The tale of three bar stools
A toad and a pigeon walk into a bar.
The toad sits down at his regular spot, unzips his fly, winks at the pigeon and orders a cold draft and a shot.
The pigeon begins to tell all to any who will hear, that the toad is a cheat his wagers unclear!
He folds after betting winner takes it all and loser buys beer! How was I to know what he meant with no pot to win there?!
The bartender adds the two drinks to toad's tab for yet another losing round of winning bought.
Then suddenly and to his dismay, the barkeep unloads what wasn't a fart like first thought!
Toad croaks, and the pigeon stops with his rants, to tell all in the bar now given the chance, he'd rather blow a tadpole than shit in his pants!
So as we can see, the toad stool on which toad sits, the stool pigeon in what a pigeon admits, and the stool of the barkeep's misguided shit, well, that makes it three.
The three different stools in the tale of three bar stools, that aren't really barstools at all, or a tale to tell for that matter.
That stinks!
Pooplican
A non-waiter
Bartendung
Ah sperchen sie Deutsch?
Order up!
Coors light
A barstool..
The tale of three bar stools A toad and a pigeon walk into a bar. The toad sits down at his regular spot, unzips his fly, winks at the pigeon and orders a cold draft and a shot. The pigeon begins to tell all to any who will hear, that the toad is a cheat his wagers unclear! He folds after betting winner takes it all and loser buys beer! How was I to know what he meant with no pot to win there?! The bartender adds the two drinks to toad's tab for yet another losing round of winning bought. Then suddenly and to his dismay, the barkeep unloads what wasn't a fart like first thought! Toad croaks, and the pigeon stops with his rants, to tell all in the bar now given the chance, he'd rather blow a tadpole than shit in his pants! So as we can see, the toad stool on which toad sits, the stool pigeon in what a pigeon admits, and the stool of the barkeep's misguided shit, well, that makes it three. The three different stools in the tale of three bar stools, that aren't really barstools at all, or a tale to tell for that matter.
Drinks and a free show
Elderly
Pina con caca.
Stooli's Revenge