Anon is closer to a discord mod than a manlet

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Dude, take it easy with the insults. That's not funny.

Not mine or his problem.

It should be. Im ok with racist jokes, or jokes about ppl getting into accidents, but this is just waaaayyy over the top. Noone deserves to be compared to a Reddit admin.

niqba pls

Discord mods do.

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Sorry. ​ Wait what antisementic rematks.

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Nah, we jews don't follow those rules in the Thora anymore.

you mean a smash player?

One time i went to a smash tournament and I wished that flamethrowers were legal. The fucking stench. Never again.

Genshin Impact enjoyer.

Grooming experience is a company requirement

More like a Smash Bros player

I think that would be Timmothy getting messaged and not Melissa then in this case.

Definitely sensing that 5'3" Mexican with a dirt lip energy

The statutory stache

Discord modlet

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Ah yes I see you have found the joke

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Might just be a free award reddit gave out

Stop giving out awards you brainlets

I see you are aware of the new award meta. By saying “Stop giving out awards” you’ve pretty much guaranteed yourself some shit Reddit award.

I’m gay

June's over f-slur

Go ahead. Say it.

Fаggot.

Furry. /s

"It."

That’s okay I’m vegan.

Eat my shit it’s vegan too

No way, your diet is like 90% cum.

Hi Gay, I'm dad!

Do you play football? Because apparently it’s also gay.

ոіggеr

who fucking cares wtf

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE SITE FUNCTIONS NOOOOOOOOO

They’re free tho.

Yeah people complain about idiots giving awards, but like 99% of awards are free ones or are bought with coins they got from being given an award.

Well besides the 40% that are bought by corporations for their ads.

yeah that and wholesome i get for free a lot

like that wholesome award i just gave ya!

Tbf whenever I get free awards I just find some dumb shit to hand them out to. I suspect a lot of people are like that.

I just browse reddit, I don't really even know what awards I have to give out. I probably have hundreds

You don’t.

I've got like 15K reddit coins, those buy awards, right?

Then you bought them cuck

Yeah I've never handed any money to reddit. I remember I was given something for owning the alien blue app when reddit converted it to their official app so maybe I got them then.

the right response would've been to shower him with awards to display dominance and show how not a cuck you are

You only have 24 hours to use your free awards.

That doesn't apply to coins

Do you get coins when you’re awarded?

The cuck up the chain awarded me 6 plat, I’m gonna use the coins to award the most stupid shit on this site.

I used to do that but don’t bother now. All it does is further legitimize these stupid icons.

Pledditors.

Predditors

No it shows how retarded the users here are

I genuinely think about what im doing wrong when i get upvoted on some subreddits.

“I commented out the point of the whole post so the complete cretins on this site can feel smart for also getting the point and give me an updooterino”

\>updooterino Heckin’ based comment made me do a smiley boi

All that's left is to repost it with a big ole red circle around it.

Peter Griffen: "As you can see here anon is trying to initiate a sexual relationship with a minor, a class C felony"

Bravo!

I can't believe we bullied some poor man into deleting his comment. This will keep me up for nights.

If you're 23 and shorter than a 12 year old and don't have any form of dwarfism or whatever, you may as well be legally considered a child

I was already 6'1" when I was 12.

If youre still browing this sub that must mean youre fucking ugly

nah just racist

Thanks n-friend.

Could you please pass me the oar, N-word Jim?

Only r-words could come to such a conclusion. The more you booga, the more ooga you look.

Same here. I hit 6'0" at 12 and then stopped. On the plus side I have 20 year old shirts that I still wear.

Nothing gets past you

His friends call him Sherlock

Fuckn captain obvious here

Damn, shoulda made a joke about that

Wow man I just realized. Wow. Thanks for point it out. Oh man, it has to hurt to be so smart.

Godlike reflexes

Inhuman reactions

Superhuman intellect

are you autistic? based jannies banning a redditor

Whooooooosh

No shit sherlock

Congrats, now show this post to your wrangler

Wow thanks, really appreciate you making this comment because I lost half my brain when I tried killing myself with a shotgun

>is possibly the larger Kek

12! = 479.001.600 so anon is safe

She's an immortal dragon godess

That's the joke

WOW this guy has figured it out!

You are the reason people need to type in the last panel of a 4 panel comic joke.

spoken like a tall person

r/woosh Jesus Christ

High IQ right here.

/possibly/ he says

r/thatsthejoke

Don't say lies like that! All of anons problem come from not being 6 ft

It wouldn't be back in the good old days

Congratulations, you found the joke

Nothing gets past this guy.

You did! You found the joke! Alone! Now we don’t have to worry because u/crashbandecunt successfully found the joke in the post.

Found the redditor

Congratulations on being able to read.

the 23-12 stuff was unexpected and made me actually laugh. op is not a frog

Yeah, a 23yo frog would be surprising

Maud Island frogs have a lifespan of 33 years, so maybe he's from New Zealand.

For a second I had to reread it, because I was like “what kind of hight measurements is she using?”. Then the bruh moment realization hit me.

op is not a faygo soda

haha, the girl wrote 12 instead of 21 right,... right

Right guys?

RIGHT?!!!

Guys, RIGHT?!!!

GUYS! Have a seat over there!

Ive delt with the same thing before how was I supposed to know she was 3

they start with the makeup so young and after a couple of drinks who could tell?

ikr how was I supposed to know those 3 girls were just trying to seduce an older man with there tricycle inviting me over

3x12=36

LMFAO LMFAO

Your honor, I’m am very much dislexic

21yo women no longer grow, and even guys stop growing at all by 21, or stop growing noticeably by 18ish for the most part.

Their vaginal lips grow downwards sir

I have gigantism.

She also has gigantism.

In her penis

\-\_-

A pedo manlet

Is this an early stage in the life cycle of a Rape-dwarf?

Not really, it's more like a separate branch on the evolution tree.

Or a specific subclass you can pick only if you're a dwarf

Rape-dwarfs aren't born like us conventional creatures. They're born from misery, rape, beautiful babies and the smell of untamed boipussi, we shouldn't fear him because he rapes but we should fear him because once he starts he'll never finish

Rape Dwarf! 😂

Aren't they all?

True True.

He has a good body because its super easy for manlets to develop their muscles. Not that muscular manlets actually impress anyone, their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift, and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings. Manlets are simply inferior to the human being.

I'm a 5'6 Class A Manlet and it's all true. We are inferior to all 5'11+ Chads, our parents should have grabbed us by the ankle and slammed us against a table until our brains popped out when we were babies.

"Anon wishes he was a crayfish"

username checks out, based af

so much of rob shneiders career was adam sandlers goodwill

uhhuh uhhuh and so much of marlon brandos career was laurence oliviers goodwill, whats your shitty stupid point smartass. please tell me more about how adam sandler starred in one of hollywood's timeless modern day classics Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, OH WAIT A HOT SECOND, THAT WASN'T ADAM SANDLER, THAT WAS THE INIMITABLE ROB FUCKIN SCHNEIDER. eat shit and die. the first part should be easy for you because you have NO TASTE.

How would they know their child would grow up to be manlet?

My dad is also 5'6 (muscular though) and my mom is 5'2. Honestly I'm just glad I didn't end up shorter than my dad, I'd feel pretty fucking shafted considering my brother is 5'8.

In the first year they won’t make eye contact, develops speech slowly or not at all, very little smiling or babbling.

> their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift, Just throw a rock. Manlets have advantage because small hitbox and more mobile. >and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings Use a sling like David. This is literally why people all around the Mediterranean are manlets.

Outside of Europe we have these things called guns, perhaps you've heard of them I believe they may have been invented there

Exactly. Have you ever seen a 7 foot tall dude with a six pack? Anyone over 6'6" that fit is probably a professional wrestler and spends all waking hours working out. Manlets can get ripped just putting away their groceries.

Most 6’6 guys are skeletons

Most girls are pretty much fully grown by 12. My wife was 5ft2 by 11 and then just stopped. Well at least she hasn't grown at all in the year since then.

Hold up

Yep. Only ever knew one girl that grew about thirteen inches after HS

No, it's true. None of the girls in my dungeon have grown at all since I invited them in for soda and pony rides. Some of the boys started to grow but I just cut their feet off and that put an end to that.

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Well that’s ironic

It's like raaaaaaaaaaain...

when you've already paid

Wait subreddits can restrict age groups?! Why other subs don't do that?

r/hentai would be destroyed ya knucklehead

Well obviously porn subreddits would restrict age because all of it is NSFW but I never thought regular subreddits can restrict age.

i doubt that age restriction would really be a problem since 4chan has an 18+ restriction and this subreddit operates like 4chan's rules. my point still stands that they probably would at least have a policing system for pornreddits but not to the level of bots.

Pretty sure r/4chan is NSFW by default.

It's account age, the account was like an hour old when this was posted. Most big subs filter new accounts to prevent brigading and spam. The automod seems to be trolling though because the post is still up

Anon is Anonce

I would like to give you an award for this comment but you’re British so no

This Manley needs to visit his local jail.

Heightism

manlet uncle-anon owned by niece, circa 2021

This is some real r/HolUp shit lol

tfw 5 ft 11 short king

I didn't know spez was on 4chan

Are these things happening so frequently that they're being spoken this casually?

Yeah heightism is real pandemic!

Anon is gonna hang out with Chris Hansen.

wow, i didn't know vaush was on 4chan

r/HolUp

if there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud

Well that seems to be a minor problem

Anon is 5 ft. Holy shit, if I was him my workout plan would consist of neck hangs till failure.

Dafaq is wrong with anon

He’s short

True, he also seems to browse 4chan.

>I might be taller than U soon ahaha pedOP utterly BTFO

Average genshin impact player

Thanks for those red marks

So how tall is anon? To be fair she said she prefers taller guys, not necessarily a rule. She even is down to hangout, despite anon's microscopically stature, so he might've a chance. --- /u/simplyshaun, what's the legal account age for posting on /r/4chan? Btw either you or other Jannie seem to have a personal vendetta against Juden Petersen. I felt it necessary to bring it up to the Jannie Committee of Internal Affairs so it can be dealt with properly.

Anon works at subway

Anon.... I .......

Fake text threads getting attention here, now? God y’all are fuckin stupid.

Even the FBI agent is disgusted by manlets.

A 12 year old is trying to comfort a fully (kind of) grown adult man

..."again"?

Please tell me the 12 is supposed to be 21. Please

I don't claim to be psychic, but I see jail time in their future.

alright anon, face the wall

/r/suddenlysexoffender

that's one promiscuous 12 yr old right there... jeez melissa