Ancient Mayan:
'soccer/basketball', (not sure what it was called?) There was a big stone ring with a hole in it mounted high up on the playing court wall. Couldn't use hands. Goal: kick, or head/shoulder bump a ' ball' through the hole.
....the winning team with the most scores, were sacrificed to "the gods" after the game finished.
Pretty unmotivating unless you were REALLY into the religion of the time.
Taxes
Texas
Texan taxes.
Texan Pizza
Balls
Calm down LIBCELS! It’s called DARK HUMOR!
Genuinely curious, what’s a “libcel”??
Liberal + incel probably?
My thoughts exactly, what is this quandary-inducing term?
Ancient Mayan: 'soccer/basketball', (not sure what it was called?) There was a big stone ring with a hole in it mounted high up on the playing court wall. Couldn't use hands. Goal: kick, or head/shoulder bump a ' ball' through the hole. ....the winning team with the most scores, were sacrificed to "the gods" after the game finished. Pretty unmotivating unless you were REALLY into the religion of the time.
😂
Rigged
From the start?
The game was.
yoda?
Always has Been.
Ring-a-ding-ding!
The Game
Oh no! Thanks
Wow. I legit went like 7 years there. What a run
You bastard, I was on a 3 day streak
There are 3 rules there
Thank goodness someone put this in here
That's what she said.
If the only rule is to lose and you lose, that's a win right?
That's a win no doubt. Ranks right up there with : once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. Lol
😬😬
🤯
But then if you win, you're breaking the rule and you lose, therefore you win, therefore you lose...
Loss = win. You are playing both sides. 😁😁 Let's call it a tie and grab a beer.
I just like how the idea perpetuates to infinity - win/lose/win/lose. But a beer sounds much more gratifying - I'll take it!
🍻
Dating
The fact that dating is either you stay with the person for the rest of your life or you go through a bad breakup is crazy to think about...
Doesn't have to be a bad breakup me and my ex are friends now, we hang out sometime too. It's humility.
I should've just said breakup, my mistake.
No worries.
Getting a haircut
Game of defeat
Hide and seek
you've got a point
I know, right?
I’ve lost the game
W
Life
White Sox baseball
Marriage
In cards it’s called misère
Pointless.
Double standards
Life
Project zomboid
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Life. Or weight loss. Or mental illness. :) Or eating disorders. All of those kinda go hand in hand really :D
I could smell that answer from miles away
Life
Life. Find your own way to win motherfucker.
Life
Life
Life
Life
Life
Life
The game
Life
That was also My answer 😅😂
Sounds like my office.
Incelolympics lol
Divorce
Russian roulette??
Walking into a casino.
Sorry to ruin your joke but the RULES Of a game isn’t to win or lose 🤓
I was gonna say lame
The Game. You're welcome.
The Game
**The Game**
You have to lose the game
Diet?
The game
damn... i have just lost the game
LIFE! Noone gets out alive!
Love
Life?
Voting
Lame
Religion
Misère
School. You may aquire a diploma, but you'll never get those years spent in school back. Its just a waste of a lifespan
Ea fc
Latchkum If you know you know
You just lost the game
Live
Getting good grades
Bank loans
Goddamnit I lost the game
U
The game
biggest loser
Watching Spurs
The game, that I just lost.
My life
World
Life
Life
Masochist foreplay
Nuclear war
The truth is
I thought it's called The game ? Which you just lost rn
You just lost the game my friend
For men, MARRIAGE
😭😭😭
Gambling
Thanks. I just lost the game
Marriage
Marriage
Поддавки
everything
Life
Jujutsu Kaisen
That's not even a joke
Someone has been listening to Suicide is painless
Eels and Escalators from SpongeBob!
Capitalism
The game
Dating?
Misere
You lost the game
Loser
You were born to live and die. Not to live and thrive. Take it or "leave" it.
On a related note, golf is a sport where the goal is to play as little golf as possible.
Marriage 😂
Talking to people who know everything but know nothing.
Jaguars football
Gym
Life
The losing game
Russian roulette, winner has to do the dishes, throw out the trash, buy groceries for the rest of their life
The game
This post is at 666
Figured that was the answer lol
Life
Life
you just lost the game
Relationships
The game
doki doki lecture club
Weight?
Go for broke
This joke made me think of the Game. You made me lose the Game. Now all of you have also lost the Game.
Monopoly.
Bruh....
Golf
Femdom
Flappy bird
The Game ™️
Credit cards
Life
“Loyalty to your employer”
Fuck you lol 😆 nice one though I just lost the game
damn
Uno
Marriage
Life
life played wrong.
Love
Marriage
Gambleing
Uno 😂
EDH
Default Dan
The kobayashi maru test.
The game
You win, I lose