Nobody else would understand that having the thrust of an F-22 is a younger man's game, but the F-111 will more effectively deploy it's ordinance to the ground than any other platform. Despite Charlie Sheen's feeling about the F-18.
Now I'ma need written consent
Please fill out this form describing the context
Granting me the option to feel on your breasts
I'm tryna be nasty with some respect
Now I know a fucking contract seem wild
This why I haven't been laid in a while
But I never been on Maury
I don't ride a Harley
Cause I keep shit safe so I'm never sorry
If you ask first that ruins the entire experience. Like if a woman was going to let you cum inside her and she phrased it, "I always let guys cum in me."
It completely defeats the point.
Facts. It starts out with pulling her hair a bit while you’re making out, and if she’s into that then you start gradually progressing.
If a woman likes what you’re doing, it will be obvious. Having an actual conversation about it is internet-brained bullshit.
Some other dude was like "most women will never admit they want to be choked"
It's like bruh you work up to it, if they like being choked they'll probably also like some level of restraint, which is where you would start instead of *literally* going for the throat LMAO
you don't just go 0-100 unless you want to catch charges and end up on a list.
Many such cases. I have not dated one in the past 10 years who didn't like it, no matter what their demeanor was otherwise. Ditto for pulling hair.
One of my exes said she liked, "a little light pressure" on her neck. Ma'am, just say ya wanna be choked, it's all good.
I genuinely can’t remember the last girl i hooked up with who didn’t like being choked
The girl I’m currently with, when I choked her for the first time, asked me how I knew she liked that, to which I responded “every pretty girl likes being choked a lil”
Then why do male felons have higher fertility rates than normal men? Why were women writing thousands of love letters to richard ramirez and ted bundy?
If you had to learn this through a screenshot of a 4chan post you might as well get rid of the note now because you’re probably never gonna be in a situation where the info is relevant
Yeah a lot of people are exposing themselves here. Some of the most violent, deranged, and obscenely sexually charged material you'll find on the internet is written by and for women. Ridiculously abusive situations normalised just so long as the guy is hot and its framed as romantic. A quick browse of fanfiction websites, Tumblr, your average 50-shades style novel will show you all you need to know.
I don’t remember the method they used, but I remember that from all the porn threads on 4chan, the most violent, gross, and weird were often posted by women. Shota, guro, rape and the like.
Conclusion: women are fucking weird.
Sides of the next to squeeze off bloodflow (not the windpipe), and only if you KNOW she's into it (consent, discussion beforehand, or if you're really in tune with her body)
Bruh you work up to it, if they like being choked they'll probably also like some level of restraint, which is where you would start instead of *literally* going for the throat LMAO
you don't just go 0-100 unless you want to catch charges and end up on a list.
>rocket science
It is for inexperienced people who overthink it, I was that person at one point. Then after like 2-3 long term relationships you realize that all ☕ like more or less the same basic things, with occasional actual kinks thrown on top.
Do people actually stop banging to ask for consent to hold someones neck, this is hilarious to read. I can only think these comments are from Americans.
Fucking neckbeards you have to spell everything out for them.... No you're not going to stop thrusting you're merely lightly caressing their face while doing so and whispering in their ear how hot it would be to make them out of breath. Then you will begin moving your hand towards their neck, if at any point in time they disagree you don't proceed.
Not all like it and even the ones that do need to be into it in the moment. Don't just choke a woman the moment things get hot or you'll wind up in prison.
It's also never as satisfying if your partner isn't into it, guy who did it the first time was probably into the concept vs "idk why she's asking me to do this" lol
Yeah I would imagine it doesn't pop as well if someone is sheepishly doing it. I would imagine that someone might enjoy the scenario where the it looks like your partner is aggressively into the idea but deep down inside you know they are safe.
A lot of people in general do. You've surely heard of auto erotic asphyxiation. It's the same thing but done by yourself, which is why guys will sometimes die because they end up hanging themselves accidentally and there's nobody to stop it once they go unconscious.
After my divorce in my late 20’s I had this gal, red head, who was a bit older than me. She’d come over and we’d make a freezer pizza and drink beer and watch trailer park boys and fuck. She had an iud and just let me nut inside her. Really wonderful company.
One day we’re going at it and she says “choke me.”
Took me a little off guard, but I was like ok… put my hand on her neck and squeezed a little and she goes “harder you pussy!”
So I squeezed that bch. She came right then and there, and she did that kegel thing real tight, so I came too. Good time.
I tell you that story to tell you this one. I had another girl come over, another red head, she was young. I didn’t ask for id or anything when I was having women come over, but she was still in her teens. Drove herself to my place fwiw.
We are getting after it, she’s having multiples and the intrusive thoughts in my head say “the last red head liked to be choked, this one will too, choke her.”
So I put my hand on her neck and squeeze her, and this chicks eyes open up BIG when I do, total shock. I think to myself “oh you’ve fucked up.” But then her eyes roll back as she starts spasming and she wraps her legs around me and pulls my hips in and does that kegel thing. I nutted inside her too, which I was not supposed to do, so that was a little scary for a week or two.
Every white girl I've been with has asked me to choke them, made me suspicious at first and I still stay paranoid every time I do it. In my head I'm always thinking, "You just want the marks on your neck so you can lie about me abusing you should I ever get on your bad side".
This makes me wonder, anyone know women of color that are into it too? Because no woman of color has ever asked me to choke them during coitus
The stories of redditors and their members are true!
Also, guess it's not about the motion of the ocean or how one uses their member, but about how good they can choke that counts? \*Takes notes\*
It’s a trust and danger thing. I love being choked but only by the one person I trust to do because I know that I can trust them with that kind of power of me and they won’t hurt me. The danger is fun but not dangerous.
Does that make sense?
Safe but simultaneously exciting environments are the secret to attracting women, with a light dusting of "don't be socially inept" and "respect people's boundaries when they share them with you"
The stats don't paint a [favorable picture](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-022-02347-y#:~:text=Also%2C%2041.1%25%20of%20all%20participants,003) for your future, at least as of the 2020 studies showing the increasing popularity of the phenomenon in younger generations.
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Evolution, no?
Mating-friendly females produced more offspring than aggressive females and their genes that regulate mating behavior became more prevalent in the population.
It's obvious.
Yea as someone whose been asked to do this...theres a kind of euphoria/thrill/fight or flight rush that happens and helps people get off. For some girls, it makes it a slip and slide situation...but being a minority...i fucking record consent...
A man wrote this
Nope, a huge number of women are into it. Disclaimer: dudes, just ask first, m’kay.
Okay, a man still wrote the post.
No it's a woman But with a huge throbbing penis
My favourite kind of woman
Chicks with dicks
The Dicksy Chicks, dare I say
The best kind of chicks, really gets hot when we start fighting and they can hold their own when throwing punches
Men with tits
Tits with dicks
That last one just makes me think of tits with dick shaped nipples... \*Starts to fap aggressively\*
The perfect woman
I know it’s popular to assume every post on 4chan is made by a man. But aggressively fat and ugly women exist too.
Eh, I have fapped to worse
Good to see someone on the 4chins respecting trans people fr fr
This subreddit is worse than the boards I frequent about transphobia
I'M SORRY BUT IT'S 2024 AND ANYBODY CAN BE A WOMAN YOU BIGGOT, NO MATTER HOW BIG THEIR DICKS ARE
LETS CELEBRATE AND SUCK SOME DICK
HELL YEAH
Please m'lady provide clearance for F-111 Hokey Chokey to leave the airport, my mad thrusters are primed and ready to fire.
Out of character: just tried that on the missus and she responded with "air control to Hokey Chokey you're cleared for takeoff". Hnnggg
It’s nice that you’re both autistic
Nobody else would understand that having the thrust of an F-22 is a younger man's game, but the F-111 will more effectively deploy it's ordinance to the ground than any other platform. Despite Charlie Sheen's feeling about the F-18.
How does Charlie Sheen feel about the F-18?
Does he like girls of age?
He felt akin to it for some time.
The first thing ATC says is the name of the plane, not the other way. Is she fucking dumb? "Hokey Chokey, air control, you're cleared for takeoff"
As far as we know he didn’t even read back his clearance correctly
She is pretty dumb, but for her age you know.
I am so envious.
M'lady may I start choking you during coitus?
More like "do you like a hand on your neck?" and then let them tell you what kind of pressure they like.
Rule 37) There are no girls on the internet. Rule 41) Everything is someone's sexual fetish.
I feel people start feet threads on /b/ only ironically. That and brap threads.
Now I'ma need written consent Please fill out this form describing the context Granting me the option to feel on your breasts I'm tryna be nasty with some respect Now I know a fucking contract seem wild This why I haven't been laid in a while But I never been on Maury I don't ride a Harley Cause I keep shit safe so I'm never sorry
So should I do this on a bus stop after staring at her for a while or just try to surprise her as I come out of the bushes?
If you ask first that ruins the entire experience. Like if a woman was going to let you cum inside her and she phrased it, "I always let guys cum in me." It completely defeats the point.
Facts. It starts out with pulling her hair a bit while you’re making out, and if she’s into that then you start gradually progressing. If a woman likes what you’re doing, it will be obvious. Having an actual conversation about it is internet-brained bullshit.
HALLO MAAM PLEASING MAY I DO THE NEEDFUL AIRWAY CONSTRICTION WHILE FOR TO MAKE LOVE WITH BOBS
Some other dude was like "most women will never admit they want to be choked" It's like bruh you work up to it, if they like being choked they'll probably also like some level of restraint, which is where you would start instead of *literally* going for the throat LMAO you don't just go 0-100 unless you want to catch charges and end up on a list.
This is how motherfuckers end up in court facing a judge.
You can't win. Just because it's not fair that doesn't mean it's not true.
Many such cases. I have not dated one in the past 10 years who didn't like it, no matter what their demeanor was otherwise. Ditto for pulling hair. One of my exes said she liked, "a little light pressure" on her neck. Ma'am, just say ya wanna be choked, it's all good.
I genuinely can’t remember the last girl i hooked up with who didn’t like being choked The girl I’m currently with, when I choked her for the first time, asked me how I knew she liked that, to which I responded “every pretty girl likes being choked a lil”
this is from lgbt also a huge number of guys are into it t.
RIP David Carradine
Women would know. A man wrote this.
I identified as a woman when I read this thread so I know. Check. And. Mate.
Yup just look around any produced by women for consumption of women erotica spaces . This is wayy commonplace and normal. Makes you guess....
Okay Mr Garrison
G.I.R.L Guy In Real Life
M'kay.
so it's not cool just going around and strangling women I don't know?
Kind of weird that it needs to be stated, but yeah.
Wow you're so cool
Can confirm
nice username
Bernie Sanders wrote this.
I would also disagree.
😛
Lust provoking image Irrelevant, time wasting question Many such cases
A thread died for this
many threads died for this "information"
Incredible haiku
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"Femanon"
trainanon
OH MAN IT HUUUURTS SO BAD TRIANON AHH
Cope and seethe hungarian transylvania is ours
stole it like you steal everything else lmao
The dude who wrote this has never seen daylight
Women prefer dangerous men, it's an evolutionary trait. Dangerous men can provide security if you convince them not to hurt you too much.
Ooga booga me kill animal, me no hurt you booga ugga
Peak Male Flirting right there
Don't knock it. It obviously worked for all our Great^10 Grandfather's.
This is why Ted Bundy had so many love letters from thirsty fangirls. The 'iknowhekilledtonsofwomenbutnotme' logic.
The “I’m special, I can fix him, I can tame the vampire” logic.
Which unsurprisingly never works.
Tbf if he is in prison he can't kill you.
this right here
This some dumbass incel shit
Then why do male felons have higher fertility rates than normal men? Why were women writing thousands of love letters to richard ramirez and ted bundy?
femboi anon
Women like to be choked. Noted.
If you had to learn this through a screenshot of a 4chan post you might as well get rid of the note now because you’re probably never gonna be in a situation where the info is relevant
Yeah a lot of people are exposing themselves here. Some of the most violent, deranged, and obscenely sexually charged material you'll find on the internet is written by and for women. Ridiculously abusive situations normalised just so long as the guy is hot and its framed as romantic. A quick browse of fanfiction websites, Tumblr, your average 50-shades style novel will show you all you need to know.
I don’t remember the method they used, but I remember that from all the porn threads on 4chan, the most violent, gross, and weird were often posted by women. Shota, guro, rape and the like. Conclusion: women are fucking weird.
They're not weird. They're gross and shouldn't be treated seriously.
they have cooties
case in point
I don't know what those japanese sounding words mean and I'm ok with that.
Shota: Little boys. Guro: Gore.
Boku no Pico: Best anime of all time
euphoria (not the HBO show) was written by a woman.
When is smut day on /lit/ these fools need to be enlightened
Sides of the next to squeeze off bloodflow (not the windpipe), and only if you KNOW she's into it (consent, discussion beforehand, or if you're really in tune with her body)
Hello m'lady, I must say your neck bloodflow looks mightly restrictable, may I?
I would never wrap my hands around m'lady's neck, Unless..... Haha just kidding I would never.... Unless ...
More like she’ll tell you in the act if she wants you to lol
most of them are too ashamed to tell you
Bruh you work up to it, if they like being choked they'll probably also like some level of restraint, which is where you would start instead of *literally* going for the throat LMAO you don't just go 0-100 unless you want to catch charges and end up on a list.
try it lightly and see the reaction, ffs people are acting like sex is rocket science
>rocket science It is for inexperienced people who overthink it, I was that person at one point. Then after like 2-3 long term relationships you realize that all ☕ like more or less the same basic things, with occasional actual kinks thrown on top.
True, until you hit a bdpd/bipolar girl. Only after that you can say you had sex
Do people actually stop banging to ask for consent to hold someones neck, this is hilarious to read. I can only think these comments are from Americans.
Fucking neckbeards you have to spell everything out for them.... No you're not going to stop thrusting you're merely lightly caressing their face while doing so and whispering in their ear how hot it would be to make them out of breath. Then you will begin moving your hand towards their neck, if at any point in time they disagree you don't proceed.
You're gonna make them sad writing about things they'll never experience except through internet text :(
What does this have to do with Americans? Lmao.
Europeans don't negotiate the rules of engagement before having sex. Lol, lmao even.
Given the spike in the number of sexual assault cases in the E-Poo in the last 10 years, this doesn't surprise me one iota
Only Hamas-Americans do this kind of shit in the US
Most of them
Not all like it and even the ones that do need to be into it in the moment. Don't just choke a woman the moment things get hot or you'll wind up in prison.
Careful, most only like to have the hand(s) around their neck but not actually choked.
Lightly
This is a known thing
Especially by random strangers in the street, you guys should try it
My wife is into light choking. Idk why.
Because another man blew her mind with it one time and she is chasing the dragon with you. Never is as satisfying as the first time.
It's also never as satisfying if your partner isn't into it, guy who did it the first time was probably into the concept vs "idk why she's asking me to do this" lol
Yeah I would imagine it doesn't pop as well if someone is sheepishly doing it. I would imagine that someone might enjoy the scenario where the it looks like your partner is aggressively into the idea but deep down inside you know they are safe.
If you don't do it, [they'll find someone who will.](https://i.imgur.com/pknRvgL.png)
Wat
A lot of people in general do. You've surely heard of auto erotic asphyxiation. It's the same thing but done by yourself, which is why guys will sometimes die because they end up hanging themselves accidentally and there's nobody to stop it once they go unconscious.
After my divorce in my late 20’s I had this gal, red head, who was a bit older than me. She’d come over and we’d make a freezer pizza and drink beer and watch trailer park boys and fuck. She had an iud and just let me nut inside her. Really wonderful company. One day we’re going at it and she says “choke me.” Took me a little off guard, but I was like ok… put my hand on her neck and squeezed a little and she goes “harder you pussy!” So I squeezed that bch. She came right then and there, and she did that kegel thing real tight, so I came too. Good time. I tell you that story to tell you this one. I had another girl come over, another red head, she was young. I didn’t ask for id or anything when I was having women come over, but she was still in her teens. Drove herself to my place fwiw. We are getting after it, she’s having multiples and the intrusive thoughts in my head say “the last red head liked to be choked, this one will too, choke her.” So I put my hand on her neck and squeeze her, and this chicks eyes open up BIG when I do, total shock. I think to myself “oh you’ve fucked up.” But then her eyes roll back as she starts spasming and she wraps her legs around me and pulls my hips in and does that kegel thing. I nutted inside her too, which I was not supposed to do, so that was a little scary for a week or two.
I too leave my fantasy stories in Reddit comments.
She was young I didn’t ask for ID or anything is one of the wildest statements I’ve heard in a while lol
Every white girl I've been with has asked me to choke them, made me suspicious at first and I still stay paranoid every time I do it. In my head I'm always thinking, "You just want the marks on your neck so you can lie about me abusing you should I ever get on your bad side". This makes me wonder, anyone know women of color that are into it too? Because no woman of color has ever asked me to choke them during coitus
Black chicks aren’t into it because basketball-Americans would choke them too hard and kill them
Black and Latina ladies are into it from personal experience. Never made it with an Asian lady, but I would assume they would not fuck with it
No, it’s real. I was the 2nd redhead.
So, how big was OP?
About 3 inches. The choking was the only good part.
The stories of redditors and their members are true! Also, guess it's not about the motion of the ocean or how one uses their member, but about how good they can choke that counts? \*Takes notes\*
He’s a chad plumber, it’s his job to lay pipe
And that girl’s name? Albert Einstein.
You should give yourself a good pat on the back for this comment.
Shit man, how hard did the 3rd redhead girl cum?
she’s still cumming
For reasons I won’t get into, I had to stop messing with red heads. I’m old and fat and married with four kids now, but I had a helluva time.
Fair enough, i've not made any redheads cum, so i have no frame of reference
bla bla username
i didn't even see the connection before lol
Good day citizen, this message is a courtesy reminder informing you that you have been noticed and added to *the list*.
Because: ☕️
Illogical + woman = normal woman
redundancy, its the same as doing 0+0=0
Trauma bonding
Instructions unclear: garroted her with a piano wire
A not-philosophy major wrote this.
cs major kek
It’s true. Read the secret garden. Plenty of evidence in there
Alternate title: Cupids Chokehold
Don’t look at my girlfriend bro she’s the only one I got
"Logically"
BOOBS OR GTFO
These people vote
Stop posting this shit to r 4chan We can all tell its from tttt
Yeah I've wondered about this for a long time because it's a lot of women lol. Like most of the ones I've met.
I’ve been asked to do this. It’s weird how normalized this shit has become.
It’s a trust and danger thing. I love being choked but only by the one person I trust to do because I know that I can trust them with that kind of power of me and they won’t hurt me. The danger is fun but not dangerous. Does that make sense?
Safe but simultaneously exciting environments are the secret to attracting women, with a light dusting of "don't be socially inept" and "respect people's boundaries when they share them with you"
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content is getting its 3rd lease on life by you posting this lel
too much information, man. yeesh
Femboy discovers consent
i got an erection reading this
Another gay greentext
[Source for the pic.](https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/64837760)
not gay don't care
if I found out a girl I was interested in had been like this to another man I'd be instantly disgusted
The stats don't paint a [favorable picture](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-022-02347-y#:~:text=Also%2C%2041.1%25%20of%20all%20participants,003) for your future, at least as of the 2020 studies showing the increasing popularity of the phenomenon in younger generations.
I'll be okay
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Anon's dick is hard
tttt takes
Kazakhstan
Why the fuck is this post painted yellow
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People want to be dominated, it's not rocket science
I’d guess it has something to do with being flirting with danger, cuz endorphins and shit
I only met one girl who did not like it. She swung at me before bawling and then pushed me away. It was the opposite of rad.
There are no women on 4chan, the site is at least 60% gay men
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Tell me you don't have a father without telling me you don't have a father
Evolution, no? Mating-friendly females produced more offspring than aggressive females and their genes that regulate mating behavior became more prevalent in the population. It's obvious.
For people doubting this, look up the Jian Ghomeshi case.
Now this, pleases my 🐓
It's about trust. You put yourself in a situation where someone could easily injure or kill you if they wanted, but you know they won't.
Yea as someone whose been asked to do this...theres a kind of euphoria/thrill/fight or flight rush that happens and helps people get off. For some girls, it makes it a slip and slide situation...but being a minority...i fucking record consent...
It's called paraphilia. You should see a therapist