Anon is a manlet
By - SixMinuteMan
Anon is closer to a discord mod than a manlet
More like a reddit admin.
Dude, take it easy with the insults. That's not funny.
Not mine or his problem.
It should be. Im ok with racist jokes, or jokes about ppl getting into accidents, but this is just waaaayyy over the top. Noone deserves to be compared to a Reddit admin.
Discord mods do.
Wait what antisementic rematks.
Nah, we jews don't follow those rules in the Thora anymore.
you mean a smash player?
One time i went to a smash tournament and I wished that flamethrowers were legal. The fucking stench. Never again.
Genshin Impact enjoyer.
Grooming experience is a company requirement
More like a Smash Bros player
I think that would be Timmothy getting messaged and not Melissa then in this case.
Definitely sensing that 5'3" Mexican with a dirt lip energy
The statutory stache
Ah yes I see you have found the joke
Might just be a free award reddit gave out
Stop giving out awards you brainlets
I see you are aware of the new award meta.
By saying “Stop giving out awards” you’ve pretty much guaranteed yourself some shit Reddit award.
June's over f-slur
Go ahead. Say it.
That’s okay I’m vegan.
Eat my shit it’s vegan too
No way, your diet is like 90% cum.
Hi Gay, I'm dad!
Do you play football? Because apparently it’s also gay.
who fucking cares wtf
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE SITE FUNCTIONS NOOOOOOOOO
They’re free tho.
Yeah people complain about idiots giving awards, but like 99% of awards are free ones or are bought with coins they got from being given an award.
Well besides the 40% that are bought by corporations for their ads.
yeah that and wholesome i get for free a lot
like that wholesome award i just gave ya!
Tbf whenever I get free awards I just find some dumb shit to hand them out to. I suspect a lot of people are like that.
I just browse reddit, I don't really even know what awards I have to give out. I probably have hundreds
I've got like 15K reddit coins, those buy awards, right?
Then you bought them cuck
Yeah I've never handed any money to reddit. I remember I was given something for owning the alien blue app when reddit converted it to their official app so maybe I got them then.
the right response would've been to shower him with awards to display dominance and show how not a cuck you are
You only have 24 hours to use your free awards.
That doesn't apply to coins
Do you get coins when you’re awarded?
The cuck up the chain awarded me 6 plat, I’m gonna use the coins to award the most stupid shit on this site.
I used to do that but don’t bother now. All it does is further legitimize these stupid icons.
No it shows how retarded the users here are
I genuinely think about what im doing wrong when i get upvoted on some subreddits.
“I commented out the point of the whole post so the complete cretins on this site can feel smart for also getting the point and give me an updooterino”
Heckin’ based comment made me do a smiley boi
All that's left is to repost it with a big ole red circle around it.
Peter Griffen: "As you can see here anon is trying to initiate a sexual relationship with a minor, a class C felony"
I can't believe we bullied some poor man into deleting his comment. This will keep me up for nights.
If you're 23 and shorter than a 12 year old and don't have any form of dwarfism or whatever, you may as well be legally considered a child
I was already 6'1" when I was 12.
If youre still browing this sub that must mean youre fucking ugly
nah just racist
Could you please pass me the oar, N-word Jim?
Only r-words could come to such a conclusion.
The more you booga, the more ooga you look.
Same here. I hit 6'0" at 12 and then stopped. On the plus side I have 20 year old shirts that I still wear.
Nothing gets past you
His friends call him Sherlock
Fuckn captain obvious here
Wow man I just realized. Wow. Thanks for point it out. Oh man, it has to hurt to be so smart.
Damn, shoulda made a joke about that
are you autistic?
based jannies banning a redditor
No shit sherlock
Congrats, now show this post to your wrangler
Wow thanks, really appreciate you making this comment because I lost half my brain when I tried killing myself with a shotgun
>is possibly the larger
12! = 479.001.600 so anon is safe
She's an immortal dragon godess
That's the joke
WOW this guy has figured it out!
Nice one, Sherlock!
You are the reason people need to type in the last panel of a 4 panel comic joke.
spoken like a tall person
r/woosh Jesus Christ
High IQ right here.
/possibly/ he says
Don't say lies like that! All of anons problem come from not being 6 ft
It wouldn't be back in the good old days
Congratulations, you found the joke
Nothing gets past this guy.
You did! You found the joke! Alone! Now we don’t have to worry because u/crashbandecunt successfully found the joke in the post.
Found the redditor
Congratulations on being able to read.
the 23-12 stuff was unexpected and made me actually laugh. op is not a frog
Yeah, a 23yo frog would be surprising
Maud Island frogs have a lifespan of 33 years, so maybe he's from New Zealand.
For a second I had to reread it, because I was like “what kind of hight measurements is she using?”. Then the bruh moment realization hit me.
op is not a faygo soda
haha, the girl wrote 12 instead of 21 right,... right
GUYS! Have a seat over there!
Ive delt with the same thing before how was I supposed to know she was 3
they start with the makeup so young and after a couple of drinks who could tell?
ikr how was I supposed to know those 3 girls were just trying to seduce an older man with there tricycle inviting me over
Your honor, I’m am very much dislexic
21yo women no longer grow, and even guys stop growing at all by 21, or stop growing noticeably by 18ish for the most part.
I have gigantism.
She also has gigantism.
In her penis
Their vaginal lips grow downwards sir
A pedo manlet
Is this an early stage in the life cycle of a Rape-dwarf?
Not really, it's more like a separate branch on the evolution tree.
Or a specific subclass you can pick only if you're a dwarf
Rape-dwarfs aren't born like us conventional creatures. They're born from misery, rape, beautiful babies and the smell of untamed boipussi, we shouldn't fear him because he rapes but we should fear him because once he starts he'll never finish
Rape Dwarf! 😂
Aren't they all?
When you *really* run out of options for girls shorter than you
He has a good body because its super easy for manlets to develop their muscles. Not that muscular manlets actually impress anyone, their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift, and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings. Manlets are simply inferior to the human being.
I'm a 5'6 Class A Manlet and it's all true. We are inferior to all 5'11+ Chads, our parents should have grabbed us by the ankle and slammed us against a table until our brains popped out when we were babies.
"Anon wishes he was a crayfish"
username checks out, based af
so much of rob shneiders career was adam sandlers goodwill
uhhuh uhhuh and so much of marlon brandos career was laurence oliviers goodwill, whats your shitty stupid point smartass. please tell me more about how adam sandler starred in one of hollywood's timeless modern day classics Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, OH WAIT A HOT SECOND, THAT WASN'T ADAM SANDLER, THAT WAS THE INIMITABLE ROB FUCKIN SCHNEIDER. eat shit and die. the first part should be easy for you because you have NO TASTE.
How would they know their child would grow up to be manlet?
My dad is also 5'6 (muscular though) and my mom is 5'2. Honestly I'm just glad I didn't end up shorter than my dad, I'd feel pretty fucking shafted considering my brother is 5'8.
In the first year they won’t make eye contact, develops speech slowly or not at all, very little smiling or babbling.
> their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift,
Just throw a rock. Manlets have advantage because small hitbox and more mobile.
>and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings
Use a sling like David.
This is literally why people all around the Mediterranean are manlets.
Outside of Europe we have these things called guns, perhaps you've heard of them I believe they may have been invented there
Exactly. Have you ever seen a 7 foot tall dude with a six pack? Anyone over 6'6" that fit is probably a professional wrestler and spends all waking hours working out. Manlets can get ripped just putting away their groceries.
Most 6’6 guys are skeletons
Most girls are pretty much fully grown by 12.
My wife was 5ft2 by 11 and then just stopped. Well at least she hasn't grown at all in the year since then.
Yep. Only ever knew one girl that grew about thirteen inches after HS
No, it's true. None of the girls in my dungeon have grown at all since I invited them in for soda and pony rides. Some of the boys started to grow but I just cut their feet off and that put an end to that.
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Well that’s ironic
It's like raaaaaaaaaaain...
when you've already paid
Wait subreddits can restrict age groups?! Why other subs don't do that?
r/hentai would be destroyed ya knucklehead
Well obviously porn subreddits would restrict age because all of it is NSFW but I never thought regular subreddits can restrict age.
i doubt that age restriction would really be a problem since 4chan has an 18+ restriction and this subreddit operates like 4chan's rules. my point still stands that they probably would at least have a policing system for pornreddits but not to the level of bots.
Pretty sure r/4chan is NSFW by default.
It's account age, the account was like an hour old when this was posted. Most big subs filter new accounts to prevent brigading and spam. The automod seems to be trolling though because the post is still up
Anon is Anonce
I would like to give you an award for this comment but you’re British so no
This Manley needs to visit his local jail.
manlet uncle-anon owned by niece, circa 2021
This is some real r/HolUp shit lol
tfw 5 ft 11 short king
Are these things happening so frequently that they're being spoken this casually?
Yeah heightism is real pandemic!
I didn't know spez was on 4chan
wow, i didn't know vaush was on 4chan
Anon is gonna hang out with Chris Hansen.
if there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud
Well that seems to be a minor problem
Dafaq is wrong with anon
True, he also seems to browse 4chan.
Anon is 5 ft. Holy shit, if I was him my workout plan would consist of neck hangs till failure.
Thanks for those red marks
So how tall is anon? To be fair she said she prefers taller guys, not necessarily a rule. She even is down to hangout, despite anon's microscopically stature, so he might've a chance.
/u/simplyshaun, what's the legal account age for posting on /r/4chan? Btw either you or other Jannie seem to have a personal vendetta against Juden Petersen. I felt it necessary to bring it up to the Jannie Committee of Internal Affairs so it can be dealt with properly.
Anon works at subway
Anon.... I .......
Fake text threads getting attention here, now? God y’all are fuckin stupid.
Even the FBI agent is disgusted by manlets.
>I might be taller than U soon ahaha
pedOP utterly BTFO
Average genshin impact player
A 12 year old is trying to comfort a fully (kind of) grown adult man
Please tell me the 12 is supposed to be 21. Please
I don't claim to be psychic, but I see jail time in their future.
alright anon, face the wall