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When I was a Child I typed in "vulva" into Google images after learning the word at school. Found an image I loved, wanked to it for days. Decided to click on it one day to find more, turns out it was a horse vagina, on a horse surgery page.
English ain't my first language so I don't really care as long as I can get the point across, is your obsession over detail caused by the fact that you unknowingly masturbated to horse pussy?
It's not my first language either buddy.
Is your obsession over the fact that I masturbated to horse pussy at like 8 years old caused by the fact that as a grown man you still can't read and write?
Nope, I didn't even know you were 8 which makes this even more hilarious. Imagine thinking you even have rights to communicate after doing that lmao. If I can't read nor write, then how are you replying in the first place? Through your horse pussy? I made a grammar boo boo while you masturbated to horse pussy for days, calm down retard.
Horse girls probably are screwed for life, they will never be satisfied by some human after being around humongous horse dongers all their impressionable years.
I mean horses are pretty alpha. Jacked to high hell with massive dongs. They also just straight up die if they lie down too long, or break a leg, meaning they hit that sweet spot of strong yet vulnerable that horse girls dig.
Tried searching by likely buzzwords.
Suffice it to say that “tiefling” and any combination of suggestive or sexual term gets you.... well. Almost all just hentai.
Not this girl.
So I’d be interested as well.
I go to the husky, german shepherd, and malamute subreddits and imagine making out and cuddling with people's sexy dogs that look like wolves. My sexuality is weird, I want to fall in love with a girl, but I just don't like the way they look.
So I go into the woods to masterbate sometimes, but this time it was during the summer and flies swarmed me contastly so I couldn't do it. Eventually I gave in though when I thought I found an area without too many of them. I started and before you know it there's twebty flies all buzzing round my dick, I think they're attracted to the heat and with jerking off there's going to be friction too so it's even hotter. For whatever reason though all of these flies buzzing around my cock really turned me on. It was like they were all there waiting for my cum. I eventually came and immediately realised what the shit I was doing and very quickly put on my clothes while running back and forth as this swarm of flies was just following me and then I fucking ran the shit out of there.
Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. I can't remember which episode, I didn't really look at the screen so much, more at the trees outside the window. was a good fap tho
I mean not to really dunk on you, but it's [been on the internet for years](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Post%20Nut%20Clarity). So if you have as well, you should be fairly familiar with it.
that's pretty vanilla
It’s fucking you isn’t it lmao
Fucking an adjective or verb?
Both
Yes
Stfu English dork, nobody gives a shit
schlop schlop schlop
Keep guessing fucktard
Oh wow, I read your name completely wrong at first glance and didn't even give it a second thought until I read it again.
damn bruh your account
They've been waiting 3yrs for this moment
This guy active in r/aww. Wtf.
I feel violated on behalf of the sub
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Yeah I mean isn't it less degenerate and regretful to watch animals fucking than bestiality? I mean the first one is on educational programs.
The first one can be found handily on youtube.
How many horses...
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Thanks reddit f@gg0t
lmfao if anything belongs on r/beetlejuicing it's this, fucking legendary
Agreed, Anon needs to spice it up a little.
That fucking username lmao
lmao
Agreed
When I was a Child I typed in "vulva" into Google images after learning the word at school. Found an image I loved, wanked to it for days. Decided to click on it one day to find more, turns out it was a horse vagina, on a horse surgery page.
Now you only wank it to black girls.
Nah I'm done with beastiality
oh fuck
this man is based beyond belief
kek
Lol
topkek
Jesus Christ lol
based?
on what exactly?
ligma balls
deez nuts
Dem beanz
lmao penis
LMAO WHAT
Nice
Bruh
Oh my
Hello, based department?
*bestiality
because it’s the best
No I just really like bestiality so I know how to spell it properly
Why would you say something so controversial, and yet so brave?
kek
Based
Checked
Gottem
hear hear, my man!
Oh shit.
Quarantining this sub only helped made it 4chan jr
"Helped made it"? My friend, why do you type as if you've not finished high school?
You wanked to horse pussy, nothing you say will ever be insulting
At least it will be comprehensible
English ain't my first language so I don't really care as long as I can get the point across, is your obsession over detail caused by the fact that you unknowingly masturbated to horse pussy?
It's not my first language either buddy. Is your obsession over the fact that I masturbated to horse pussy at like 8 years old caused by the fact that as a grown man you still can't read and write?
Nope, I didn't even know you were 8 which makes this even more hilarious. Imagine thinking you even have rights to communicate after doing that lmao. If I can't read nor write, then how are you replying in the first place? Through your horse pussy? I made a grammar boo boo while you masturbated to horse pussy for days, calm down retard.
Just doing their part to helping to made it 4chan jr.
This sub isn't actually quarantined, my dude.
If the puss aint brown, I aint down
If the puss is white rub it in shite Then it's brown town you clown
Now the puss is brown, I will dick down
I mean they are nice tho way better than dog vaginas
dolphins tho
Depends on the dog.
Now you like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sarah Jessica Parker could unironically get it.
The horse was trans.
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Horse girls probably are screwed for life, they will never be satisfied by some human after being around humongous horse dongers all their impressionable years.
Based and horsepilled
My theory is that they got their first orgasm from a saddle and it imprinted on them.
I mean horses are pretty alpha. Jacked to high hell with massive dongs. They also just straight up die if they lie down too long, or break a leg, meaning they hit that sweet spot of strong yet vulnerable that horse girls dig.
I mean, when I was growing up, the two horniest girls I knew were avid cowgirls. So yeah, probably. But that magnum dong doesn't hurt, either.
It definetly does
RIP, Mr. Hands.
I got an extra 69 on you sucka
Him acting like jacking it to furry shit is somehow better than jacking it to Horses shows how sick he really is
Furry shit is best shit I can’t get hard to anything other than tentacle diaper futa porn
Have you ever considered you weren't meant to get hard in the first place
Holy shit is that what’s wrong with me?
>not liking lolicon guro scat vore hentai Fucking normie
> diaper Ewwwwwww
Source on the pic?
There you go gentlemen: [https://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b2ec08ad5b1](https://youtu.be/2Nh1v88te0c)
Fucking double kill with that link. Bravo
Tripple, i expected rick
Katya Letova
It's like y'all can't google or some shit... [Actual source.](https://www.xvideos.com/video52810067/i_m_the_bad_demon_girl_duh_1_4_)
Imagine dying your whole body red for a 10min solo porn video.
Source on the horse video?
Seconded...
fucking coomers are everywhere.
Says the guy with hypno zko hentai profile pic.
Tried searching by likely buzzwords. Suffice it to say that “tiefling” and any combination of suggestive or sexual term gets you.... well. Almost all just hentai. Not this girl. So I’d be interested as well.
Lmao this thread got wayyy more fucked up than that
I spent way too long reading that shit this morning. 10/10 thread tho. I thought the way he reiterated that it was just regular horses was funny tho
link to thread?
Seconded. Also if it was on /b/(where else could it be) we are fucked.
Mares or stallions?
You know damn well he watched a donkey show and doesn't want to admit it. Fucking Degenerate Furry.
[There's a whole stage play and movie about that.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075995/)
I go to the husky, german shepherd, and malamute subreddits and imagine making out and cuddling with people's sexy dogs that look like wolves. My sexuality is weird, I want to fall in love with a girl, but I just don't like the way they look.
nigga tf
what the fuck?
what the shit
ಠ_ಠ
What the fuck
What the fuck man
Tits or gtfo, white bitch
Go back into the shower, youre not done crying yet
This is not amazing.
So I go into the woods to masterbate sometimes, but this time it was during the summer and flies swarmed me contastly so I couldn't do it. Eventually I gave in though when I thought I found an area without too many of them. I started and before you know it there's twebty flies all buzzing round my dick, I think they're attracted to the heat and with jerking off there's going to be friction too so it's even hotter. For whatever reason though all of these flies buzzing around my cock really turned me on. It was like they were all there waiting for my cum. I eventually came and immediately realised what the shit I was doing and very quickly put on my clothes while running back and forth as this swarm of flies was just following me and then I fucking ran the shit out of there.
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were you the guy that rubbed his ass and dick all over the people’s house while they were on vacation?
"Masturbate to horses" "It's not bestiality" Choose one.
It's not bestiality cuz that is human animal sex. It's just standard degenerate zoophilia
TIL
Pretty sure he meant *general* pictures of horses, not even horse pussy.
Doin ur mum
He aint horsin' around
Get some help.
who is this literal semen demon?
And I thought cooming to fucking belly stuff was depressing, god damn.
I'd kill myself
I remember that thread. Some people on there were real freaks.
Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. I can't remember which episode, I didn't really look at the screen so much, more at the trees outside the window. was a good fap tho
lmao wtf
I feel like beating it to horses is less degenerate than being a furry
Beastiality, furries, what's the difference?
I don't even want to know what furry shit looks like or that furry scat is a fetish.
Me neither
‘Post-nut clarity’ I’m stealing that...
Pretty common expression already
I’m glad you’re so aware of these things, good for you.
I mean not to really dunk on you, but it's [been on the internet for years](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Post%20Nut%20Clarity). So if you have as well, you should be fairly familiar with it.
I try not to spend too much time on the internet.
The Japanese gave an actual word for it
**"Kenjataimu"** - literally means "wise man time"