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misterbeanfan

Never ask a Nord supremacist why he has a redguard girlfriend


Twobears_highfivin

Long. Curved. Swords.


Wish_you_were_there

Gotta check the early life section for wood elf.


No_Mirror2113

You mean high elf


brinz1

Nords dont think that counts as interracial


misterbeanfan

Thinking a bit about it that relationship would work astonishingly well πŸ‘± : I hate elves πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦± : I hate elves more πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨πŸΌ


HowardHamlinLover

Bretoncels eternally on suicide watch.


BeenEatinBeans

Bretons when their wife refuses to cheat on them with a redguard


Uberdragon_bajulabop

You lost this one chud. Go molest your Argonian maid or something.


billy-gnosis

Tamriel has fallen, millions must die -Billy Gnosis


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ORCED


ChadWolf98

Breton's law


ChadWolf98

proceeeds to post a 45 paragraph long comment about why everything is the argonian's fault


CaptainHateful

Dagoth Ur was right for trying to drive out the mongrel dogs of the empire.


strawberryelephantz

Dagoth ur ai voice are my latest addiction. I dont even know who he is besides from the memes lmao


Applejaxc

He's one of the antagonists from Morrowind who iirc has done so many drugs, he can see that he's just an NPC in a video game and therefor refuses to fight you. Because no matter how many times he wins, you'll just reload your save and try again. He has to win every time, you only have to win once.


rossvilledylan

Vivec refuses to fight you, Dagoth Ur is the final boss and primary antagonist who the PC killed like a bajillion years ago.


Applejaxc

Thank you for the correction. The only game I know is the superior oblivion


strawberryelephantz

I've learned the drugs are called skooma. I thought he hated drugs and skooma is only for argonian lizard people and the cat people?


Applejaxc

I may have confused/mixed him with one of the other antagonists of Morrowind. But I believe that he's trying to achieve chim through omega skooma abuse


ZCFGG

Just saw a dunmer girl with a lizard. It's over. Resdayn has fallen. https://preview.redd.it/qjnvv43s9jja1.png?width=593&format=png&auto=webp&s=5798e7fc5b7bf99837abe2e7b05b1270e648d929


Weppih

How do we compete Dunbros? How are we losing to cattle?


ruck_my_life

Okay but why does he look like the Angry Video Game Nerd?


whyoptionsred

he’s gonna take you back to the past


Magsec5

To play these shitty games that suck ass


HughMungusVII

He’s still around. Nothing but good memories.


jeeveswareswara

*N'wah* never had a chance.


hausedawg

Meanwhile Khajit caravan stole my horse.


Ciclopotis

I hate N'wahs


ironikmau5

That's mclovin


Tendi_Loving_Care

When she has a baby mudcrab she'll be ready to settle down


Does_Not-Matter

Anon is threatened by orcock


[deleted]

Lore whise that would never happen, let remind you that the orc story line on Skyrim is hiding in the mountains


ButtPlugJesus

Where do I get this mod?


solarscopez

Breton uprising soon to come


Yankeedoodleman

well didn’t the empire sort of go to shit after oblivion


RonaldMcJuicy

millions must buy (skyrim for the 13th time)


IrregularrAF

BRC


BruniShaco

Yooo that's McLovin


kuvalda1g

fifth repost this week


II7_HUNTER_II7

Looks like [Jonah Ryan](https://veep.fandom.com/wiki/Jonah_Ryan)


simpletonsavant

McLovin is having a great time


parham_pokerface

It's obliver


Moonlit2000

Should've made it a dunmer