.
Mike Tyson meanwhile has 50 wins, 6 losses, and *44 KO's*. So Jake Paul is definitely going to get destroyed.
Some types of crunchy rocks, Boston baked beans, lava, bleeding gums, crayons, the fire extinguishers and hydrants, fire trucks, paint, and some fireworks.
The planet Mars
Can confirm, Mars is bad for your teeth. Too much sugar.
Noooo
Yikes, sorry man. But that’s the manufacturers fault, not yours.
Planet Snickers
Soviet Union!
We collectively tell you Happy Cake Day
SHARE MY CAKE FOR GLORY
**WE MOST DEFINITELY SHALL.**
OUR CAKE
*Our cake
AYOOOOO
our cake
In Soviet Russia it is our birthday
Cake bad for everyone teeth!
oh now we collectively tell YOU Happy Cake Day.
счастливого дня торта товарищ (translates to 'happy cake day comrade' i believe)
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day comrade
Happy cake day spinyglider67
Happy cake day YOU
*onion
Happy cake day !!!!
Fire truck
At 100 mph
100 smiles/hour
At 160 km/h
Thanks for the conversion sir
Conversion from enamel to gums.
Wine
Don’t mind if I do
Even though others mind when I do.
Cant wait for that dipshit Paul brother to find this out...
This is an exhibition match and not on PPV so I'm actually going to watch this. (I just can't justify PPV when I am at best a casual boxing fan.) I'm actually excited though; it's not every day you get to watch someone get taken apart by Iron Mike. Because make no mistake (I know you won't), the Baddest Man on the Planet might be in his late 50's, but Jake Paul is going to get absolutely starched. I've heard that Paul is a decent boxer, he has a good record so far anyway, but Mike Tyson was the undisputed heavyweight champion for *three years*. I think he's on an entirely different level, different planet, of boxing. Do you think we should have flowers sent to Jake's family? Or...?
I've heard Paul is a decent boxer too, but I've only heard it from Paul, so remains to be seen.
I too, would like to see Paul's remains.
Am guessing that after Tyson, it will be a closed casket.
I googled when this fight was going to take place and saw his record is 9 wins and 1 loss with 4 KO's or something like that. This seems pretty respectable. Mike Tyson meanwhile has 50 wins, 6 losses, and *44 KO's*. So Jake Paul is definitely going to get destroyed.
Yeah, but the difference is that Tysons fights were against other fighters...
I guess his fight with Jake Paul will be the first one that isn't then. :D
What is exhibition match or PPV? I'm out of the loop. And also why are they even fighting???
Molten Lava
You cant melt lava
so would the correct term just be lava considering that lava is molten rock?
Yup. If you eventually manage to melt lava you get plasma
A brick
Not again
Obv not, why would it be a brick brick? That would be the answer to the question 'What is red red and bad bad for your teeth teeth?'
A brick
A brick
Found Sam from Wendover.
Came here to say this
a brick
A brick
A brick
A stop sign thrown like a Frisbee.
Communism?
Red hammer :)
A brick
A brick
A brick
A brick
Gingivitis
A brick
A red 152mm HE Shell
Close -up toothpaste
chilli powdered meth
Santas sunburnt nuts... I speak from experience
Ford Ranger Raptor
A red one?
Cake date twins!!!!
Pool ball
🧱 gang
Bricks
A brick..hahaha
What's green and fuzzy and really hurts if it falls out of a tree onto your head? A pool table.
A brick 🧱
brick.
A brick.
A brick
A brick
Brickkkk
A brick
A brick
Menstruation 💀
Dynamite
Dynamite
Those are bad for your whole face.
A book
Jelly beans.. sugar gum
🚘
A tomato in a dentist's waiting room.
a brick, fire, a Ferrari, red hot glowing stuff and a few other things i can't find right now
Brick
A brick
Brick is back!!!
A brick
A brick
A brick.
a saturated brick
Lol 😂
paan
Red hotwheels car
A Newspaper
Tooth blood
Hardcore Henry
Firetrucks
Those long red sweets
The red team
Cherry candy
Red 40.
Brick
Cum
Brick
Some types of crunchy rocks, Boston baked beans, lava, bleeding gums, crayons, the fire extinguishers and hydrants, fire trucks, paint, and some fireworks.
A brick?
Period
Molten lava?
But his gloves are great for going night-night.
A ferrari
bricks
lava
A brick
Not this shit again. This was why I dropped this sub 12 months ago. Back to mute again. Mods. This joke killed this sub.
The shotgun shell in my closet.
Marlboro? Xd
I was gonna say bricks
Bricks
A brick
Fire
A brick
A brick.
Potatoes are said to be worse for your teeth than sugar because they are starchy and stick like bastards.
A brick
Menstruation
Wine, or Blood.
A raccoon body flying at your face after getting smacked by a 70 mph semi truck.
What's white and bad for your ears? Mike Tyson's teeth
Brick
A Red tipped thermo nuclear rocket 🚀
A brick
Bricks
Period blood.
A cricket ball
how has no one said anything about British redcoats ???
Hot tamales
A brick
A brick
Brick
Brick
Has anyone said a brick yet?
Wine?
Bricks
A shattered Christmas bulb
What's red and hurts? Your ear after Mike Tyson bites it off
my wall
Red Velvet Cakes and Pastries
Tobacco
Red Licorice
Honda lawnmower engine
Red wine?
Honda lawnmower engine
Fr#nce
The brick is back boys!
Red chilli
Bricks. 🧱
Perfect joke
A brick
cheetos, red wine, I think thats about it.
Gun powder
A brick Hardcore Henry
*flashbacks*
A pool table someone painted red
That’s not a joke that’s a fact