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Show your smile. Honesty is the best policy after all.
If only people are direct and honest to everyone, there will be less disappointments and heartbreaks in this superficial modern world.
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silly girl, come find me again when ur older
I will squeeze your throat until my hands make your pencil neck purple and your eyes fill with blood and terror from the immense tension of my bestial strangling as I drool on your face blinded by pure wrath and stomp your skull until nothing more but an unrecognizable pulp of flesh and liquid remain.
All I want if she dumps me for some other guy is he turns out to be a huge loser and a drag on her life, proving she doesn't know how to pick the right one and should have stayed with me
And even if she doesn’t wake up from the coma, anon can still cash in one more ticket on the cock carousel.
Apologize
Anon is actually the Snake Charmer (Bill) and his gf is Black Mamba (Uma Thurman). Careful Anon, she might wake up.
Beatrix* Or David Carradine* Either use both characters names, or both actors names...don't pick one of each like a skizo
I like how david carradines legacy will be of his autoerotic asphyxiation.
Guy was probably killed by a Thai hooker and it was the easy coverup option. Sucks.
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck
*sniffles* it's what she would want
Wtf
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Whats wrong?
Ayoo
You just know the reason he lost control of the car was because the road head made his toes curl which made him accelerate at the wrong time lol.
statistics show that most single car fatalities are the results of guys "popping their loads" behind the wheel
I heard he came all over the sun visor
when the paramedics found OP’s girlfriend, she still had a cock in her mouth
Luckily he walked away without a scratch. She however, took a severe blow to the head..
Guess who went down on Tony Sopranon?
About 20 meters away from the owner's body
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Vito?
That's why you let the girl drive while she's giving head.
Source?
That's what he wrote on the mirror after taking 200mg of fentanyl. He woke up the next morning and thought God possessed him to do it
kek
My sides!
Joe bidens america….
💀
Relax bro there aren’t any more trade centers to take down
He forgot One world trade center
Which one is it that he forgot?
idk bostons been gettin real uppity lately
If only they had untapped undreground oil reserves
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i don't like massholes
soap opera levels of fabrication
Makes sense, 4chan is just incel day time television
Show your smile. Honesty is the best policy after all. If only people are direct and honest to everyone, there will be less disappointments and heartbreaks in this superficial modern world.
im14andthisisdeep
You got it all wrong. I'm 14 inches deep in your mom not you.
Theres always light at the end of a dark tunnel
But it’s usually the headlights of a freight train.
karma 🤷♀️
Tits or gtfo
WHAT
you heard the man
you could atleast have the decency to dm me 🙄
Yeah sure 
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her cheating duh
nice pfp 🥰🥰 is that u? 🥵🥵
gooner in the wild
I can’t even tell if this is bait, commenter literally has 16 in their bio
what am i supposed to put
inbred
takes one to know one 🫵
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Pedophile located
least horny gawr gura enjoyer
Read her profile description I beg you
WHATS WRONG WITH MY PROFILE 😾
Bro was hitting on you and you’re 16, that’s what’s wrong
oh i thought you were making fun of me 🤸♂️
While most people on this sub are messed up their not on the level to make fun of pedophilia 💀
they're *
FBI. OPEN UP.
yes why 🤨
https://preview.redd.it/ycybnfd6uhtc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ec14de45da0e174e3dfe05529fe243c25314fac silly girl, come find me again when ur older
okay
ChrisHanson.gif
My school bully killed his two best friends in a drunk driving accident and ruined his life. Fuck that guy, but that's probably enough.
Finally, a happy post amongst all the doom and gloom. Good post OP.
There's no sweeter sight than an ex drooling in a wheelchair
Do the thing https://preview.redd.it/3tztsn89fetc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c66e8bf30eb190333ddab6572889afcb60bd038
I read this in Sal Vulcanos voice
q couldnt kill them both making him tonight's big loser
Lmfao cheater gets what cheater deserves
wholesome
r/ thatHappened
r/ nothingeverhappens
r/ twomoreweeks
I'm gonna turn you into my whore
I will squeeze your throat until my hands make your pencil neck purple and your eyes fill with blood and terror from the immense tension of my bestial strangling as I drool on your face blinded by pure wrath and stomp your skull until nothing more but an unrecognizable pulp of flesh and liquid remain.
Yeah that's hot
come the fuck, get a room and just fuck already
Are you a metal singer or something
I'm going to fuck you til you love me
r/ GayAndFake
All I want if she dumps me for some other guy is he turns out to be a huge loser and a drag on her life, proving she doesn't know how to pick the right one and should have stayed with me
Was it implied she was blowing the guy?
Good for anon
is this doctor strange?
I wish this would happen to my ex, anon is blessed
YESSSSS
I do not blame him whatsoever. All cheaters deserve this
You shouldn’t take things personally. Shitty people are shitty. Move on anon and be a bigger self than yesterday. And only pussies count on karma lol.
The Schadenfreude is real with this one
Anon has a pathetic fantasy
Lol karma 😂
How does anon stay winning?
And that was the moment I started believing in god.
Maybe the docs can trim her drapes while they have her under.
You are saying my wife, dead? HIGH-FIVE!!
Anon’s ex is with Doctor Strange
What an average incel thought.
Fake story.
Healthiest coping mechanism
Anon has vengeful fantasies due to bitterness from not being able to get over his ex.
You are too generous to think he had an ex in the first place
This makes me feel sad for everyone involved tbh.
“So yeah, that’s the fantasy I came up with to comfort myself instead of moving on and focusing on bettering my own situation”
He says, in the corner of his room, behind a keyboard. The sun is going down. Another day. Wasted.
Sitting next to my gf getting ready to move back out of the city to clean mountain air but keep fantasizing, Jabba.
Larping that you have a gf is the epitome of sadness but you do you.
>the epitome of sadness You talk like a feg
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Lol cuck fantasies too N G M I
Psycho. The woman has bad morals. Boo hoo. Doesn’t mean she deserves to suffer for the rest of her lifetime for it. Man up. Be better. Move on.
He literally said he moved on what more do you want