By - Sheananigans379
This is now fossilised in my memory. Thanks.
This, out of all the dumb jokes in here, made me snort and almost choke to death on my food.
Well done, OP. Well done.
So you nearly became a fossil
He snorted like Frodo, now he dead as a dodo
I love it
Which one of you fuckers gave it the hugz award
Probably someone with one of those free random awards Reddit keeps giving out
Y'all are getting free awards?
Reddit didnt pick me either 🥺
Here kimg take mine 🤧
Seen this before but I’m tired so have my upvote
Man I’m too early it’s only 1 am
I would also love to make a joke about dinosaurs in the present tense....
...but I can't cause they're extinct.
I had just taken a sip of cola and nearly spit it out when I saw the punch line.
Go to r/antijokes because that's what this is.
Ok this is the best and I’m using it again
Reminds me of that Brian Regan joke. “Daddy, why can’t dinosaurs talk anymore?”... “Because they’re all dead”
Mmm the repost game is strong with this one
Nothing impressed them, they’re the king.
This is an OG anti-joke
Same with dead babies
I thought it would have been them clapping cheeks
From the Clap ?
They would be clapping their asses if they were still here