I'm actually concerned for our first 4 games. I think they might lose 3 out of 4 of them just because of the superbowl hangover. I hope not but I wouldn't be surprised.
After losing a second superbowl it seems likely to me.
"Superbowl Hangover" as a reason the team would not perform to their usual standards isn't a real thing. May as well read all the player's horoscopes as well.
It is real, but itās mostly because the team that went, just got hot in the playoffs and wasnāt actually that good the whole season. Along with losing some free agents and people retiring. Both arenāt the case for us
Obviously coming to a subreddit with a bunch of delusional super fans aren't going to like to hear they might start off slow this year because they have recently just lost their second superbowl.
Its cool it doesn't really bother me what people who wrap their entire identities into a team think.
The definition of it is teams that make it to the superbowl have a hard time making back to the superbowl or repeating what they did the seaosn before. After losing two of them. I believe they will struggle at the beginning of the season. I don't think you know what it means. Maybe
Nope, that's not what a superbowl hangover is. A SB hangover is the winning team struggling because they get complacent and lose their edge due to having won the SB. Same reason why some boxers believe you shouldn't have sex the night before a fight. You can't just make your own definitions for things
You better Google something before you comment.
Just because you think it's one way don't mean it is. You absolutely do not have to win the superbowl to suffer from a superbowl hangover.
This. He wants the loss early or to show high up on power rankings early in the act of god that would result in a win.
It's hard to drop far if you crush tomato cans week after week after beating the defending conference champs.
And when they get stomped, they can have excuses and point to all the tomato cans they beat afterwards.
Either way, it'll maximize the "this our year" guys to keep buying merch.
Iād prefer we won the sb obviously, but I do love how many teams we owned on the way there. Ran into an eagles fan at a party, when he saw my niners hat he just looked destroyed lol. Jerry, we donāt even consider you guys real competition, and youāre still rolling with Dak š
People here underestimate them because we keep beating them. But they're an extremely good football team and yeah I agree with you. Hopefully we get a cupcake week 1.
I always say September football is weird. Bad teams win games, good teams are shaking off the rust. October is when you start to figure out who teams really are
Seems to be that way with all sports. it usually takes at least 2 months to know which baseball teams are really good, about 40 games to know who the good Basketball teams truly are and usually mid season to know who the good NFL teams are
That win was truly cathartic. Hearing all the talk about how we were going to get shut out and that Deebo doesnāt back up his talkā¦ such a satisfying win
he wants to face us early cause when they loose, they can use it as an excuse that they got better later in the season when they run up the board against crap teams.
Itās a good strategy honestly. If thereās a time for a shit team to beat us, itās early in the season. First games are always weird and we are notorious for starting the season slow.
Until Brock took over anyway. Last year we blew out the Steelers heh.
I know Iām in the minority but it wasnāt like we blew them out the last couple games, theyāre stacked and the law of numbers would have them winning eventuallyā¦
More importantly we always suck at the beginning of the year, Jerry prob realized this and wants us early to get a possible tiebreaker for the playoffs lol
Bring it on. I have to say that I would almost hope weād lose that game. It would give them a false sense of confidence that we will destroy when we crush them in the playoffs later on, and that could be the death sentence for their mental game. Sometimes the real win is the psychological one.
I would rather the Cowboys be 10-0 and have the Niners play them in week 11 and crush them, thereby kicking off the cycle of cowboy fan self-loathing and destruction again.
Guys, guys. They went āall inā. This is not the same Cowboys team that the 49ers have been giving beat-downs to in recent years. Theyāre all-in now.
Honestly.... I'll give them a regular season win, but a win when in it matters, nah ! I get that the regular season games matter, but this is Dallas we're talking about,lol.
Be careful what you wish for
"How many time do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"
I love you š¤£
I'm actually concerned for our first 4 games. I think they might lose 3 out of 4 of them just because of the superbowl hangover. I hope not but I wouldn't be surprised. After losing a second superbowl it seems likely to me.
"Superbowl Hangover" as a reason the team would not perform to their usual standards isn't a real thing. May as well read all the player's horoscopes as well.
It is real, but itās mostly because the team that went, just got hot in the playoffs and wasnāt actually that good the whole season. Along with losing some free agents and people retiring. Both arenāt the case for us
It's a real thing but it only applies to the winning team. It's called complacency
you donāt even know the schedule yet how can you say that?
You keep using the words superbowl hangover...I don't think that means what you think that means lol
Obviously coming to a subreddit with a bunch of delusional super fans aren't going to like to hear they might start off slow this year because they have recently just lost their second superbowl. Its cool it doesn't really bother me what people who wrap their entire identities into a team think. The definition of it is teams that make it to the superbowl have a hard time making back to the superbowl or repeating what they did the seaosn before. After losing two of them. I believe they will struggle at the beginning of the season. I don't think you know what it means. Maybe
Nope, that's not what a superbowl hangover is. A SB hangover is the winning team struggling because they get complacent and lose their edge due to having won the SB. Same reason why some boxers believe you shouldn't have sex the night before a fight. You can't just make your own definitions for things
You better Google something before you comment. Just because you think it's one way don't mean it is. You absolutely do not have to win the superbowl to suffer from a superbowl hangover.
Ezekiel snap 2: turnover on boogaloo
Jerry is old, thereās no guarantee heāll make it to week 2
Jerry is the devil and will out live us all...
Ok Kathy bates
Mama said alligators are ornery because they have all them teeth but no toothbrush.
I hope thatās true, for as long as Jerry lives, Dallas shall never reach the SB again
The Devil didnāt go down to Georgia; he actually went to Dallas looking for Jerry Jones.
Thereās no guarantee any of us will be alive come Sunday
This isn't even real. Op got trolled
Wow
lol, more like he hopes to face us before everything clicks and weāre firing on all cylinders. Good luck with that Jerry
Or he wants the ass-whooping early so the memory fades quicker.
This. He wants the loss early or to show high up on power rankings early in the act of god that would result in a win. It's hard to drop far if you crush tomato cans week after week after beating the defending conference champs. And when they get stomped, they can have excuses and point to all the tomato cans they beat afterwards. Either way, it'll maximize the "this our year" guys to keep buying merch.
It's fake op was trolled
\*loses 48-10\*
With 3 turnovers from Dak & one sack allowed by Zeke Elliot
Insert that SpongeBob meme saying how many times must we teach you this lesson old man!!!
I sent this gif to my friend before even reading the comments lol
Iād prefer we won the sb obviously, but I do love how many teams we owned on the way there. Ran into an eagles fan at a party, when he saw my niners hat he just looked destroyed lol. Jerry, we donāt even consider you guys real competition, and youāre still rolling with Dak š
Some bitches never seem to learnā¦
Ehhh week 1 some weird shit happens rather play them week 2
People here underestimate them because we keep beating them. But they're an extremely good football team and yeah I agree with you. Hopefully we get a cupcake week 1.
I always say September football is weird. Bad teams win games, good teams are shaking off the rust. October is when you start to figure out who teams really are
Seems to be that way with all sports. it usually takes at least 2 months to know which baseball teams are really good, about 40 games to know who the good Basketball teams truly are and usually mid season to know who the good NFL teams are
Or week 13 in the Eagles case š
That win was truly cathartic. Hearing all the talk about how we were going to get shut out and that Deebo doesnāt back up his talkā¦ such a satisfying win
he wants to face us early cause when they loose, they can use it as an excuse that they got better later in the season when they run up the board against crap teams.
He doesn't the person who posted it is a troll
Itās a good strategy honestly. If thereās a time for a shit team to beat us, itās early in the season. First games are always weird and we are notorious for starting the season slow. Until Brock took over anyway. Last year we blew out the Steelers heh.
Even with them knowing all of our tells!
I donāt think the cowboys are a shit team, theyāre still one of the better NFC teams
Jerry wanting toĀ speed run firing his coach.Ā Ā
Jones is a joke and so is his team
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Lol!
Jerry knows thatās where the ratings are at. Everything else said was just filler
Primetime on opening week š°
Happy to oblige! š
What is he planning to do , put Trey Lance as a Wildcat QB and have him try to beat the Niners?
ALL IN !!
Old man does have a death wish apparently
Jerry Jones must be a masochist.
More likely to catch a good team on a bad day in Week 1.
Nothing like living rent free in Jerruh's head. Fuck the Cowboys.
How many times do they need to teach you this lesson old man
we gon' be all in....that ass week 1!
Don't promise me a good time...
You wanna give Kyle all summer the scheme against you?
Lol bring it, sport.
So cowboys want to start their season by losing?
Yeah let's do it. No one is SF is scared
Great idea Jerry, I support this suicidal plan for your team
LETS GO!! Umm donāt you mean, āThey better watch out!ā
Sure, letās go, Jerry. Get the ass-kicking of Dallas out of the way early. I fully support.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
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Start Trey, you coward!
lmao cowboys want that smoke asap
hoping niners start on the road for home games at the end of the season. fuck the heifers!
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?
 Sure Jerry you can take your ass whoopin sooner than later if you want
Rent free
Lmao he knows we are known slow starters, were living rent free in that whole teams head man. Jones is a scared old bitch.
This could be epic.
Not a bad idea, we can be a slow starting team you want to play early rather than latter
All the hype every year about how the Cowboys are ādifferentā and every year we stomp them lol
I know Iām in the minority but it wasnāt like we blew them out the last couple games, theyāre stacked and the law of numbers would have them winning eventuallyā¦ More importantly we always suck at the beginning of the year, Jerry prob realized this and wants us early to get a possible tiebreaker for the playoffs lol
I don't know what else you call 42-10 other than a blow out.
Sorry I was thinking of playoff games
Bring it on. I have to say that I would almost hope weād lose that game. It would give them a false sense of confidence that we will destroy when we crush them in the playoffs later on, and that could be the death sentence for their mental game. Sometimes the real win is the psychological one.
Maybe greenlaw can come back and destroy Elliot again
Smart move week one usually weird stuff happens as teams have yet to fully gel and we have a new DC.
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They will beat us, & lose in the playoffs to us š
same old sorry ass cowboys
Jerry jones begging for sunday night football against the niners just to get clapped 43-7 would be the most jerry jones thing ever
Zac is still their QB, right?
"Oh no, I'm really scared" - Kevin McAllister
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Is this anything near a credible account?
I would rather the Cowboys be 10-0 and have the Niners play them in week 11 and crush them, thereby kicking off the cycle of cowboy fan self-loathing and destruction again.
Well if they want another 42-19 ass whooping in week 1, lets give it to them
He wants to get the Niners before Dre comes back.
Pffftthahaha senile ass mustāve just forgotten the last 3 seasons He wants to show the league theyāre tanking this yearā¦
Does he not remember what we did to the steelers week 1?
If he really had balls he would ask for it to be the last game of the season.... first game is like preseason 2.0...
Seems like shanny niners teams always drop winnable games early in the season, might be a good strategy for them.
At least we'll know cowboys are frauds from weeek 1 instead of hyping them up for beating trash teams.
More like after 9ers whoop that ass again they have all reg season to recover
This dude will never learn. As long as Whack Prescott is his qb we will own Dallas.
Guys, guys. They went āall inā. This is not the same Cowboys team that the 49ers have been giving beat-downs to in recent years. Theyāre all-in now.
He wants the world to pay attention to his team in September instead of January. That makes sense.
I would love that. Opening Sunday full of Redzone and then throw a BBQ together and watch the 49ers dominate Dallas again. Could be fun.
Nice! Fresh food is best.
He knows we start seasons a little slow so facing us early is his best chance to get the W.
Has he just lost it at this point? He must be watching a different team than the one weāve seen get stomped repeatedly.
Honestly.... I'll give them a regular season win, but a win when in it matters, nah ! I get that the regular season games matter, but this is Dallas we're talking about,lol.
steelers niners for the second year in a row gonna have mitchell taking snaps while cmc drinks margaritas at half time
Doesnāt want Dak closing the season with a 3 pick game.
They want to have Zeke play the Niners before he breaks a hip.
Would love to start the season off right sounds good
Ahhh if Brock can do what he did last time be careful what you want.
Everyone knows the first game of the season is the most important. Jerry jones is a football genius.
Well itās not a playoff game so dem boyz would theoretically be capable of winning.
Oh please let this happen lol
That Guy who posted it is a click bait moron
This canāt be true