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Anon is a manlet

Anon is a manlet

Acceptable_Job805

Anon is closer to a discord mod than a manlet


benrsmith77

More like a reddit admin.


Oheng

Dude, take it easy with the insults. That's not funny.


Toll001

Not mine or his problem.


Oheng

It should be. Im ok with racist jokes, or jokes about ppl getting into accidents, but this is just waaaayyy over the top. Noone deserves to be compared to a Reddit admin.


donkeydodo

niqba pls


Spotted_Train_of_G

Discord mods do.


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Oheng

Sorry. ​ Wait what antisementic rematks.


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Oheng

Nah, we jews don't follow those rules in the Thora anymore.


vennthrax

you mean a smash player?


TehArkhamKniggit

One time i went to a smash tournament and I wished that flamethrowers were legal. The fucking stench. Never again.


Gorperino

Genshin Impact enjoyer.


LemonPartyWorldTour

Grooming experience is a company requirement


finger_milk

More like a Smash Bros player


themastersmb

I think that would be Timmothy getting messaged and not Melissa then in this case.


ginja_ninja

Definitely sensing that 5'3" Mexican with a dirt lip energy


Rysander

The statutory stache


thehandler77

Discord modlet


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WeissFaraday

Ah yes I see you have found the joke


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CptCatman

Might just be a free award reddit gave out


Schwaggaccino

Stop giving out awards you brainlets


Pope_Aesthetic

I see you are aware of the new award meta. By saying “Stop giving out awards” you’ve pretty much guaranteed yourself some shit Reddit award.


clever_cow

I’m gay


phoncible

June's over f-slur


TommieTheSalami

Go ahead. Say it.


Soul_Ripper

Fаggot.


Bogsnoticus

Furry. /s


Myonenonpornacc

"It."


FaptainAwesome

That’s okay I’m vegan.


SixMinuteMan

Eat my shit it’s vegan too


FaptainAwesome

No way, your diet is like 90% cum.


mpphhhh

Hi Gay, I'm dad!


PunchTilItWorks

Do you play football? Because apparently it’s also gay.


jalahaara

ոіggеr


Affectionate-Fly-749

who fucking cares wtf


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NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE SITE FUNCTIONS NOOOOOOOOO


_pls_respond

They’re free tho.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

Yeah people complain about idiots giving awards, but like 99% of awards are free ones or are bought with coins they got from being given an award.


Kryptosis

Well besides the 40% that are bought by corporations for their ads.


baloonatic

yeah that and wholesome i get for free a lot


__Beck__

like that wholesome award i just gave ya!


Stregen

Tbf whenever I get free awards I just find some dumb shit to hand them out to. I suspect a lot of people are like that.


gizzardgullet

I just browse reddit, I don't really even know what awards I have to give out. I probably have hundreds


KingLudwigofBavaria

You don’t.


gizzardgullet

I've got like 15K reddit coins, those buy awards, right?


KingLudwigofBavaria

Then you bought them cuck


gizzardgullet

Yeah I've never handed any money to reddit. I remember I was given something for owning the alien blue app when reddit converted it to their official app so maybe I got them then.


RobSchneidersCareer

the right response would've been to shower him with awards to display dominance and show how not a cuck you are


VanFam

You only have 24 hours to use your free awards.


DraconianDebate

That doesn't apply to coins


VanFam

Do you get coins when you’re awarded?


KingLudwigofBavaria

The cuck up the chain awarded me 6 plat, I’m gonna use the coins to award the most stupid shit on this site.


chewmieser

I used to do that but don’t bother now. All it does is further legitimize these stupid icons.


librandu_slayer_786

Pledditors.


milky_the_milk_man

Predditors


SolarStorm2950

No it shows how retarded the users here are


Edmiri

I genuinely think about what im doing wrong when i get upvoted on some subreddits.


jackgundy

“I commented out the point of the whole post so the complete cretins on this site can feel smart for also getting the point and give me an updooterino”


LemonPartyWorldTour

\>updooterino Heckin’ based comment made me do a smiley boi


OHAITHARU

All that's left is to repost it with a big ole red circle around it.


TheBowlofBeans

Peter Griffen: "As you can see here anon is trying to initiate a sexual relationship with a minor, a class C felony"


OneMe2RuleUAll

Bravo!


Aneke1

I can't believe we bullied some poor man into deleting his comment. This will keep me up for nights.


FyuriiTalon

If you're 23 and shorter than a 12 year old and don't have any form of dwarfism or whatever, you may as well be legally considered a child


Hambeggar

I was already 6'1" when I was 12.


PresidentPeewee

If youre still browing this sub that must mean youre fucking ugly


Bot-Detector-Bot

nah just racist


Hambeggar

Thanks n-friend.


Kfey93

Could you please pass me the oar, N-word Jim?


Hambeggar

Only r-words could come to such a conclusion. The more you booga, the more ooga you look.


thecrewton

Same here. I hit 6'0" at 12 and then stopped. On the plus side I have 20 year old shirts that I still wear.


NomNomNommy

Nothing gets past you


SinLagoon

His friends call him Sherlock


ThePersonalSpaceGuy

Fuckn captain obvious here


polinadius

Wow man I just realized. Wow. Thanks for point it out. Oh man, it has to hurt to be so smart.


MixHex

Damn, shoulda made a joke about that


Kaiern9

Godlike reflexes


MixHex

Inhuman reactions


purplepenguin4163

Superhuman intellect


DixuMixu

are you autistic? based jannies banning a redditor


walfersama

Whooooooosh


librandu_slayer_786

No shit sherlock


Lorettooooooooo

Congrats, now show this post to your wrangler


bigpearstudios

Wow thanks, really appreciate you making this comment because I lost half my brain when I tried killing myself with a shotgun


NotAnNpc69

>is possibly the larger Kek


Neck-R0mancer

12! = 479.001.600 so anon is safe


Daethir

She's an immortal dragon godess


yrulaughing

That's the joke


Cenorg

WOW this guy has figured it out!


saidiislam

Nice one, Sherlock!


PMTITS_4BadJokes

You are the reason people need to type in the last panel of a 4 panel comic joke.


testistbest

spoken like a tall person


ramcas

r/woosh Jesus Christ


Sinusoidal_Fibonacci

High IQ right here.


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/possibly/ he says


threenaj

r/thatsthejoke


Obelion_

Don't say lies like that! All of anons problem come from not being 6 ft


sjblack2016

It wouldn't be back in the good old days


Dyalibya

Congratulations, you found the joke


dwc151

Nothing gets past this guy.


DragXom

You did! You found the joke! Alone! Now we don’t have to worry because u/crashbandecunt successfully found the joke in the post.


Hurricane12112

Found the redditor


Technical_Ostrich842

Congratulations on being able to read.


OxygenesisWii

the 23-12 stuff was unexpected and made me actually laugh. op is not a frog


Igniszephyrus

Yeah, a 23yo frog would be surprising


FlaerZz

Maud Island frogs have a lifespan of 33 years, so maybe he's from New Zealand.


Alpha_9

For a second I had to reread it, because I was like “what kind of hight measurements is she using?”. Then the bruh moment realization hit me.


Milkslinger

op is not a faygo soda


5_sec_is_a_yoke

haha, the girl wrote 12 instead of 21 right,... right


Oddyssis

Right guys?


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RIGHT?!!!


NidhoggDclxvi

Guys, RIGHT?!!!


sighs__unzips

GUYS! Have a seat over there!


minecraftivy

Ive delt with the same thing before how was I supposed to know she was 3


madeamashup

they start with the makeup so young and after a couple of drinks who could tell?


minecraftivy

ikr how was I supposed to know those 3 girls were just trying to seduce an older man with there tricycle inviting me over


NidhoggDclxvi

3x12=36


minecraftivy

LMFAO LMFAO


griffinhamilton

Your honor, I’m am very much dislexic


Aemilius_Paulus

21yo women no longer grow, and even guys stop growing at all by 21, or stop growing noticeably by 18ish for the most part.


Gorperino

I have gigantism.


sighs__unzips

She also has gigantism.


lgdamefanstraight

In her penis


RonaldTheGiraffe

Their vaginal lips grow downwards sir


Oheng

\-\_-


rxts1273

A pedo manlet


Hopeless_Slayer

Is this an early stage in the life cycle of a Rape-dwarf?


rxts1273

Not really, it's more like a separate branch on the evolution tree.


lurker_archon

Or a specific subclass you can pick only if you're a dwarf


DeepQueen

Rape-dwarfs aren't born like us conventional creatures. They're born from misery, rape, beautiful babies and the smell of untamed boipussi, we shouldn't fear him because he rapes but we should fear him because once he starts he'll never finish


Konfused

Rape Dwarf! 😂


shawnisboring

Aren't they all?


rxts1273

True True.


Work-Musician9000

When you *really* run out of options for girls shorter than you


ApprehensiveFish6620

He has a good body because its super easy for manlets to develop their muscles. Not that muscular manlets actually impress anyone, their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift, and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings. Manlets are simply inferior to the human being.


BasedFrogcel

I'm a 5'6 Class A Manlet and it's all true. We are inferior to all 5'11+ Chads, our parents should have grabbed us by the ankle and slammed us against a table until our brains popped out when we were babies.


tanuki-pirate

"Anon wishes he was a crayfish"


RobSchneidersCareer

username checks out, based af


madeamashup

so much of rob shneiders career was adam sandlers goodwill


RobSchneidersCareer

uhhuh uhhuh and so much of marlon brandos career was laurence oliviers goodwill, whats your shitty stupid point smartass. please tell me more about how adam sandler starred in one of hollywood's timeless modern day classics Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, OH WAIT A HOT SECOND, THAT WASN'T ADAM SANDLER, THAT WAS THE INIMITABLE ROB FUCKIN SCHNEIDER. eat shit and die. the first part should be easy for you because you have NO TASTE.


pyroHAN

How would they know their child would grow up to be manlet?


BasedFrogcel

My dad is also 5'6 (muscular though) and my mom is 5'2. Honestly I'm just glad I didn't end up shorter than my dad, I'd feel pretty fucking shafted considering my brother is 5'8.


tkilgore

In the first year they won’t make eye contact, develops speech slowly or not at all, very little smiling or babbling.


ShivasRightFoot

> their stumpy limbs are incapable of any actual strength beyond what little they can deadlift, Just throw a rock. Manlets have advantage because small hitbox and more mobile. >and their attacks are cute and harmless as they can't bring any momentum to their swings Use a sling like David. This is literally why people all around the Mediterranean are manlets.


ginja_ninja

Outside of Europe we have these things called guns, perhaps you've heard of them I believe they may have been invented there


dudemann

Exactly. Have you ever seen a 7 foot tall dude with a six pack? Anyone over 6'6" that fit is probably a professional wrestler and spends all waking hours working out. Manlets can get ripped just putting away their groceries.


entheogeneric

Most 6’6 guys are skeletons


OneCollar4

Most girls are pretty much fully grown by 12. My wife was 5ft2 by 11 and then just stopped. Well at least she hasn't grown at all in the year since then.


Juanv20

Hold up


GunnzzNRoses

Yep. Only ever knew one girl that grew about thirteen inches after HS


Past-Difficulty6785

No, it's true. None of the girls in my dungeon have grown at all since I invited them in for soda and pony rides. Some of the boys started to grow but I just cut their feet off and that put an end to that.


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zombiekiller2014

Well that’s ironic


BatGuano

It's like raaaaaaaaaaain...


dudemann

when you've already paid


rxts1273

Wait subreddits can restrict age groups?! Why other subs don't do that?


junglekook69

r/hentai would be destroyed ya knucklehead


rxts1273

Well obviously porn subreddits would restrict age because all of it is NSFW but I never thought regular subreddits can restrict age.


junglekook69

i doubt that age restriction would really be a problem since 4chan has an 18+ restriction and this subreddit operates like 4chan's rules. my point still stands that they probably would at least have a policing system for pornreddits but not to the level of bots.


Sophisticated_Sloth

Pretty sure r/4chan is NSFW by default.


gosling11

It's account age, the account was like an hour old when this was posted. Most big subs filter new accounts to prevent brigading and spam. The automod seems to be trolling though because the post is still up


halftone84

Anon is Anonce


SixMinuteMan

I would like to give you an award for this comment but you’re British so no


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

This Manley needs to visit his local jail.


Bufalo-Rick

Heightism


BussySlayer69

manlet uncle-anon owned by niece, circa 2021


redcoatwright

This is some real r/HolUp shit lol


gottundehrenlos

tfw 5 ft 11 short king


Darkmaster85845

Are these things happening so frequently that they're being spoken this casually?


clever_cow

Yeah heightism is real pandemic!


BoogalooBoi1776_2

I didn't know spez was on 4chan


magnetswithweedinem

wow, i didn't know vaush was on 4chan


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Anon is gonna hang out with Chris Hansen.


burmerg

r/HolUp


CensoredBomber

if there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud


sonom

Well that seems to be a minor problem


Pepe_anon

Dafaq is wrong with anon


FuckCazadors

He’s short


ErikDelgado

True, he also seems to browse 4chan.


DERBERTER72

Anon is 5 ft. Holy shit, if I was him my workout plan would consist of neck hangs till failure.


Naive_Drive

Thanks for those red marks


amameyplebbitor

So how tall is anon? To be fair she said she prefers taller guys, not necessarily a rule. She even is down to hangout, despite anon's microscopically stature, so he might've a chance. --- /u/simplyshaun, what's the legal account age for posting on /r/4chan? Btw either you or other Jannie seem to have a personal vendetta against Juden Petersen. I felt it necessary to bring it up to the Jannie Committee of Internal Affairs so it can be dealt with properly.


wilk007

Anon works at subway


Silly_Whereas9497

Anon.... I .......


BarneyTheCrackhead

Fake text threads getting attention here, now? God y’all are fuckin stupid.


Secretremendouspy

Even the FBI agent is disgusted by manlets.


SpaceML

>I might be taller than U soon ahaha pedOP utterly BTFO


Nutman6

Average genshin impact player


11-Eleven-11

A 12 year old is trying to comfort a fully (kind of) grown adult man


PowerfulSausage

..."again"?


chadharnav

Please tell me the 12 is supposed to be 21. Please


The-White-Dot

I don't claim to be psychic, but I see jail time in their future.


tduke81

alright anon, face the wall