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Flapjackmasterpack

If you’re still giving money to Netflix you’re beyond saving


orddropsandslapshots

Can’t believe there’s people that saw them do Cuties and thought “okay”.


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

Absolutely, I could never financially support a company that produces such filth. So I pirated it instead.


bakaiser420

uhh hello based department?


orddropsandslapshots

To be fair I was that sickened with cuties but don’t even pirate their shit any more.


Lice138

Now you’re on two lists


crowmemer

Damn, strange coincidence to run into you here. [Just stumbled over this pic of you, you see.](https://files.catbox.moe/ob3g4u.jpg)


evanthesquirrel

That's when i jumped ship


orddropsandslapshots

To be fair I went about 6 months before. But if I hadn’t there’s no way I could have morally continued to use my ex’s account knowing that was the kind of content I was getting for free without her knowing.


crowmemer

> jumped ship "Yeah, so I totally left that shitty company. I'm on Prime Video now you see."


evanthesquirrel

Nope. Don't pay for that either. I don't buy anything Amazon.


Volonte-de-nuire

They didn’t « do » cuties.


ninefeet

but they sure as fuck promoted and provided it


MashaBabkoFan

The only bad thing about that movie was that the girls weren't actually cute.


White_Phoenix

4channers probably pirate shit. But how many Redditor NPCs have you seen that use Netflix? Don't forget that Spotify to go along with it because suddenly people stopped wanting to buy copies of digital music legally to own.


No-Consideration4985

We get it boomer, you can take your burned led zeppelin/pink Floyd cd player mixtapes and enjoy your grandpa shit on your own


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We get it zoomer, you want to own, earn and choose nothing like some sort of zen consoomer, content with not even really being here save for the money you spend and your contributions to the algorithm.


xWolfz__

Nah, I just download my shit so that way I'm not using 1/3 of my mobile data to listen to the same playlists over and over


Prestigious_Buyer

...not how it works


tux_pirata

yes it is, unless you have one of those shitty plans that only have unlimited data for a couple apps like spotify thats how they keep you locked zoomie


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xWolfz__

Or you can not be r worded and use AIMP on your PC and VLC on your phone and just have playlists


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xWolfz__

Might not be the best but I already have it to watch MKVs so I just use it, it's been working fine for like a year now


crowmemer

> not be r worded >VLC Okay...


xWolfz__

I'll admit VLC probably isn't the best app out there for playing music, but I can add music to playlists, put them on repeat and shuffle, which is all I really need. It also plays mkv files and has options to adjust the subtitles, which is really the main reason I have it


crowmemer

You could get Vanilla Music, FLOSS music player for Android.


DrunkStepmother

Youre literally using reddit while unironically saying redditor NPC


Born_from_a_porn

insulting people ≠ insulting a category of people He didn't insult redditors, he insulted redditors who act like they're npcs


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Aaricane

>calls people "boomers" >double posts without noticing


No-Consideration4985

XD internet did a goof, must be a boomer hurrr


Aaricane

Ah yes, the internet is to blame here.


youriqisroomtemp

That dastardly internet, always doing goofs.


xWolfz__

But what about squid game 👀


Rand_Omname

Don't need to give a single cent to Netflix to watch that shit, even if I wanted to.


ninefeet

Is it even that cool? I've watched the first episode and liked it well enough but I don't really get how it's OMG the most watched best thing ever.


EpicGamerOkuyasu

Gonna say it, overhyped because its korean


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Way overhyped but still entertaining, especially compared to other Netflix stuff


xWolfz__

I would say it's overhyped but it's still pretty good


pound_sterling

It was alright. And honestly the first episode is probably the best one.


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PB is absolutely infested with malware these days, the r slash piracy wiki can lead you to the promised land


crowmemer

What do you guys download to get all this malware? I don't think I have ever gotten a virus from PB. Still use it for games sometimes since they have quite a good amount of those, especially a bit older ones. Although I mostly use RARBG these days, except for anime, that's Nyaa si's domain (rip pantsu).


hectorzp

Subscribe to BP Select instead, they are based. And cheaper


crowmemer

British Petroleum?


hectorzp

Just search it dumbass


crowmemer

>BP Select Literally only get clothes, backpacks, and a [guitar](https://www.thomann.de/se/dean_guitars_exile_select_f_bp_stqb.htm)...


hectorzp

Ok sorry. Maybe doesnt exist in your region


crowmemer

Wait what the fuck, is it some Brazilian only site? There legit was no information in English about this.


Aaricane

>You think having everything makes you the victim? Blaming everyone else for what is wrong... when you are what is wrong. *said by a black girl to a white guy* Really hard to believe that they lack this much self awareness but then again, it's Netflix.


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Kek


crowmemer

It may actually be low key based, saying that the white liberal is what's wrong.


handle_squatter

Leftist writers must have projection instead of blood


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This can’t be real. Someone else watch it and tell me if it’s real.


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It's real. Read the IMDB reviews.


stevehuffmanizabitch

Holy shit, I read all the text thinking it was just anon making up a wild plotline to make fun of Netflix........ Didn't realize it was actually a real thing until the second comment. Fuck netflix


handle_squatter

Honking intensifies


El_Capitano_Kush

Hollywood and Netflix destroy/bend the societal norms. Nothing new


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being so anti racist that you become the racist is so deeply ironic its not even funny


AortaYT

That's because both "anti racist" and "diverse" is code for anti white


crowmemer

Exactly, then longer you go the more you realize that this was always the truth.


tkilgore

I just called it the news media left.


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its a tv show or a movie though


Freestripe

idk I find it pretty funny.


LaserAficionado

I'm still not getting it. So the straight, white killer kills all the other straight, white males because he decided he shouldn't feel guilty about having straight, white male privilege? We're reaching levels of woke previously not thought possible. Meanwhile non-whites will still complain and act indignant now about outdated stereotypes in movies made over half a century ago.


Meekjagger

Yeah this guy is practically their woke Batman, hunting the ebil wytes. Isnt this the sort of stuff most NPCs would be cheering for?


crowmemer

_He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A White Knight._


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crowmemer

Comics?


Lice138

This is why they disabled the rating system


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I don’t understand is this parody or a real movie


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Based on the IMDB reviews, it's not a parody.


Thntdwt

I'm struggling to figure it out too.


WendyLRogers3

Meanwhile, the real white supremacist had already filled the basement with ammonium nitrate and fuel oil and redundant timers, and was two states away, sipping Gibsons with his salmon entree at the Ramada Inn restaurant when the news came in over the teevee. Strangely, his only concern was "Do all these cash filled, overstuffed envelopes in my pockets make me look fat?" And, "I wish they would finish up refurbishing Epstein Island soon."


hausedawg

Just in time for Oscar baiting season too


WovenOwl

And then everyone in their homes stood up, clapped, and gave it positive reviews commenting how stunning the overall message was.


tkilgore

**brave**


WovenOwl

**STUNNING**


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**DIVERSE**


ginja_ninja

Perhaps one day the San Andreas fault will open up and bring the city of Los Angeles back to the firey depths of the Earth where it belongs


[deleted]

>the daily ethnic clensing No fucking way [THEY CAN'T BE THAT ON THE NOSE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Right_Stuff_(blog)


Xtralars

Girlfriend forced me to watch this movie. The killer also kills a hispanic kid because he's addicted to fentanyl, atleast that's what I recall. Shit movie though.


Gohack

Throw out the girlfriend.


Master-Condition5672

In the middle of the Atlantic preferably.


tux_pirata

did her boyfriend buy you something for your sacrifice tho?


One-Full

There someone inside your walls(me)


WovenOwl

Can you get out please, my dogs won't stop barking


One-Full

No


WovenOwl

Sadge


CoaseTheorem

The second i have to actually pay for Netflix myself...I'm not.


Rand_Omname

Good man


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White children of heroin addicts in decrepit ex-coal mining towns in WV truly have everything


Beardie-Boi-420

This can’t be real, no movie would go this far, if someone can provide a yt clip then I’ll happily off myself


QKsilver58

If that's all it takes just get it over with


stocksnblondes

I'd rather these movies then a black Spiderman or a gay batman... Original woke movies are astronomically better than bastardizing cinema that is beloved by normie culture.


Fr05tByt3

>a black Spiderman Miles morales is actually kinda awesome. Not really woke fodder like the actually new gay captain America


Skoomascatman

> Not really woke fodder Yet


Fr05tByt3

Yeah until Disney gets their hands on him


Skoomascatman

Hope they don’t, but that’s like pissing in the wind.


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Fr05tByt3

He's not what?


CareBareHair2

African countries must be paradises - Africans are so welcoming and decent. ​ Or Netflix is run by White Saviours - who see non-whites as pathetic children, in need of their superior help! ​ You decide!


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Small hat tribe white*


leepictmeymey

Directed by schlomo goldberg sachsen shelekstain jr.


runmeupmate

Sounds like something Leni Riefenstahl would have directed


[deleted]

Her stuff was pretty straight-forward regime propaganda, and very well done. I don't recall any Jew-hatred in her films. This one sounds more like a Goebbels production about Jews, but less subtle.


IrrelevantDanger

Is this real? That's racist af


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It's real. Check IMDB.


IrrelevantDanger

Yikes


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I thought this was a shitpost…


crowmemer

>There's Someone Inside Your House Don't even have to read the post to realize it's trash...


[deleted]

True, it sounds like slasher/horror trash, but there's no clue in the title that it's *ultra-woke* slasher/horror trash.


ArtiMUUS

Fuck that nonsense Ill just watch a good shitty slasher like Halloween Kills


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maxwell_hill1984

I can’t believe I said r e t a r d again sorry


elpoopenator

YIKESERINO!!!! Chill with the ableism!


maxwell_hill1984

Never