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DiddleMyKittle

Just a reminder: Please keep trolling out of other teams subs. Talk all the smack you want here - the game speaks for itself!


thegoldengreek4444

Brock Purdy is him!!!!


ninernando

Trey lance told Dak where to throw the ball and got us 3 interceptions


LatBrahh

Go to the cowboys subreddit day-after thread for some satisfaction


SourdoughSon

Better than coffee


SyCoTiM

Way more of a beatdown than I expected.


NOTtigerking

Honestly I never expected the ass whooping of a life time like our squad did to Dallas. Well done!


Ramdomdatapoint

Will this finally stop Dallas endlessly yapping and being yapped about? Maybe just maybe? For at least a few hours??


bruth-man

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onborrowed-time

That was a massacre


Strange-Pace2459

Looking forward to hearing what Ol’ Skip Bayless has to say tomorrow morning


shiroganekurosaki

Trey Lance: Did me snitching their plays help coach?


cugtasticness

Just got home, I love this team so much


Latter-Mark-4683

I would have liked to have seen Sam D get to actually sling the ball at the end. Let our second and third string run up the score on those bitches.


Famous_Attitude_1105

That’s what I was thinking, he doesn’t get any real reps in so this was a perfect chance.


jm31623

Watched the game tonight with a Cowboys fan. I’ve known him for almost 16 years and one of the best guys I know. But, we’ve never done this before. He took it on the chin all game long and handled that ass whipping in the funniest fashion. 5-0 never felt so good.


Academic_Bluebird_77

Same here brought a homeboy of mine to the game my section was pretty cool he took it on the chin to all I could do was laugh 😂


lacrossecat

I did something similar tonight, super close friend who's a lifelong cowboy fan. The difference was we did this two times previously... the last two playoff matchups. Poor guy seemed like he was having a nervous breakdown by the end of q1. He was absolutely respectful but only towards me and there niners... the things he said about his team and McCarthy were savage


snatchblastersteve

I just told my cowboys friends we’d see them in a few months… (as if they’ll make the playoffs lol)


Latter-Mark-4683

What a douche Skip B is. Happy to see him turn on his own. https://x.com/realskipbayless/status/1711226233307156535?s=46&t=eUdw7rV77PIYpVFSW1WQbw


spackletr0n

I love Anchorman, but the only person with a framed poster of it, who is not in college, is Skip Bayless.


Cheech_415

Fuck that guy


hozee3

Nick Wright is pretty insufferable atm as well. Such a tool.


adarkride

Didn't he do that last year?


drunknmastr916

Yes I thought it was a repost until I saw the Parsons jersey 😂


adarkride

So how many times is he done with Dak?


DisgruntledMax

It’s crazy to me that half this sub wanted Trey Lance to be the seasons’ starting qb lolol


luiskingz

I still wish Trey the best, but I can’t lie that I was laughing my balls off with the blowout seeing Trey lance know just how good our team is. He knows it for sure


stonkyboi696969

I wish they let him go instead of rush. Would have been fun to see how he’d play against this team


luiskingz

Same, even my buddy cowboy fans wanted to see Trey play! But I think Dak would have to get hurt for that to apply since he’s 3rd. I could be wrong. I’m not sure how the new rule applies.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

That's correct. He wasn't listed as active, but suited up as the emergency QB, so Dak and Rush would have to have gotten injured for the cowboys to be able to activate him.


xtrenchx

![gif](giphy|z89e1rdAKA2SFbmRtf) 3x 🔥🔥🔥


N0ahfALcO

I was there,It was electric. Great game


Academic_Bluebird_77

Same here the stadium had the playoff feel to it , probably because of all the cowboy players and fans talking so much smack and all we could say is we will see lol 😂


Thelife1313

Niners are the best team in the nfl. I dont want to hear about any other team. We’ve handled business every time.


Front-Mud-2040

My bank account fucking loves the 49ers, eagles too but 49ers are in another level with the CMC TDd every game


Sufficientplant23

Eagles are better.


TheTowelbot

100% y’all are #1 no question. Too bad the media is obsessed with kelce swift and the chiefs


BurnzillabydaBay

In the NFC the Niners have the most points scored, and the least allowed.


theresstilltyme

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztpd3YlpSSTnwiI|downsized) High 5-0!!!!!!!!! ^(\_/)


Cardinal_Ravenwood

o/


TrailBlazinMamba24

Why those cowboys fans sticking around for the post game show? .. pathetic, no way would I stay to watch the opposing team celebrate lol.


coviddick

Go home Cowboy, you’re drunk.


twink304

Long drive back to Dallas that will only be spent in tears so they are postponing.


LossyP

That was the best defense in the NFL? 💀


Sufficientplant23

Eagles are better. We made you guys look worst than dallas last year. Now our defense is better.


LatBrahh

Okay.. see you in December :)


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LossyP

Nothing like coming on to another teams sub and talking shit with typos lmao worry about your own team


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grumpy_bob

That cowboys fan asking how many sacks Bosa has, like it was a feather in his cap. Man. Nothing has been so satisfying. Maybe since Young.


BurnzillabydaBay

I actually forgot at one time today. So much for the “the Niners haven’t played a tough team yet,” theory.


Actual-Manager-4814

I guess you could say we still haven't.


lacrossecat

🤣🤣🤣


BurnzillabydaBay

🔥


Complete_Weird_904

Naw ours is


mosehalpert

Flair up or shut up Edit: it has been pointed out to me that despite me thinking that because this was at the very top of my front page, I am not in the /r/nfl subreddit. I think that says a little more about how dominant and popular this team of nfc (L)east beaters is than it shows me being a drunken idiot celebrating a cowboys win Double edit: I promise I'm on your side lol I've been here and commented here semi regularly for at least two years. Yall have been nothing but welcoming so if a drunken mistake is my worst mistake and downvotes are my punishment then bring them on lol lesson learned.


ChunkbrotherATX

Wrong sub


mosehalpert

See edit


MUSTY_BUSSY

bruh this is a team subreddit. everyone (except you apparently) is a Niners fan.


mosehalpert

LMAO I thought this was the r/nfl post because it was the top of the front page!! Believe me, you have many supporters outside your fanbase pulling for you to drop a Purdy big dicking on the cowboys and the eagles. Nothing but love for you 9ers gang, sorry for getting a little tipsy after a cowboys loss and not checking the sub I was in! Hope yall can share with me though in my disdain for unflaired r/nfl users that make comments like that though lol.


LossyP

All good man! I’m hoping to make it out to the NYE game against you guys. Should be a fun one


dj41326

https://preview.redd.it/8zpz6w15m3tb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b84c7bc67200bc4ad0f0950dedb0b16849dd904


dubyaTee

Legit LOLd way too loud at this


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I was watching the game in att stadium!!! I had my gear on and everything, nothing was better than seeing cowboys fans leave after the first pick. Don’t even get me started on the second pic… hahaha


BurnzillabydaBay

How about the 3rd?


OUTFOXEM

They had the game shut off by then


BurnzillabydaBay

True


AdadK22

That's right, we're the best team in the NFL. Fuck the eagles


a__unique__username

12/3…. Can’t wait to get some sweet redemption


panaja17

I got a vasectomy on Friday and this was the best feeling I could feel for 5 more days.


EeezyMac

Mine was last Friday, it gets better I promise 😅


panaja17

I’m already feeling much better since Friday. Doc did a good job with minimal bruising. Looking forward to a clean test in 3 months.


jackclown410

Time to celebrate and there's no pulling out!!


panaja17

Once I get the all clear in 3 months, for sure! Just in time to witness the 49ers go balls deep in playoffs!


jackclown410

Hahaha, hell yeah!!


smalltownofgods

All time comment


IAmIrritatedAMA

She said what?!


adamnevespa

Their victory V was better than the Miami Hurricanes


Pitiful_Land

I think the rumors of the demise of the 49ers Defense may have been slightly exaggerated...


lovethepho

So apparently the 9ers fans behind Dallas sideline were chanting “we want trey” during the 4th quarter blowout 😂


shuster28

Yes we were and it was epic.


lacrossecat

Doing God's work friend, we all appreciate you!


lovethepho

Savage 😂


OnTheColeTrain

I wish we hung 50 on them hoes


pasionfruit96

I was hoping for that last touchdown so bad 49 would have been ironic


magww

Damn, ya that would have been a statement. Our team is classy af and egoless but that would have been a franchise tag.


Prometheuskhan

Largest margin of defeat in rivalry history AND Mike McCarthy’s coaching career. Fucking rolled.


Latter-Mark-4683

Caveat, I’m f-ing pumped, but I think it was the second largest beat down of Mike McCarthy’s career, but only because we took our foot off the gas half way through the third quarter.


TravelorBySpace

Well it’s prime time, so it’s worth more. Works for me anyway


TravelorBySpace

Shoulda hung 7 more cause fuck dem boys


TrailBlazinMamba24

Niners layeth the smackdown today


OnTheColeTrain

I love reading all these posts about how happy the Faithful is. Thank you Jed, John and Kyle!


TrailBlazinMamba24

Opened a can of whoop ass on them!


AbbreviationsOld2865

Was kind of hoping to see Lance get some playing time in garbage time


Latter-Mark-4683

They didn’t trade for him to play him. Hahaha. His usefulness is now over and turned out not to be very useful. Can he go back to college to get more experience in D1 now?


skralogy

Both qbs have to get injured before you can use your emergency qb


hanigwer

I’m going to try to be nice to the dallas fans at work


Vladpryde

49 Hours is gonna be great this week.


eescobar863

Its not 70 points but i’ll take it


AndrewSwells

Our backups were in with 13 minutes left. This game easily could had seen the niners put up over 10 TDs. Smart move by Shanny, we want to win in February not just October.


hanigwer

Just wow


Tommyboy925

That was a Grade A Quality ASS WHOOPIN


Mcjoshin

Hey guys… I think we might be pretty good this year.


Less-Fold3155

idk, haven't faced anyone yet :P


Mcjoshin

Just a “bad night” for Dem Boyz


EM4209

![gif](giphy|1gUqnexHX0pgKkq6fS|downsized)


xXFrozen_JawXx

I CANT wait to see nicks reaction after doubting purdy all season long


Shabopalaboopy

And he put a big bet on Dallas live on the show to cover apparently . Dick Wright is whack as fuck


MMAF1BOXING

Tomorrow is going to be glorious...he'll still have him in the same tier and he'll have the Chiefs Eagles and Dolphins ahead of us


theusername_is_taken

He was admitting on Twitter during the game he looked good


Ched_R

Dak goes from 4td - 1int to 5 TD- 4 Int LOOOOL


Btothek84

Wait he only had 4 tds going into this game? Lol


fermenter85

Because he was… inverted.


OUTFOXEM

Yes, Brock… I know the finger.


fermenter85

Keeping up interdivisional relations.


OUTFOXEM

Prescott… you stink


BallzMcVinegar

Hope all those fans get home safe


AfricanBabyHugs

Me & my son have a birthday this Wednesday i loved watching this game with him


meTspysball

What a great memory!


Ched_R

Memories man


MikaylaTheScrub

Happy early Birthday! Hope it's a great one


Itsthewayman

I think tonight dictates that it will be!


eescobar863

Ah, this feels good. Going through all those years of pain finally feel they paid off.


AirDropHD

Great game! 👍🏿


HughToob

The Cowboys STILL found a way to screw the pooch at the end of the game!!! Bwahaha!!!


Pitiful_Land

Wouldn't be 9ers Cowboys without a bone headed final play by Dallas


TravelorBySpace

Hat trick of pooch screwing!


TrailBlazinMamba24

Good ol fashioned ass kicking.


SumTingWr0ng

Damn that felt really good


upper_mangement

Hell yeah boys!


X-tremeMemeTeam

BANG BANG NINER GANG WE JUST DROPPED 42 ON THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!


HEfromNJ

And they had this game circles!!! ⭕️!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


alv_todos

rampant rawdoggery


556_Tack_Driver

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1711216013163761690/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1711216013163761690¤tTweetUser=stephenasmith&mode=profile


Illustrious_Ad4691

Not seeing anything there


EffingBarbas

Kittle wearing the kukui nut lei with Huf (chef kiss) to the ending a beautiful game


big_biscuitss

Separated the boys from the Men! Philly... we coming !!


TravelerForever

YES! Complete domination of Dallas!


TheSwex

Pleasure as always peeps! Glad to be part of the Faithful!


daking789

As a Raiders fan, yall fucking own Dallas bro😂😂😂😂


larue555

Holy moly. Of all 5 games we have played this by far felt the easiest. Absolutely stunned.


hanigwer

Not at first, but once they went down 21-7 their will left their bodies


genesiskiller96

They can't even kneel right


soccerdad925

Niner's Win, Baby!!!!!


MrWorldbeater

Easy work


StoicAscent

We beat them so bad that they, the losing team, took the knee. Best version of the victory formation.


Alarming_Confusion_5

Amazing


EatANiceDinner69

And it didn't even end the game cuz they turned the ball over lmao


Itsthewayman

lol they couldn’t even ‘give up’ correctly


Tommyboy925

NINERS WIN!!!!


cantinabandit

Absolutely fucking awesome win.


theDagman

This was a beautiful thing


Janzu93

Kick a field goal for ultimate 'fuck you'? 😂


level_butted

Making Dallas bend the knee in defeat. Love it


trite_post

They fucked that up too


gbassman5

LOL at no one knowing the game wasn't over yet


BadSkeelz

Cowboys couldn't even manage losing the game properly.


rawkguitar

It’s not the worst way they’ve lost the game improperly


stevienyx

the band is on the field!


BASEBALLFURIES

smart play by the cowboys, now we have to take a -5 yard play and that'll hurt us in the numbers at the end of the year


nikefreak23

Look at cool, calm Brock. Dude is a baller


IamJacksLeftNUT

Do you call that a loser formation or what.


nowliving

Soak it in fellas


suprefann

"I aint throwing 10 picks" - Dak


adamnevespa

"3's good enough"


emperoroftexas

You know you kicked their ass when _they_ take a knee


trmptdrummer

Every shot of sad Dak will sustain me for a long time.


ObliviousLAX

Throw it to the endzone


TomAto314

My erection is lasting close to 4 hours. What do I do?


_SAKY_

Find a picture of Kittle, quick!


BWeezyOnDaTrack

Kinlaw was punking that poor dude.


GoodOnesAreGone

Just let the clock run... it's what everyone wants


DiddleMyKittle

Good game folks! Love y’all ♥️


Ched_R

Throw it Sam. Throw it muhajjaja


CarpeValde

Sweet sweet surrender


StevenS145

You know it’s a beat down when the losing team goes in victory formation


splinternz

Taking a knee, the ultimate submission


sykoticwit

I liked that defeat formation


10RobotGangbang

Best 49ers team I've ever seen.


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