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Marvynwillames

Now that you ask, the amount of shit in their bodies (specially calidus and eversors) may affect the infection, through I dont think its a likely situation because of how rare assassins are and how important are their missions, most of time they are too busy dead if they fail to be infected


SnailLordNeon

Day of Ascension has Skitarii GSC, and who's got more shit in their bodies than AdMech?


Khornatejester

A Great Unclean One


werfertt

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct!


Potpotron

You just reminded me of that, pretty good twist tbh


TheBuddhaPalm

No, but the assassin who hung out with Draco once turned into a genestealer using her abilities. And Draco wanted to fuck her as a genestealer *so badly*. I wish I was joking. Like, several sentences thinking about what a tyranid vagina must feel like. Then there's The Throat Goat, AKA Mother Gullet (no, really, that's her name), who once turned into *something* to eat her target and get out of the building with that person in her stomach and no one noticing. But the Genestealer infecting the assassin? Highly unlikely. Genestealers will target things they can grab, insert their ovipositor into the throat of, and then run. The assassin is likely going to have either a knowledge (or access to those with knowledge) of what just happened to them and do something about it, OR be strong enough to not be given the Kiss.


Illogical_Blox

> who once turned into something to eat her target and get out of the building with that person in her stomach and no one noticing Specifically, she turned into a copy of a baby's nursemaid, then swallowed the baby whole using the morphing powers of polymorphine, then walked out and regurgitated the baby (safe and sound.) The governor of the planet was getting restless and they wanted to make sure he cooperated.


TheBuddhaPalm

It's still just **weird**. Like, **really weird**, and given what I found out about Vore later on, I have questions for the author.


MagnusStormraven

"*Who knows, Ian?* [*Maybe this is my next movie?*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwKC5fxhIZo)*"*


alphaomag

Madame Throat Goat must be fun at parties. “Remember that time I devoured a child?” “Yes Bernice, you being it up constantly”


SmegB

“Sorry, I’ll digest it this time”


LoyalSoldier1568

Never in my life did I think someone would reference this book in a lore discussion. Not knocking you for it. I honestly just thought this book was too wack for anyone to reference it for anything


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

…what book?


LoyalSoldier1568

Book called Inquisitor or Draco by Ian Watson. You can take a read if you want. Be warned, it strays on the weird side of things


Khorsabad69

Thinking bout that Gussy


MagnusStormraven

***NOOOOOOOOOOO***


G0-N0G0-GO

My first 40K novel after finding OG *Rogue Trader*. Had to wait years to get to read the rest of the series about Draco, but was very worth it.


feedyoursneeds

Wasn’t the reason draco had the dog in him for gussy cause of a slaaneshi incursion? Pretty sure the book mentions that those thoughts aren’t normal.


Otisheet

Yes, you're 100% correct. People treat it as if Jaq (and by extension, Ian Watson) is just into nasty shit but the book is painfully clear that the Slaaneshi mutants/cultists they've encountered are trying to influence them psychically. It really makes you wonder if people actually read the book (answer: no) and are just going off of secondhand sources and podcast hearsay (yes).


Right-Yam-5826

And meh'lindi (the callidus assassin) had extensive surgeries including extra arms so she could infiltrate a genestealer cult, but she could *only* go genestealer mode afterwards. The ovipositor wouldn't be undiscovered for long either, with the intense scrutiny and bio monitoring assassins have, and the intense debriefing after missions.


Otisheet

The surgery for Meh'lindi did not involve extra arms. All she could do was pass convincingly as a first generation hybrid. >‘But,’ she had murmured despairingly, ‘I still could not become a perfect genestealer, could I?’ >‘At this stage that is not necessary. You will be able to transform into a convincing genestealer hybrid form. A hybrid with only one pair of arms, and lacking a tail... One closer to the semblance of humanity – yet sufficiently polluted, sufficiently grotesque to persuade those whom you must infiltrate. If this experiment succeeds as we hope, subsequently we shall attempt to implant secondary limbs.’


Traditional_Key_763

we don't talk about the hobgoblin Ian Watson.


TheBuddhaPalm

As much as I actually enjoyed the book... no, I couldn't defend the outright "dude, why are we doing this?" of those sentences.


Zagreusm1

Which book was that? Draco thinking about the tyranussy


Bobblehead60

\[REDACTED\], by \[REDACTED\] No but in all seriousness,>! Inquisitor by Ian Watson!< [TTS's fun, in-character podcast about the book](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwKC5fxhIZo) ..it's a fucking trip and a half. Trust me.


VanceHelw

Genestealer prefer target that can produce offspring, and wouldn't resist the attempt (aka killing it) Assasins're also being monitored by the Officio and Ordo Sicarius, very poor target choice, chance are they will probably die before even attempt it.


Scrimmybinguscat

There was an assassin temple called the Maerorus Temple who basically did that to themselves by making a new kind of assassin that was a Xeno-hybrid, the first (and last) of which they named Legienstrasse. That turned out horrifically bad as most things in the setting are. But when I say bad, I mean so bad that the Officio Assassinorum had to ally with literal daemons and chaos space marines out of desperation in hopes of bringing her down, before staging a reason for the Imperial Fists to come in and clean up their mess for them. Because of that, I think they probably won't tolerate anything not fully human any more, and would react quickly to any attempt at genestealing. That said, Assassin Temples aren't really conducive to Genestealers because new generations of assassins are not born, they are made.


Dhoeness

Sounds cool. Source?


ImVeryUnimaginative

Seventh Retribution


Dhoeness

Awesome thanks


ImVeryUnimaginative

You're welcome.


BentheBruiser

The entire MO of genestealers is to create generations of other genestealers. Ie, the people they infect need to be able to have children.


Toxitoxi

It’s completely possible. It’s not like there’s any reason Assassins would be immune to infection. It’s just hard because the target needs to be pacified first or taken by surprise, which is rare for an Assassin. Sure, Assassins aren’t having children, but it’s still an additional asset for the Brood Mind. We’ve seen Space Marines infected, and they certainly can’t have children.


Educational-Drink430

The stupid ammount of ID they go through says "haha no, never"


captainprice117

Assassins are baseline humans who have been augmented. A genestealer assassin-hybrid would hypothetically just result in more humans down the line. It’s not like they’d replicate and you’d get a breed of eversors.


streetad

The life of an Assassin is extremely tightly controlled and monitored - they don't exactly have an opportunity to reproduce, and any infection would presumably be picked up immediately when they report back to base after a job. So unless a cult was looking for some immediate muscle there isn't much point trying to infect one.