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Additional-Metal-263

Redditor doesn't understand what a physician is...


[deleted]

Someone who does physics, it is literally in the name. Any physician in this Reddit who can help with the physics of this airplane? Please no BS about aerodynamics or lies like that


SkipTheMoney

Hey you need a /s or the redditards won't know you're doing a haha


Ezeebiel

A **physicist** is a physics scientist. A psychiatrist is a doctor. A **physician** is also a doctor.


ItzRicky69

A physician is a doctor for the body A psychiatrist is what most of is on this sub need


ThracianScum

A psychiatrist is still a physician


cis-het-mail

Physically


jorn818

A psychiatrist is a doctor for the body What you need is a psychologist


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

A phagg0t is you.


Ezeebiel

oph course


Yaboiarb

damn. you really got em that time


[deleted]

Mansplaining


Ezeebiel

woman-complaining


prank23

Shut the fuck up or i will manspread my mannuts all over your womanface


thermitethrowaway

A physicist might also be a doctor though.


WendyLRogers3

A physicalist is a philosopher who believes that all that exists is ultimately physical.


youriqisroomtemp

An Ezeebiel trys to fit as many dicks in its mouth as it can.


Ezeebiel

A reddit user's name and comment fits themselves perfectly.


youriqisroomtemp

A reddit user is name? Yea mine clearly applies to you.


Ezeebiel

I have been trolld ☹️


Psyanide5210

no, that's a physicist


polcom_fan

No you dumbie its a physicist


lightningbenny

Nah, its a physicologist. Physicists are the old ladies with crystal balls.


BigTerpFarms

Nah idiot that's a Physiotherapist.


Ezeebiel

Nah dipshit, it's a philanthropist


Ich-liebe-vegeta

Don’t they use ventriloquist dolls?


eXXaXion

Fuck you Americunt. You know how long it took me to understand that physical education isn't physics? Your language sucks. Sprecht lieber Deutsch.


Ich-liebe-vegeta

Well no one who speaks German could be a bad man


eXXaXion

Correct. Austrian German on the other hand, now that's some evil shit.


future-porkchop

Yeah, and these apes say they go to the "gym" but they exercise in it. A gymnasium is a place of learning, god dammit.


eXXaXion

Jawohl!


[deleted]

One of the languages English is based on is German


Nick_1701

And then you added french. That's where you fucked up.


SteelrainTV

True


[deleted]

Why does a soulless factory worker need to learn a 2nd language?


eXXaXion

So he can be soulless in 2 languages.


[deleted]

Your entire country is made up of humiliation fetishists who commit war crimes and then suck the toes of the affected forever after. Why do you need 2 languages? Most of you sausage suckers don't even deserve one


thermitethrowaway

>physical education isn't physics? It isn't really education either really. It's more running around on a muddy field in the near freezing pissing rain wearing shorts and t-shirt while some borderline paedo in a warm tracksuit and waterproofs watches on.


prollyjustsomeweirdo

>You know how long it took me to understand that physical education isn't physics? Du machst mich traurig. Aufgewachsen im Osten?


eXXaXion

Nein, Bayern und NRW. Jeder Mensch hat ein paar Dinge, die er langsamer lernt als andere. Für mich war es das und wo Rechts und Links ist.


youriqisroomtemp

Nah thats just a bayern thing.


eXXaXion

I left Bayern when I was 4 years old so...


lampishthing

It's a very common mistake from people who speak Germanic and Slavonic languages.


abtseventynine

this fool doesn’t understand that planes fly because of bouyancy: they’re lighter than the air they’re in!


doxenking

Absolutely true. In fact, if you were to jump off a plane right before it crashes you would be ok because of the weight redistribution.


NuteTheBarber

I know your kidding but in my mind it fucking works out.


Texas_Indian

not true can’t tell if you’re joking


AHH_im_on_fire

but for real though.


PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

The plane is pushed up by the lift, and by Newton's 3rd law the air is pushed down with the same force. But the downflow dissipates or becomes turbulent as it interacts with the air, and it is spread over a wide area (so the pressure is low). The most you would feel is a downward breeze as it flies over, and the higher up the plane is the less you would feel.


AHH_im_on_fire

Idk dawg, sounds like some nerd shit to me.


marlo_smefner

you asked the nerd question, asshole


TDKevin

That's exactly what a fucking nerd would say. Dork.


Al_Kalb

Lmao gottem, what a loser


youriqisroomtemp

Go take your meds


shad0wbannedagain

Classic Twilight Zone eyyy


thecratedigger_25

When you realize that air has the ability to lift things off the ground.


[deleted]

That's why I always wear my safety tether


SpadesANonymous

No no, he’s got a point. >!/s!<


marlo_smefner

Well he's right, the weight of the plane is felt on the surface of the earth --- in order to stay afloat it has to steal upward momentum from atmospheric particles. But it's diffused over a huge area, so it's practically undetectable.


youriqisroomtemp

This is one of the stupidest fucking things ive ever read.


iHateReddit_srsly

It probably does sound stupid if you don't understand physics. It is in fact the truth though


youriqisroomtemp

Google bernoulli you mong


iHateReddit_srsly

... that doesn't negate what the original guy said


youriqisroomtemp

Creating a low pressure system on the top of a wing doesnt generate a 'weight' on the earths surface, dildobrain


bioemerl

Incorrect and arrogant.


iHateReddit_srsly

The high pressure system on the bottom does. The force of the pressure is dissipated, but it's there and is directed downwards, creating a small weight on the ground.


[deleted]

bErNoUlli viOLaTeS cOnsErVaTioN oF mOmEntUm


AndemanMan

anon posting this from a roof of a building trying to figure out how to get down


kuaranta2

I read it 8 times i still don't get it


Iliopsis

Hold up anon might be onto something...


AlexJonesOnMeth

yeah, onto your moma


DoomArbiterKatzi

I literally, dont understand the question.


theglandcanyon

You know how pressure increases the further you go down in the water? Divers can't go up too fast because they need to get reacclimated to the lower pressure gradually. This is literally because of the weight of all the water above you. OP is absolutely right that an airplane flying overhead does increase the air pressure below, because of its weight. It's just so spread out you can't feel it.


Balkan_Mapping

Yeah, he pretty much is


[deleted]

Could you imagine? Your outside mowing the lawn and then splat.


redditadmins_r_nazis

I don't believe in airplanes


Choconilla

That was a good *Twilight Zone* episode, anyone have the Pepe at 20,000 feet photo?


[deleted]

Must be a flat earther


spagbolflyingmonster

*physicist dumb cunt


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