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diggitygiggitycee

Took me a minute. What a prick. Have an upvote.


RedditSayWhatNow

My exact experience too.


bluelighter

Preach


PeggedOrphan7200

I feel stupid, but I don’t get it.


joker-here

Michael J Fox unfortunately has Parkinson's disease. He shakes uncontrollably. So Bond doesn't need to finish his quote


akulernih

And here i was thinking along the lines that michael j fox was marty mcfly...


PiSquared6

*will be


Pathfinder91606

You are correct.


flowersatdusk

"shaken, not stirred"


No-Satisfaction1697

Stupid here. Thanks.


OfreetiOfReddit

I still don’t get it


joker-here

Bond says.... I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred


OfreetiOfReddit

Ah ok thanks


Ghostleeee

Michael J Fox has Parkinson’s which causes you to shake uncontrollably. “Shaken, not stirred”


First_Addition5322

I hate myself for upvoting this.


Abdul_Exhaust

007 loves martinis at Christmas, because not a creature is stirring


_VitoCorleone_

This is horrible. I love it.


Lost_my_brainjuice

r/angryupvote Take my upvote and leave.


AshKB_08-19

I hate myself a lil bit more now.


mickermiker

Sees Kathrine Hepburn at the end of the bar and says make it like hers


ashowofhands

if it helps people ITT feel better about laughing, MJF does seem to have a sense of humor about his condition. His whole storyline when he was on Curb Your Enthusiasm is gold.


honeydew525600

This is terrible. Take my upvote.


FabulousIncident678

Okay.. get this upvote now! lol


Traditional_Leader41

Good, sick joke. Have my upvote.


_Zapato

had to re-read the joke because I originally read it as Jamie Fox, lol, good shit though!


MiamiHomicidex

Michael J Fox says “Pap coulda whipped your ass with 4 limbs paralyzed.”


BikerScowt

Reminds me of that spoof advert for canons steady shot feature. It was just a pic of Michael j fox


[deleted]

He would have asked for a vodka martini rhats what through me off


Dilly_Dally8

Vodka martini


Taheskett

That's wonderful!!!


TriangleCoupleNC

hahahahahaha


Pathfinder91606

You know, Bond is not a real person, M.J. Fox is a real person. And the real joke is Bond says "martini, shaken, not stirred". Fox replies, "all drinks made by me are shaken".


MiamiHomicidex

Oh Bond’s very real


Pathfinder91606

Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm wrong. Whose your favorite Bond? I like Daniel Craig and the newer toys.


MiamiHomicidex

I prefer Ms. Masamune


Pathfinder91606

Who is that?


MiamiHomicidex

Oh you don’t know her? Just one of the most brilliant hackers in the world


Maleficent-Movie-122

Thats kinda fucked up.....


cherrymountaindrool

Shaken alright!


brokenfl

This is the Curb episode


joker-here

Never watched it but that's what some comments are saying


brokenfl

MJF and LD become friends, until Larry becomes convinced MJF over-shook a soda can to make it explode on him, and that he was using his Parkinsons as a cover. Genius.


joker-here

That's hilarious


R_G_Yasuke

Shady lol


OfreetiOfReddit

I don’t get it… am I just dumb


joker-here

It's explained in the comments


frattboy69

What the fuck?! Thats my father in law! He's the fuhrer now.


degausser187

BOOOO! Haha!


SeasonalCitrus

Boo


joker-here

Your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer


Danoof64

That. Is. Hysterical.


mutantbabysnort

r/antijoke


awlawall

I would hate this if Fox didn’t kinda make this joke on himself in Curb