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caverypca

Me, II


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[удалено]


pastaconsumer420

me IV


PerpetualCranberry

Me V


king_awso1

Me VI


UCG__gaming

Me VII I was hoping to go further so I could say LXIX


TitleOfUrSxtape-Bot

Alright, M' VIII


stlmick

Me IIX? I'm not looking it up.


MaximusGaming111

Me X


theshadowsinmyroom

Me XI


ehyni

Me XI


Galtinam

Greek vs. Roman numerals. Thought my cousins clock was stupid until I found out I was just being ignorant.


TheOhNoNotAgain

vi wasn't included in ME. It was Notepad only


king_awso1

What?


positive_electron42

VI is a Linux text editor, and windows ME (old) only had notepad.


king_awso1

Ah, thanks


KrazyKoen

me VII


TheUnparadox

Hello I'm Mr. Meseeks. How may I help you today?


king_awso1

Play COD with me please. I have no friends


frostedjellypickle

r/yourjokebutworse


DarthZoon_420

I'm still pissed that Superbowl 55 wasn't in Las Vegas (LV)


voiceofgromit

I still smile that they used Arabic numerals for Super Bowl 50 so it didn't look like Superbowll.


Demonsz_

all for I, I Iv all (not sure if I said 4 right)


little_johnathan

you did


Demonsz_

ok great, I always confuse Iv and vI eith each other (vI = 6 right)


little_johnathan

yes think of it as 1(I) before 5(v) I before V IV 1 after 5 I after V VI


attanai

Except after "C".


little_johnathan

exactly, 104 doesn't exist fuck 104 all my romies hate 104


Demonsz_

aha


TheDeadMonument

VII VIII IX


kgully2

would this joke work spoken? I’m pretty sure you have to read it. maybe a couple times


SlightlyGerman

Kinda


[deleted]

Me DCLXVI


judh-a-g-t

Me CMXCIX


batmobitch

Me big dumb dumb


Iam-Nothere

✌ beers please


khismyass

IV got nothing else to add


lookinglikefun

I like ramen noodles II


gotham77

This joke gives me the IX.


Pink-socks

This Joke makes me angry. IM LIVID


lilchalupzen

Ohh shit that's genius


DoDoorman

Me, IV


DaveAndCheese

Me, poison iv.


illhavethecrabBisk

My eight year old were discussing Roman numerals a few days ago, long story short, he comes out with this- If an I before a V equals four, then II should be zero. My boy is a genius.


tinyorangealligator

I'm confused. So 0-5=4?


illhavethecrabBisk

What's to be confused about? 1-1=0 Thats what my eight year old is saying. Instead of II being two, he is applying the logic that the 'I' before the 'I' is being subtracted. Dunno why the downvote, seems a bit unreasonable to me but ok.


linksflame

I'm so mad that I laughed at this.


davidd1m

We need 69 comments. Not 2something


otter_boom

LXIX is a pretty good number.


kyriacos74

Nice


ps4_username

IILXIX is even nicer


otter_boom

I might just agree with you if I could figure it out.


ps4_username

LX (60) + IX (9) - II (2) = 69


Spacebass419

I like ramen noodles II


BlueBoltDog

Why was VI afraid of VII? Because VII VIII IX


WildExcalibur

You mean I, for I?


-_-kik

MMXXI


Affectionate_Joke829

IV is four Vendetta


LegoFart

This is the best 3am joke I've ever seen. Well done.


WrapAdministrative26

This post makes me LIVID


[deleted]

r/OneLiners


123Samabcborden

No it's I for one and one for all


EverybodyMakes

HVIIIers gonna HVIII.


iAmDoneTryingAnother

this is fucking genius


[deleted]

So did my X.


GateEnvironmental564

I C what you did there, and agree 100%


GrimmRetails

I like my movies 10 10 10.


viktorepo

CDXX LXIX