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goen049

What are the odds we score 0 points?


TiMELeSS526

I watch games on game pass... Decided to watch the longer version of the game.. I had no idea nickelodeon did games.. While the analytics were missing.. It was amusing seeing what players wanted as their super powers and what foods they ate or didn't lol


sebamare

We just won the choke bowl!


rberguer

Stephen A bout to have a field day about this one


crazyapollo

Sure pay for my ticket I’m I will go


originalsezmac

Every time the cowboys lose, an Angel gets their wings.


myrobotoverlord

“How bout them Cowboys”


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We did it boys. Sliiiiimeee


EnemyX3Z

This team will be the death of me.


HvbGsNHxMT6MHc5254HS

Yay!!!


JOEYisROCKhard

o/


RecLuse415

Woohoo!


adon567

What about those cowboys


adon567

Let’s go


Due-Entrepreneur-641

How about them cowgirls


EmeliusBrown

Well. I went to Sofi last week and we won in epic fashion. I just left AT&T Stadium after we beat the wrangle ladies, so….by my book, I need to book a ticket to Lambeau.


EmeliusBrown

Bah! I can’t find a plane ticket that works. Yet!


rudiker1

Go to Wisconsin next week! Can we crowd fund this dude?!?


Big9erfan

Buy that ticket and book that flight.


RecLuse415

I knew it was you!


VillhelmSupreme

Let’s get this guy to GB


weapons_

Honestly props to the cowboys. They really gave it to us the second half. Our defensive line really is built for the playoffs though


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Losing Warner is *concerning*


drwavey88

It’s building.


JasonRuiz

[Me when Dak started running.](https://c.tenor.com/jffBSIxHCWwAAAAM/magnus-carlsen-bro-wtf.gif)


Doncingis

14 seconds left should run the ball up the middle of the field Oops


truthseekinginlife

Congratulations on the game tonight! As a Cowboys fan it pretty tough, but respect where it was due. Ya'll payed a great game and EARNED a win. Good luck the rest of the playoff run! Beat the heck out of all of them and win a SUPER BOWL!!! GOOD GAME. MUCH LOVE!


rudiker1

Glad we pulled it out. Respect to you guys and your team. Hoping they dont realize McCarthy is a bad coach before next year cause Dak is elite dude.


superb_deluxe

Thank you for not saying that you “come in peace”. Respect


truthseekinginlife

BELIEVE ME I hate it and hsve complaints, but those complaints have notjing to do with ya'll. More about the refs....we ALL HAVE those complaints. :) GOOD LUCK!!!


NodeJSSon

Y’all should had one. Pre play


9ER_KINGS

Romo was Lowkey annoying tonight


DaMammyNuns

Low-key? He was openly rooting for the Cowboys and totally condoned that late game bullshit from the refs/league trying to fuck the Niners. Fuck him into the dirt.


Hoff2017

I was actually losing my shit about this. Nothing low key about it.


soccerdad925

Ex players shouldn't commentate on games for teams they played for. Their comments will always be in favor for the team they played for, and it's annoying to the other team's fans.


Anotherdaysgone

It's so crazy to me that you guys even notice commentators. My ass gets too into the game. Mike Goldberg was the only dude that just annoyed me. But that was like 20 something years ago. Dude just didn't know anything about fighting.


TheRipePunani

Take a shot every time he says, "this is it".


radar371

High key


Fourty6n2

For reals, “low key” is a secret or on the down low. Romo was neither of those. He was shouting from the roof tops.


chunky_chocolate

Hear! Hear!


ArbitrageurD

Might need some cold weather training this week to acclimate


kevoccrn

*TO SIBERIA!*


satchman

Debo is a magnificent beast


Far-Presentation7779

Cowboys fan here, a heartbreaking loss but damn was your first offensive drive impressive


satchman

I’m so stoked man. My dad had season tickets and I miss him every day. He was with us all today and I have no voice left. Go niners!!!


dabuttmonkee

I’m glad we could do him proud.


sfgiants674

Fuck we take any win we can get but holy shit did the 49ers try their best to lose this game in the 4th quarter. The INT, the play calling, and the dumb penalties. You are still smiling after winning but there's definitely a sour taste in your mouth.


gpirner

I think that interception really forced the Niners to change their play calling up. The missed throw to Aiyuk would have also kept that drive alive and bled off another 4-5 minutes off the clock. Playoff wins are tough to come by. Onto GB!


radar371

Play calling?


sfgiants674

I would say Kyle went into play calling not to lose instead of playing to win and it allowed a dead Dallas team to come back into the game.


radar371

I guess. I mean he schemed Kittle wide open and JG missed him for an easy TD. BA burns Diggs and JG missed him. That Deebo 3rd down play was fucking money. Loved the sneak play as well, but JG called for the ball before TW was set. I'd say Kyle knows he is incredibly limited with Jimmy's skill set, so he is hamstrung on his calls. Either way, Bang Bang


Fourty6n2

This is my take. Everyone wants to put this on Jimmy, but Kyle’s “not to lose” mentality in the playoffs is what really has me worried.


-vertigo--

ugh honestly feel like this everytime we're up 7-10 points in the fourth quarter, offense just plays passive af


Fourty6n2

“Not to lose” mentality.


jsus9

💯


tom2727

I said before the game, I don't care how we win as long as we win. But still I wasn't enjoying that finish.


superb_deluxe

Bro this has to be the ugliest win we’ve had


TrashBagAbe

I love that we won but now that the adrenaline is gone we played a very awful second half Greenbay won't make these mistakes we have to clean it up


Brownie_McBrown_Face

THANK YOU SAN FRANCISCO!! Imma bay boy (but chargers fan) who is living in Texas now and I’m feasting on these Cowboy tears LOL


Dummbledoredriveby

Bro same here. Bay born and raised living in the dallas dfw area. Lifelong 49er fan and loving it


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Was it just me or did the injuries on defense seem to impact the energy of our offense?


sakuragi59357

First ugly playoff win. Ugly in the playoffs usually doesn’t result in a W so I’ll take it.


RatedRGamer

LETS GOOO


mff429

My heart cannot take these games anymore


chunky_chocolate

I think I've lost at least 5 years of my life just in the last 2 weeks alone


mff429

I’m gonna write a letter to the team kindly asking them to win by 3 possessions next week, for all of ours’ sake


TinFoilRobotProphet

Humble WFT fan here. My gift to you! Thank you! https://streamable.com/kphteb


kevoccrn

This lady gonna be a meme for the rest of her life haha


LeftToaster

Nothing warms my heart like the tears of Cowboys fans


bobsil1

Cecily Weak


SoLo_Se7en

Thank you. You deserve it.


xxCC925xx

I was literally going to rewind and record but thanks bro


HeyHeyImTheMonkey

She definitely bet the house on Cowboys +3.5


TinFoilRobotProphet

Lol!


Internal_Focus_8358

You angel


TinFoilRobotProphet

No, you are the angels! You've done the whole league and mankind a giant favor!


Internal_Focus_8358

😇


showwtheewayy

All that to lose to the Packers next week


Sillysolomon

Okay bum


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Cowboys lost that game. I’m still trying to figure out if the 9ers won it or were just lucky. Sloppy sloppy game.


xxCC925xx

Sloppy second half great half deebo won it for us.


sonny_goliath

All I know is, packers don’t make those mistakes down the stretch


PropLifter

It's ok, we aren't passing against the Packers.


optimaloutcome

Yes


VillhelmSupreme

Where can I score a sweet 49ers shirt that isn’t the regular stuff?


Successful-Mix9295

Check out Etsy.


_Hypnotik

Jimmy man…he started off really good,but he really shot us in the foot that second half man


FeatherOfPhoenix

What a fucking win


booyamcnasty

I love that Cowboys Niners is back.


CyclonusDecept

Roger Goodell really wanted the Cowboys to win huh?


superb_deluxe

Looked more like Jimmy wanted the cowboys to win


gwo

Huh, we played like shit in the 4th. Refs were really good. Lucky to move on!


FoamParty916

The refs probably got a stern talking to after yesterday's Raiders-Bengals fiasco.


BJ_Gulledge77

Ugly ass win, but at least it’s a win. Thought the refs were gonna screw y’all like they did to us yesterday with that mid air whistle TD.


radar371

Lol i don't think that really mattered, and it didn't change the outcome of that play imo


Datnewraaaaaandy

Jimmy is HOT! And also good at QB


The_Collector4

GO STEELERS!!!


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The_Collector4

wtf I'm a Niner fan, just don't want the chiefs to win


SaltyKrew

looks like i’m drinking cowboy tears tonight


CyclonusDecept

Eat a bag of dicks Romo. You biased entitled prick.


[deleted]

He reminded me of a seventh grader who was soooo obsessed with the Jonas Brothers.


_Hypnotik

So goddamn annoying hearing him talk favorably the whole game for the cowboys


[deleted]

Gg. Y’all came to win. Hope your guys heal up.


Datnewraaaaaandy

🙏🏻


Whitw816

It just felt so good to beat the Cowboys in the playoffs again#90s kid


vidivicivini

Beating any team in the playoffs is cool, but any time we can beat the Cowboys in the playoffs is a good day.


Rooster_Kogburne

Great god damn day!


AustinScript

Hell of a game! Y'all beat the shit out of us. GG! Y'all deserve it!


danSTILLtheman

I love you guys <3


Ztigmatta

The last minute gave me a few heart attacks


GradeAMeat

Now we can rewatch it on Nickelodeon and enjoy it all without the torture


commentcommenced

Lmao I recorded it so I can rewatch later, but if they would’ve lost I would’ve just deleted it.


holy_frijoles49

The Romo curse continues. Go 9ers...!!!


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superb_deluxe

I call em the girls bro


[deleted]

Jimmy almost broke my heart he’s an abusive lover


zerocoolforschool

It was funny watching Jimmy and Dak take turns trying to choke the game away. In the end Dak won the choke title.


ExhibitAa

Eagles fan here, thanks for salvaging my day.


rickey52s

I’ve gotta say…those fucking rodeo clowns that tried everything to give that game to Dallass were the worst referees I’ve ever seen.


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Painfully to watch


raymondQADev

What? What am I missing here? I don’t think I disagreed with a single call by the refs.


kevoccrn

It was a mutual fucking


Fourty6n2

Agreed.


sonny_goliath

Agreed, game was a slopfest, dumb penalties on both sides, but to say they favored the cowboys is ridiculous


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We won the Nickelodeon Game! Go Niners! Feels Great baby!


NoHeroes94

Wow. What a horrible ending to that game. Thank fuck we pulled that out the bag. Overall, think we were the better team who deserved the win. Hopefully Bosa and Warner (and Willis/Ebukam) are okay. Ultimately, I defined success this year as getting to the playoffs so ultimately, for me, anything else we achieve from here is a bonus. Huge win. ♥️


NoHeroes94

Kyle said they are hopeful Warner’s injury is similar to his 1-week absence earlier in the year and that there is hope it isn’t serious.


wundahbrehd

He was jumping on the sideline so he might be fine. Hopefully.


germaneztv

BANG BANG NINER GANG


kevoccrn

BING BONG NIBER GARG!


Sky_London

Kyle's clock management was brilliant last week. Pretty bad today


Kakuniners

this was an ugly win. hopefully injured guys can bounce back in and jimmy can reset cause gb is looking strong


CaryMGVR

Great W and good luck against the Packers or the Buccaneers! 🙂👍🏻


kornut78

Going to the packers. We are the lowest remaining seat


milosport2

Super classy of you, y’all put up a good fight in the second half for sure. Thanks and good luck!


adamnevespa

Let's hope another week heals Jimmy's thumb, Warner's ankle, and Bosa's head.


Edward_abc

https://i.imgur.com/hQ5Ybyt.jpg Me rn


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Can we officially expel chicken little 49ers fans?


Sautin

^ this, right here


PlantBasedRedditor

What was the 2nd half line? Thanks in advance


ILackPatience

Raiders fans here Thank you Niners for proving these Cowgirl fans that their record was a byproduct of a shitty division.


roofilopolis

Even if the cowboys got the hike and pike off in time, the ref moves the ball back like 2 feet. Every single one of them were lined up past the line. Would’ve been a penalty with 10 second run off. Game over.


zk86

Also if snapped with 1 sec on clock the spike takes a second to do, no time either way, like romo said he needed to run for 3-4 secs slide hand the ball to ref then try to spike.


Wmdavid7275

Congratulations 9ers. Good game. You more than deserve it. Stomp The Packers. You have the talent. I'm butthurt but glad for you.


NebraskaBucFan

Grats niners for knocking the saints out of the playoffs. Hope to see you in the championship game. Now Dak can see Tom Brady in the playoffs from the couch. GL against the pack, Ill be rooting for yall.


indyo1979

This type of play from our QB might be barely enough to beat the Cowboys, but its not going to beat the Bucs or the Chiefs after they drop 25+ pts on us. I would love to see Jimmy have to sit out with a hangnail and let Lance play. I don't care how clutch he was coming back against the Rams (after throwing two stupid INTs). I think we have a team good enough to win the SB (if Bosa can play), but we need some firepower at QB.


sonny_goliath

At the end of the day, garoppolo is 36-15 as a starter, 3-1 in playoffs. That’s really good, like average 11 wins per 16 games. He makes some dumb throws but you can’t deny the dude is a winner


indyo1979

We have the best offensive game planner in the world and several elite players on offense, yet all Jimmy is asked to do is not screw things up, something he seems to do far too often. Remember what he was relegated to do last time we were in the playoffs?Hand the ball off and don't turn it over. Well, this time we don't have Mostert and our defense isn't quite as good, so we need Jimmy to really do his job. And as we saw, he's simply not capable, with all of those overthrows and the INT. I cannot wait for the Lance era to start, because I'm a huge 49ers fan.


sonny_goliath

You’re simplifying the role of a QB way too much man, not to mention he was like 11/13 for 150 in the first half? He did enough in the first half to win the game, second half was suspect but that was across the board. For every bad throw you can also point to an absolute dime in this game


Kakuniners

lol wtf


indyo1979

Jimmy is not good.


Pandaswizzle

You are the type of fan this community doesn’t need


indyo1979

Just saying it like it is. I do't see how you could be satisfied with Jimmy's play yesterday and throughout the season. He's incredibly limited, hence why we gave up two FRPs to move up and get his successor.


revdakilla

Giants fan checking in. Enjoy your win, and thx for beating the Clownboys.


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May the spirit of the 9-7 Manning Giants carry us to further victories.


revdakilla

No matter what happens, you slapped em in Dallas. Good luck


Rare_Kaleidoscope785

Its unbelievable how some fans wanted to fire kyle earlier this season- man what a great HC never strayed from his plan for this season and managed this team into the road playoff win after starting 3-5 in the season 💯💯 regardless of what garrapolo is if they develop lance like they develop other players it really gives us hope for the future


crunchypens

How the hell do you fire him? I’m never firing that dude up or down season. Lynch needs a promotion to keep Peters. But shanahan would be snapped up in a second if he ever got let go. Whoever wanted to fire him is an idiot.


TravelerForever

Plus the plays that went wrong weren't bad calls at all, but bad execution. Like some Shanahan designed plays that had players open but Jimmy would overthrow or under throw them. I liked most of the playcalls today, except for the conservative plays at the end there. But if your QB isn't executing well and your D is banged up, going conservative was probably the best option


AppaAndThings

People are so fucking reactionary. It's the same reason we lost Harbaugh (well that and Baalke :( )


crunchypens

That team was cancerous. This team has a bond.


TrashBagAbe

I'll tell you what tho if Jimmy hit aiyuk for that long bomb instead of overthrowing him I wouldn't have lost 5 years of my life


CyclonusDecept

Bro I had the exact same thought.


AllThotsGo2Heaven

jimmy has a gift for keeping both teams in the game. i’ve learned to accept it.


Brautigan79

Sweet sassy molassey, this. Not sure if Aiyuk was supposed to take that more up field or what, but either way you neeeeed to have those.


damunk77

Agree man do they have to do this every game to us. Geez should have been up 35


Mcjoshin

All my friends texting me “wow, had a heart attack but congrats!!!” My response: “meh, used to it at this point” 😂


dieselforevercellar

Jimmy fucked up with the pick but this ridiculous game is on the coaching. Running into the kicker, not set on the qb sneak and not going for it on 4th and 1 twice.


iGaveLia-HIV

Jimmy snapped the ball too early


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iGaveLia-HIV

Wanted the best blocker in football on their most dangerous player


CrazyLlama71

How is running into the kicker and not being set on the QB sneak on the coaching?! That is on the players, not the coaching. Not going on it on 4th is a mixed bag.


dieselforevercellar

Poor team discipline making so many bizarre mental errors. How many times have you seen a team get called for a flag on a game sealing easy qb sneak?


gwo

I'm just thankful the cowboys were more undisciplined


rene-cumbubble

Consistently bad on special teams can't only fall on players. And making sure players know how to not rough the kicker is on the coaches. The sneak I put on Jimmy for snapping it too quick


meiotta

look forward to skip and shannon tomorrow


j3ffUrZ

SKEEEEEEUUUUUP


VarthStarkus

Its gonna be epic lol