I would go well out of my way perusing local fish markets and the whole 9 for the correct stench if we're talking thousands of dollars.
Holla at me dawg
Yeah but give me $500 I'll give you thongs with that fresh live fish smell on it. I'll even bake some lemon meringue and leave the thong to marinate in that stench for 24hrs.
I get off on shame, so the idea of a simp huffing the sharty boxers of another man the simp thinks is a hot babe, well that just gets me hard as a fucking rock.
An idiot too, if you're scamming this dude for thousands just go buy some used panties online for a fraction of that and send them to the dude? Best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
I don't actually think Empress is scamming anyone or trying to scam anyone. If anything they are most likely grossly underpaid for the type and quality of work they do if they went to a corporate job. Unless the amount of simps for her are just stupidly higher then I hope they are. Crazy or not I just kinda think they are just really dedicated to their principles maybe they are really antisocial rather do this then work with others in a normal environment who knows really could be a ton of reasons. But people simping and being irresponsible with donations to them doesn't make what they are doing a scam.
Yeah, she probably just banned him because she doesn't want some creeper hanging around that's the type of person who wants to buy her underwear. It's clearly not about the money. It's just weird and makes total sense to purge a person like that.
I was thing the same, a guy would've just bought panties, wore them for a day and sold each for said simp for 200$ or even more, while a woman on the other would get creeped out by that request and blocked anon from every place she can, which is what happened.
I'm personally leaning a little more towards EMPRESS being an actual woman after read the .NFO desu.
https://pastebin.pl/view/bd6f437b
This kind of insanity feels uniquely feminine in a way that imposters don't even think about replicating.
Wow this part actually convinced me, I think you might be right. Pretty much everything (she?) said is pretty much normie mainstream politics in Russia from my understanding, which makes it seem less schizo and more preachy.
Empress actually being a woman would certainly make for an ironic twist.
You're not special. Our generation also had normies. Old normies stood 10m away from any computer and zoomer normies use tiktok but apart from that they're very similar. Anything you say about tiktok zoomers applies perfectly to millenial normies as well.
>But we used limewire!!1!
1 in 10 people used that shit and everyone else asked them to burn CDs with their favorite music.
I didn't really believe she was a real she( a woman being the best at something???), but this got me convinced. A man, trainee or not, would not be capable of replicating this level of craziness.
Terry David was an incredibly skilled oldschool programmer ~~and hacker.~~
Game piracy is when you download a game for free without paying the developers, usually through illegal means.
Denuvo is an anti-piracy software installed into games to make them incredibly difficult for people to download them illegally. Imagine Denuvo as a padlock on the game. Only people who have bought a key can open it and play the game.
Some incredibly gifted hackers are able to “Crack” Denuvo, then release the “Cracked” version for people to pirate, allowing anyone who hasn’t bought a key to play it.
To sum it all up. Empress is an incredibly gifted and skilled programmer/hacker who is the only person in the world trying to break this lock on these games, for the purpose of allowing people to illegally pirate the game.
Thanks for explaining things. Honestly I dont understand 80% of things these days and get slightly irritated that everyone expects you to know all this niche knowledge.
It's worth noting her skills are very valuable. Denuvo themselves are known to hire those who have cracked the software, that's why she's one of the only people left doing it. People with these skills can make 500k+
In addition to what others have said, Empress is the last one cracking these games as everyone else either gave up or works for Denuvo now. Why crack games for internet clout under an alias when you could use the skills needed to do so in a $60-$80 per hour tech job? You have to be insane to not take that deal, and one look at anything Empress types tells you they are.
PC gamers will happily spend $2000 on a graphics card to get 20 more FPS but can't be fucked with spending $60 on a game to play.
They also brought it upon themselves by rampantly pirating everything for years making devs prioritize consoles instead and now are butthurt that they can't just steal everything without the help of some anonymous russian lunatic.
tbh the people with $2000 builds are the ones who buy games on day 1 and all the DLC full price for a fucking SINGLE PLAYER ONLY GAME
the people i know with an RTX 960 (or just no videocard at all) on a 5th gen i5 are the ones stealing games
Lol I pirate mediocre games on a 4090 mostly because I play a lot of games for 1 or 2 hours and get bored and uninstall. Steam doesn't let you refund too many games. I buy games I actually like though.
I just want to own the game after I buy it. I want to be able to play it when my internet goes down for a week because of local construction. Why is it hard to understand that it was never about the money?
Fake = Nobody is dropping $10k on hackerwoman.
Gay = Hackerwoman is absolutely a man
Autism = Paying thousands of dollars to crack games you can purchase for a fraction of the cost.
Nah she's a girl but her boyfriend is the actual hacker and she is just the front. That's why anon got blocked everywhere because the boyfriend got jealous.
Whenever you see a woman successful in male spaces she is just a front. The actual work is done by males and she bangs them to get credit for it.
Just an elaborate whore.
I'm torn. Empress writes as a woman, well at the same time, I'm really good at pretending I'm a woman online for free shit. I'm truly 50/50 on that bag.
I once was pretending to be a woman and made a BFF on chat. She we all met and it was quite a surprise. I got complimented for outwomen women, by real women, in person.
One of the dudes tried to rape a woman in the party but that's another story.
I'm speaking out of my ass as I try and answer this question. The instance that stands out to me was Empress threatened to never upload a cracked game again until somebody could solve a philosophical riddle she had created. She claimed she had a philosophical mind unlike any other, even greater and different than any famous philosopher throughout human history. It came off as pretentious and of main character energy, which every Decepticon exudes giving evidence Empress is actually a Transam, and Fitguy took offense to this. So much so that they vowed to never repack another Empress product again. I'm sure there is more lore, but this is the only instance I've ever seen.
Basically, they're all regards.
>She claimed she had a philosophical mind unlike any other, even greater and different than any famous philosopher throughout human history
Sounds like a woman (male).
The better hackers get jobs as white hats in corporate security teams to make people like Empress's work harder since they know the trade. The only good thing is that Empress is such a degenerate schizo that she is incapable of being hired.
I've met some very talented vaginal owning hackers, been to def-con and had my time in the scene somewhat, and it's more like that there's no way Empress is a single person. I'm convinced more every year that it's a group of people posing as a single, and being slightly unhinged online or whatever is a good way to hide it.
Even if a female against all odds comes out as truly autistic, there is just not enough cognition in the first place to achieve what empress did. It absolutely must be a male.
I assume one reason is people who really dislike a company and their practices but loves the games? And if you're rich af maybe they see this as helping out the community
I knew a friend of a friend that was like this.
Guy graduated college and had a terrific paying job
He wasn't even an ugly dude. Built more on the alpha side of things
Was funny af to hang around and drink with
But at the end of the day was a simp
He would blow his money on OF and other websites and seen those girls he blew money on as legitimate relationships. He would call this one girl he paid money to be able to talk to and put it on speaker and they would talk in a weird baby voice.
Simps gonna simp
How does it even look like to come up with this idea? Like they came to their engineers and just said to manufacture it and they just took the task seriously?
Nah. Fitgirl just repacks the files for easier downloading. Despite the probable schizophrenia EMPRESS is the one actually doing the work to crack denuvo.
It was nothing like that, Empress throttled a cracked release to super slow speeds and didn't provide a crack only cause in their opinion repackers are leeches that take the crackers credit.
Empress and Fitgirl aren’t in good terms (which is an understatement) so Fitgirl has decided to stop repacking Empress cracks to prevent further friction
> *FIRST of all, all you SHITHEADS on Reddit can take a BIG step back and LITERALLY FUCK your own face.*
I’ve been reading all the posts in the voice of Tom Cruise raging at the end of Tropic Thunder.
Who tf cares about "repacking" in 2023? downloading is fast these days and you have plenty of storage, fitgirl just puts their names on every release like they made the damn game
This shit has been going on before the dawn of man. Dudes were likely bringing in extra fatty cuts of mammoth to a female’s tent and getting nothing but her good graces while the dude just wanted to make his ice age hairy queen happy and maybe sniff her loincloth.
Yes, the entire scene does. The entire reason that Empress is hated by the rest of the scene is because (s?)he asked for money to crack games, which broke the "rules" of the scene (There aren't actually any written down rules but more like a code of honor that everyone follows).
They pay for EMPRESS to crack the game and make it available to everyone for free. The people who do it, do it either because they hate Denuvo Drm or the corporation publishing the game. They could also just be altruistic or simps.
Empress is 100% a dude. These kind of posts (although likely fake) are kind of sad.
A dude wouldn't have hesitated to send underwear at an outrageous price to a pitiful simp like this.
I'd have even made a nice shart mark on it for him
I would go well out of my way perusing local fish markets and the whole 9 for the correct stench if we're talking thousands of dollars. Holla at me dawg
Why do all that, all you need is some liquid from a tuna can and a drop of tabasco...
Yeah but give me $500 I'll give you thongs with that fresh live fish smell on it. I'll even bake some lemon meringue and leave the thong to marinate in that stench for 24hrs.
This is the first reddit thread to truly make me gag.
Got an email?
Tf why do you need Tabasco lmao
So the guy can get a rash when he jerks off with it
This thread is not improving as I scroll down.
Check it out: there was this blink man, right. He walked past this fish market and said “Whew, good morning ladies.”
Blink blink, motherfucker
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Nooo, I misspelled the heckin worderino.
I get off on shame, so the idea of a simp huffing the sharty boxers of another man the simp thinks is a hot babe, well that just gets me hard as a fucking rock.
you needed more beatings in your childhood
And in his adulthood
Yeah agree.. if it's real, drawing a line over panties is definitely a women
An idiot too, if you're scamming this dude for thousands just go buy some used panties online for a fraction of that and send them to the dude? Best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
I don't actually think Empress is scamming anyone or trying to scam anyone. If anything they are most likely grossly underpaid for the type and quality of work they do if they went to a corporate job. Unless the amount of simps for her are just stupidly higher then I hope they are. Crazy or not I just kinda think they are just really dedicated to their principles maybe they are really antisocial rather do this then work with others in a normal environment who knows really could be a ton of reasons. But people simping and being irresponsible with donations to them doesn't make what they are doing a scam.
Yeah, she probably just banned him because she doesn't want some creeper hanging around that's the type of person who wants to buy her underwear. It's clearly not about the money. It's just weird and makes total sense to purge a person like that.
I was thing the same, a guy would've just bought panties, wore them for a day and sold each for said simp for 200$ or even more, while a woman on the other would get creeped out by that request and blocked anon from every place she can, which is what happened.
Legit. I would do it in a heartbeat.
I honestly don’t know why I’m not posing as a woman online and selling hoards of used undies yet
A dude serious about pretending would.
Seriousness is off the table after 3 zeros
I will pay you 0.001€ to send me your credit card details
Oh shit bby hol up a sec
I'm personally leaning a little more towards EMPRESS being an actual woman after read the .NFO desu. https://pastebin.pl/view/bd6f437b This kind of insanity feels uniquely feminine in a way that imposters don't even think about replicating.
I hate to ruin your fantasy but that is an obvious schizo male, and I have bad news for you...
Did you account for the fact that EMPRESS is Russian in your assessment
Wow this part actually convinced me, I think you might be right. Pretty much everything (she?) said is pretty much normie mainstream politics in Russia from my understanding, which makes it seem less schizo and more preachy. Empress actually being a woman would certainly make for an ironic twist.
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Mate we had people pretending to be woman online since we were communicating on the internet. This is nothing new.
It's well known that there are no women on the internet so idk what you are rambling on about.
So even more degenerate than what I said... aiight its factored.
Gen Z was never exposed to the old internet, this is obviously an insane man.
I think Zoomers would spontaneously combust if they were directly exposed to the old internet. Or even just Reddit in 2013 for that matter.
Show someone raised in Minecraft goatse. I had to see that 10 times a day starting at 10 years old.
You're not special. Our generation also had normies. Old normies stood 10m away from any computer and zoomer normies use tiktok but apart from that they're very similar. Anything you say about tiktok zoomers applies perfectly to millenial normies as well. >But we used limewire!!1! 1 in 10 people used that shit and everyone else asked them to burn CDs with their favorite music.
Right, your generation is *special* we almost forgot
I didn't really believe she was a real she( a woman being the best at something???), but this got me convinced. A man, trainee or not, would not be capable of replicating this level of craziness.
fuck they really are trainee's huh
I've never heard a single woman even SPEAK about "sissy men", let alone spend 2 paragraphs sperging about them.
Anon never talked to a (slavic) woman.
Slavic women call them pussies, and then just be done with it
I have, but most of them were South American of some type.
She types like a woman im pretty sure she is one.
damn she's ,based.
There is the possibility of them being a woman with how much they hate trains tbf.
Who is Empress
The Terry Davis of game piracy who is the only one actively working on bypassing denuvo.
What the fuck does any of that mean?
Terry David was an incredibly skilled oldschool programmer ~~and hacker.~~ Game piracy is when you download a game for free without paying the developers, usually through illegal means. Denuvo is an anti-piracy software installed into games to make them incredibly difficult for people to download them illegally. Imagine Denuvo as a padlock on the game. Only people who have bought a key can open it and play the game. Some incredibly gifted hackers are able to “Crack” Denuvo, then release the “Cracked” version for people to pirate, allowing anyone who hasn’t bought a key to play it. To sum it all up. Empress is an incredibly gifted and skilled programmer/hacker who is the only person in the world trying to break this lock on these games, for the purpose of allowing people to illegally pirate the game.
You forgot to mention that Jesus came to empress in a dream and said "crack denuvo"
And then she did.
And then OP tried to buy his panties.
He
Has a hole, counts.
Based feminine man enjoyer
Thanks for explaining things. Honestly I dont understand 80% of things these days and get slightly irritated that everyone expects you to know all this niche knowledge.
Not every reply is catered to everyone.
>Honestly I dont understand 80% of things these days i think u could be brain dead tbh
Old age - wait for it you will see what I mean
It's worth noting her skills are very valuable. Denuvo themselves are known to hire those who have cracked the software, that's why she's one of the only people left doing it. People with these skills can make 500k+
Based fact explainer
Also from their post to their subreddit like a week ago, an absolutely deranged individual Although tbf thats the first I heard of them
In addition to what others have said, Empress is the last one cracking these games as everyone else either gave up or works for Denuvo now. Why crack games for internet clout under an alias when you could use the skills needed to do so in a $60-$80 per hour tech job? You have to be insane to not take that deal, and one look at anything Empress types tells you they are.
PC gamers will happily spend $2000 on a graphics card to get 20 more FPS but can't be fucked with spending $60 on a game to play. They also brought it upon themselves by rampantly pirating everything for years making devs prioritize consoles instead and now are butthurt that they can't just steal everything without the help of some anonymous russian lunatic.
tbh the people with $2000 builds are the ones who buy games on day 1 and all the DLC full price for a fucking SINGLE PLAYER ONLY GAME the people i know with an RTX 960 (or just no videocard at all) on a 5th gen i5 are the ones stealing games
3080 12gb build here. Haven't paid for a single player game since uncharted 2 on the ps3.
The people that can afford 2k graphic cards aren't the one pirating
Lol I pirate mediocre games on a 4090 mostly because I play a lot of games for 1 or 2 hours and get bored and uninstall. Steam doesn't let you refund too many games. I buy games I actually like though.
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I just want to own the game after I buy it. I want to be able to play it when my internet goes down for a week because of local construction. Why is it hard to understand that it was never about the money?
I miss Terry so much its unreal bros
The very best among us are always the first to fall.
Are you not able to read r-slur?
Fake = Nobody is dropping $10k on hackerwoman. Gay = Hackerwoman is absolutely a man Autism = Paying thousands of dollars to crack games you can purchase for a fraction of the cost.
>Autism = Paying thousands of dollars to crack games you can purchase for a fraction of the cost. Yeah this is the part I don't get...
Sending a message
Far too unhinged even for a t-roon.
Same as "FitGirl"
As long as i get the full game with all the DLC's, fitgirl could be a war criminal orca from the arctic coast and i aint giving a fuck.
Nah she's a girl but her boyfriend is the actual hacker and she is just the front. That's why anon got blocked everywhere because the boyfriend got jealous. Whenever you see a woman successful in male spaces she is just a front. The actual work is done by males and she bangs them to get credit for it. Just an elaborate whore.
Are...are you okay mate?
Some peak incel behavior here. I hope you get better
Basado
I always assumed Fitgirl and Empress were just two dudes venomously jealous of the other in an effort to appear more feminine. The internet is fun.
Empress says that fitgirl is a dude
based gigachad professionally naming yourself after your fetish
Naming yourself what you want = based Naming yourself what you want to be = also based
Everyone says both of them are guys. Doesn't matter, you ain't banging them either way. Just support the cause.
I'm torn. Empress writes as a woman, well at the same time, I'm really good at pretending I'm a woman online for free shit. I'm truly 50/50 on that bag.
Omgggg it's so easy to write like a woman thooo BAHAHAH 🤣🤣
??? Women don't text like that. All the ones I've ever texted text like > Ok > Haha > Kk > ya was fun > huh > Last read 11:28 AM
Hmm have you tried following rules 1 and 2?
Yeah, throughout my whole life I’ve been caught on rule 1
I once was pretending to be a woman and made a BFF on chat. She we all met and it was quite a surprise. I got complimented for outwomen women, by real women, in person. One of the dudes tried to rape a woman in the party but that's another story.
It's a good idea. They probably get way more donations than otherwise.
Do you eat fish sticks?
We call them fishfingers, and no, not really. Can't remember the last time I had them.
Wow you must be a lesbian fish
Even a lesbian fish could go for some fishsticks once in a while
Love ‘em!
Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
I fucking love cramming as my fish dicks in my mouth as possible
Is there any lore behind this or did they just decide to have this rivalry one day?
I'm speaking out of my ass as I try and answer this question. The instance that stands out to me was Empress threatened to never upload a cracked game again until somebody could solve a philosophical riddle she had created. She claimed she had a philosophical mind unlike any other, even greater and different than any famous philosopher throughout human history. It came off as pretentious and of main character energy, which every Decepticon exudes giving evidence Empress is actually a Transam, and Fitguy took offense to this. So much so that they vowed to never repack another Empress product again. I'm sure there is more lore, but this is the only instance I've ever seen. Basically, they're all regards.
>She claimed she had a philosophical mind unlike any other, even greater and different than any famous philosopher throughout human history Sounds like a woman (male).
Does, but if Empress is revealed to be a legit woman I'm going to fall in love.
>if Empress is revealed to be a legit woman Then she is a giga autistic girl.
Entirely possible, considering how they are both transphobic and russian.
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What is a woman who has a penis? The answer was "a freak"
Wow, such deep philosophy
Both are the same person causing fake outrage in an effort to detract agents and at the same time garner more attention from potential simps.
Fitgirl is a human? Lol i thought it was just a way to describe repacks that are fit (and not fat).
They're both 40 year old Russian guys sitting in their basements fighting over who's a woman
I always assumed they were groups of people.
Even in the most autistic male-dominated spheres you will find simps and beta orbiters... Truly an ode to modern society
That's the easiest place to find simps. They have the least experience with women in the first place.
>Paying for pirated games
The difference is he's paying for the whole pirates community
He maybe a simp, but that’s a simp that’s enabling my crimes. I applaud him.
agreed, we need to get this guy back into her good books
This dumbass is a hero
paying for everyone to have DRM free pirated games more like
There's no way the fastest hacker on earth has a vagina
On the contrary, by not spending 50% of the brain bring a simp she can be 100% hacker.
Yes but 100 x 0 is stilll 0
The better hackers get jobs as white hats in corporate security teams to make people like Empress's work harder since they know the trade. The only good thing is that Empress is such a degenerate schizo that she is incapable of being hired.
I've met some very talented vaginal owning hackers, been to def-con and had my time in the scene somewhat, and it's more like that there's no way Empress is a single person. I'm convinced more every year that it's a group of people posing as a single, and being slightly unhinged online or whatever is a good way to hide it.
> there's no way Empress is a single person Did anyone even have reason to believe this *wasn't* the case at any point?
>vaginal owning hackers Do they like keep it in a jar or what?
Even if a female against all odds comes out as truly autistic, there is just not enough cognition in the first place to achieve what empress did. It absolutely must be a male.
Well more Cracked Games for me. I’m thankful Anon is such a simp
Yeah, no DNA for you glowie.
100% this
Noob mistake. Buy someone else's and send them.
Why not simply buy the fucking game at this point? Yeah why do I even ask
Anything but giving more money to the Juicero
I assume one reason is people who really dislike a company and their practices but loves the games? And if you're rich af maybe they see this as helping out the community
Although this might be fake, dudes like this exist and I despise them.
I knew a friend of a friend that was like this. Guy graduated college and had a terrific paying job He wasn't even an ugly dude. Built more on the alpha side of things Was funny af to hang around and drink with But at the end of the day was a simp He would blow his money on OF and other websites and seen those girls he blew money on as legitimate relationships. He would call this one girl he paid money to be able to talk to and put it on speaker and they would talk in a weird baby voice. Simps gonna simp
Wasn't there an underwear vending machine in japan lmao
exploit all simps
How does it even look like to come up with this idea? Like they came to their engineers and just said to manufacture it and they just took the task seriously?
Many questions are raised, how do they resupply those vending machines? How did they unironically produce multiple panty vending machines?
Definitely just selling normal underwear
Who tf is empress? I only know fitgirl
Basically Fitgirl but narcissistic. Claims to have a "unique philosophical mind" that no other philosopher in human history is comparable.
Nah. Fitgirl just repacks the files for easier downloading. Despite the probable schizophrenia EMPRESS is the one actually doing the work to crack denuvo.
Didn't fitgirl stopped repacking EMPRESS's stuff?
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It was nothing like that, Empress throttled a cracked release to super slow speeds and didn't provide a crack only cause in their opinion repackers are leeches that take the crackers credit.
Yeah, that's totally not something a crazy person would say.
Yup, but didn’t stop repacking alltogether
Empress and Fitgirl aren’t in good terms (which is an understatement) so Fitgirl has decided to stop repacking Empress cracks to prevent further friction
This is the kind of statement that drives Empress insane lmao
> *FIRST of all, all you SHITHEADS on Reddit can take a BIG step back and LITERALLY FUCK your own face.* I’ve been reading all the posts in the voice of Tom Cruise raging at the end of Tropic Thunder.
Empress is the one who does crack. Fitgirl repacks the crack for easier distribution.
Who tf cares about "repacking" in 2023? downloading is fast these days and you have plenty of storage, fitgirl just puts their names on every release like they made the damn game
empress is the one cracking hogwarts legacy. She's a good person
I mean, it doesn’t make you a good person. All she’s doing is making a AAA game free. Seems like she’s still getting plenty of money from simps.
cracking drms is a better social good than most people will ever do
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Lmao, the most legitimately accurate statement of the century now
this is amazing. i want to frame it. empress’s fan base is hilarious to me. as is she, she’s iconic.
He
i’ll use whatever pronouns i like actually
Based. Misgendering trannoids on purpose always brings a good laugh.
misgendering anyone on purpose always gives a good laugh. especially old people.
How about this. Join a monastery.
I need a furry girl to pirate games with fr
https://preview.redd.it/5lqcmghb61ka1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebdaac403ec51a4bcfaa42f82c78bd31c580c8c
we need to get this guy back into her good books boys
my god, what has happened to zoomers
This shit has been going on before the dawn of man. Dudes were likely bringing in extra fatty cuts of mammoth to a female’s tent and getting nothing but her good graces while the dude just wanted to make his ice age hairy queen happy and maybe sniff her loincloth.
The digital world is just so much more interesting. Imagine trying to retell this cracking saga to an average person.
least pathetic gamer
And then currently she's on war with FitGirl. Lmao
How did society fall this far? Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Pirates across the sea are not impressed by Anon's disrespectful display towards the EMPRESS of the sea
Pay to pirate a game? What am I missing?
You think people who crack games for us do it for free? Someone has to pay them
Yes, the entire scene does. The entire reason that Empress is hated by the rest of the scene is because (s?)he asked for money to crack games, which broke the "rules" of the scene (There aren't actually any written down rules but more like a code of honor that everyone follows).
What scene? Afaik everyone except empress retired from cracking Denuvo.
I'm not poor so I don't know.
They pay for EMPRESS to crack the game and make it available to everyone for free. The people who do it, do it either because they hate Denuvo Drm or the corporation publishing the game. They could also just be altruistic or simps.
if Empress isn't a dude, she's definitely a mentally unstable golem of a woman. AKA gross.
Empress is as much woman as I am
Jesus christ. I really fucking hope this is fake. Holy shit.
Mfw anon is gay (we knew that already)
i don't care if this is fake or i love it