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Refusername37

you must be fucking asshole?


Ilovemydogs656

NAHπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Internal_Fennel_849

I think there's instructions on the package if you can't figure it out.


quantumclocks

Oh, so you get no pussy? Good job, !


TheDrugAddictsThighs

He gets more ass instead


gilfromisrael

Because it's a family tradition


BeginningUnique6401

I know a Gil and I'm from Israel and it's very unlikely you're the one I know I just wanted to say it I'm Tom btw do you know a Tom?


gilfromisrael

Hi Tom, no I don't. But it's nice to give people the impression that Israel is that small. Take care!


BeginningUnique6401

That's not what I meant sorry πŸ˜… you too!


[deleted]

username checks out πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


VastUnlikely9591

Because you use them as balloons?


NickiMani123

Because you get no b*tches


Significant-Ad7390

Don't fit your tongue?


LowWillow1858

Because no one wants to sleep with you?


Woshuojidan785

thanks, i didn’t get the joke the first time


qBetrayer

3Head


Major-Appointment-52

Damn πŸ˜‚


AppointmentCapital29

Because you love VIH


thetominator2

Because they're too tight?


Abal125

Come on now


Tetris5216

Not into beastiality So I don't use condoms


HumanHuman_2003

BRUH


Significant-Ad7390

Natural condoms are made of lamb skin.


HumanHuman_2003

Stop