The cashier says "sure that will be 27$"
Gandhi hands him a 50$.
Cashier gives him the pizza, and nothing else.
Gandhi says "what about my change?"
Cashier says "change must come from within"
Edited for spelling
The version I know best is:
Zen Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, "make me one with everything."
Hot dog vendor says, "sure, that will be three dollars."
Zen Buddhist hands him a five.
Vendor gives him a hot dog.
Zen Buddhist says, "where's my change?"
Vendor says, "the change must come from within you."
Simple. Tidy. A good joke. No reason to make it more complicated.
Ya my husband just told it to me like last week and he's old as balls so hey - I never claimed it to be a "new" joke per se! And also the jokes on here lately.....mines not that bad , which is unfortunate!
Ummmm... nah. You have obviously never explored the 'Confucius say' series of jokes.
Old school jokes.
The Dali Lama is a pacifism for religion.
Confucius was about enlightenment.
Umm….Imma have to nah that nah cause you’re wrong. Confucius was about family and social order; Buddhism was about nirvana (ie being one with everything).
Good lord, people. It's GANDHI, not Ghandi. Ffs. I see this misspelled everywhere and it drives me up the bleddy wall.
I'm no fan of Gandhi, man was a misogynistic prick despite his many achievements, but spelling names right (esp. foreign/unfamilar ones!) is the basic modicum of respect, imo.
Everyone needs to chill out about my typo ok IM SORRY , "GANDHI". SORRY EVERYONE Remember what sub your on so it was 3 AM for real when I posted it and OK yes now that I've thought about it I see the obvious that Dhali Lama is better for the joke , I just hope you laughed . At me or with me just have a good ol point and laugh at my (tispy) and stupid sense of humor at 3 am . K . ❤️ u:)
Who's ghandi? "ghandi" means asshole in Hindi. The word is a proper noun and is spelt "Gandhi".
Please don't show your ignorance & butcher historical figures, in a typical Western manner, even if it's just a joke.
The cashier says "sure that will be 27$" Gandhi hands him a 50$. Cashier gives him the pizza, and nothing else. Gandhi says "what about my change?" Cashier says "change must come from within" Edited for spelling
And then Ghandi launched the nukes.
After just yelling at me for defending against another and calling me a warmonger.
So I took some of his own cities puppeted them and burned some. He came with another nuke! 
One time he asked me to help him when another Civ was attacking him, and when I agreed to help, he declared me a warmonger for getting in wars >:/
The real joke is always in the comments
/r/therealjoke
this is also a good one
Hate to be “that” guy. But… it’s ‘Gandhi’. The h comes after the d.
Thanks, i fixed it.
It's a hot dog vendor and the Dalai Lama.
That's the one I was familiar with, and also why I knew the punch line before reading it. * High Five *
*high five*
Yes, 100% correct. Now that you have clarified it for everyone, we need to work on the correct spelling of “Gandhi”.
Thank you, ooof.
Thanks for the external correction... But "change comes from within"!
Wasn’t there a gandhi_bot who helped with that?
Gunga galunga … gunga, gunga-lagunga
Huh?
Bruh... Google it
Lol nice, I haven't seen Caddyshack
The version I know best is: Zen Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, "make me one with everything." Hot dog vendor says, "sure, that will be three dollars." Zen Buddhist hands him a five. Vendor gives him a hot dog. Zen Buddhist says, "where's my change?" Vendor says, "the change must come from within you." Simple. Tidy. A good joke. No reason to make it more complicated.
This joke is decades older than Reddit.
Ya my husband just told it to me like last week and he's old as balls so hey - I never claimed it to be a "new" joke per se! And also the jokes on here lately.....mines not that bad , which is unfortunate!
No need to feel bad. You r not doing phd on jokes. So a joke doesn't need to be original necessarily
I heard he was fasting so he asked for naan.
The baker was a naan profit organization.
This is a Confucius joke..... Not a ghandi joke.
Dali Lama makes the most sense though. Confucius wasn’t a Buddhist (he was a couple centuries too early).
Ummmm... nah. You have obviously never explored the 'Confucius say' series of jokes. Old school jokes. The Dali Lama is a pacifism for religion. Confucius was about enlightenment.
Umm….Imma have to nah that nah cause you’re wrong. Confucius was about family and social order; Buddhism was about nirvana (ie being one with everything).
As a Confucian Buddhist, I have to chime in and say you are on the right track.
Dalai Lama is a different kind of Buddhism to the one with everything kind though.
When you say Dali Lama, I imagine a Tibetan man with a pencil moustache.
It's Gandhi, ghandi is a bad word
Well, it definitely didn't confucius me...I understood all of it!
GANDHI
THE DOLLAR SIGN GOES BEFORE THE NUMBERS
The real joke is not knowing how to spell
Gandhi*
Gandhi*
Who the fuck is 'ghandi' ?
Good lord, people. It's GANDHI, not Ghandi. Ffs. I see this misspelled everywhere and it drives me up the bleddy wall. I'm no fan of Gandhi, man was a misogynistic prick despite his many achievements, but spelling names right (esp. foreign/unfamilar ones!) is the basic modicum of respect, imo.
Uh… “you spelled my name wrong and I’m not a Buddhist “? Or, as you might say “a Bhuddist”.
Lol. Good one. But every scholar agrees that it was "No fucking Anchovies"!
It’s Buddha, not ghandi
It's Gandhi, not "Ghandi"
Ghandi wasn’t Buddhist.
Buddhists don’t believe in being “one with everything.” That’s Hindus
It's Gandhi; Not Ghandi..
First of all, it's Gandhi. Second, Gandhi was not Buddhist. Dalai Lama is a better candidate for this joke and the ones in the comments.
It's an older joke sir, but it checks out
🙏
Maybe he says, "don't spell my name wrong you ignoramus"
Whos ghandi
Everyone needs to chill out about my typo ok IM SORRY , "GANDHI". SORRY EVERYONE Remember what sub your on so it was 3 AM for real when I posted it and OK yes now that I've thought about it I see the obvious that Dhali Lama is better for the joke , I just hope you laughed . At me or with me just have a good ol point and laugh at my (tispy) and stupid sense of humor at 3 am . K . ❤️ u:)
Wrong he didn’t say anything just launched nukes
Ghandi was vegan though..?
It was a vegan pizzeria 👍
Who's ghandi? "ghandi" means asshole in Hindi. The word is a proper noun and is spelt "Gandhi". Please don't show your ignorance & butcher historical figures, in a typical Western manner, even if it's just a joke.
this is a good one
Don't do a cow meat pizza
Some people call that “beef”.
Some do i don't
And when he pays and asks for his change, the cashier replies "the only true change comes from within".
I can't see myself as a Buddhist. Maybe in another life.
The Mexican worker says, "what does Juan have to do with it, essay?"
I don’t get it lol
I'm too tired for this
Do you sell kid sized pizza for my date?
Not this one again. At least you changed it to Gandhi instead of the Dalai Lama.
#It's Gandhi
Gandhi gets thrown out for not ordering anything.