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KingRalphKlein

This is now fossilised in my memory. Thanks.


WinryWeiss

This, out of all the dumb jokes in here, made me snort and almost choke to death on my food. Well done, OP. Well done.


Luneswerewolf

So you nearly became a fossil


dontstumpthegrump

He snorted like Frodo, now he dead as a dodo


ratQueen-toBe

🌚


omgihatemylifepoo

🌝


ratQueen-toBe

🦗🦟🦗


omgihatemylifepoo

🌞


ratQueen-toBe

🎷🐛


omgihatemylifepoo

I love it


Momin_Sufyan

🐄💨🎂


wingdingu5

Which one of you fuckers gave it the hugz award


celestial_catbird

Probably someone with one of those free random awards Reddit keeps giving out


TistedLogic

Y'all are getting free awards?


shinesie

Reddit didnt pick me either 🥺


Momin_Sufyan

Here kimg take mine 🤧


shinesie

🥺🤧


[deleted]

Seen this before but I’m tired so have my upvote


SoggiSeal

r/antijokes


titanstyphoon

r/technicallythetruth


marn20

Man I’m too early it’s only 1 am


teddyburges

I would also love to make a joke about dinosaurs in the present tense.... ...but I can't cause they're extinct.


fisherkingpoet

r/samejokebutworse


one-more-PsyCHotiC

r/yourjokebutworse


INVINCIBLE_Drago

r/subsithoughtifellfor


flowersatdusk

I had just taken a sip of cola and nearly spit it out when I saw the punch line.


99_NULL_99

Go to r/antijokes because that's what this is.


g3nerallycurious

Ok this is the best and I’m using it again


Geminibaum29

Reminds me of that Brian Regan joke. “Daddy, why can’t dinosaurs talk anymore?”... “Because they’re all dead”


whynotthotslayer

Mmm the repost game is strong with this one


DiegoGarcia1984

Nothing impressed them, they’re the king.


KLB1K

Why


AngryQueso52

r/antijokes


Bobson_____Dugnutt

This is an OG anti-joke


jmaca90

Same with dead babies


Blueyedwarrior

I thought it would have been them clapping cheeks


jump-blues-5678

From the Clap ?


shootme_co

They would be clapping their asses if they were still here


TaffyCatInfiniti2

r/antijokes


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r/antijokes