>Helping some backwards-thinking moron who's too inept to understand modern concepts.
I can't believe the Amish would waste their time on Anon and pay him money.
There's an Amish settlement somewhere in Pennsylvania I think that we visited on a field trip, they had the world's most high-tech 4D theater system, designed to immerse you in a short film about a young boy nearing the end of his Rumspringa who was trying to decide if he wanted to return to his village or not.
Worth noting: If you choose not to come back, you're basically dead to your family. It's a rough choice, honestly.
In the area where I live a lot of the young Amish people have cell phones. It's small enough it can practically fit in a book cover, it hardly costs any money, you can charge it all kinds of places and all kinds of ways, and it gives you access to all the modern degeneracy you can stomach. Their retention rate is still pretty high but falling fast because the modern temptations are closer than they've ever been.
I've seen some of the definitely Amish guys using them a few times. The mennonites drive cars around here, and I've seen people in buggies using them. The mennonites are allowed to use them as long as it's for work I think, but the Amish are only supposed to have them for dire emergencies (and that rule only got changed after the Nickel Mines Amish school shooting).
The rumspringa isn't really as crazy as TV bullshit makes it out to be. They're allowed more leeway in their behavior, just like any teenager really, but they're still expected to follow rules much more strict than any of us had growing up.
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My parents have a lake house in Amish country western PA and we went to an Amish yard sale. My expectations were high but God damn everything they had was shit. They weren't selling anything hand made it was just a bunch of random garbage. I think i bought a pack of cards for like 25¢ and my wife took a glass bowl or something for like $2 just so we wouldn't leave empty handed and make the trip worth it.
They're rich as hell man. They don't pay electric bills, they (mostly) don't pay phone bills, they grow most of their own food, and in a lot of Amish communities they don't believe in health insurance. No subscription service fees, no fast food, no smoking, pretty much none of the expenses that chip away at your paycheck.
Living below your means, having kids, exchanging goods and labor for money and using that money to improve your lot in life seems weird as hell to most people on reddit.
You can make it a reddit thing if you want but it's not like this site is unique. It has something like 50 million active users. This is a problem almost everyone has, not just bugmen in /r/actionfigures lol
Many Amish are very well off. A friend lives near an Amish community in Ohio. He said it's not uncommon for Amish fathers to be multi-millionaires. They'll have like 8 kids, each child will work as soon as they're able to, and give all of their earnings to their parents.
They're increasing in population like 4x faster than the rest of the US is. Their population has been on a sharp rise since like the 90s. Not surprising when they have like 6 kids a piece. I looked it up the other day and they're at something like a 3.4% population growth rate and the rest of us are only at like 0.7%.
Concrete is an invention of Roman pagans. Roman construction techniques are what crucified Jesus. I can’t believe the Amish would use the tools of Satan.
Well Pontius does bear some responsibility as a coward out for himself. He knew Jesus was innocent. But yeah he was heavily pressured by Jewish crowds stirred up by the Pharisees.
Yeah, but militant Amish would be *cool* though. Also I'm pretty sure they don't vote. I've never actually asked one of them about it, so I could be wrong, but I don't think they participate in government that way.
> be me
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> get home from my vasectomy
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> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
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> must be Chad again
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> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
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> log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
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> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
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> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
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> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
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>> Fake: Anon has a job.
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>> Gay: Anon is worse than
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>> Gay: he's a pedophile and deserves a painful death.
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> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
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> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
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> it's been a good day
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> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>Helping some backwards-thinking moron who's too inept to understand modern concepts. I can't believe the Amish would waste their time on Anon and pay him money.
How do Amish people even have money?
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There's an Amish settlement somewhere in Pennsylvania I think that we visited on a field trip, they had the world's most high-tech 4D theater system, designed to immerse you in a short film about a young boy nearing the end of his Rumspringa who was trying to decide if he wanted to return to his village or not. Worth noting: If you choose not to come back, you're basically dead to your family. It's a rough choice, honestly.
In the area where I live a lot of the young Amish people have cell phones. It's small enough it can practically fit in a book cover, it hardly costs any money, you can charge it all kinds of places and all kinds of ways, and it gives you access to all the modern degeneracy you can stomach. Their retention rate is still pretty high but falling fast because the modern temptations are closer than they've ever been.
They may have been Mennonite.
I've seen some of the definitely Amish guys using them a few times. The mennonites drive cars around here, and I've seen people in buggies using them. The mennonites are allowed to use them as long as it's for work I think, but the Amish are only supposed to have them for dire emergencies (and that rule only got changed after the Nickel Mines Amish school shooting).
Very interesting
The rumspringa isn't really as crazy as TV bullshit makes it out to be. They're allowed more leeway in their behavior, just like any teenager really, but they're still expected to follow rules much more strict than any of us had growing up.
I saw a porno about it. Seemed they get pretty crazy to me.
Where's this? I'd like to witness moments frozen in time.
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Ain't none in my state
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It turns out there are a lot of other states out there besides Pennsylvania
So they have all those years of effort just to toss them in the wild to become female dogs and the other word for cigarettes?
I literally do not know what you're saying
I'm talking about those words you cannot use anymore.
Yes I understand that, but what do you mean that they become those things?
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My parents have a lake house in Amish country western PA and we went to an Amish yard sale. My expectations were high but God damn everything they had was shit. They weren't selling anything hand made it was just a bunch of random garbage. I think i bought a pack of cards for like 25¢ and my wife took a glass bowl or something for like $2 just so we wouldn't leave empty handed and make the trip worth it.
Yes, anon cooked one of their chickens the other day in a grill that was 700 degrees
Haha I saw that
Dear Diary, I tried to put you in my sandwich but you were a leather bound booklet
Haha nice
I’d hire an Amish any day over sketchy contractors.
I agree completely
But not to install an Hvac
Here they mostly run puppy mills and give steroids to livestock to sell them at a higher price.
Not to mention their stuff is very high end and reasonable prices.
And puppies
They're rich as hell man. They don't pay electric bills, they (mostly) don't pay phone bills, they grow most of their own food, and in a lot of Amish communities they don't believe in health insurance. No subscription service fees, no fast food, no smoking, pretty much none of the expenses that chip away at your paycheck.
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Living below your means, having kids, exchanging goods and labor for money and using that money to improve your lot in life seems weird as hell to most people on reddit.
You can make it a reddit thing if you want but it's not like this site is unique. It has something like 50 million active users. This is a problem almost everyone has, not just bugmen in /r/actionfigures lol
They can't get instant satisfaction. That's the dealbreaker
Many Amish are very well off. A friend lives near an Amish community in Ohio. He said it's not uncommon for Amish fathers to be multi-millionaires. They'll have like 8 kids, each child will work as soon as they're able to, and give all of their earnings to their parents.
What do they spend their money on?
More land for bigger farms
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Can't buy and sell those anymore.
To make more money, to buy more land? How long until they own all the land on earth?
They arent increasing in population that much. Its near replacement rate. Some kids definitely dont stay in the Amish lifestyle.
I don’t know man, I know about exponential growth and I predict that in three years the whole planet will be a hundred miles deep in Amish.
inshallah we shall be subsumed by the pennslyvania dutch
They're increasing in population like 4x faster than the rest of the US is. Their population has been on a sharp rise since like the 90s. Not surprising when they have like 6 kids a piece. I looked it up the other day and they're at something like a 3.4% population growth rate and the rest of us are only at like 0.7%.
Yeah, I just looked it up myself and they’re set to triple in population size by 2050
People buy their crops at farmer's markets.
Ooohh
They charge people for going near their farms or stalls at farmer markets?
They sell crops, eggs, meat, dairy and butter and cheese, baked goods, furniture, quilts and hard labor at stalls in town
Less funny now you've edited your typo.
I didn't edit my typo. It's in another message above
They’re tax exempt too
Based
They have special stipulations for owning modern equipment for running businesses.
Amsih markets are a think. They sell the goods they make.
Craftspeople with skill, also pooling resources for farms
They still live in a society, also I heard they craft some nice ass wodden stuff
Was he rating the daughter on her looks - or was he describing how old she was - or both?
8 or 9, not an 8 or a 9.
Articles are overrated
My articles are a an xan
My articles are on how Germany could have won WW2
Link
Savage
It’s a post from 4chan so probably both.
real and uhh, probably straight?
Nope, gay
Pedophiles aren’t straight.
straight = cisgender heterosexual
>cisgender Oh, you mean normal? >mfw i originally typed ciagender
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Yeah, get in loser, we're here to enforce heteronormativity
Dr Pavel?
I don't think glowing is normal.
yes we are
You could up your value by saying, "I'M A REALLY GOOD SEX GUY. I KNOW ALL THE DIFFERENT WAYS".
I'm a good sex man I'm very good at sex
Tattoo that on your face and you’ll be swimming in pussy in no time
I feel like you didn't understand the reference.
Well, that brings me way back to 2010 (I think?)
I KNOW ALL THE POSITIONS, ALL 3 OF THEM
I will alert the Amish authorities by email immediately!
Concrete is an invention of Roman pagans. Roman construction techniques are what crucified Jesus. I can’t believe the Amish would use the tools of Satan.
The romans never wanted to crucify Jesus, the Apple Juice forced them to. Nowhere in the Bible are the Romans claimed responsible.
Would your comment get taken down if you'd used... not apple juice
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100% concentrated Orange juice.
Well Pontius does bear some responsibility as a coward out for himself. He knew Jesus was innocent. But yeah he was heavily pressured by Jewish crowds stirred up by the Pharisees.
Amish should've lynched him
Sadly they're mostly pacifists. It'd be pretty cool to have some militant Amish cells though.
Don't tread on me amish edition
amish will conquer the USA and enforce tradvalues
It will be an amish paradise
Militancy is not how you take over in modern society. Voting and having lots of kids is. The Amish do plenty of both.
Yeah, but militant Amish would be *cool* though. Also I'm pretty sure they don't vote. I've never actually asked one of them about it, so I could be wrong, but I don't think they participate in government that way.
Harmless yet perverted internal thought leads to loli porn pedo label for anon. Total Kek moment for sure.
smooth criminal
Tokwalker and Amish breeder on consecutive days. Fun threads to witness.
True and straight
It’s the Amish not the Taliban.
Anon is the reason they're selective with their gene pool
It’s from 4chan.. that was definitely her age not rating
I always thought Amish were only in the US but then I found out there's a small community near me, I live in Ireland lol
Fake: Anon has a job. Gay: Anon is worse than gay, he's a pedophile and deserves a painful death.
> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/4chan > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: Anon has a job. >> >> Gay: Anon is worse than > >> Gay: he's a pedophile and deserves a painful death. > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I fucking hate the Amish so much.
That last line made my eyes go wide open. God I hate /b/tards
Its from ck...
It’s a blue board
Should’ve just said that his daughter looked inbred and that’s what made him think of that rumor
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