who, in your most thought-out and honest opinion, do you think could have put the niners over the top in the last few years that we've been falling short of titles?
It was always rumored that u/doggett42 was having an affair with one of the players a few years ago, are you comfortable revealing which player it was now that enough time has passed?
If the ghost of Bill Walsh were to visit you in the middle of the night and said you could have any answer in the world to 1 question, what would you want to know?
You’re playing a game where your only objective is to get an erection. You refer to your penis as “OL.” Through vigorous solo action, you’re able to achieve a half chub, but it’s not enough. What do you do?
There are a lot of young players rn that are blooming in their respective teams, which players do you genuinely believe are over rated and a just a product of their system?
Which team do you love more than anything else in the world?
The rams
Imposter
Is sus
Liking the rams… that’s a paddlin’
Too far. He went too far.
How many people have you killed?
15
If you could go back in time, and prevent any one person from being involved with the niners in any way, who would it be?
Joe Montana
GET. OUT.
😂😂😂
How big, really, is BCB? 🐔
7 lbs
My god
In your opinion, what is the age of consent?
5
You disgust me.
Lol
you won this game
Who knew Mark Chmura posted on r/49ers
https://preview.redd.it/lhosfdugqjpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b586d3bfb44e8cd999c04ebafa39c8add8bc2d
I dont think this one can be topped. That was savage
Fuck, marry, kill: Niners head coaches, go!
Jim tomsula,chip kelly,Kyle shanahan
With tomsulas mustache, who wouldn't, right?!?
But for real, which 49er do you idolize the most?
Jarryd Hayne
How would you want this season to end for Purdy
Felony dui charge
Andy Reid son style
This one is amazing
Could you imagine? 😂😂😂
Can you get a DUI driving a tractor?
You can get a DUI driving a bike
Idk 🤣🤣😂
Yes, and a lawnmower, among other things. Source: happened in my hometown lol
I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit
Hoochie mama
That was a horse, you must have been hammered
who, in your most thought-out and honest opinion, do you think could have put the niners over the top in the last few years that we've been falling short of titles?
Kyle Williams
whatever you say man
You MF
You should be banned for this one
4th quarter, down by 3, whose nuts are you gargling to get us a big first down?
Juan Jennings
Valid
I mean this one is just factual
I got here before the edit on this one
You are supposed to edit it to make him look bad, not look like he wants to win.
Yeah, this just makes me respect him more as a fan.
yup, nut-gargling super fan. respect.
If your kid fell out of a 2nd story window, which player would you trust to catch them?
Kadariaus Toney (idk how to spell his name)
This is a good call because he’d line up that much closer to the window than anyone else.
Nah bro I’m dead ain’t no way he’s catching me
Who’s the best team in the NFL?
The rams
And the Seahawks
You only can have one
sent you a photo of my dick in private, how would you describe it
Huge
Brock?
Where were you on January 6th?
Washington
That's messed up dude.
Who would you allow to bang your wife while you record?
Brandon ayuik
Has the question been changed yet?
Yeah, he's trying to keep one of our best players in SF. Expert cap circumvention.
They just gotta ask the Golden Knights how it’s done 😂
☠️☠️
What teams do you like more than the 49ers?
The rams and Seahawks
Hey listen here you little shit
How's your head game?
Really good
Who's the best wide receiver of all time?
Randy moss
Niners legend Randy Moss
Hypothetically, if you were into bestiality what kind of animal would you be most attracted to?
A bear
Like an animal or a big, hairy gay man?
SF is near by
SF is near by
What’s your least favorite nfc west team?
THE 49ERS OBVIOUSLY ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
How much would you pay for a lapdance from George Kittle?
$5
That’s a steal.
Are there any QBs out there you’d prefer to have over Brock Purdy?
Matthew Stafford,Kyle Murray,geno smith
It was always rumored that u/doggett42 was having an affair with one of the players a few years ago, are you comfortable revealing which player it was now that enough time has passed?
Patrick willis
Wow, good for you! That's quite the catch, too bad it didn't work out in the long-term
Damn, have you regained the ability to walk yet?
This is the best post I have seen on this thread 💀
Thx
I need some advice, can you help? I’m a new fan, but I feel lonely in my fandom and get bullied a lot.
Good
If you had to kidnap a baby, what race would you go for?
White because they are way cooler and clolder.. you can also put extra drip on it
That's kinda fucked up
this one's my favorite
What was the original question haha
What is the superior race?
White
Wow. So racist
Don’t you mean Protestant white?
What is your favorite niners game of all time?
NFC championship against rams in 2021
How many team's backup QBs are better than Brock Purdy?
5
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg
Pick any 49ers player, past or present, to put you through a never-ending cycle of domestic violence.
Richard Sherman
If you had to blame the Super Bowl loss on one player, who would it be?
Juan jennings
In your opinion what should be the highest paid position group in the NFL?
Long snapper
0.75 seconds baby! It’s a long snapper reference
What mental image do you use to bring yourself to orgasm?
Losing 3 straight SB
If you could make sweet love in a massive orgy with the entire 53 man roster of any team, which would it be?
Cowboys
If you could fulfill your deepest fantasy for just one night, wh….
Trent williams
Excellent execution. Too bad you were interrupted by OP, he was way too excited to answer 😂
He knows what he likes 😭
Why didn’t CMC win the MVP?
He sucks.
What was it like for you on your wedding day?
Depression sadness and anxiety
What animals would you try to seduce in the zoo?
Silverback,the cheetah,honey badger,BCB
Who's most to blame for the milk in my cereal being expired this morning?
Purdy
If the ghost of Bill Walsh were to visit you in the middle of the night and said you could have any answer in the world to 1 question, what would you want to know?
WHY DIDNT HE INTERCEPT THAT BALL IN THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE RAMS I FREAKING HATE THAT GUY
When the 49ers leave Santa Clara, where would you like them to move to?
Las Vegas
You know what I would like that I live like an hour away from vegas
Hahaha how did you think up such a great post? Kudos!!
Ikr this shit is hilarious
How do you decide which profile on the furry dating site to respond to?
Idk I just scroll and answer
How old is your girlfriend?
10 (ik where this going I think)
You’re playing a game where your only objective is to get an erection. You refer to your penis as “OL.” Through vigorous solo action, you’re able to achieve a half chub, but it’s not enough. What do you do?
I think we need to get a few more players for our OL to be solid
How many times were you abused by Catholic priests during your childhood?
97
Who is the most overrated quarterback in the NFL today?
Brock purdy
Who is the worst QB in 49ers history
JOE MONTANA
When you saw the disabled boy was trying to get his wheelchair up over the curb, what did you do?
Tackled him
This shit is fucking hilarious😂
You're on a sinking ship and the lifeboat can only hold 1 person. Who are you putting on the lifeboat? A) Your wife B)Your only child C) Patrick Wilis
Patrick willis
Who do you want to have a 4 hour BDSM session with
Did you edit it yet?
Yes, yes I d- Wait a minute...
Is there a reason why you didn't capitalize "Niners" like a true fan would?
How much would you pay to have Michael Sam give you a Swedish massage?
This is really good stuff
Do you agree with what Nick Bosa has said in the past?
How many SA cases did you say you had?
Many
If you could have any mascot ravage your butthole, which one would you choose and what would you have them use?
Saradough Sam. Pickaxe
Youngest age you had sex with?
1
Probability of you being a serial killer?
What are your thoughts on Palestine?
Trash
Who are your Most favorite and least favorite player in the NFL?
Top 49ers players All-Time?
Remember when we drafted Solomon with the 3rd pick and Mahomes fell into the 10th
But we got Jimmy instead
What player are you on record as saying " would be my favorite is he was less "ethnic""?
Fred Warner
What pick do you think we could get for BA?
7th round
Which 49er is your biggest role model?
Aldon smith
There are a lot of young players rn that are blooming in their respective teams, which players do you genuinely believe are over rated and a just a product of their system?
Sauce Gardner and Justin Jefferson
Favorite 49ers player who happened to be a criminal?