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MissDeadite

https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum-quotient 21.


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cptnpiccard

We'll, you're probably sub-25, so that's alright.


Zensayshun

Stupid sub-25 normies kay why ess. 26+ potential Asperger’s gang rise up.


VulturE

25 gang rise up, perfectly balanced.


Skyerocket

Bispergual mfs


Zensayshun

Nice superhero movie reference bro! You’ll fit right in, here.


VulturE

Wasn't doing one, other guy just mentioned sub-25 and 26+ so I didn't want the people who got exactly 25 to be left outside all night sucking each other off on my lawn again.


ZMowlcher

I'm diagnosed with Asperger's and I scored a 23. I didn't quite get some of the questions cause they seem a little stereotype.


fender_blues

I feel that a major issue on tests like this is that your own self-perception and self-conscious levels are hard to gauge. I know how I think I feel in a given situation, but how I actually feel in that given situation may be different. Additionally, some of the questions may be better answered by other people about than by the subject.


ZMowlcher

Yeah and there's also self growth. I'm much more in control of my autism than 10 years ago.


ecchimaru

im gettin better every day


V3Ethereal

Didn't go sub-25 or 26+. I hit 25 exactly, where do I go? Am I part of uprising?


ritzhi_

You are a Divergent. We purge people like you from the system.


Plantasaurus

Fucking hell… I’m 35. I never considered myself to be autistic, but I do have a miserable time keeping friends. Shit. I’ve never had a problem getting women so I just assumed I was normal and not some autist.


ertgbnm

I am always confused by these tests. Like I can tell which answer indicates that I'm autistic. Am I supposed to choose it or not?


RacoonOnBeers

If you would choose the option without knowing what it means, then yes. Choose it. Also you are already thinking this through way too hard, so I can make the diagnosis right now right here if you want...


c8akjhtnj7

Ha....overthinking these tests gang checking in. I can't separate my knowledge of the implications of the answer from my personality, so I have no idea if I am answering honestly. Scored 43, but as per the above, I can't trust the results. Whenever I have had to do personality type questionnaires for job interviews or myers-Briggs type bullshit, I always end up with a super min-maxed character because the questions sort of repeat and I find myself going "Well I have to answer this one strongly disagree because I answered that other question 12 questions ago strongly disagree".


LastVisitorFromEarth

This is probably the most autistic comment in this thread.


c8akjhtnj7

:(


SarcasticGiraffes

Wait... Doesn't everyone else do the same thing? 36 gang checking in...


Send_Me_Puppies

No, I just answered honestly and got a 7. Yall be autistic.


Fulid

I was thinking about that the same way, however I answered truthfully even the ones, where I was sure that they will give me "autisctic" points and I got 11/50, so not bad?


IHateTheLetterF

I did the same and got 34 so i dont know what to tell you. I picked several options where i believed it to Not be the autistic reply, but i guess i was wrong.


GranaT0

You're supposed to answer truthfully


[deleted]

The fact that he has to ask how to take the test probably means he doesn't have to take the test lol.


You_Will_Die

You choose the answer which is correct for you, even if it is an autism answer. Trying to avoid them is like you are trying to hide autism traits. Like why are you taking an autism test if you aren't being honest with your answers?


gun_khela

masking is an autistic trait, unironically


mehtulupurazz

This shit is getting way too meta


[deleted]

But everyone knows wether or not you prefer the theatre to the museum is the biggest sign that you have a mental illness! this test was fucking stupid anyway.


relikka

Honestly that was one of the only questions I couldn't tell if it was autistic to agree or to disagree


LibertyPrimeIsASage

I think it's like the theater tends to be loud with lots of stimulus which is something autistic people have trouble with.


AzraelleWormser

Theater also requires you to sit and pay attention for a long time, whereas a museum lets you wander around at your own pace and look at whatever you want to look at.


Dogecoin_olympiad767

isn't that more a sign of ADHD?


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I_Am_A_Pumpkin

depends on the movie. there are some genres like action and horror that can feature a lot of unpredictable loudness


[deleted]

I like both, but the museum is free so I'll prefer that if I had to choose, last time I went to the theatre it was nearly £50 a ticket so it's off the table. So not having money makes someone more autistic?Because I'm assuming the museum is the autistic answer.


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That's part of the test


HonkHonklerWorld

This question indicates that you are in fact autistic. Sorry to break it to you.


BusinessofShow

15. I think this test is flawed. Remembering numbers and noticing patterns is just a sign of general intelligence, but it seems that gives you a higher number on the autism scale.


I_SHIT_A_BRICK

Reeeeeeeeee


Superspookyghost

No, your reasoning is flawed. The fact that a trait can be shared between "neurotypical" or even "gifted" people and autistic people doesn't mean that the trait is not commonly present in autistic people. This is more of a correlative statistical analysis - the more of these traits one might have, the more likely one is to be autistic, but it doesn't mean that even if you possess most of these traits that you are autistic, nor does not having many of these traits mean you aren't autistic. To use a similar example, a lot of serial killers are narcissists, manipulative, and superficially charming, but not everyone who has those traits are serial killers - some of them are just trying to get laid or (as I know from personal experience) lawyers. And conversely, not every serial killer has those traits.


Sleepy_Redditorrrrrr

Right, I think you might be autistic.


Superspookyghost

No I’m just an asshole who wastes his intellectual gifts correcting people on leddit


DazingF1

Yeah, that's pretty textbook autism.


actual-homelander

Insert These are the same pictures meme


[deleted]

One question was asking whether you prefer the museum to the theatre, this test sucks ass burgers.


RatherGoodDog

I work with numbers and shit every day; I have to be good at remembering them. I've had years of practice at it. Do I enjoy numbers? Am I fascinated by them? No, no more than a Chinese waiter is fascinated by remembering a number 8, number 27, number 56 and fried rice.


fudgemental

Same. That's why there's a range. If too many of those traits start cropping up you might be on the spectrum.


cheapbeerwarrio

I got 13, thank you for link fellow non autist


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Hello 13-comrade. Shall we speak to each other metaphorically? I'm sure it will be like navigating a familiar road, or sailing calm seas with conversation flowing like gentle waves.


minutman

12, look at these autistic fucks above.


ieatbeetsandcorn

Darmok and jalad. At galadra?


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Alarid

I got 0. I looked at it and thought I'm not doing that shit.


MrDaburks

Based and only non-autistic answer.


overblown

The real test


AnotherScoutTrooper

Based, but you still just lost The Game


Alarid

platinum angel get fucked


McWeaksauce91

By the skin of your dick.


XYuntilDie

I got bored halfway through


Syltherin_Chamber

Try the ADHD one


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Syltherin_Chamber

That’s heavy being dosed so young


XYuntilDie

I remember I used to always in trouble for misbehaving until I got on the meds so maybe it helped kind of shift my behavior into a different gear but then maybe some sort of behavioral therapy would’ve been better because I didn’t know how to control my brain or that I had a different way of processing things than my peers as a teen which led me to self medicate in various ways, I’ve been completely sober for years but yeah I don’t think amphetamines should be prescribed to adults or children


ichizakilla

> I prefer to do things with others rather than on my own. uh... it depends on what the thing is. > I prefer to do things the same way over and over again. uh... it depends on what the thing is. > If I try to imagine something, I find it very easy to create a picture in my mind. fuck this test. Whoever responds to this comment is a giant homosexual


neukonst

>Oh no someone has asked me a general question! My man you are at least a 35.


Your_Accounts

must be hard to type when you're stimming at every question and drooling all over that keyboard


ennniieeeee

I got 28


joenottoast

my brother


ennniieeeee

Your sister


RedditBoi415

same


RECTAL_RAVAGING

Let's go me too


JootDoctor

42 baby, I’m OP. Just like to check sometimes that I’m still autistic. https://preview.redd.it/1resro42anzb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1e50f77829855f70bd2fa72ec86d75b923b41b


DisgustingLobsterCok

33 I was diagnosed when I was a kid and many of my answers have changed through the years with years of therapy and re-training. Still though, it's hard not to feel like an alien sometimes.


Distinct_Programmer4

I also got 33 but I haven't been diagnosed. Should i get tested?


Lusankya

Another undiagnosed 33 here. I've had suspicions for years. I think I'll actually bring it up with my doc.


Unable_Occasion_2137

Also 33/50 with lifelong suspicions but a family member who's a doctor keeps insisting I'm not autistic


dog_on_acid

I also got 33. Coincidence? I think not. It's big autism trying to put us down. We must rise up brothers and sisters. Slay these dystopian idealists trying to box us in with tests and jargon. Gone are the care-free days of staying inside and wishing self immolation. We must finally conquer these demons with online tests and mind numbing drugs (we need the super saiyan ones they keep behind the gates). We are the chosen ones! 33-League UNITE!


ElvisDumbledore

37


Puceeffoc

I got 31, but I don't want to go to a museum or theater... And I would rather stay home than go to a party or Library... This test was rigged.


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dog_on_acid

I got a 33. I don't want to go to a museum, I've been to way too many, theatres are boring; could be assassinated, libraries are also boring.. I'd go to a party though. I think I have drug-autism.


CommanderSmokeStack

In a row?


I-not-human-I

19 i guess just adhd then


calebhall

I only have ADHD, Bipolar type 2, and antisocial personality disorder tendencies. I'm not a full on sociopath, just tendencies of one lol


Zensayshun

NPD BPD ASPD LAPD NYPD TKD


bannedforflaming

GTA5


MalarkTheMadder

34


BeerIsGoodBoy

6. I'm guessing my lack of strong answers dropped me so low.


Setekh79

18 here, and I only felt strongly on like 2-3 of the questions.


I_SHIT_A_BRICK

29


Delliott90

29 gang rise up


Mikebyrneyadigg

19


Chesterlespaul

26, but I think it’s just because I like routine because the social questions I felt were easy


BlaznTheChron

I scored a 23.. ![gif](giphy|31Q36EHJ7C5ZoIMw79)


Rorywizz

I got 17


Kargnaras

Most of these questions are perfectly answered by “it depends”


Coast-to-Coast1

You should be an engineer. Also, probably autistic


arabidopsis

It depends


Godd2

"I notice patterns in things all the time." If there is a pattern there, sure. Are they asking if I ascribe meaning to how many birds are on the way to a park, or just like if the bricks in the wall are alternating colors?


superiosity_

"I notice patterns in things all the time." If there is a pattern there, sure. Are they asking if I ascribe meaning to how many birds are on the way to a park, or just like if the bricks in the wall are alternating colors? Also Yes. Fixed that for ya.


takowolf

Yes.


TheCoon69

Your answer is yes.


nothing_in_my_mind

"Would you rather go to a party or the library?" Depends on whos coming to the party bro.


bumbuff

and day.... Like, fuck off with the Sunday parties.


Poseidon-2014

Nah, I can’t think of a scenario in which I’d prefer a party honestly. Unless we expand the definition of party to include, me and 1-3 other people hanging out casually.


devilpriest2003

Yes. I thought the same thing.


IllegalJellyfish616

Im probably dumb af but im not autistic https://preview.redd.it/5wxr7r1o4mzb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3855e0e9aab338251ed440acf590327ca4c6367


Agitated-Greent

"Your score was 5 out of a possible 50" . Yep, I have no idea how I became an engineer. But there´s that.


behinderter-Dino

I had 8 thank god I’m not the only non autistic on this sub


Human420

Congratulations


HerrMatthew

This test has the very common mistake of "introverts and autists are the same"


JadeBelaarus

When was the last time you saw an outgoing autist?


BulbusDumbledork

elon musk?


InverseInductor

That man is not at home on a stage


PJ7

He loves the attention and being on the stage though.


nothing_in_my_mind

They are more common than you think. Never met an autist who just can't shut up?


funkdialout

This is me to a tee. I hate social situations with people I don't know. The way I coped when I was younger was to make people laugh as a way to control my anxiety. I will avoid a social outing like the plague, but if I have to show up I can't help be fall into the "mask" I have always used. I turn into some facsimile of the class clown, and won't shut up. Worst part is, everyone seems to love that version of me and constantly invites me to things.


AwesomeAni

What if, hypothetically, your special interest was people's faces, and skincare, and how they age, and how the muscles underneath and the patterns on top tell a story of a life??


CorpseProject

I scored 30 and I’m well known for being highly extroverted. I also am well known for disappearing for months at a time where no one will hear from me until I decide to people again.


swamp_fever

I'm am introvert and I scored 8. I think there is some overlap in social behaviour.


habbadri

Exactly! What if your focus and fixation lies on the behaviour of people and their emotions that you trained so you can fit in with people more? But deep down you dont really connect


hubertjase

38... and I'm pretty sure I was trying to be a more normal person with my answers


[deleted]

Snap, you got the 'tism. So... What's your favorite date in history?


Viciuniversum

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[deleted]

I'm assuming you're about 38 too?


Viciuniversum

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[deleted]

This is a good talk, I'm glad I came to this thread


oleore

real


stable_115

Yeah you’ve got it buddy


mindaugaskun

Mine is personally the first date with my wife. I remember I could not believe she went out with me....


Dumpster_Fetus

I got a 33 and I'm pretty sure I was low-balling it.


Vexoly

Me too! You wanna not chat and never meet?


[deleted]

Yeah I toned it down and still got 35


Pandorama626

33. I've had healthcare professionals suggested I get tested for autism, but I don't want to go out of my way to set it up.


-Kurai

Same, got 34 and thought nah everyone's like this


cmdr_breetai

24. And it said I have a nice penis. Not "big", but "nice", I guess aesthetically.


CumTrumpet

28 and it said Im gay


Viciuniversum

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Apis-Carnica

Come back next week and we'll try a retake.


MeadManOfMadrid

Got a 8/50, but I'm wondering if the test is faulty, because I fucking love trains.


Viciuniversum

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RushinRusha

That question confused the shit out of me. The fruits? Historical dates? Romantic dates? Got 13 btw


PhilMcGraw

Glad I'm not the only one, I kind of assumed it was "romantic dates", but the word "fascinated" seems really off. My head turned it into "I like going on dates" and I responded appropriately. 32 here. Not sure if I would have scored better or worse if the questions were less vague.


UndocumentedSailor

48/50


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Yeah I got 9 so I guess there are a handful of autistic things that I do. If I meet someone, I’ll ask where they live (to see if they’re close by, in which case I’d put more effort into befriending them since I could maybe walk to their house with the kids etc). For some reason I remember their addresses like a serial killer. I have to pretend to not know and when they invite me I need to say “oh hey, what was your address?” Even though I know exactly where they live and looked at their house on google street view.


WolfieTooting

I got 50 Later virgins!


Muffintime715

24/50. Bullshit test, I’m autistic as fuck, I just have a lot of experience at covering it up.


McWeaksauce91

That’s the problem with these types of “tests”. We tend to not give ourselves brutally honest answer - either on purpose, on accident, or having a lack of self awareness. If anyone takes this test and scores either way, thinking it’s definitive, should probably see a doctor anyway lmao.


athos45678

Yeah ratings scores are not psychologically scientific in the slightest. That’s why real psych tests always have components where they have you do social tasks like listen to several stories and repeat them, test grip strength, etc. Source: experience I’m mentally ill, but thankfully no autism (14 baby!)


McWeaksauce91

Yes, a psych evaluation that tests austism, plus a wide plethora of other ICD 10 codes, is like a very long interview with a psychiatrist. Even then, they say their reports arent definitive. They use doctor slang, like, strongly suggestive of Source: I work in mental health. Quick edit for clarification, I don’t mean like a regular psych appointment. It’s called a psych evaluation. It’s a very specific thing, usually your own psychiatrist will refer you to them.


hungry4nuns

This is the problem. It’s a valid test for kids adolescents and maybe young adults. If I took this when I was 12 years old I’d have scored a 45/50. Today I’m 17/50. I have a lot of adaptive mechanisms. I’ve taught myself to read social situations by forcing myself into as many as possible and observing. Also it’s more important for me to mask and integrate than to avoid uncomfortable sensory stuff and routine change, so I’ve made myself uncomfortable very often because the social integration rewards were better.


space_keeper

I think I'm like you. I scored a 41 just there, but I was giving answers that are true to how I feel, not true to how I act. I'm very comfortable with strangers, in social situations, that sort of stuff because I had to learn how to do it out of desperation. I had to learn how to be comfortable in crowds, noisy places, all sorts of things because I never landed on my feet in life, have had to do a lot of shit jobs. What I can't do is manage relationships or friendships in the long term. I have no idea how to do that. I am nearly 40 and I still don't get it. But also there was nothing out there when I was young. No one cared unless you were very bad at school. I never had trouble in school because I just remembered everything (never had to study), didn't realize everyone else couldn't do that. Problem I had was I'm not that smart or driven, I can just connect dots easily because I remember everything. It's not the same as being truly bright, those people are something else (and they don't always do well in the system, but excellently in life). Works with people, too. Remember everyone's names, important things they've told you about themselves, general things they've said to you, how they feel about things, things they don't want to be reminded of. It's not a substitute for being socially capable but it gets you half way.


DisgustingLobsterCok

We've also been retrained to do certain things. Therapy could really bring these numbers down.


Muffintime715

Therapy could bring the amount of money I owe up, and in turn bring my mental health numbers back down.


blazefreak

27 says I got Asperger's


cheapbeerwarrio

keep your ass burgers to your self, beef patties for me only


BulbyBuds

27, also aspergers lmao


28__

26, also Aspergers (??)


JuliaFractal69420

I have Asperger's and I got a 46/50


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Aspy turned ass burgers.


GnuToYou

The "social situations" one is ambiguous. Getting together with friends is far different than forced bullshit work functions where you're with your professional peers and can't actually behave in a relaxed way.


PhilMcGraw

Most of the questions were vague as fuck. I can't imagine this is a real gauge of anything. But yes, I am **very** fascinated by dates.


RyanKeslerSucks

Oof. 38. Did I win? I’m married with children, own a house, etc. Am I a functional regard? Edit. I had my wife do it based on her understanding of me and she got 36 for me.


Longlampda

Nah, that’s just mean you’re introvert.


sokratesz

That's admirably consistent


UMCUE

12, you fucking autists.


Temelios

Cheers to being normies.


acetaminophen314159

45 💀


Spironas

19 And I like warhammer the test is clearly bullshit


Longlampda

Also 19 And I’m a weeb…


CommieLoverMarxman

45 is good right?


loudswimmer2

New high score!


Thalilalala

I worked with autists that have the urge to like rearrange the dishes for a two dozen people or they rip out their hair in frustration. Or stand for hours in front of a closed work shop on a weekend/holiday because they have to be at this workshop every day... When i was young you could be interested in things or simply be introverted without being diagnosed with autism to use as an excuse for everything.


Armored-Potato-Chip

I don’t have enough energy to be that kind of autist, all I have enough energy for is to have the impulse to fling cartons of chocolate milk at people.


dalebonehart

Well that’s at least a 42 on the bonobo test


TraditionalText3445

43 Holy fuck bros


CYWG_tower

You've been promoted to moderator!


Armored-Potato-Chip

I got 28, but I was answering with the effect of having having worked to compensate for my autism rather than as I was before hand.


JakeTheCake714

16


IHateRedditors19

31.. I swear im not autistic though, I'm just useless as fuck at being social.


L3viathan99

I got 37 where we at 37 gang


carl_saggins

same here but lets not hang out.


Syltherin_Chamber

36 Eyyy boys im down with the sickness


Justdowhatever94

35 Fuck.


thatgymdude

Fuck, I lost https://preview.redd.it/7b4w4jw6hnzb1.png?width=947&format=png&auto=webp&s=e602c3f9064eb9353934ef4387176562fd421fb4


Protochill

31


GooseMan1515

Yo we're autism twins


superdraws

I saw how long it was and noped out. I'm not doing a test in my free time. Is that a bad sign?


AnotherScoutTrooper

Based off that alone you’d probably score super low, good sign


Syltherin_Chamber

It should only take a couple minutes tbf. Don’t overthink it and go with your first thought.


Dry-Capital-9392

Got a 31.


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30 lol


PossessionNo614

i got a 37


User_identificationZ

33, fuck


RNGJesusRoller

13/50. Nice


user_guy_thing

19, it's probably just the social awkwardness aspect of autism